Civil Wrongs: Directed by Gary B. Goldman. Wh William H. Macy, Emmy Rossum, Jt Chatw, Ethan Cutkosky. While Fna's job has brought stcture to her life, thgs fall apart when Jimmy drops a bomb on her. Frank enjoys his newfound celebry as the face of the gay rights movement." data-id="ma
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- ‘SHAMELS’ SEASON 9 TRAILER: GAY J GETS OUT OF HAND AND FRANK GIV EVERYONE STDS — WATCH
- "SHAMELS" REP: "IT'S ONLY HOMOPHOBIA IF THEY'RE AAID OF YOU"{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}TVBY BRIAN JUERGENSMARCH 18, 2013/11:47 AMBY BRIAN JUERGENSMARCH 18, 2013 / 11:47 AM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"\"SHAMELS\" REP: \"IT'S ONLY HOMOPHOBIA IF THEY'RE AAID OF YOU\"","DATEPUBLISHED":"2013-03-18T15:47:22.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2013-03-18T15:47:22.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"BRIAN JUERGENS","KEYWORDS":"THE BACKLOT","ARTICLESECTN":"TV"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE EPISO BEGS WH JIMMY (JT CHATW) NTEMPLATG A CKROACH ON HIS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT ALL KD OF GO DOWNHILL OM {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FNA (EMMY ROSSUM) ASKS JIMMY FOR ADVICE ON HER OUTF, AND HE ASKS IF SHE'S GOG FOR AN OFFICE JOB OR A KE Y. WHAT, THERE'S A DIFFERENCE? SHE CLEARLY ISN'T TEMPG AT AFTERELTON! [RIMSHOT]{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MEANWHILE, FRANK (WILLIAM H. MACY) IS SETTLG NICELY AT THE HOME OF CHRISTOPHER DAHMER, THE JOHN WAYNE BAT OF THE GREATER CHIGOLAND AREA. CHRISTOPHER IS THE KD OF GUY WHO LGHS OUT LOUD AT GARFIELD: "HE'S ALWAYS SO HUNGRY!" HE'S ALSO THE KD OF GUY WHO HAS A TAXIRMIED DOG HIS BREAKFAST NOOK, SERV AN ALHOLIC A BLOODY MARY AT BREAKFAST, AND IS PROBABLY KEEPG ABOUT A DOZEN TWEEN RPS HIS CRAWLSPACE. JT SAY'.{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}STILL, WHEN FRANK GO OFF ON HOW THEY ARE BASILLY LIVG AS A SAME-SEX UPLE, CHRIS BUNDY IS SAVVY ENOUGH TO POT OUT THAT "THEY GET OFFEND IF YOU LL THEM QUEERS, FRANK," AND DOT ON THE LADY GALLAGHER WHEN FRANK MENTNS THAT HE THKS HE MIGHT HAVE GOUT, "THE KG'S DISEASE". (IS HE TALKG ABOUT ELVIS?){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BACK AT THE HOMTEAD, WE LEARN THAT LIP (JEREMY ALLEN WHE) HAT FACEBOOK, AND THAT MANDY (EMMA GREENWELL) THKS THAT HE SHOULD UNIEND KAREN FOR BEG A {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}DOWN THE BLOCK, V (SHANOLA HAMPTON) AND KEV (STEVE HOWEY) ARE EMBROILED A DISCSN OF WHETHER OR NOT THEY SHOULD GET THEIR IMAGARY, NONEXISTENT CHILD - WHO IS OF NONEXISTENT, UNTERMED GENR - CIRCUMCISED. FNA ASKS IF MEN GET PMS AND V SAYS, "WE GET WEEPY, THEY GET ANGRY." KEV SAYS 'S BEE OF ALL THE CHEE, OR SOMETHG, AND FNA SUGGTS THAT THEY GET THEIR IMAGARY KID SNIPPED IF THEY WANT HIM TO "GET HIS SHARE OF HEAD." THE GIRL HAS A POT. BUT DID THEY REALLY JT BRG UP CHEE A NVERSATN ABOUT CIRCUMCISN?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MEANWHILE, DEBS (EMMA KENNEY) BRGS WEE LIAM OVER TO SHEILA'S - SHE'S APPARENTLY SUPPOSED TO BABYS HIM. BUT SHEILA (JOAN CACK) IS BOMBED OUT ON THE PLASTIC-WRAPPED SOFA, NO DOUBT STILL SMARTG OM THE RETURN OF THE MISERY BOMB THAT IS HER DGHTER, KAREN, WHO ENGEERED THE WONGS' REMOVAL OF BABY HIMEY. SURE ENOUGH, HURRINE "WHORE" TATTOO SWEEPS THROUGH ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL AND DEBS OFFER TO MAKE SHEILA BREAKFAST. I OFFER TO MAKE SHEILA HOT, WET TEARS, AND SHE TAK ME UP ON THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE COFFEE MEANERY, JIMMY GETS CRAP OM A DOUCHEBAG CTOMER AND STARTS TO THK THAT MAYBE WORKG FOR A LIVG KD OF SUCKS. WELCOME TO THE RAT RACE, CANDY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT SCHOOL, KAREN (LRA SLA WIGGS) PASS MANDY AND LIP AND MANDY HISS, "WALK THE F*CK AWAY." SHE ALSO MENTNS OFFHAND TO IAN (CAMERON MONAGHAN) THAT MICKEY IS GETTG MARRIED TO SOME GIRL HE GOT PREGNANT. WHAT THE WHAT?!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT HER TEMP ASSIGNMENT, A SLIGHTLY HOBBISH BUT VERY IENDLY LADY NAMED CONNIE SHOWS FNA THE ROP, WHICH CLU EE DONUTS. (HOLLA!) FNA IS TELEMARKETG AND THE ONLY THG SHE NEEDS TO DO IS STICK TO A SCRIPT... WHICH IS OF URSE THE ONLY THG THAT FNA N NOT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT SOME RATHER OFFIC LOOKG OFFICE, FRANK THROWS A F ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE'S NOT VERED UNR CHRISTOPHER'S MEDIL PLAN BEE THEIR NON-RELATNSHIP IS NOT ACKNOWLEDGED BY THE STATE: "MY PARTNER'S BEEN KILLG DOGS FOR THIS CY FOR A !" OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS SH*T'S REAL. I'M FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO HAVE AN EMPLOYER WHO DOES GRANT MEDIL BENEFS FOR SAME-SEX SPO, AND EVEN THEN I GET TAXED OUT THE NOSE ON THOSE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}V AND KEV ARE DOG "GIMP PORN" AND V TELLS FNA TO CHECK OUT (I HAVE YET TO ACTUALLY TRY TO VIS THIS URL, BEE I AM AAID TO) AS EVINCE OF WHY CIRCUMCISN IS A BAD THG. FNA, BEG A PLETE IDT OUTSI OF HER OWN HOME WHEN THE SCRIPT REQUIR, ACTUALLY VISS THIS SE AT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THIS DO NOT GO OVER WELL AT THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WHILE WAG FOR THE B, FRANK TERPTS A PRS NFERENCE FOR A MAYORAL NDIDATE. HE RAILS ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE IS NOT TREATED EQUALLY THE EY OF THE LAW SPE THE FACT THAT HE IS BEG OKED MEALS BY A SOCPATHIC WNIE-THE-POOH, AND MANDS EQUAL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BACK AT CASA JACKSON, DEBS IS PATG SHEILA'S NAILS TO CHEER HER UP, NOTG THAT HER CRAZY MOM'S WORDS, THIS KD OF THERAPY IS "TAKG OM THE OUTSI ." SHEILA REALIZ THAT SHE'S KEEPG DEBS OUT OF SCHOOL, AND DEBS SAYS THAT EVERYONE AT SCHOOL WANTS TO PY HER TTS AND THEN NOBODY WILL S WH HER AT LUNCH. "EVERYBODY'S MEAN."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SHEILA NFS THAT HER OWN DGHTER WAS A MEAN GIRL, AND SHE N'T FIGURE OUT HOW SHE GOT THAT WAY. DEBS WISELY POTS OUT THAT IF EVERYONE TOOK AFTER THEIR MOTHER SHE WOULD BE TOTALLY SCREWED, AND I START TO LOSE A LTLE BEE THESE TWO WOMEN ARE GOLDEN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT SCHOOL, KAREN AND LIP BALL THE BATHROOM STALL. IT'S NSEATG. SHE TELLS HIM TO BREAK UP WH MANDY MID-HUMP, WHICH IS EVEN MORE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}LET'S TCH UP WH FNA! TURNS OUT HER BCHY GAY CUBICLE-NEIGHBOR RATTED HER OUT FOR BROWSG PHOTOS OF FORMED DONGS AT WORK, BUT NOW THAT HE KNOWS THAT SHE IS INTER SENSATN FRANK GALLAGHER'S DGHTER, HE FEELS A B BAD ABOUT . FNA IS EQUAL PARTS TERRIFIED AND IMPRSED TO SEE THAT HER FATHER IS THE LATT VIRAL VIO {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FNA GETS LLED TO THE SUB-BOSS'S OFFICE, AND HOLD ON - IS THAT F*CKG EVAN CHAMBERS OM GREEK!?!? Y, IS (JAKE MCDORMAN) - AND HE'S CLEARLY TURNED ON BY FNA AND PRETTY SMART. AFTER A CHARMGLY AWKWARD EXCHANGE HE LETS HER OFF WH A WARNG AND I'M SURE WE HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF HIM. OH - AND SOON ENOUGH FNA IS VED BACK TO THE OFFICE DUE TO HER PLUCKY, NO-HOLDS-BARRED APPROACH TO TELEMARKETG, OR {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JIMMY GETS HIS FIRST PAYCHECK AND IS SHOCKED AT HOW SMALL IS. WELE TO THE FAY. HE ALSO GIV BACK A R HE STOLE OM SOME YUPPIE - NOT SURE WHY - AND THEY THROW LIAM'S R SET ONTO THE SIWALK. AND MUT LATER JIMMY IS MUGGED AT AN ATM - WA, WHO GO TO AN ATM ON THE IGGG SIWALK THIS DAY AND AGE?! - AND FLIPS OUT YET AGA. THEY'RE REALLY GIVG THE LTLE RICH BOY THE BS THE DAYS, AREN'T THEY?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}LIP, MEANWHILE, GETS AMBHED BY A RECER FOR MIT - TURNS OUT MANDY HAS BEEN SUBMTG LLEGE APS FOR HIM TO ALL THE BIG SCHOOLS. ATTA GIRL! ALTHOUGH THIS SE SHE CRIBBED HIS ENTRANCE SAY OM NELSON MANLA. HEY - BETTER HIM THAT TAYLOR SWIFT. THE RECER ALMOST BOLTS BUT LIP TRIGU HIM ENOUGH TO STICK AROUND, ALTHOUGH AFTER THE GUY OUTL LIP'S CURRENT SUATN LIP DO CHALLENGE HIM WH, "WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND LL ME WHE TRASH?" {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MEANWHILE, CHRISTOPHER IS FUR WH FRANK FOR OUTG HIM (IS HE EVEN GAY?) TO THE WORLD - AND MORE SPECIFILLY, HIS MOTHER. "YOU TOLD THE WORLD WE'RE GAY!" FRANK, MEANWHILE, RETURNS TO THE ALIBI AND FDS THAT HE IS THE BUTT OF EVERY 20-YEAR-OLD GAY JOKE THE BOOK. IT'S KD OF AWOME A HORRIBLE WAY. HE LLS THEM HOMOPHOB, BUT BARTENDRS KATE (WHO HAS EMERGED AS THE SHOW'S OBI WAN) NOT, "IT'S ONLY HOMOPHOBIA IF THEY'RE AAID OF YOU - I'M PRETTY SURE THEY JT DON'T LIKE YOU."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE MIT DUE LIK LIP'S SAY, AND LIP SAYS HE WANTS TO SEE C3PO HIS LIFETIME, ADDG, "THAT DU IS BADASS." LATER, HE THANKS MANDY (WH HIS PENIS) FOR SENDG THE APP, AND SHE TEARFULLY SAYS THAT SHE HOP HE GO TO LLEGE BEE HE'S TOO GOOD FOR THIS PLACE - EVEN IF HE DON'T TAKE HER WH {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FRANK GETS LLED "FAGGOT" WHILE WALKG BY A BAR - BUT 'S A GAY BAR AND A GAY GUY YELLED , SO 'S OKAY, RIGHT? {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}INSI, FRANK SGS "WE ARE FAY" AT KARAOKE AND GETS WHAT LOOKS TO BE A VERY SATISFYG BATHROOM HUMMER OM A DRAG QUEEN. APPARENTLY THE QUEEN WAS CELEBRATG ST. PATRICK'S DAY WH FRANK'S RNED BEEF AND {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MEANWHILE, IAN NONTS MICKEY (NOEL FISHER). IN A BIZZARELY CHOP-CUT SCENE, MICKEY BEATS UP IAN FOR TALKG TO HIM. OR SOMETHG. IT'S ACTUALLY THE WORST SCENE OF AN OTHERWISE REALLY AWOME {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}LIP, MEANWHILE, DUMPS KAREN FOR BEG A TOTAL BITCH. HE POTS OUT THAT MANDY IS GOOD FOR HIM, AND KAREN A'{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}UNHAPPY TO HEAR THIS, KAREN KICKS OVER LIAM'S WATERLORS AND DEBS ASKS SHEILA WHAT'S WRONG WH HER. SHEILA TELLS HER THAT SHE DON'T UNRSTAND WHY KAREN' SO MEAN. DEBS TELLS SHEILA THAT SHE ISN'T CRAZY. SHEILA TELLS DEBS THAT 'S NOT HER FLT THAT MONI LEFT THEM, AND THEY HUG. I LOSE MY SH*{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BACK AT HOME, THERE'S A BUNCH OF PRENTS THERE FOR FRANK, INTER GAY RIGHTS FIREBRAND. V AND KEV ARE BATG WHETHER TO KEEP THE FORK OF THEIR NONEXISTENT TRANS BABY TO MAKE TO A VAGA BEE HEY - "THE GAYS BROUGHT THE GIFT BASKETS." CARL (ETHAN CUTKOSKY) ASKS, "IS FRANK REALLY GAY?" AND FNA TELLS HIM 'S ALL A {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}UPSTAIRS, IAN CRI ALONE TO HIS PILLOW. AWWWWWW!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MEANWHILE, JIMMY IS MISSG - AND WE TCH UP WH HIM FOLLOWG AN AMBULANCE TO THE EMERGENCY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MEANWHILE, SHEILA TELLS KAREN THAT SHE'S SORRY FOR BEG CRAZY. OH, HONEY, STOP. KAREN ALMOST SEEMS TO BE THE MOMENT FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS CENTURY, BUT THEN SHE GETS A TEXT OM LIP TELLG HER TO MEET HIM THE PARK, AND SHE IS OUTTA THERE. UH-OH. I DON'T THK THIS IS GONNA {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SHE GETS MOWED DOWN BY A F*CKING CAR, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}DID YOU HEAR THAT? THAT WAS THE SOUND OF A 38-YEAR-OLD MAN RELEASG HIS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}CHRISTOPHER'S MOM THROWS FRANK'S STUFF OUT THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JIMMY'S IEND THE ER TAK KAREN F*CKING JACKSON AS A {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MANDY CLEANS BLOOD AND HAIR OUT OF HER R'S {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AND FRANK WAK UP A BACKYARD UNR THE RE OF BRADLEY WHFORD, PLAYG SOME KD OF GAY RIGHTS PR SVENGALI, WHO PURRS, "YOU ARE THE FACE OF THE GAY RIGHTS MOVEMENT."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ANOTHER WEEK, ANOTHER WALDORF SALAD OF HILAR, JAW-DROPPG, HEARBREAKG WRONGNS. THE GAY RIGHTS SUBPLOT IS SPIRED ( WHAT HAS ALREADY BEEN AN EXTREMELY GAY SEASON), THE BABY STEPS TOWARDS "RPECTABILY" FOR FNA, AND THE GRADUAL BUILDG UP OF MANDY'S CHARACTER AS AN UNSUNG HERO ONLY TO THEN HAVE HER TURN AROUND AND PULL ONE OF THE MOST LOATHSOME (THOUGH, GOTTA ADM, KD OF SERVED) MOV IMAGABLE WAS MASTERFUL. JOAN CACK NOW HOLDS THE TLE AND ED TO MY SOUL, AND I N'T WA FOR JAKE MCDORNAN TO TAKE HIS CLOTH OFF. (THAT'S TOTALLY GONNA HAPPEN, RIGHT?){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE ONLY THG KEEPG THIS OM BEG A TEN-OUTTA-TEN EPISO WAS THE HALF-HEARTED HANDLG OF THE IAN AND MICKEY SCENE - SHOULD HAVE BEEN A GUT-WRENCHER, BUT FELT SHED AND AWKWARD. STILL, ANOTHER KILLER EPISO A GREAT SEASON:{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}I NNOT WAIT TO SEE WHAT GO DOWN NEXT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
- "SHAMELS" REP: "I'M F*CK' GAY. YOU HAPPY NOW?"{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}TVBY BRIAN JUERGENSMARCH 31, 2014/10:05 AMBY BRIAN JUERGENSMARCH 31, 2014 / 10:05 AM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"\"SHAMELS\" REP: \"I'M F*CK' GAY. YOU HAPPY NOW?\"","DATEPUBLISHED":"2014-03-31T14:05:33.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2014-03-31T14:05:33.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"BRIAN JUERGENS","KEYWORDS":"THE BACKLOT","ARTICLESECTN":"TV"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SHAMELS BROKE S OWN "11TH EPISO LE" BY LIVERG A SOLID BUT NOT PARTICULARLY EARTH-SHATTERG PENULTIMATE EPISO TO A GREAT FOURTH SEASON. ARE THEY SAVG THE PEPPER FOR NEXT WEEK, OR DO THEY FIGURE THAT THEY PUT THROUGH ENOUGH THE SEASON'S PCH-DARK FIRST HALF AND ARE LETTG OFF EASY THIS YEAR?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}LET'S DIG {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FNA (EMMY ROSSUM) IS ON THE PRISON B. SHE MAK SMALL TALK WH A WOMAN WHO STABBED ANOTHER WOMAN THE GUT TO PROVE THAT SHE WASN'T PREGNANT. SHE WAS. "OOPS." THE PRISON IS ABOUT 3 HOURS OM {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}CHUCKL TELLS A STILL-UNNSC FRANK (WILLIAM H. MACY) THAT THEY GET TO GO TO RUBY TUDAY'S WHEN HE WAK UP. WHAT, ARE YOU TRYG TO PUT HIM RIGHT BACK THE EMERGENCY ROOM? THE NEW PATIENT NEXT TO FRANK - AN ADORABLY DOOMED GIRL NAMED EY - NEEDS A NEW HEART. CHUCKL ASKS, "IS THAT WHY YOU LOOK LIKE A VAMPIRE?" I LIKED YOU BETTER WHEN YOU DIDN'T TALK, KID. EY HAS NO DAD, AND THE LADI NOTE, "MEN N'T HANDLE TRAGEDY, SO THEY LEAVE." HER MOM APOLOGIZ FOR AIRG DIRTY LNDRY AND SAMMI (EY BERGL) SNORTS, "WE'VE GOT THE DIRTIT LNDRY CHIGO." WELL, IF YOU'RE CLUDG THAT FILTHY TOTE BAG...{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BACK AT HOME, CARL (ETHAN CUTKOWSKY) ASKS IAN (CAMERON MONAGHAN) IF MICKEY IS HIS BOYIEND. IAN SAYS HE IS, AND CARL TELLS IAN THAT HE HAS A GIRLIEND. CARL ASKS IAN WHAT HE LIK ABOUT MICKEY AND IAN SAYS, "I LIKE HOW HE SMELLS." REALLY? PIGPEN? THAT WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN MY FIRST GUS. MICKEY (NOEL FISHER) GETS READY TO ATTEND HIS SON'S CHRISTENG AND IAN SAYS HE WANTS TO GO, BUT MICKEY TELLS HIM TO SKIP . THEY POSTURE AND WRTLE AND IAN ASKS, "ARE WE A UPLE OR NOT?" MICKEY SAYS THEY ARE, AND IAN CLARIFI, "A UPLE THAT HIS." WELL, AT LEAST YOU HI {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AMANDA (NICHOLE BLOOM) BLOWS LIP (JEREMY ALLEN WHE) ONT OF LIAM AND MAK LIP KEEP HIS HAIR ON. (WILL SHE ALSO MAKE HIM WASH HANDS BEFORE RETURNG TO WORK?) LIP MENTNS OFFHAND THAT HE N'T MAKE DNER WH HER PARENTS THAT NIGHT, AND SHE SHUTS DOWN, STORMG OUT AND TELLG HIM HE'S NOT A MAN OF HIS WORD. OOF - IF THERE'S ONE VALUE THE GALLAHER KIDS HOLD AR, 'S {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT SCHOOL, DEBS' TRASHY IENDS OOH AND AAH ABOUT SOME NERD NAMED HENRY, WHO IS ONLY TERTED DEBS (EMMA KENNEY). ONE SAYS, "I WANNA SUCK HIM LIKE A SLHIE." THAT DON'T SOUND PLEASANT FOR ANYONE VOLVED. HE OFFERS DEBS HELP WH HER B LAB AND SHE MARVELS, "YOU KNOW MY NAME?"{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SHEILA (JOAN CACK) BRGS RICHARD ROUNDTREE ROGER RUNNG TREE'S NIEC AND NEPHEWS TO SEE FRANK, AND THEN TRI TO MOUNT HIM ONT OF THEM. SAMMI TELLS HER THAT THIS ISN'T URBAN COWBOY AND SHE RELUCTANTLY DISMOUNTS. EY AND HER MOTHER OVERHEAR THE LTLT GIRL OFFER TO DO A "TRIBAL DANCE" FOR HIM, AND THEY'RE TOTALLY TO {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE RSIAN ORTHODOX CHURCH, THE "WELE HOME TERRY" SIGN IS A B WORSE FOR THE WEAR, "BEE 'S BEEN ED A LOT." WA, WHAT IS UP WH THIS CRAZY DIS CHURCH LIGHTG?! THIS SCENE IS L LIKE SOMETHG OM HANNIBAL. THEY GO THROUGH WH THE BAPTISM EVEN THOUGH TERRY HASN'T SHOWN YET - AND SVETLANA (ISIDORA GORHTER) IS NOT THRILLED THAT IAN IS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BONNIE AND CARL STEAL FOOD OM A VENDG MACHE (WH A MEASURG TAPE - CLEVER!) FOR HER SIBLGS, ONE OF WHOM HAS BRONCHIS. CARL V THEM TO STAY AT HIS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}DEBS' IENDS TRY TO WEASEL ON HER... MAN? BUT HE ONLY HAS OG'S EY FOR DEBS. AND A OG HEART! AWWWWWWFUL. ONE OF THE TARTS V HIM OVER TO WATCH PORN, TELLG HIM THAT SHE "DOWNLOAD SPERMS OF ENARMENT." LATER, THE LIBRARY (AREN'T PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO BE READG BOOKS THERE?), HENRY SKETCH DEBS (VERY WELL!) AND ONE OF HER IENDS WONRS, "WHAT DO DEBBIE HAVE THAT I DON'T HAVE?" THE OTHER REPLI, "HER HYMEN." HENRY WANTS TO KISS HER LATER - THE BASEMENT OF THE GYM, AFTER BASKETBALL PRACTICE. UH, THIS SOUNDS NOT SO GOOD...{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}LIP TERPTS AMANDA'S CLASS TO GIVE HIM HIS HOME ADDRS AND TELL HER, "DON'T EVER TELL ME I'M NOT A MAN OF MY WORD." THERE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE GIRLS TRY TO "WAKE FRANK'S SPIR THROUGH DANCE" BUT 'S CARL'S DICKPUNCH THAT ULTIMATELY BRGS HIM BACK. HE THKS SAMMI IS DEBS AND CARL IS LIP - THE DOCTOR TELLS THEM THAT THIS IS MON PATIENTS WHO JT WOKE UP OM A MAJOR PLOT VICE. I MEAN, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}KEV (STEVE HOWEY) SERV MICKEY FOOD AT THE PARTY AS A GOODWILL GTURE - MICKEY SAYS THEY STILL HAVE BIDNS TO SETTLE - AND SVETLANA TELLS MICKEY TO MAKE "HOWDY DOODY" LEAVE. MICKEY ASKS IAN TO CHECK OUT, BUT IAN SAYS IF HE N'T STAY, MICKEY ISN'T WELE HIS HOME ANYMORE: "I'M SICK OF LIVG A LIE." MICKEY UNTERS, "WHAT YOU AND I HAVE MAK ME EE." JT THEN TERRY SHOWS UP. OH GREAT. KEV SLIPS IAN A BIG SHOT OF {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}LIP SENDS A SELFIE OF HIMSELF W/ LIAM TO FNA, NOT THAT SHE'LL GET ANYTIME SOON. HE MAK DNER AND CHECKS HIS GRAS ONLE, LEARNG THAT HE GOT A C HIS FIRST CLASS TO POST GRAS. NOT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IN THE GYM BASEMENT - ALMOST AS ROMANTIC AS THE BATHROOM AT AN AR - DEBS KISS HENRY AND HE WANTS TO GO FURTHER, BUT SHE SAYS SHE'S NOT READY. HE ASKS HER TO THE DANCE AND MANAG TO GET HER TOP OFF WHILE SHE THKS ABOUT , AND THEN SHE REALIZ THAT THERE ARE DOZENS OF PEOPLE ON THE STAIRS TAKG PICTUR OF HER HER BRA. TURNS OUT THIS WAS ALL ORCHTRATED BY MATTY'S GIRLIEND, SEEMA (SIE ABRAHAM) - WA, ISN'T SHE, LIKE, COLLEGE?! THAT'S JT WRONG. Y, SHE PAID HER LTLE HALF-BROTHER $50 TO HUIATE A 14-YEAR-OLD. DON'T THAT SEEMA LTLE PETTY?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BACK AT HOME, LIP PULLS BONNIE OUT OF THE LNDRY CHUTE AS HER SIBLGS MAKE A CK DOWNSTAIRS, AND HE TELLS THEM TO BE AS NOISY AS THEY WANNA BE. THERE'S A KNOCK AT THE DOOR AND LIP THKS 'S AMANDA'S FOLKS, BUT 'S A SURPRISE VIS OM SOCIAL SERVIC. WHOOPS. HE TRI TO RCHLE. THIS GO NOWHERE. SHE WALKS THROUGH THE HOE POTG OUT ALL THE CHILD HAZARDS, AND EVENTUALLY ASKS WHERE FNA AND FRANK - THE GUARDIANS, AFTER ALL - ARE. STONE-FACED LIP SAYS THEY ARE AT WORK. THAT'S HIS STORY, AND HE'S STICK' TO {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT PRISON, FNA GETS SH FOR THANKG A GUARD FOR TOWELS. HOW VERY DARE SHE?! THERE'S ALSO A VERY ANGRY GIRL THE ROW NEXT TO HERS THAT MIGHT BE SIGNIFINT? OR MIGHT NOT. PRISON!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE HOSPAL, SHEILA KISS FRANK GOODNIGHT, AND FRANK - THKG THAT SHEILA IS HIS MOTHER - GRABS HER BOOB AND SAYS, "WA UNTIL WE GET HOME, MA." UGH. LATER, FRANK - THKG THAT EY IS FNA - APOLOGIZ TO HER FOR LEAVG HER AND LIP UNR A PARKBENCH WHILE HE DID DGS. HE PROMIS TO BE A BETTER DAD AND SHE IS DOWN WH . THEY HOLD {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AMANDA SHOWS UP WH HER PARENTS - AND IS QUICK TO POT OUT, "THEY'RE WHE," AND THAT THEY "BOUGHT HER OM A WHOREHOE" ASIA: "GO NAVY!"{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE ALIBI, TERRY IS GOG ON ABOUT PRISON RAPE AND SVETLANA SIDL UP TO MICKEY, SAYG, "SPEAKG OF QUEERS..." AND THREATENG TO TELL HIS DAD EVERYTHG. AN UNCHARACTERISTILLY REASONABLE MICKEY LAYS OUT FOR HER THE FACT THAT HER SUATN IS PRETTY NOT BAD RIGHT NOW, ALL THGS NSIRED, AND THIS STUNS HER TO SILENCE LONG ENOUGH FOR IAN TO TELL MICKEY THAT HE'S LEAVG, AND THEY ARE OVER: "I HAVE NO TERT BEG A MISTRS ANYMORE." HE LLS MICKEY A WARD AND HEADS FOR THE ONT DOOR... BUT JT AS HE OPENS , MICKEY BANGS ON THE TABLE AND ANNOUNC, "I JT WANT EVERYBODY TO KNOW, I'M FUCKG GAY." HE LOOKS AT IAN: "YOU HAPPY NOW?" EVERYONE GO BACK TO DANCG AS THOUGH NOTHG HAPPENED. HA! BUT THEN TERRY FLIPS THE EFF OUT, CHARGG MICKEY. MICKEY GETS A FEW GOOD SWGS BEFORE TERRY TAK HIM DOWN, BUT THEN IAN SWOOPS TO HELP HIM, AND DO SOME DAMAGE BEFORE GETTG NAILED BY A CHAIR TO THE BACK. OUCH! THE CRAZY-BEARD PRIT FIGUR HE BETTER LL THE PS, AND SHOO THE PROSTUTE THAT'S BEEN UNR HIS ROB THE WHOLE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MATTY BY TO SEE DEBS AND TELL HER THAT HE BROKE UP WH SEEMA AFTER HE SAW THE PICS ON FACEBOOK. TURNS OUT EVEN THE "TEAMDEBS" POSTERS ARE PICKG ON HER. HE SAYS THAT BOYS ARE ASSHOL, AND GIRLS ARE SNEAKY. HE ALSO POTS OUT THAT A KID PUTTG A SNAKE SOMEONE'S R IS ONE THG, BUT A GROWN WOMAN PULLG A PRANK TO HUIATE A KID LIKE THAT IS JT WRONG. DEBS SISTS, "I'M NOT A KID." MATTY OFFERS TO TAKE HER TO THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MICKEY GETS SLAMMED AGAST ONE P R, AND HIS DAD GETS SLAMMED AGAST ANOTHER, AND THEN THEY JT SCREAM THE SHIT OUT OF ONE ANOTHER. I SERLY N'T MAKE OUT HALF OF WHAT IS BEG YELLED HERE, BUT VOLV MICKEY GOG ON ABOUT HOW HE LOV HAVG IAN SI HIM. TERRY IS... NSOLABLE. THE PS SHOVE HIM TO A CISER AND POT OUT THAT THIS IS VLATN OF HIS PAROLE, SO HE'S GOG BACK TO JAIL. THE P WHO HAS MICKEY UNDO THE CUFFS AND TELLS HIM THAT HE'S EE TO GO: "IT WOULD BE A LOT OF PAPERWORK, AND I'D RATHER GET HOME TO MY HBAND, CARLOS." ATTA BOY!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AMANDA'S PARENTS... ENJOY?... DNER, WHILE BONNIE MENTNS THAT HER SISTER IS ON ATH ROW FOR MURR AND LIP EXPLAS THE DG-RELATED HIJX THAT PUT FNA THE POKEY. WHEN HE NOTIC THAT AMANDA'S MOM ISN'T EATG, HE TAK HER PLATE TO THE WOMAN OM SOCIAL SERVIC. SHE NFIRMS THAT THE KIDS SHE SAW NNG AROUND THE HOE LIVE A VAN, AND ADDS, "MOST PEOPLE I SEE ARE TRYG TO DUMP THEIR KIDS, NOT PICK UP MORE." SHE TELLS HIM THAT THE NEXT "SURPRISE" VIS WILL BE TWO SATURDAYS, AT 4PM. HE S. IT'S NICE. ALSO, HIS GRAS ARE , AND HE'S NOT LOSG HIS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}UPSTAIRS, CARL TAK A SELFIE OF HIMSELF WH BONNIE FNA'S BED AND SENDS TO HER, ADDG, "STAY PRISON." HE TAK HIS SHIRT OFF, BUT BONNIE SAYS SHE DON'T LIKE SEX, SO THEY JT CUDDLE STEAD. {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AMANDA'S DAD TRI TO GIVE LIP $5,000 TO STAY AWAY OM HER. LIP IS FLOORED. DAD SAYS 'S WORTH $10,000 TO KEEP HER OM DATG "SOMEONE LIKE YOU," AND THAT HE HAS THE SH WH HIM. WH. HIM. AMANDA IS FUR AT LIP FOR TAKG THE MONEY, HISSG, "I WAS JT STARTG TO REALLY LIKE YOU" BEFORE STORMG OUT WH HER FOLKS. LATER, SHE RETURNS TO TELL LIP THAT SHE TOLD HIM HER LAST BOYIEND - A BMX RACER - GOT $15K, AND THAT HE SHOULD HAVE HELD OUT FOR MORE. THEY N UPSTAIRS. NICELY PLAYED, LIP AND AMANDA! BONNIE AND CARL SHOULD TAKE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}DID FRANK JT FLASH HIS JUNK WHILE GETTG OUT OF BED? BEE I WAS TOO SRED TO LOOK. HE TAK HIS THETER BAG WH HIM TO THE FETERIA, WHERE HE STAR DOWN A DOCTOR UNTIL HE GIV HIM HIS BROWNIE. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME WE SAW FRANK EAT SOMETHG?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}OUTSI THE ALIBI, A UPLE OF GUYS PASS BY MICKEY: "GAY, HUH?" THEY CHORTLE AND MOVE ALONG. SEE? NOT THE END OF THE WORLD, PIGPEN. MICKEY TELLS IAN THIS DON'T MEAN HE'S WEARG A DRS NOW, AND IAN POTS OUT THAT HE DO HAVE NICE LEGS. THEY LGH BUT HURTS THEM BOTH TOO MUCH. IAN KISS THE TOP OF MICKEY'S HEAD. SH - ARE THE TWO ACTUALLY GONNA WORK OUT?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}EY DI. OR AT LEAST FRANK THKS SHE DO. BUT HE ALSO THKS 'S FNA. BUT 'S NOT - BEE FNA IS BY PEEG PUBLIC AND TAKG GROUP {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}NOTABLY ABSENT: V AND {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}I N'T CI WHETHER I'M RELIEVED OR DISAPPOTED THAT THIS EPISO WASN'T THE HEART-WRENCHG, GUT-RENDG SCHANDALYMPICS THAT WE'VE E TO EXPECT OM THE NEAR-FALE EPS. IT WAS GREAT TO SEE MICKEY AND IAN TAKE THEIR RELATNSHIP TO A NEW PLACE, BUT WILL IAN'S ERRATIC BEHAVR EVER BE DISCSED? FNA JAIL WAS UNBELIEVABLY PRSG, BUT THANKFULLY MIMAL. AND I HATE TO ADM THAT SPE THE AGE DIFFERENCE I REALLY DO LIKE DEBS AND MATTY TOGETHER. THEY JT NEED TO PROMISE TO STAY A YARDSTICK APART FOR AT LEAST 6 YEARS. LIKEWISE CARL AND BONNIE, THOUGH I WORRY THAT SHE WON'T BE AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO GET THAT FAR - HOW LONG WILL THAT VAN STAY PARKED THE NEIGHBORHOOD? AND THE SVETLANA-TERRY ALLIANCE IS A B ICKY, AS I NEVER REALLY SAW SVETLANA AS AN OUT-AND-OUT VILLA LIKE SHE HAS BEE HERE. I MEAN, THE POOR GIRL N'T TCH A {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SO THGS ARE RELATIVELY STABLE AND LM GOG TO THE FALE, WHICH IS AN UNFAIAR FEELG. IS A SIGN THAT THE FAY HAS FOUND THEIR FNA-EE NEW NORMAL? OR ARE WE JT BEG LULLED TO PLACENCY SO THAT THEY N H WH A WHOPPER? I'M ALSO CUR AS TO WHETHER ANY OF THE VELOPMENTS THAT HAVE E OUT OF THE SEASON'S SCRIPT-FLIP ARE GONNA STICK. AFTER ALL, THE STAYG POWER OF THE GALLAGHERS HAS NEVER BEEN THEIR ABILY TO EVOLVE, BUT RATHER TO PE. NOW THAT THERE HAVE BEEN SOME SIGNIFINT CHANG FOR SOME OF THE CHARACTERS, WILL THE FAY STILL REMA THE WELL-OILED MECHANISM OF CHAOS THAT WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IN ALL, I'D GIVE EIGHT OUT OF TEN OLD STYL:{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WHAT'D YOU KIDS THK?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
- "SHAMELS" REP: "GAY IS WHO I AM NOW"{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}TVBY BRIAN JUERGENSMARCH 25, 2013/10:34 AMBY BRIAN JUERGENSMARCH 25, 2013 / 10:34 AM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"\"SHAMELS\" REP: \"GAY IS WHO I AM NOW\"","DATEPUBLISHED":"2013-03-25T14:34:19.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2013-03-25T14:34:19.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"BRIAN JUERGENS","KEYWORDS":"THE BACKLOT","ARTICLESECTN":"TV"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}GOOD MORNG, GALLAGHERS! FNA (EMMY ROSSUM) IS FIRED UP FOR ANOTHER DAY TEMPG (BEEN THERE, DONE THAT), CARL (ETHAN CUTOWSKY) HAS BUILT WHAT LOOKS TO BE A ZOMBIE GEE WASHGTON, AND IAN'S (CAMERON MONAGHAN) BIS OM MICKEY ARE HEALG - ON THE OUTSI, ANYWAY. DEBS (EMMA KENNEY) POPS TO MAKE SOUP FOR SHEILA, AND JIMMY (JT CHATW) DROPS THE MI-BOMB ABOUT GOG BACK TO MED SCHOOL. "DR. JIMMY, HUH?" AS OPPOSED TO "JIMMY DOCTOR," WHICH WOULD BE SOMETHG ELSE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT SOME ART GALLERY OR ALL-BEIGE RPORATE LOBBY, FRANK (WILLIAM H. MACY) IS PLOPPED BEHD A PODIUM BY ABRAHAM THE SUPERGAY (BRADLEY WHFORD) AND TOUTED AS THE NEW GAY J OR SOME CRAP (ALTHOUGH WE WILL MEET AN ACTUAL GAY J LATER). FRANK DISRDS HIS X RDS AND STANTLY GO OFF-BOOK, HARPG ABOUT SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX: "IT'S TIME FOR AROAL TO HAPPEN WH MARRIAGE!" HE GETS A FEW "HALLELOO!"S AND SPE OVERSEXG THE MSAGE AND OFFERG TO SLEEP WH HALF THE DIENCE (WHERE IS CHRISTOPHER THROUGH ALL OF THIS, BTW?), ABRAHAM THKS HE'S BRILLIANT. UGH. FRANK SAYS HE ULD GET ANY OF THE "MP-SWAPPERS" TO UGH UP DONATNS, AND ABRAHAM NOT THE VENTIVE NEW SLUR. FRANK LLS HIM A "SCY TART" AND I RET MY CLOCK FOR VICTORIAN SAVGS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SPEAKG OF LOSG HARDONS, LIP (JEREMY ALLEN WHE) DROPS HIS WHILE HAVG SEX WH MANDY (EMMA GREENWELL). SHE KNOWS 'S BEE OF KAREN, AND LIP ADMS THAT HE'S GOG TO VIS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT FNA'S TEMP JOB, THE OFFICE IS ALL A-TWTER BEE NEW K-CUPS ARE IN! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT SOUNDS VAGUELY DIRTY - TURNS OUT 'S JT FFEE. FNA LETS SLIP ABOUT JIMMY AND STANTLY THE OFFICE GOSSIP IS ALL ABOUT HER MARRYG A DOCTOR. EVAN OM GREEK (JAKE MCDORMAND) JOS THE FFEE-POD Y AND PRETENDS NOT TO BE UPSET ABOUT FNA'S DOCTORAL MARRIAGE STAT UPDATE. LATER, HER SLIGHTLY HOBBISH BUT VERY SWEET LLEAGUE, CONNIE, V HER OUT FOR {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}DEBS TELLS LIP TO PUT MANDY'S FEELG FIRST FOR A CHANGE. CHURCH. UNLS YOU WANT TO GET TIMATE WH THE GRILL OF HER TOYOTA COROLLA, THAT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WHILE SPEAKG AT A SCHOOL, FRANK SPEAKS ABOUT SAME-SEX CIVIL RIGHTS AS THOUGH THEY WERE PURELY ABOUT WHICH DIRECTN ONE'S GENALS ARE POTG, AND THAT CLUS TOWARD ANIMALS. ABRAHAM QUICKLY SHUTS HIM UP, BUT A PREP SCHOOL NOOB WHO HEARD "TTH" FRANK'S WORDS GETS HIS PARENTS TO DONATE HUGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY, SO S'ALL GOOD. WA - IS ABRAHAM'S ANIZATN LLED "THE SERVU COMMISSN"? WHAT DO THAT EVEN MEAN?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT KAREN'S HOSPAL ROOM, JODY (ZACH MCGOWAN) THREATENS TO THROW THE DOCTOR OUT THE WDOW IF HE DON'T TAKE A SEND TO GIVE HUMAN DOORMAT SHEILA (JOAN CACK) A STRAIGHT ANSWER ABOUT HER DGHTER'S NDN. GOOD ON YA, JODY. LIP VISS, AND CRI. IT LOOKS LIKE THIS:{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}V (SHANOLA HAMPTON) AND KEV (STEVE HOWEY) ARE STILL ON THE OUTS ABOUT HER MOTHER'S MENSTAL CYCLE. YOU KNOW, TYPIL MARRIED UPLE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IAN GRILLS MANDY ABOUT THIS CHICK THAT MICKEY IS MARRYG, AND TURNS OUT 'S THE RSIAN PROSTUTE THAT THEIR DAD MA MICKEY SLEEP WH TO -GAY HIM (WHO IS NOW PREGNANT). IAN CHECKS OUT THE GIRL, AND SURE ENOUGH, 'S HER. {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JIMMY PLEADS WH ESTEFANIA'S PAPI'S HENCHMAN TO LET HIM GO TO DETRO FOR - OH, A YEAR? - TO FISH MED SCHOOL. WA - DID LIAM JT SAY "CHARGE"? IS THIS HIS FIRST WORD OR HAVE WE HEARD HIM SPEAK BEFORE?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE ALIBI, FRANK ORRS A MAKER'S MARK AND HIS SPEAKER'S FEE TO SETTLE UP ABOUT THREE YEARS OF OVERDUE BAR TABS. HE MAK A VERY UNPLEASANT REFERENCE TO A SEX TAPE HE APPARENTLY MA WH BARTENDRS KATE (KATE?! I THOUGHT MORE OF YOU, GIRL!) AND THEN IS APPROACHED BY A GUY OM AN EX-GAY NVERSN THERAPY CULT. UGH. FRANK IS JT LEADG THE GUY ON FOR EE DRKS UNTIL HE LEARNS THE GUY WILL SEND WOMEN TO "PROGRAM" HIM AS A PART OF HIS THERAPY. OKAY, THIS IS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FRANK SISTS, "GAY IS WHO I AM NOW - GAY IS WHO I SHALL BE." BUT WHEN HE HEARS ABOUT THE PARA OF FEMALE SEX PARTNERS THEY'LL BE SENDG TO HIS HOTEL ROOM HE'S ALL ABOUT "LE-BREAKG FOR THE GREATER GOOD."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IAN TELLS LIP ABOUT THE WHOLE MICKEY/PROSTUTE HUFFLEPUFF AND LIP IS GENUELY EMPATHETIC TO HIS BABY BRO. HIS ADVICE: "YOU NEED TO GET OUT THERE AND F*CK SOMEONE NEW." WHILE THIS MIGHT NOT BE THE BT ADVICE FOR EVERYONE, THIS SE I WOULD NOT ARGUE WH . AND 'S A B DISAPPOTG THAT WE DIDN'T GET TO SEE IF IAN TRIED OUT, PECIALLY WHEN PUBLICY STILLS CLEARLY SHOWED THAT IAN RAN TO FRANK AT THE GAY BAR AT SOME POT THE FILMG OF A LATER SCENE:{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FRANK'S GAY BELLBOY - WHO I TOTALLY REGNIZE AS E.J. BONILLA OM REVENGE AND THIS MOVIE I SAW ABOUT WHEELCHAIR BALLROOM DANCG. (OH, AND THE PHOTO SPREAD WE DID WH HIM AWHILE BACK) - TELLS FRANK THAT HE'S A BIG FAN AND WILL DO WHATEVER HE WANTS TO MAKE HIS STAY MORE FORTABLE. HIS NAME'S J. OF URSE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MEANWHILE, V NFIS FNA ABOUT HOW EFFED UP HER SUATN WH HER MOM IS, AND FNA GIV HER A HUG: "I LOVE YOU." AWWW. GREAT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}DEBS SAYS THAT SHE NEEDS JIMMY TO BUY HER BRAC LIKE HE DID FOR CARL - WA, WHAT? Y, APPARENTLY JIMMY BOUGHT BRAC FOR CARL. WHEN 'S MENTNED THAT SHE HAS CHARACTER, DEBS POTS OUT, "I HAVE RED HAIR, ECKL, AND CROOKED TEETH - I DON'T NEED MORE CHARACTER." LOVE HER, HARR AND MORE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JIMMY'S CLEARLY LIBERATELY NOT TELLG FNA ABOUT MICHIGAN - AND THEN WE CUT TO FRANK. UH-OH. IS JIMMY ABOUT TO PULL A FRANK WH THIS MED SCHOOL THG? (JT TRA OUT "MED SCHOOL" FOR "BENR MEXI" OR SOMETHG SIAR.){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE CREEPY EX-GAY GUY BRGS FRANK STRAIGHT PORN. THE SIGHT OF FRANK A BATHROBE WATCHG PORN MIGHT BE THE SRIT THG THIS SHOW HAS EVER GIVEN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE OFFICE, EVAN OM GREEK (SORRY, HE WILL ALWAYS BE THAT TO ME) ASKS FNA IF SHE'S GOOD AT SOFTBALL. ONLY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ABRAHAM - WHO N'T FD FRANK, APPARENTLY - TO THE ALIBI LOOKG FOR HIM, AND KEV GETS A TIP OUT OF HIM. ATTA BOY, KEV!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BACK AT FRANK'S HOTEL, THE CREEPY GAY AVERSN THERAPY GUY BRGS A LBIAN WHO LOOKS LIKE NURSE JACKIE AFTER A SIX-DAY OXY BENR TO HAVE SEX WH HIM AS A PART OF BOTH OF THEIR THERAPI. OKAY, THIS IS MORE DISTURBG THAN I'D EXPECTED. ESPECIALLY WHEN HE TELLS HER TO PRETEND THAT HE'S ANGELA JOLIE AND SHE ACTUALLY GETS TO . IS THIS AN EPISO OF CALIFORNITN ALL OF A SUDN?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}OVER AT KAREN'S HOSPAL ROOM, JODY IS PLAYG "JT THE WAY YOU ARE" ON THE TAMBOURE AND I WANT TO MARRY HIM RIGHT NOW. LIP SHOWS UP AND MAK JODY AND SHEILA STOP MURRG BILLY JOEL, AND SHEILA LETS SLIP ABOUT HOW EXCED KAREN WAS TO GET LIP'S TEXT THAT LED TO HER NEAR ANNIHILATN. {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FRANK IS AT THE BT GAY BAR EVER, WHERE DNK SKNY MEN SQUAWK OVER HIM AND PEOPLE DANCE WH THEMSELV THE SHADOW OF TSEL CURTAS. IT'S PRETTY MUCH WHERE I WANT TO SPEND ETERNY. ABRAHAM TERPTS ALL THE FUN TO TELL FRANK ABOUT HIS NEXT GIG, AT A GAY BOOKSTORE. HE'S ALSO GOTTEN HIM A BETTER HOTEL THAN THE ONE THAT FRANK WAS PLAG ABOUT - WHICH LOOKED PRETTY DAMNED NICE TO ME, NO? BATHROB AND BELLBOYS NAMED J AND EVERYTHG?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ANYWAY, ABRAHAM DISMISS ONE OF THE BOYS BY SAYG, "WALK AWAY, RENEE," SO I OFFICIALLY HAVE TO LOVE HIM FOREVER, BEE I NNOT RIST A LEFT BANKE REFERENCE TO SAVE MY GAY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}V DROPS BY TO VIS HER SANELY GEO MOTHER AND MAKE HER PEE ON A {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JIMMY BREAKS THE NEWS ABOUT MICHIGAN TO FNA, SAYG SHE N E WH HIM. LIKE THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN, JIMMY. SHE HAS A GAME TO GET {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}V HTL HER AMAZG APPLE BOTTOM TO THE ALIBI TO ANNOUNCE THAT KEV IS GONNA BE A DADDY. KEV RPONDS THAT HE IS GOG TO MIX ALL THE CKTAILS THAT NIGHT WH CAROL'S PEE-STICK. GOOD THG NOBODY ORRS ACTUAL CKTAILS THAT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ALSO, I LOVE THEM MORE THAN MY OWN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}J THE BELLBOY SPI FRANK MACKG ON STTY THE NFED LBIAN NURSE JACKIE, AND HE SENDS A SMOKE SIGNAL TO THE RT OF THE GAY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE SOFTBALL GAME, FNA NS TO EVAN CHAMBERS' ARMS. AWWW! DID JT CHATW QU THE SHOW OR SOMETHG? {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE HOSPAL, KAREN'S IMPOSSIBLY HANDSOME DOCTOR TELLS SHEILA AND JODY TO LET KAREN KNOW THEY ARE THERE BY DOG THGS THAT SHE LOV. JODY STANTLY TELLS SHEILA TO GO HOME TO GET SOME SLEEP, AND THIS IS GONNA GET NASTY, ISN'T IT?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BEFORE SHE LEAV, SHEILA TEARFULLY ADMS TO JODY THAT SHE FEELS GUILTY FOR TAKG JODY AWAY OM KAREN (UH - SHE LEFT TOWN ON HER OWN?) BEE HE IS CLEARLY HER FAIRY-TALE PRCE. WHATEVER, SHEILA - LL WHEN THE SHUTTLE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JIMMY SHOWS UP AT THE SOFTBALL GAME AND WHEN FNA TELLS HIM THAT HE KNEW ABOUT MICHIGAN ALL ALONG, HE ADMS : "I NEED A CHANGE." HE TELLS HER HE'S GONNA BE A GREAT DOCTOR, AND SHE TELLS HIM "I'M NOT ARGUG THAT." WA, IS SHE TOM HANKS' BOSS OM JOE VS. THE VOLNO ALL OF A SUDN? ($20 TO ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY GOT THAT REFERENCE.){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MANDY BY TO VIS LIP, BUT HE PRETENDS TO BE ASLEEP BEE HE KNOWS SHE MOWED DOWN HIS OTHER {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE HOSPAL, JODY HOVERS AROUND KAREN'S FEET AND LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO SHRIMP HER TO NEXT WEEK. HE TOUCH HER AND SHE TWCH. HE MOV NORTH AND SHE SHOWS MORE SIGNS OF RPONSE. HE MAK A RERVATN FOR LUNCH AT THE Y, AND SHE WAKES {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BACK AT FRANK'S HOTEL ROOM, HE'S GIVG TO LBIAN STTY - WHO IS BEG BEAMED UP BY RHIANNA, APPARENTLY. J BRGS ABRAHAM AND HIS GAY HTLER THUGS , AND THEY LOCK THE DOOR AND TELL FRANK HE'S GOG TO PROVE THAT HE WAS GAY TO BEG WH. ABRAHAM ADDS, "I LIKE TO WATCH." HEY - TAK ALL KDS. AND SORRY, WOULDN'T THE SHOT OF THE LOOMG GENAL THUNRDOME THAT FRANK WAS FACG HAVE BEEN MORE EFFECTIVE IF THEY'D HAD THE GUYS DROP THEIR UNDI, EVEN OM BEHD? WHAT, IS SHAMELS GOG SOFT, OF ALL SHOWS?!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AND BACK AT THE HOSPAL, JODY CROWS TO THE DOCTORS THAT "I'VE FOUND THE CURE TO AS!"{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ANOTHER FE EPISO, LIVERG THE UAL SHAMELS SO-WRONG-'S-RIGHT SHENANIGANS AND A FEW OUT-OF-NOWHERE GENUELY TOUCHG MOMENTS TO UNRCUT THE EDY (SHEILA AND JODY, V AND FNA). I HAVE THE FEELG FRANK HAS ALREADY PUNCHED THIS WHOLE GAY RIGHTS MEAL TICKET AND WE'LL BE SEEG THE BACKSI OF THAT STORYLE SOON (EVEN IF WE DIDN'T SEE THE BACKSIS OF EHER OF HIS MP-SWAPPG TORMENTORS). I'M A B BUMMED THAT IAN MIGHT HAVE WOUND UP ON THE CUTTG ROOM FLOOR - HIS STORYLE HAS BEEN SERLY LACKG SCE THE HORRIFYG ORAL WH MICKEY'S FATHER - THGS HAD BETTER PICK UP THAT PARTMENT SOON. AND WHILE SHE'S A TOTAL PSYCHO, MY HEART SOMEHOW STILL GO OUT TO MANDY ALL THIS. CONSIRG HOW MUCH I HATED THAT CHARACTER JT A SEASON AGO, 'S PRETTY REMARKABLE THAT THEY'VE MANAGED TO GET ME ON HER {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ALSO, THEY SEEM TO BE TAKG THEIR TIME WH THE WHOLE FNA/EVAN OM GREEK SUATN. COULD HE BE STICKG AROUND A WHILE AS A POTENTIAL LONG-TERM LOVE TERT FOR FI? I N'T SAY FOR SURE WHETHER I'D BE OKAY WH THAT AND RPECTFULLY REQUT A NU SCENE TO HELP ME MAKE UP MY MD. THANKS!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ALL ALL, I'D GIVE A SEVEN OUT OF TEN OLD STYL:{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WHAT'D YOU THK? ANY IAS WHAT MIGHT BE STORE FOR THE LAST TWO EPS OF THE SEASON?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
‘SHAMELS’ SEASON 9 TRAILER: GAY J GETS OUT OF HAND AND FRANK GIV EVERYONE STDS — WATCH
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"SHAMELS" REP: "IT'S ONLY HOMOPHOBIA IF THEY'RE AAID OF YOU"{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}TVBY BRIAN JUERGENSMARCH 18, 2013/11:47 AMBY BRIAN JUERGENSMARCH 18, 2013 / 11:47 AM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"\"SHAMELS\" REP: \"IT'S ONLY HOMOPHOBIA IF THEY'RE AAID OF YOU\"","DATEPUBLISHED":"2013-03-18T15:47:22.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2013-03-18T15:47:22.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"BRIAN JUERGENS","KEYWORDS":"THE BACKLOT","ARTICLESECTN":"TV"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE EPISO BEGS WH JIMMY (JT CHATW) NTEMPLATG A CKROACH ON HIS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT ALL KD OF GO DOWNHILL OM {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FNA (EMMY ROSSUM) ASKS JIMMY FOR ADVICE ON HER OUTF, AND HE ASKS IF SHE'S GOG FOR AN OFFICE JOB OR A KE Y. WHAT, THERE'S A DIFFERENCE? SHE CLEARLY ISN'T TEMPG AT AFTERELTON! [RIMSHOT]{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MEANWHILE, FRANK (WILLIAM H. MACY) IS SETTLG NICELY AT THE HOME OF CHRISTOPHER DAHMER, THE JOHN WAYNE BAT OF THE GREATER CHIGOLAND AREA. CHRISTOPHER IS THE KD OF GUY WHO LGHS OUT LOUD AT GARFIELD: "HE'S ALWAYS SO HUNGRY!" HE'S ALSO THE KD OF GUY WHO HAS A TAXIRMIED DOG HIS BREAKFAST NOOK, SERV AN ALHOLIC A BLOODY MARY AT BREAKFAST, AND IS PROBABLY KEEPG ABOUT A DOZEN TWEEN RPS HIS CRAWLSPACE. JT SAY'.{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}STILL, WHEN FRANK GO OFF ON HOW THEY ARE BASILLY LIVG AS A SAME-SEX UPLE, CHRIS BUNDY IS SAVVY ENOUGH TO POT OUT THAT "THEY GET OFFEND IF YOU LL THEM QUEERS, FRANK," AND DOT ON THE LADY GALLAGHER WHEN FRANK MENTNS THAT HE THKS HE MIGHT HAVE GOUT, "THE KG'S DISEASE". (IS HE TALKG ABOUT ELVIS?){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BACK AT THE HOMTEAD, WE LEARN THAT LIP (JEREMY ALLEN WHE) HAT FACEBOOK, AND THAT MANDY (EMMA GREENWELL) THKS THAT HE SHOULD UNIEND KAREN FOR BEG A {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}DOWN THE BLOCK, V (SHANOLA HAMPTON) AND KEV (STEVE HOWEY) ARE EMBROILED A DISCSN OF WHETHER OR NOT THEY SHOULD GET THEIR IMAGARY, NONEXISTENT CHILD - WHO IS OF NONEXISTENT, UNTERMED GENR - CIRCUMCISED. FNA ASKS IF MEN GET PMS AND V SAYS, "WE GET WEEPY, THEY GET ANGRY." KEV SAYS 'S BEE OF ALL THE CHEE, OR SOMETHG, AND FNA SUGGTS THAT THEY GET THEIR IMAGARY KID SNIPPED IF THEY WANT HIM TO "GET HIS SHARE OF HEAD." THE GIRL HAS A POT. BUT DID THEY REALLY JT BRG UP CHEE A NVERSATN ABOUT CIRCUMCISN?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MEANWHILE, DEBS (EMMA KENNEY) BRGS WEE LIAM OVER TO SHEILA'S - SHE'S APPARENTLY SUPPOSED TO BABYS HIM. BUT SHEILA (JOAN CACK) IS BOMBED OUT ON THE PLASTIC-WRAPPED SOFA, NO DOUBT STILL SMARTG OM THE RETURN OF THE MISERY BOMB THAT IS HER DGHTER, KAREN, WHO ENGEERED THE WONGS' REMOVAL OF BABY HIMEY. SURE ENOUGH, HURRINE "WHORE" TATTOO SWEEPS THROUGH ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL AND DEBS OFFER TO MAKE SHEILA BREAKFAST. I OFFER TO MAKE SHEILA HOT, WET TEARS, AND SHE TAK ME UP ON THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE COFFEE MEANERY, JIMMY GETS CRAP OM A DOUCHEBAG CTOMER AND STARTS TO THK THAT MAYBE WORKG FOR A LIVG KD OF SUCKS. WELCOME TO THE RAT RACE, CANDY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT SCHOOL, KAREN (LRA SLA WIGGS) PASS MANDY AND LIP AND MANDY HISS, "WALK THE F*CK AWAY." SHE ALSO MENTNS OFFHAND TO IAN (CAMERON MONAGHAN) THAT MICKEY IS GETTG MARRIED TO SOME GIRL HE GOT PREGNANT. WHAT THE WHAT?!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT HER TEMP ASSIGNMENT, A SLIGHTLY HOBBISH BUT VERY IENDLY LADY NAMED CONNIE SHOWS FNA THE ROP, WHICH CLU EE DONUTS. (HOLLA!) FNA IS TELEMARKETG AND THE ONLY THG SHE NEEDS TO DO IS STICK TO A SCRIPT... WHICH IS OF URSE THE ONLY THG THAT FNA N NOT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT SOME RATHER OFFIC LOOKG OFFICE, FRANK THROWS A F ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE'S NOT VERED UNR CHRISTOPHER'S MEDIL PLAN BEE THEIR NON-RELATNSHIP IS NOT ACKNOWLEDGED BY THE STATE: "MY PARTNER'S BEEN KILLG DOGS FOR THIS CY FOR A !" OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS SH*T'S REAL. I'M FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO HAVE AN EMPLOYER WHO DOES GRANT MEDIL BENEFS FOR SAME-SEX SPO, AND EVEN THEN I GET TAXED OUT THE NOSE ON THOSE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}V AND KEV ARE DOG "GIMP PORN" AND V TELLS FNA TO CHECK OUT (I HAVE YET TO ACTUALLY TRY TO VIS THIS URL, BEE I AM AAID TO) AS EVINCE OF WHY CIRCUMCISN IS A BAD THG. FNA, BEG A PLETE IDT OUTSI OF HER OWN HOME WHEN THE SCRIPT REQUIR, ACTUALLY VISS THIS SE AT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THIS DO NOT GO OVER WELL AT THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WHILE WAG FOR THE B, FRANK TERPTS A PRS NFERENCE FOR A MAYORAL NDIDATE. HE RAILS ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE IS NOT TREATED EQUALLY THE EY OF THE LAW SPE THE FACT THAT HE IS BEG OKED MEALS BY A SOCPATHIC WNIE-THE-POOH, AND MANDS EQUAL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BACK AT CASA JACKSON, DEBS IS PATG SHEILA'S NAILS TO CHEER HER UP, NOTG THAT HER CRAZY MOM'S WORDS, THIS KD OF THERAPY IS "TAKG OM THE OUTSI ." SHEILA REALIZ THAT SHE'S KEEPG DEBS OUT OF SCHOOL, AND DEBS SAYS THAT EVERYONE AT SCHOOL WANTS TO PY HER TTS AND THEN NOBODY WILL S WH HER AT LUNCH. "EVERYBODY'S MEAN."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SHEILA NFS THAT HER OWN DGHTER WAS A MEAN GIRL, AND SHE N'T FIGURE OUT HOW SHE GOT THAT WAY. DEBS WISELY POTS OUT THAT IF EVERYONE TOOK AFTER THEIR MOTHER SHE WOULD BE TOTALLY SCREWED, AND I START TO LOSE A LTLE BEE THESE TWO WOMEN ARE GOLDEN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT SCHOOL, KAREN AND LIP BALL THE BATHROOM STALL. IT'S NSEATG. SHE TELLS HIM TO BREAK UP WH MANDY MID-HUMP, WHICH IS EVEN MORE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}LET'S TCH UP WH FNA! TURNS OUT HER BCHY GAY CUBICLE-NEIGHBOR RATTED HER OUT FOR BROWSG PHOTOS OF FORMED DONGS AT WORK, BUT NOW THAT HE KNOWS THAT SHE IS INTER SENSATN FRANK GALLAGHER'S DGHTER, HE FEELS A B BAD ABOUT . FNA IS EQUAL PARTS TERRIFIED AND IMPRSED TO SEE THAT HER FATHER IS THE LATT VIRAL VIO {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FNA GETS LLED TO THE SUB-BOSS'S OFFICE, AND HOLD ON - IS THAT F*CKG EVAN CHAMBERS OM GREEK!?!? Y, IS (JAKE MCDORMAN) - AND HE'S CLEARLY TURNED ON BY FNA AND PRETTY SMART. AFTER A CHARMGLY AWKWARD EXCHANGE HE LETS HER OFF WH A WARNG AND I'M SURE WE HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF HIM. OH - AND SOON ENOUGH FNA IS VED BACK TO THE OFFICE DUE TO HER PLUCKY, NO-HOLDS-BARRED APPROACH TO TELEMARKETG, OR {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JIMMY GETS HIS FIRST PAYCHECK AND IS SHOCKED AT HOW SMALL IS. WELE TO THE FAY. HE ALSO GIV BACK A R HE STOLE OM SOME YUPPIE - NOT SURE WHY - AND THEY THROW LIAM'S R SET ONTO THE SIWALK. AND MUT LATER JIMMY IS MUGGED AT AN ATM - WA, WHO GO TO AN ATM ON THE IGGG SIWALK THIS DAY AND AGE?! - AND FLIPS OUT YET AGA. THEY'RE REALLY GIVG THE LTLE RICH BOY THE BS THE DAYS, AREN'T THEY?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}LIP, MEANWHILE, GETS AMBHED BY A RECER FOR MIT - TURNS OUT MANDY HAS BEEN SUBMTG LLEGE APS FOR HIM TO ALL THE BIG SCHOOLS. ATTA GIRL! ALTHOUGH THIS SE SHE CRIBBED HIS ENTRANCE SAY OM NELSON MANLA. HEY - BETTER HIM THAT TAYLOR SWIFT. THE RECER ALMOST BOLTS BUT LIP TRIGU HIM ENOUGH TO STICK AROUND, ALTHOUGH AFTER THE GUY OUTL LIP'S CURRENT SUATN LIP DO CHALLENGE HIM WH, "WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND LL ME WHE TRASH?" {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MEANWHILE, CHRISTOPHER IS FUR WH FRANK FOR OUTG HIM (IS HE EVEN GAY?) TO THE WORLD - AND MORE SPECIFILLY, HIS MOTHER. "YOU TOLD THE WORLD WE'RE GAY!" FRANK, MEANWHILE, RETURNS TO THE ALIBI AND FDS THAT HE IS THE BUTT OF EVERY 20-YEAR-OLD GAY JOKE THE BOOK. IT'S KD OF AWOME A HORRIBLE WAY. HE LLS THEM HOMOPHOB, BUT BARTENDRS KATE (WHO HAS EMERGED AS THE SHOW'S OBI WAN) NOT, "IT'S ONLY HOMOPHOBIA IF THEY'RE AAID OF YOU - I'M PRETTY SURE THEY JT DON'T LIKE YOU."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE MIT DUE LIK LIP'S SAY, AND LIP SAYS HE WANTS TO SEE C3PO HIS LIFETIME, ADDG, "THAT DU IS BADASS." LATER, HE THANKS MANDY (WH HIS PENIS) FOR SENDG THE APP, AND SHE TEARFULLY SAYS THAT SHE HOP HE GO TO LLEGE BEE HE'S TOO GOOD FOR THIS PLACE - EVEN IF HE DON'T TAKE HER WH {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FRANK GETS LLED "FAGGOT" WHILE WALKG BY A BAR - BUT 'S A GAY BAR AND A GAY GUY YELLED , SO 'S OKAY, RIGHT? {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}INSI, FRANK SGS "WE ARE FAY" AT KARAOKE AND GETS WHAT LOOKS TO BE A VERY SATISFYG BATHROOM HUMMER OM A DRAG QUEEN. APPARENTLY THE QUEEN WAS CELEBRATG ST. PATRICK'S DAY WH FRANK'S RNED BEEF AND {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MEANWHILE, IAN NONTS MICKEY (NOEL FISHER). IN A BIZZARELY CHOP-CUT SCENE, MICKEY BEATS UP IAN FOR TALKG TO HIM. OR SOMETHG. IT'S ACTUALLY THE WORST SCENE OF AN OTHERWISE REALLY AWOME {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}LIP, MEANWHILE, DUMPS KAREN FOR BEG A TOTAL BITCH. HE POTS OUT THAT MANDY IS GOOD FOR HIM, AND KAREN A'{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}UNHAPPY TO HEAR THIS, KAREN KICKS OVER LIAM'S WATERLORS AND DEBS ASKS SHEILA WHAT'S WRONG WH HER. SHEILA TELLS HER THAT SHE DON'T UNRSTAND WHY KAREN' SO MEAN. DEBS TELLS SHEILA THAT SHE ISN'T CRAZY. SHEILA TELLS DEBS THAT 'S NOT HER FLT THAT MONI LEFT THEM, AND THEY HUG. I LOSE MY SH*{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BACK AT HOME, THERE'S A BUNCH OF PRENTS THERE FOR FRANK, INTER GAY RIGHTS FIREBRAND. V AND KEV ARE BATG WHETHER TO KEEP THE FORK OF THEIR NONEXISTENT TRANS BABY TO MAKE TO A VAGA BEE HEY - "THE GAYS BROUGHT THE GIFT BASKETS." CARL (ETHAN CUTKOSKY) ASKS, "IS FRANK REALLY GAY?" AND FNA TELLS HIM 'S ALL A {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}UPSTAIRS, IAN CRI ALONE TO HIS PILLOW. AWWWWWW!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MEANWHILE, JIMMY IS MISSG - AND WE TCH UP WH HIM FOLLOWG AN AMBULANCE TO THE EMERGENCY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MEANWHILE, SHEILA TELLS KAREN THAT SHE'S SORRY FOR BEG CRAZY. OH, HONEY, STOP. KAREN ALMOST SEEMS TO BE THE MOMENT FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS CENTURY, BUT THEN SHE GETS A TEXT OM LIP TELLG HER TO MEET HIM THE PARK, AND SHE IS OUTTA THERE. UH-OH. I DON'T THK THIS IS GONNA {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SHE GETS MOWED DOWN BY A F*CKING CAR, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}DID YOU HEAR THAT? THAT WAS THE SOUND OF A 38-YEAR-OLD MAN RELEASG HIS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}CHRISTOPHER'S MOM THROWS FRANK'S STUFF OUT THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JIMMY'S IEND THE ER TAK KAREN F*CKING JACKSON AS A {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MANDY CLEANS BLOOD AND HAIR OUT OF HER R'S {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AND FRANK WAK UP A BACKYARD UNR THE RE OF BRADLEY WHFORD, PLAYG SOME KD OF GAY RIGHTS PR SVENGALI, WHO PURRS, "YOU ARE THE FACE OF THE GAY RIGHTS MOVEMENT."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ANOTHER WEEK, ANOTHER WALDORF SALAD OF HILAR, JAW-DROPPG, HEARBREAKG WRONGNS. THE GAY RIGHTS SUBPLOT IS SPIRED ( WHAT HAS ALREADY BEEN AN EXTREMELY GAY SEASON), THE BABY STEPS TOWARDS "RPECTABILY" FOR FNA, AND THE GRADUAL BUILDG UP OF MANDY'S CHARACTER AS AN UNSUNG HERO ONLY TO THEN HAVE HER TURN AROUND AND PULL ONE OF THE MOST LOATHSOME (THOUGH, GOTTA ADM, KD OF SERVED) MOV IMAGABLE WAS MASTERFUL. JOAN CACK NOW HOLDS THE TLE AND ED TO MY SOUL, AND I N'T WA FOR JAKE MCDORNAN TO TAKE HIS CLOTH OFF. (THAT'S TOTALLY GONNA HAPPEN, RIGHT?){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE ONLY THG KEEPG THIS OM BEG A TEN-OUTTA-TEN EPISO WAS THE HALF-HEARTED HANDLG OF THE IAN AND MICKEY SCENE - SHOULD HAVE BEEN A GUT-WRENCHER, BUT FELT SHED AND AWKWARD. STILL, ANOTHER KILLER EPISO A GREAT SEASON:{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}I NNOT WAIT TO SEE WHAT GO DOWN NEXT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
A hilarly wrong gay rights storyle, a touchg new iendship and a shockg act of vlence ma this episo yet another knockout. * frank gay shameless *
Yet Christopher, quick to fend the LGBT muny, do not want to be seen as Gay. The office’s self-proclaimed “bch” (a Gay man) rats her out, but luckily her supervisor is a sweet guy wh a dreamy se. Also, the Gay man who ratted her out wants to be BFFs after fdg out her father is the man standg up to mayoral ndidat on the Inter.
Dpe beg Gay and love wh Ian, Mickey has tentnally knocked up a neighborhood bicycle and is lookg to settle down wh his beard.
I like how he and Ian are anythg but the typil Gay uple stereotyp on televisn, but Mickey will die before he out of the closet. He is cheered and weled to every Gay Club the cy where he gets ee drks and ee head. Even beg kicked out by Christopher’s angry, homophobic mother is no sk off Frank’s back.
"SHAMELS" REP: "I'M F*CK' GAY. YOU HAPPY NOW?"{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}TVBY BRIAN JUERGENSMARCH 31, 2014/10:05 AMBY BRIAN JUERGENSMARCH 31, 2014 / 10:05 AM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"\"SHAMELS\" REP: \"I'M F*CK' GAY. YOU HAPPY NOW?\"","DATEPUBLISHED":"2014-03-31T14:05:33.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2014-03-31T14:05:33.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"BRIAN JUERGENS","KEYWORDS":"THE BACKLOT","ARTICLESECTN":"TV"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SHAMELS BROKE S OWN "11TH EPISO LE" BY LIVERG A SOLID BUT NOT PARTICULARLY EARTH-SHATTERG PENULTIMATE EPISO TO A GREAT FOURTH SEASON. ARE THEY SAVG THE PEPPER FOR NEXT WEEK, OR DO THEY FIGURE THAT THEY PUT THROUGH ENOUGH THE SEASON'S PCH-DARK FIRST HALF AND ARE LETTG OFF EASY THIS YEAR?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}LET'S DIG {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FNA (EMMY ROSSUM) IS ON THE PRISON B. SHE MAK SMALL TALK WH A WOMAN WHO STABBED ANOTHER WOMAN THE GUT TO PROVE THAT SHE WASN'T PREGNANT. SHE WAS. "OOPS." THE PRISON IS ABOUT 3 HOURS OM {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}CHUCKL TELLS A STILL-UNNSC FRANK (WILLIAM H. MACY) THAT THEY GET TO GO TO RUBY TUDAY'S WHEN HE WAK UP. WHAT, ARE YOU TRYG TO PUT HIM RIGHT BACK THE EMERGENCY ROOM? THE NEW PATIENT NEXT TO FRANK - AN ADORABLY DOOMED GIRL NAMED EY - NEEDS A NEW HEART. CHUCKL ASKS, "IS THAT WHY YOU LOOK LIKE A VAMPIRE?" I LIKED YOU BETTER WHEN YOU DIDN'T TALK, KID. EY HAS NO DAD, AND THE LADI NOTE, "MEN N'T HANDLE TRAGEDY, SO THEY LEAVE." HER MOM APOLOGIZ FOR AIRG DIRTY LNDRY AND SAMMI (EY BERGL) SNORTS, "WE'VE GOT THE DIRTIT LNDRY CHIGO." WELL, IF YOU'RE CLUDG THAT FILTHY TOTE BAG...{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BACK AT HOME, CARL (ETHAN CUTKOWSKY) ASKS IAN (CAMERON MONAGHAN) IF MICKEY IS HIS BOYIEND. IAN SAYS HE IS, AND CARL TELLS IAN THAT HE HAS A GIRLIEND. CARL ASKS IAN WHAT HE LIK ABOUT MICKEY AND IAN SAYS, "I LIKE HOW HE SMELLS." REALLY? PIGPEN? THAT WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN MY FIRST GUS. MICKEY (NOEL FISHER) GETS READY TO ATTEND HIS SON'S CHRISTENG AND IAN SAYS HE WANTS TO GO, BUT MICKEY TELLS HIM TO SKIP . THEY POSTURE AND WRTLE AND IAN ASKS, "ARE WE A UPLE OR NOT?" MICKEY SAYS THEY ARE, AND IAN CLARIFI, "A UPLE THAT HIS." WELL, AT LEAST YOU HI {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AMANDA (NICHOLE BLOOM) BLOWS LIP (JEREMY ALLEN WHE) ONT OF LIAM AND MAK LIP KEEP HIS HAIR ON. (WILL SHE ALSO MAKE HIM WASH HANDS BEFORE RETURNG TO WORK?) LIP MENTNS OFFHAND THAT HE N'T MAKE DNER WH HER PARENTS THAT NIGHT, AND SHE SHUTS DOWN, STORMG OUT AND TELLG HIM HE'S NOT A MAN OF HIS WORD. OOF - IF THERE'S ONE VALUE THE GALLAHER KIDS HOLD AR, 'S {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT SCHOOL, DEBS' TRASHY IENDS OOH AND AAH ABOUT SOME NERD NAMED HENRY, WHO IS ONLY TERTED DEBS (EMMA KENNEY). ONE SAYS, "I WANNA SUCK HIM LIKE A SLHIE." THAT DON'T SOUND PLEASANT FOR ANYONE VOLVED. HE OFFERS DEBS HELP WH HER B LAB AND SHE MARVELS, "YOU KNOW MY NAME?"{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SHEILA (JOAN CACK) BRGS RICHARD ROUNDTREE ROGER RUNNG TREE'S NIEC AND NEPHEWS TO SEE FRANK, AND THEN TRI TO MOUNT HIM ONT OF THEM. SAMMI TELLS HER THAT THIS ISN'T URBAN COWBOY AND SHE RELUCTANTLY DISMOUNTS. EY AND HER MOTHER OVERHEAR THE LTLT GIRL OFFER TO DO A "TRIBAL DANCE" FOR HIM, AND THEY'RE TOTALLY TO {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE RSIAN ORTHODOX CHURCH, THE "WELE HOME TERRY" SIGN IS A B WORSE FOR THE WEAR, "BEE 'S BEEN ED A LOT." WA, WHAT IS UP WH THIS CRAZY DIS CHURCH LIGHTG?! THIS SCENE IS L LIKE SOMETHG OM HANNIBAL. THEY GO THROUGH WH THE BAPTISM EVEN THOUGH TERRY HASN'T SHOWN YET - AND SVETLANA (ISIDORA GORHTER) IS NOT THRILLED THAT IAN IS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BONNIE AND CARL STEAL FOOD OM A VENDG MACHE (WH A MEASURG TAPE - CLEVER!) FOR HER SIBLGS, ONE OF WHOM HAS BRONCHIS. CARL V THEM TO STAY AT HIS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}DEBS' IENDS TRY TO WEASEL ON HER... MAN? BUT HE ONLY HAS OG'S EY FOR DEBS. AND A OG HEART! AWWWWWWFUL. ONE OF THE TARTS V HIM OVER TO WATCH PORN, TELLG HIM THAT SHE "DOWNLOAD SPERMS OF ENARMENT." LATER, THE LIBRARY (AREN'T PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO BE READG BOOKS THERE?), HENRY SKETCH DEBS (VERY WELL!) AND ONE OF HER IENDS WONRS, "WHAT DO DEBBIE HAVE THAT I DON'T HAVE?" THE OTHER REPLI, "HER HYMEN." HENRY WANTS TO KISS HER LATER - THE BASEMENT OF THE GYM, AFTER BASKETBALL PRACTICE. UH, THIS SOUNDS NOT SO GOOD...{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}LIP TERPTS AMANDA'S CLASS TO GIVE HIM HIS HOME ADDRS AND TELL HER, "DON'T EVER TELL ME I'M NOT A MAN OF MY WORD." THERE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE GIRLS TRY TO "WAKE FRANK'S SPIR THROUGH DANCE" BUT 'S CARL'S DICKPUNCH THAT ULTIMATELY BRGS HIM BACK. HE THKS SAMMI IS DEBS AND CARL IS LIP - THE DOCTOR TELLS THEM THAT THIS IS MON PATIENTS WHO JT WOKE UP OM A MAJOR PLOT VICE. I MEAN, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}KEV (STEVE HOWEY) SERV MICKEY FOOD AT THE PARTY AS A GOODWILL GTURE - MICKEY SAYS THEY STILL HAVE BIDNS TO SETTLE - AND SVETLANA TELLS MICKEY TO MAKE "HOWDY DOODY" LEAVE. MICKEY ASKS IAN TO CHECK OUT, BUT IAN SAYS IF HE N'T STAY, MICKEY ISN'T WELE HIS HOME ANYMORE: "I'M SICK OF LIVG A LIE." MICKEY UNTERS, "WHAT YOU AND I HAVE MAK ME EE." JT THEN TERRY SHOWS UP. OH GREAT. KEV SLIPS IAN A BIG SHOT OF {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}LIP SENDS A SELFIE OF HIMSELF W/ LIAM TO FNA, NOT THAT SHE'LL GET ANYTIME SOON. HE MAK DNER AND CHECKS HIS GRAS ONLE, LEARNG THAT HE GOT A C HIS FIRST CLASS TO POST GRAS. NOT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IN THE GYM BASEMENT - ALMOST AS ROMANTIC AS THE BATHROOM AT AN AR - DEBS KISS HENRY AND HE WANTS TO GO FURTHER, BUT SHE SAYS SHE'S NOT READY. HE ASKS HER TO THE DANCE AND MANAG TO GET HER TOP OFF WHILE SHE THKS ABOUT , AND THEN SHE REALIZ THAT THERE ARE DOZENS OF PEOPLE ON THE STAIRS TAKG PICTUR OF HER HER BRA. TURNS OUT THIS WAS ALL ORCHTRATED BY MATTY'S GIRLIEND, SEEMA (SIE ABRAHAM) - WA, ISN'T SHE, LIKE, COLLEGE?! THAT'S JT WRONG. Y, SHE PAID HER LTLE HALF-BROTHER $50 TO HUIATE A 14-YEAR-OLD. DON'T THAT SEEMA LTLE PETTY?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BACK AT HOME, LIP PULLS BONNIE OUT OF THE LNDRY CHUTE AS HER SIBLGS MAKE A CK DOWNSTAIRS, AND HE TELLS THEM TO BE AS NOISY AS THEY WANNA BE. THERE'S A KNOCK AT THE DOOR AND LIP THKS 'S AMANDA'S FOLKS, BUT 'S A SURPRISE VIS OM SOCIAL SERVIC. WHOOPS. HE TRI TO RCHLE. THIS GO NOWHERE. SHE WALKS THROUGH THE HOE POTG OUT ALL THE CHILD HAZARDS, AND EVENTUALLY ASKS WHERE FNA AND FRANK - THE GUARDIANS, AFTER ALL - ARE. STONE-FACED LIP SAYS THEY ARE AT WORK. THAT'S HIS STORY, AND HE'S STICK' TO {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT PRISON, FNA GETS SH FOR THANKG A GUARD FOR TOWELS. HOW VERY DARE SHE?! THERE'S ALSO A VERY ANGRY GIRL THE ROW NEXT TO HERS THAT MIGHT BE SIGNIFINT? OR MIGHT NOT. PRISON!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE HOSPAL, SHEILA KISS FRANK GOODNIGHT, AND FRANK - THKG THAT SHEILA IS HIS MOTHER - GRABS HER BOOB AND SAYS, "WA UNTIL WE GET HOME, MA." UGH. LATER, FRANK - THKG THAT EY IS FNA - APOLOGIZ TO HER FOR LEAVG HER AND LIP UNR A PARKBENCH WHILE HE DID DGS. HE PROMIS TO BE A BETTER DAD AND SHE IS DOWN WH . THEY HOLD {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AMANDA SHOWS UP WH HER PARENTS - AND IS QUICK TO POT OUT, "THEY'RE WHE," AND THAT THEY "BOUGHT HER OM A WHOREHOE" ASIA: "GO NAVY!"{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE ALIBI, TERRY IS GOG ON ABOUT PRISON RAPE AND SVETLANA SIDL UP TO MICKEY, SAYG, "SPEAKG OF QUEERS..." AND THREATENG TO TELL HIS DAD EVERYTHG. AN UNCHARACTERISTILLY REASONABLE MICKEY LAYS OUT FOR HER THE FACT THAT HER SUATN IS PRETTY NOT BAD RIGHT NOW, ALL THGS NSIRED, AND THIS STUNS HER TO SILENCE LONG ENOUGH FOR IAN TO TELL MICKEY THAT HE'S LEAVG, AND THEY ARE OVER: "I HAVE NO TERT BEG A MISTRS ANYMORE." HE LLS MICKEY A WARD AND HEADS FOR THE ONT DOOR... BUT JT AS HE OPENS , MICKEY BANGS ON THE TABLE AND ANNOUNC, "I JT WANT EVERYBODY TO KNOW, I'M FUCKG GAY." HE LOOKS AT IAN: "YOU HAPPY NOW?" EVERYONE GO BACK TO DANCG AS THOUGH NOTHG HAPPENED. HA! BUT THEN TERRY FLIPS THE EFF OUT, CHARGG MICKEY. MICKEY GETS A FEW GOOD SWGS BEFORE TERRY TAK HIM DOWN, BUT THEN IAN SWOOPS TO HELP HIM, AND DO SOME DAMAGE BEFORE GETTG NAILED BY A CHAIR TO THE BACK. OUCH! THE CRAZY-BEARD PRIT FIGUR HE BETTER LL THE PS, AND SHOO THE PROSTUTE THAT'S BEEN UNR HIS ROB THE WHOLE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MATTY BY TO SEE DEBS AND TELL HER THAT HE BROKE UP WH SEEMA AFTER HE SAW THE PICS ON FACEBOOK. TURNS OUT EVEN THE "TEAMDEBS" POSTERS ARE PICKG ON HER. HE SAYS THAT BOYS ARE ASSHOL, AND GIRLS ARE SNEAKY. HE ALSO POTS OUT THAT A KID PUTTG A SNAKE SOMEONE'S R IS ONE THG, BUT A GROWN WOMAN PULLG A PRANK TO HUIATE A KID LIKE THAT IS JT WRONG. DEBS SISTS, "I'M NOT A KID." MATTY OFFERS TO TAKE HER TO THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MICKEY GETS SLAMMED AGAST ONE P R, AND HIS DAD GETS SLAMMED AGAST ANOTHER, AND THEN THEY JT SCREAM THE SHIT OUT OF ONE ANOTHER. I SERLY N'T MAKE OUT HALF OF WHAT IS BEG YELLED HERE, BUT VOLV MICKEY GOG ON ABOUT HOW HE LOV HAVG IAN SI HIM. TERRY IS... NSOLABLE. THE PS SHOVE HIM TO A CISER AND POT OUT THAT THIS IS VLATN OF HIS PAROLE, SO HE'S GOG BACK TO JAIL. THE P WHO HAS MICKEY UNDO THE CUFFS AND TELLS HIM THAT HE'S EE TO GO: "IT WOULD BE A LOT OF PAPERWORK, AND I'D RATHER GET HOME TO MY HBAND, CARLOS." ATTA BOY!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AMANDA'S PARENTS... ENJOY?... DNER, WHILE BONNIE MENTNS THAT HER SISTER IS ON ATH ROW FOR MURR AND LIP EXPLAS THE DG-RELATED HIJX THAT PUT FNA THE POKEY. WHEN HE NOTIC THAT AMANDA'S MOM ISN'T EATG, HE TAK HER PLATE TO THE WOMAN OM SOCIAL SERVIC. SHE NFIRMS THAT THE KIDS SHE SAW NNG AROUND THE HOE LIVE A VAN, AND ADDS, "MOST PEOPLE I SEE ARE TRYG TO DUMP THEIR KIDS, NOT PICK UP MORE." SHE TELLS HIM THAT THE NEXT "SURPRISE" VIS WILL BE TWO SATURDAYS, AT 4PM. HE S. IT'S NICE. ALSO, HIS GRAS ARE , AND HE'S NOT LOSG HIS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}UPSTAIRS, CARL TAK A SELFIE OF HIMSELF WH BONNIE FNA'S BED AND SENDS TO HER, ADDG, "STAY PRISON." HE TAK HIS SHIRT OFF, BUT BONNIE SAYS SHE DON'T LIKE SEX, SO THEY JT CUDDLE STEAD. {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AMANDA'S DAD TRI TO GIVE LIP $5,000 TO STAY AWAY OM HER. LIP IS FLOORED. DAD SAYS 'S WORTH $10,000 TO KEEP HER OM DATG "SOMEONE LIKE YOU," AND THAT HE HAS THE SH WH HIM. WH. HIM. AMANDA IS FUR AT LIP FOR TAKG THE MONEY, HISSG, "I WAS JT STARTG TO REALLY LIKE YOU" BEFORE STORMG OUT WH HER FOLKS. LATER, SHE RETURNS TO TELL LIP THAT SHE TOLD HIM HER LAST BOYIEND - A BMX RACER - GOT $15K, AND THAT HE SHOULD HAVE HELD OUT FOR MORE. THEY N UPSTAIRS. NICELY PLAYED, LIP AND AMANDA! BONNIE AND CARL SHOULD TAKE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}DID FRANK JT FLASH HIS JUNK WHILE GETTG OUT OF BED? BEE I WAS TOO SRED TO LOOK. HE TAK HIS THETER BAG WH HIM TO THE FETERIA, WHERE HE STAR DOWN A DOCTOR UNTIL HE GIV HIM HIS BROWNIE. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME WE SAW FRANK EAT SOMETHG?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}OUTSI THE ALIBI, A UPLE OF GUYS PASS BY MICKEY: "GAY, HUH?" THEY CHORTLE AND MOVE ALONG. SEE? NOT THE END OF THE WORLD, PIGPEN. MICKEY TELLS IAN THIS DON'T MEAN HE'S WEARG A DRS NOW, AND IAN POTS OUT THAT HE DO HAVE NICE LEGS. THEY LGH BUT HURTS THEM BOTH TOO MUCH. IAN KISS THE TOP OF MICKEY'S HEAD. SH - ARE THE TWO ACTUALLY GONNA WORK OUT?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}EY DI. OR AT LEAST FRANK THKS SHE DO. BUT HE ALSO THKS 'S FNA. BUT 'S NOT - BEE FNA IS BY PEEG PUBLIC AND TAKG GROUP {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}NOTABLY ABSENT: V AND {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}I N'T CI WHETHER I'M RELIEVED OR DISAPPOTED THAT THIS EPISO WASN'T THE HEART-WRENCHG, GUT-RENDG SCHANDALYMPICS THAT WE'VE E TO EXPECT OM THE NEAR-FALE EPS. IT WAS GREAT TO SEE MICKEY AND IAN TAKE THEIR RELATNSHIP TO A NEW PLACE, BUT WILL IAN'S ERRATIC BEHAVR EVER BE DISCSED? FNA JAIL WAS UNBELIEVABLY PRSG, BUT THANKFULLY MIMAL. AND I HATE TO ADM THAT SPE THE AGE DIFFERENCE I REALLY DO LIKE DEBS AND MATTY TOGETHER. THEY JT NEED TO PROMISE TO STAY A YARDSTICK APART FOR AT LEAST 6 YEARS. LIKEWISE CARL AND BONNIE, THOUGH I WORRY THAT SHE WON'T BE AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO GET THAT FAR - HOW LONG WILL THAT VAN STAY PARKED THE NEIGHBORHOOD? AND THE SVETLANA-TERRY ALLIANCE IS A B ICKY, AS I NEVER REALLY SAW SVETLANA AS AN OUT-AND-OUT VILLA LIKE SHE HAS BEE HERE. I MEAN, THE POOR GIRL N'T TCH A {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SO THGS ARE RELATIVELY STABLE AND LM GOG TO THE FALE, WHICH IS AN UNFAIAR FEELG. IS A SIGN THAT THE FAY HAS FOUND THEIR FNA-EE NEW NORMAL? OR ARE WE JT BEG LULLED TO PLACENCY SO THAT THEY N H WH A WHOPPER? I'M ALSO CUR AS TO WHETHER ANY OF THE VELOPMENTS THAT HAVE E OUT OF THE SEASON'S SCRIPT-FLIP ARE GONNA STICK. AFTER ALL, THE STAYG POWER OF THE GALLAGHERS HAS NEVER BEEN THEIR ABILY TO EVOLVE, BUT RATHER TO PE. NOW THAT THERE HAVE BEEN SOME SIGNIFINT CHANG FOR SOME OF THE CHARACTERS, WILL THE FAY STILL REMA THE WELL-OILED MECHANISM OF CHAOS THAT WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IN ALL, I'D GIVE EIGHT OUT OF TEN OLD STYL:{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WHAT'D YOU KIDS THK?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
Movers and shakers the Gay rights movement end the episo by approachg Frank to bee their “Joe the Plumber. By makg a man who has obv homophobic tennci bee a Gay rights activist for only a ee meal and plenty of booze is the kd of edy gold that mak this show great. “My mother lled…I only nvced her last year that I’m not Gay.
"SHAMELS" REP: "GAY IS WHO I AM NOW"{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}TVBY BRIAN JUERGENSMARCH 25, 2013/10:34 AMBY BRIAN JUERGENSMARCH 25, 2013 / 10:34 AM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"\"SHAMELS\" REP: \"GAY IS WHO I AM NOW\"","DATEPUBLISHED":"2013-03-25T14:34:19.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2013-03-25T14:34:19.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"BRIAN JUERGENS","KEYWORDS":"THE BACKLOT","ARTICLESECTN":"TV"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}GOOD MORNG, GALLAGHERS! FNA (EMMY ROSSUM) IS FIRED UP FOR ANOTHER DAY TEMPG (BEEN THERE, DONE THAT), CARL (ETHAN CUTOWSKY) HAS BUILT WHAT LOOKS TO BE A ZOMBIE GEE WASHGTON, AND IAN'S (CAMERON MONAGHAN) BIS OM MICKEY ARE HEALG - ON THE OUTSI, ANYWAY. DEBS (EMMA KENNEY) POPS TO MAKE SOUP FOR SHEILA, AND JIMMY (JT CHATW) DROPS THE MI-BOMB ABOUT GOG BACK TO MED SCHOOL. "DR. JIMMY, HUH?" AS OPPOSED TO "JIMMY DOCTOR," WHICH WOULD BE SOMETHG ELSE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT SOME ART GALLERY OR ALL-BEIGE RPORATE LOBBY, FRANK (WILLIAM H. MACY) IS PLOPPED BEHD A PODIUM BY ABRAHAM THE SUPERGAY (BRADLEY WHFORD) AND TOUTED AS THE NEW GAY J OR SOME CRAP (ALTHOUGH WE WILL MEET AN ACTUAL GAY J LATER). FRANK DISRDS HIS X RDS AND STANTLY GO OFF-BOOK, HARPG ABOUT SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX: "IT'S TIME FOR AROAL TO HAPPEN WH MARRIAGE!" HE GETS A FEW "HALLELOO!"S AND SPE OVERSEXG THE MSAGE AND OFFERG TO SLEEP WH HALF THE DIENCE (WHERE IS CHRISTOPHER THROUGH ALL OF THIS, BTW?), ABRAHAM THKS HE'S BRILLIANT. UGH. FRANK SAYS HE ULD GET ANY OF THE "MP-SWAPPERS" TO UGH UP DONATNS, AND ABRAHAM NOT THE VENTIVE NEW SLUR. FRANK LLS HIM A "SCY TART" AND I RET MY CLOCK FOR VICTORIAN SAVGS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SPEAKG OF LOSG HARDONS, LIP (JEREMY ALLEN WHE) DROPS HIS WHILE HAVG SEX WH MANDY (EMMA GREENWELL). SHE KNOWS 'S BEE OF KAREN, AND LIP ADMS THAT HE'S GOG TO VIS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT FNA'S TEMP JOB, THE OFFICE IS ALL A-TWTER BEE NEW K-CUPS ARE IN! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT SOUNDS VAGUELY DIRTY - TURNS OUT 'S JT FFEE. FNA LETS SLIP ABOUT JIMMY AND STANTLY THE OFFICE GOSSIP IS ALL ABOUT HER MARRYG A DOCTOR. EVAN OM GREEK (JAKE MCDORMAND) JOS THE FFEE-POD Y AND PRETENDS NOT TO BE UPSET ABOUT FNA'S DOCTORAL MARRIAGE STAT UPDATE. LATER, HER SLIGHTLY HOBBISH BUT VERY SWEET LLEAGUE, CONNIE, V HER OUT FOR {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}DEBS TELLS LIP TO PUT MANDY'S FEELG FIRST FOR A CHANGE. CHURCH. UNLS YOU WANT TO GET TIMATE WH THE GRILL OF HER TOYOTA COROLLA, THAT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WHILE SPEAKG AT A SCHOOL, FRANK SPEAKS ABOUT SAME-SEX CIVIL RIGHTS AS THOUGH THEY WERE PURELY ABOUT WHICH DIRECTN ONE'S GENALS ARE POTG, AND THAT CLUS TOWARD ANIMALS. ABRAHAM QUICKLY SHUTS HIM UP, BUT A PREP SCHOOL NOOB WHO HEARD "TTH" FRANK'S WORDS GETS HIS PARENTS TO DONATE HUGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY, SO S'ALL GOOD. WA - IS ABRAHAM'S ANIZATN LLED "THE SERVU COMMISSN"? WHAT DO THAT EVEN MEAN?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT KAREN'S HOSPAL ROOM, JODY (ZACH MCGOWAN) THREATENS TO THROW THE DOCTOR OUT THE WDOW IF HE DON'T TAKE A SEND TO GIVE HUMAN DOORMAT SHEILA (JOAN CACK) A STRAIGHT ANSWER ABOUT HER DGHTER'S NDN. GOOD ON YA, JODY. LIP VISS, AND CRI. IT LOOKS LIKE THIS:{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}V (SHANOLA HAMPTON) AND KEV (STEVE HOWEY) ARE STILL ON THE OUTS ABOUT HER MOTHER'S MENSTAL CYCLE. YOU KNOW, TYPIL MARRIED UPLE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IAN GRILLS MANDY ABOUT THIS CHICK THAT MICKEY IS MARRYG, AND TURNS OUT 'S THE RSIAN PROSTUTE THAT THEIR DAD MA MICKEY SLEEP WH TO -GAY HIM (WHO IS NOW PREGNANT). IAN CHECKS OUT THE GIRL, AND SURE ENOUGH, 'S HER. {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JIMMY PLEADS WH ESTEFANIA'S PAPI'S HENCHMAN TO LET HIM GO TO DETRO FOR - OH, A YEAR? - TO FISH MED SCHOOL. WA - DID LIAM JT SAY "CHARGE"? IS THIS HIS FIRST WORD OR HAVE WE HEARD HIM SPEAK BEFORE?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE ALIBI, FRANK ORRS A MAKER'S MARK AND HIS SPEAKER'S FEE TO SETTLE UP ABOUT THREE YEARS OF OVERDUE BAR TABS. HE MAK A VERY UNPLEASANT REFERENCE TO A SEX TAPE HE APPARENTLY MA WH BARTENDRS KATE (KATE?! I THOUGHT MORE OF YOU, GIRL!) AND THEN IS APPROACHED BY A GUY OM AN EX-GAY NVERSN THERAPY CULT. UGH. FRANK IS JT LEADG THE GUY ON FOR EE DRKS UNTIL HE LEARNS THE GUY WILL SEND WOMEN TO "PROGRAM" HIM AS A PART OF HIS THERAPY. OKAY, THIS IS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FRANK SISTS, "GAY IS WHO I AM NOW - GAY IS WHO I SHALL BE." BUT WHEN HE HEARS ABOUT THE PARA OF FEMALE SEX PARTNERS THEY'LL BE SENDG TO HIS HOTEL ROOM HE'S ALL ABOUT "LE-BREAKG FOR THE GREATER GOOD."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IAN TELLS LIP ABOUT THE WHOLE MICKEY/PROSTUTE HUFFLEPUFF AND LIP IS GENUELY EMPATHETIC TO HIS BABY BRO. HIS ADVICE: "YOU NEED TO GET OUT THERE AND F*CK SOMEONE NEW." WHILE THIS MIGHT NOT BE THE BT ADVICE FOR EVERYONE, THIS SE I WOULD NOT ARGUE WH . AND 'S A B DISAPPOTG THAT WE DIDN'T GET TO SEE IF IAN TRIED OUT, PECIALLY WHEN PUBLICY STILLS CLEARLY SHOWED THAT IAN RAN TO FRANK AT THE GAY BAR AT SOME POT THE FILMG OF A LATER SCENE:{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FRANK'S GAY BELLBOY - WHO I TOTALLY REGNIZE AS E.J. BONILLA OM REVENGE AND THIS MOVIE I SAW ABOUT WHEELCHAIR BALLROOM DANCG. (OH, AND THE PHOTO SPREAD WE DID WH HIM AWHILE BACK) - TELLS FRANK THAT HE'S A BIG FAN AND WILL DO WHATEVER HE WANTS TO MAKE HIS STAY MORE FORTABLE. HIS NAME'S J. OF URSE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MEANWHILE, V NFIS FNA ABOUT HOW EFFED UP HER SUATN WH HER MOM IS, AND FNA GIV HER A HUG: "I LOVE YOU." AWWW. GREAT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}DEBS SAYS THAT SHE NEEDS JIMMY TO BUY HER BRAC LIKE HE DID FOR CARL - WA, WHAT? Y, APPARENTLY JIMMY BOUGHT BRAC FOR CARL. WHEN 'S MENTNED THAT SHE HAS CHARACTER, DEBS POTS OUT, "I HAVE RED HAIR, ECKL, AND CROOKED TEETH - I DON'T NEED MORE CHARACTER." LOVE HER, HARR AND MORE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JIMMY'S CLEARLY LIBERATELY NOT TELLG FNA ABOUT MICHIGAN - AND THEN WE CUT TO FRANK. UH-OH. IS JIMMY ABOUT TO PULL A FRANK WH THIS MED SCHOOL THG? (JT TRA OUT "MED SCHOOL" FOR "BENR MEXI" OR SOMETHG SIAR.){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE CREEPY EX-GAY GUY BRGS FRANK STRAIGHT PORN. THE SIGHT OF FRANK A BATHROBE WATCHG PORN MIGHT BE THE SRIT THG THIS SHOW HAS EVER GIVEN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE OFFICE, EVAN OM GREEK (SORRY, HE WILL ALWAYS BE THAT TO ME) ASKS FNA IF SHE'S GOOD AT SOFTBALL. ONLY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ABRAHAM - WHO N'T FD FRANK, APPARENTLY - TO THE ALIBI LOOKG FOR HIM, AND KEV GETS A TIP OUT OF HIM. ATTA BOY, KEV!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BACK AT FRANK'S HOTEL, THE CREEPY GAY AVERSN THERAPY GUY BRGS A LBIAN WHO LOOKS LIKE NURSE JACKIE AFTER A SIX-DAY OXY BENR TO HAVE SEX WH HIM AS A PART OF BOTH OF THEIR THERAPI. OKAY, THIS IS MORE DISTURBG THAN I'D EXPECTED. ESPECIALLY WHEN HE TELLS HER TO PRETEND THAT HE'S ANGELA JOLIE AND SHE ACTUALLY GETS TO . IS THIS AN EPISO OF CALIFORNITN ALL OF A SUDN?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}OVER AT KAREN'S HOSPAL ROOM, JODY IS PLAYG "JT THE WAY YOU ARE" ON THE TAMBOURE AND I WANT TO MARRY HIM RIGHT NOW. LIP SHOWS UP AND MAK JODY AND SHEILA STOP MURRG BILLY JOEL, AND SHEILA LETS SLIP ABOUT HOW EXCED KAREN WAS TO GET LIP'S TEXT THAT LED TO HER NEAR ANNIHILATN. {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FRANK IS AT THE BT GAY BAR EVER, WHERE DNK SKNY MEN SQUAWK OVER HIM AND PEOPLE DANCE WH THEMSELV THE SHADOW OF TSEL CURTAS. IT'S PRETTY MUCH WHERE I WANT TO SPEND ETERNY. ABRAHAM TERPTS ALL THE FUN TO TELL FRANK ABOUT HIS NEXT GIG, AT A GAY BOOKSTORE. HE'S ALSO GOTTEN HIM A BETTER HOTEL THAN THE ONE THAT FRANK WAS PLAG ABOUT - WHICH LOOKED PRETTY DAMNED NICE TO ME, NO? BATHROB AND BELLBOYS NAMED J AND EVERYTHG?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ANYWAY, ABRAHAM DISMISS ONE OF THE BOYS BY SAYG, "WALK AWAY, RENEE," SO I OFFICIALLY HAVE TO LOVE HIM FOREVER, BEE I NNOT RIST A LEFT BANKE REFERENCE TO SAVE MY GAY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}V DROPS BY TO VIS HER SANELY GEO MOTHER AND MAKE HER PEE ON A {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JIMMY BREAKS THE NEWS ABOUT MICHIGAN TO FNA, SAYG SHE N E WH HIM. LIKE THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN, JIMMY. SHE HAS A GAME TO GET {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}V HTL HER AMAZG APPLE BOTTOM TO THE ALIBI TO ANNOUNCE THAT KEV IS GONNA BE A DADDY. KEV RPONDS THAT HE IS GOG TO MIX ALL THE CKTAILS THAT NIGHT WH CAROL'S PEE-STICK. GOOD THG NOBODY ORRS ACTUAL CKTAILS THAT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ALSO, I LOVE THEM MORE THAN MY OWN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}J THE BELLBOY SPI FRANK MACKG ON STTY THE NFED LBIAN NURSE JACKIE, AND HE SENDS A SMOKE SIGNAL TO THE RT OF THE GAY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE SOFTBALL GAME, FNA NS TO EVAN CHAMBERS' ARMS. AWWW! DID JT CHATW QU THE SHOW OR SOMETHG? {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE HOSPAL, KAREN'S IMPOSSIBLY HANDSOME DOCTOR TELLS SHEILA AND JODY TO LET KAREN KNOW THEY ARE THERE BY DOG THGS THAT SHE LOV. JODY STANTLY TELLS SHEILA TO GO HOME TO GET SOME SLEEP, AND THIS IS GONNA GET NASTY, ISN'T IT?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BEFORE SHE LEAV, SHEILA TEARFULLY ADMS TO JODY THAT SHE FEELS GUILTY FOR TAKG JODY AWAY OM KAREN (UH - SHE LEFT TOWN ON HER OWN?) BEE HE IS CLEARLY HER FAIRY-TALE PRCE. WHATEVER, SHEILA - LL WHEN THE SHUTTLE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JIMMY SHOWS UP AT THE SOFTBALL GAME AND WHEN FNA TELLS HIM THAT HE KNEW ABOUT MICHIGAN ALL ALONG, HE ADMS : "I NEED A CHANGE." HE TELLS HER HE'S GONNA BE A GREAT DOCTOR, AND SHE TELLS HIM "I'M NOT ARGUG THAT." WA, IS SHE TOM HANKS' BOSS OM JOE VS. THE VOLNO ALL OF A SUDN? ($20 TO ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY GOT THAT REFERENCE.){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MANDY BY TO VIS LIP, BUT HE PRETENDS TO BE ASLEEP BEE HE KNOWS SHE MOWED DOWN HIS OTHER {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE HOSPAL, JODY HOVERS AROUND KAREN'S FEET AND LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO SHRIMP HER TO NEXT WEEK. HE TOUCH HER AND SHE TWCH. HE MOV NORTH AND SHE SHOWS MORE SIGNS OF RPONSE. HE MAK A RERVATN FOR LUNCH AT THE Y, AND SHE WAKES {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BACK AT FRANK'S HOTEL ROOM, HE'S GIVG TO LBIAN STTY - WHO IS BEG BEAMED UP BY RHIANNA, APPARENTLY. J BRGS ABRAHAM AND HIS GAY HTLER THUGS , AND THEY LOCK THE DOOR AND TELL FRANK HE'S GOG TO PROVE THAT HE WAS GAY TO BEG WH. ABRAHAM ADDS, "I LIKE TO WATCH." HEY - TAK ALL KDS. AND SORRY, WOULDN'T THE SHOT OF THE LOOMG GENAL THUNRDOME THAT FRANK WAS FACG HAVE BEEN MORE EFFECTIVE IF THEY'D HAD THE GUYS DROP THEIR UNDI, EVEN OM BEHD? WHAT, IS SHAMELS GOG SOFT, OF ALL SHOWS?!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AND BACK AT THE HOSPAL, JODY CROWS TO THE DOCTORS THAT "I'VE FOUND THE CURE TO AS!"{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ANOTHER FE EPISO, LIVERG THE UAL SHAMELS SO-WRONG-'S-RIGHT SHENANIGANS AND A FEW OUT-OF-NOWHERE GENUELY TOUCHG MOMENTS TO UNRCUT THE EDY (SHEILA AND JODY, V AND FNA). I HAVE THE FEELG FRANK HAS ALREADY PUNCHED THIS WHOLE GAY RIGHTS MEAL TICKET AND WE'LL BE SEEG THE BACKSI OF THAT STORYLE SOON (EVEN IF WE DIDN'T SEE THE BACKSIS OF EHER OF HIS MP-SWAPPG TORMENTORS). I'M A B BUMMED THAT IAN MIGHT HAVE WOUND UP ON THE CUTTG ROOM FLOOR - HIS STORYLE HAS BEEN SERLY LACKG SCE THE HORRIFYG ORAL WH MICKEY'S FATHER - THGS HAD BETTER PICK UP THAT PARTMENT SOON. AND WHILE SHE'S A TOTAL PSYCHO, MY HEART SOMEHOW STILL GO OUT TO MANDY ALL THIS. CONSIRG HOW MUCH I HATED THAT CHARACTER JT A SEASON AGO, 'S PRETTY REMARKABLE THAT THEY'VE MANAGED TO GET ME ON HER {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ALSO, THEY SEEM TO BE TAKG THEIR TIME WH THE WHOLE FNA/EVAN OM GREEK SUATN. COULD HE BE STICKG AROUND A WHILE AS A POTENTIAL LONG-TERM LOVE TERT FOR FI? I N'T SAY FOR SURE WHETHER I'D BE OKAY WH THAT AND RPECTFULLY REQUT A NU SCENE TO HELP ME MAKE UP MY MD. THANKS!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ALL ALL, I'D GIVE A SEVEN OUT OF TEN OLD STYL:{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WHAT'D YOU THK? ANY IAS WHAT MIGHT BE STORE FOR THE LAST TWO EPS OF THE SEASON?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
” Frank enjoyg his newfound polil visage at a Gay Bar. He is also gay and fely enjoys the benefs of beg a cute young gger. Turns out her bchy gay cubicle-neighbor ratted her out for browsg photos of formed dongs at work, but now that he knows that she is Inter sensatn Frank Gallagher's dghter, he feels a b bad about .
Meanwhile, Christopher is fur wh Frank for outg him (is he even gay?