Kansas bills llg gay marriage a 'parody' pied om activist who sued to wed laptop

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• HOE PASS SWEEPG GAY AND TRANSGENR EQUALY LEGISLATN
• KANSAS BILLS LLG GAY MARRIAGE A 'PARODY' PIED OM ACTIVIST WHO SUED TO WED LAPTOP
• TOBY KEH SPEAKS UP ABOUT GAYS THE MILARYHE EXPLAS HIS STANCE ON "DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL" WH 'CMT INSIR'BY STAFFSEPTEMBER 30, 2011/5:00 PMBY STAFFSEPTEMBER 30, 2011 / 5:00 PM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"TOBY KEH SPEAKS UP ABOUT GAYS THE MILARY","DATEPUBLISHED":"2011-09-30T21:00:57.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2011-09-30T21:00:57.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"CMT"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"CMT","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","URL":","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080}},"CREATOR":" STAFF"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#373A3D;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}EDORS NOTE: TOBY KEH SPEAKS UP ABOUT THE REPEAL OF THE U.S. ARY'S "DON'T ASK, DON'T" TELL" POLICY ON THIS WEEK'S EPISO OF CMT INSIR, WHICH AIRS SATURDAY (OCT. 1) AT 1:30 P.M. ET/{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#373A3D;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TOBY KEH HAS NO NCERNS ABOUT THE RECENT REPEAL OF THE U.S. ARY'S "DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL" POLICY BANNG OPENLY-GAY TROOPS OM ENLISTG AND SERVG THE ARMED FORC, ALTHOUGH HE QUTNS THE SAFETY OF FEMAL WHO ARE SENT TO THE ONT L OF {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#373A3D;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"THAT WHOLE GAY ISSUE THG, THAT'S NEVER BOTHERED ME," HE TOLD CMT INSIR RRPONNT ALLISON DEMARC. "I'VE NEVER SEEN WHAT THAT AFFECTS AND [WHY] ANYBODY SHOULD RE -- AND THEY NEVER DO AFFECT ME."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#373A3D;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HE NTUED, "FIRST OF ALL, WE'RE GOG TO STOP SOMEBODY OM GETTG A MARRIAGE LICENSE BEE THEY'RE GAY? YOU WON'T STOP THEM OM LIVG TOGETHER, SO WHAT HAVE YOU ACPLISHED? ... WASTG A LOT OF MONEY HERE AND A LOT OF TIME THAT ULD BE SPENT WORKG ON THIS FIC THAT WE'RE UNR ... I NEVER SAW THE REASONG BEHD GETTG PEOPLE'S PERSONAL LIV."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#373A3D;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}KEH WENT ON TO SAY, "BUT THE ARY IS A TOUGH THG. I DON'T WORRY AS MUCH ABOUT THE HETEROSEXUAL PEOPLE FIGHTG AS I DO ... ABOUT THE GAYS. ... IN THE ARY OR ANY CLASS LIFE, YOU HAVE PEOPLE WHO HAVE PROBLEMS WH , AND I'M WONRG HOW THAT'S GOG TO BE PATIBLE ON THE BATTLEFIELD. THAT'S THE ONLY QUTN I HAVE, OTHER THAN THAT I DON'T {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#373A3D;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"IT'S JT SUCH A BIG ISSUE THAT PEOPLE MAKE SUCH A BIG STK ABOUT -- 'DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL.' ... AND THAT SOUNDS LIKE OUR ERNMENT: 'WE'LL FIX BY SAYG, "DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL." EVERYBODY AGREE, RAISE YOUR HANDS. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO GET A SNACK,'" KEH ADD WH A {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#373A3D;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT WHAT THEY PROPOSED OR WHAT THEY'VE PUT PLACE HERE. ... SOMEBODY'S SEXUAL PREFERENCE IS LIKE, 'WHO R?'"{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#373A3D;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}REGARDG FEMAL BEG PLACED BAT, HE SAID, "IN THE ARY, I HAVE A TOUGH TIME SEEG IF THEY PUT FEMAL THE BATTLEFIELD BEE YOU'RE NOT FIGHTG OTHER FEMAL WHEN YOU'RE A FOX-HOLE FIGHTG. YOU'RE FIGHTG SOME EVIL GUYS. THEY'RE READY TO STROY YOU. AND PECIALLY WHEN WE GET PTURED, AND THEY GET A ARY FEMALE, THAT JT GETS ME. ... 'MAN, WHAT ARE THEY DOG TO HER RIGHT NOW?'{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#373A3D;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"YOU N KD OF GO, 'THEY TOOK ONE OF OUR WARRRS, AND HE'S GOT A FIGHTG CHANCE MAYBE TO GET OUT.' BUT IF THEY GET A GIRL, THEY N PLETELY ABE HER, SO I HAVE A LTLE B OF A PROBLEM WH THAT. BUT SOME OF THEM GIRLS ARE TOUGH AS HELL TOO, SO ... AS LONG AS FEMAL AND THE GAYS AND THE SOLDIERS ARE ALL KILLERS AND READY TO FIGHT PEOPLE OFF ... GET 'EM!"{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS

HOE PASS SWEEPG GAY AND TRANSGENR EQUALY LEGISLATN

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KANSAS BILLS LLG GAY MARRIAGE A 'PARODY' PIED OM ACTIVIST WHO SUED TO WED LAPTOP

It was the send time the Democratic-led Hoe had passed the measure, known as the Equaly Act, which seeks to amend the Civil Rights Act of 1964 to add explic bans on discrimatn agast lbian, gay, bisexual and transgenr people both public and private spac. People n be discrimated agast bee of who they are, or who they love, ” said Reprentative David Cicille, an openly gay Democrat om Rho Island and the lead sponsor.

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TOBY KEH SPEAKS UP ABOUT GAYS THE MILARYHE EXPLAS HIS STANCE ON "DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL" WH 'CMT INSIR'BY STAFFSEPTEMBER 30, 2011/5:00 PMBY STAFFSEPTEMBER 30, 2011 / 5:00 PM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"TOBY KEH SPEAKS UP ABOUT GAYS THE MILARY","DATEPUBLISHED":"2011-09-30T21:00:57.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2011-09-30T21:00:57.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"CMT"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"CMT","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","URL":","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080}},"CREATOR":" STAFF"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#373A3D;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}EDORS NOTE: TOBY KEH SPEAKS UP ABOUT THE REPEAL OF THE U.S. ARY'S "DON'T ASK, DON'T" TELL" POLICY ON THIS WEEK'S EPISO OF CMT INSIR, WHICH AIRS SATURDAY (OCT. 1) AT 1:30 P.M. ET/{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#373A3D;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TOBY KEH HAS NO NCERNS ABOUT THE RECENT REPEAL OF THE U.S. ARY'S "DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL" POLICY BANNG OPENLY-GAY TROOPS OM ENLISTG AND SERVG THE ARMED FORC, ALTHOUGH HE QUTNS THE SAFETY OF FEMAL WHO ARE SENT TO THE ONT L OF {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#373A3D;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"THAT WHOLE GAY ISSUE THG, THAT'S NEVER BOTHERED ME," HE TOLD CMT INSIR RRPONNT ALLISON DEMARC. "I'VE NEVER SEEN WHAT THAT AFFECTS AND [WHY] ANYBODY SHOULD RE -- AND THEY NEVER DO AFFECT ME."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#373A3D;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HE NTUED, "FIRST OF ALL, WE'RE GOG TO STOP SOMEBODY OM GETTG A MARRIAGE LICENSE BEE THEY'RE GAY? YOU WON'T STOP THEM OM LIVG TOGETHER, SO WHAT HAVE YOU ACPLISHED? ... WASTG A LOT OF MONEY HERE AND A LOT OF TIME THAT ULD BE SPENT WORKG ON THIS FIC THAT WE'RE UNR ... I NEVER SAW THE REASONG BEHD GETTG PEOPLE'S PERSONAL LIV."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#373A3D;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}KEH WENT ON TO SAY, "BUT THE ARY IS A TOUGH THG. I DON'T WORRY AS MUCH ABOUT THE HETEROSEXUAL PEOPLE FIGHTG AS I DO ... ABOUT THE GAYS. ... IN THE ARY OR ANY CLASS LIFE, YOU HAVE PEOPLE WHO HAVE PROBLEMS WH , AND I'M WONRG HOW THAT'S GOG TO BE PATIBLE ON THE BATTLEFIELD. THAT'S THE ONLY QUTN I HAVE, OTHER THAN THAT I DON'T {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#373A3D;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"IT'S JT SUCH A BIG ISSUE THAT PEOPLE MAKE SUCH A BIG STK ABOUT -- 'DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL.' ... AND THAT SOUNDS LIKE OUR ERNMENT: 'WE'LL FIX BY SAYG, "DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL." EVERYBODY AGREE, RAISE YOUR HANDS. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO GET A SNACK,'" KEH ADD WH A {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#373A3D;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT WHAT THEY PROPOSED OR WHAT THEY'VE PUT PLACE HERE. ... SOMEBODY'S SEXUAL PREFERENCE IS LIKE, 'WHO R?'"{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#373A3D;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}REGARDG FEMAL BEG PLACED BAT, HE SAID, "IN THE ARY, I HAVE A TOUGH TIME SEEG IF THEY PUT FEMAL THE BATTLEFIELD BEE YOU'RE NOT FIGHTG OTHER FEMAL WHEN YOU'RE A FOX-HOLE FIGHTG. YOU'RE FIGHTG SOME EVIL GUYS. THEY'RE READY TO STROY YOU. AND PECIALLY WHEN WE GET PTURED, AND THEY GET A ARY FEMALE, THAT JT GETS ME. ... 'MAN, WHAT ARE THEY DOG TO HER RIGHT NOW?'{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#373A3D;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"YOU N KD OF GO, 'THEY TOOK ONE OF OUR WARRRS, AND HE'S GOT A FIGHTG CHANCE MAYBE TO GET OUT.' BUT IF THEY GET A GIRL, THEY N PLETELY ABE HER, SO I HAVE A LTLE B OF A PROBLEM WH THAT. BUT SOME OF THEM GIRLS ARE TOUGH AS HELL TOO, SO ... AS LONG AS FEMAL AND THE GAYS AND THE SOLDIERS ARE ALL KILLERS AND READY TO FIGHT PEOPLE OFF ... GET 'EM!"{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS

For Luanne, this means “actg sexy”, for Bill means pretendg to be gay (as he is impersonatg Ri who is actually gay). At a club that night, Bill begs to realize that actg gay might not be as easy as he had envisned John Redrn spots him and watch him a puzzled manner.

Eventually, they are actually promoted to first chair, but when a client enters and explas that she jt got dumped and needs her ex to see what he is missg, Bill is overe wh lt and announc to the entire salon that he is, fact, not gay.