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'OF COURSE' LE SKYWALKER IS GAY, CONFIRMS MARK HAL, ECHOG THOANDS OF FAN-FICTN PRAYERS
There are a handful of absolute laws nature: matter n be neher created nor stroyed; every actn has an equal and oppose reactn; and any TV or movie character has, at some pot, been serted to suatns of roilg homoerotic tensn by posers of fan-fictn. gay? thk Le is gay, of urse he is.
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