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- YAAAS! FOR PRI MONTH, GENERAL MILLS ANNOUNCED THAT TOUN SAM IS GAY NOW EVEN THOUGH HE’S OWNED BY KELLOGG’S
- SAM IS GAY
- 27 GAY MEM SURE TO MAKE ANYONE LGH
- THE ARE 10 GAY MEM THAT WILL MAKE YOU LOL
YAAAS! FOR PRI MONTH, GENERAL MILLS ANNOUNCED THAT TOUN SAM IS GAY NOW EVEN THOUGH HE’S OWNED BY KELLOGG’S
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Mnota’s own General Mills has cid to celebrate Pri Month by makg the credible announcement that Toun Sam is gay even though they ostensibly have no power to do that bee he’s owned by Kellogg’s, a pletely different pany. General Mills dropped the news via their official Twter acunt by simply sayg “Toun Sam is gay now” and postg an image of the beloved cereal mast standg ont of a wavg rabow flag wh a speech bubble that says “I am Toun Sam and I am gay”.
“We would have ma one of our own masts like the Lucky Charms leprechn or the Cookie Crisp wolf gay but then after June is over, we’d obvly have to swch him back to straight which would look bad, ” said General Mills CEO Jeff Harmeng, “bee we uldn’t jt have a gay mast outsi of pri month.
When asked what he thks of the credible announcements, Kellogg’s CEO Steve Cahillane, havg been feated by General Mills superr PR jiu-jsu, simply sighed and told reporters, “I gus Toun Sam is gay now. 27 Gay Mem Sure To Make Anyone Lgh.
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gay. homophobia.
Note: This say ntas discsn of homophobia and mentn of suici. Outsi of the safe darkns of the theater, the Mordor-like wasteland of middle school, the movi were synonymo wh the favored sult of the time — “gay. Early-2000s preteen Ameri was a time of gay jok, of “no homo, ” of mockg voic and slurs, and secret, punive vlence enacted the locker room agast anyone who had a whiff of otherns.
He never would have wrten about gay people!
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He faced a urt-martial 1918 after one of his letters scribed “homosexual relatns wh men his pany. Two years before The Lord of the Rgs was published, war-wng breaker and geni mathematician Alan Turg stood trial for “homosexual acts and gross cency” — that is, beg ught his own home wh another man.
Lewis wrote a letter to Sheldon Vanken (later reprted Vanken’s tobgraphy) that Lewis had received a letter om a “p male homosexual [...
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The only mentn is a bland reference his bgraphy by Humphrey Carpenter: “As to homosexualy, Tolkien claimed that at neteen he did not even know the word. Tolkien wrote of the openly gay poet W. As scribed by thor Reynolds Price, at least one member of Tolkien’s iend group, the Inklgs, “separated om his wife and lived a quietly homosexual life.
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