Yaaas! For Pri Month, General Mills Announced That Toun Sam Is Gay Now Even Though He’s Owned By Kellogg’s - The Nordly

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• YAAAS! FOR PRI MONTH, GENERAL MILLS ANNOUNCED THAT TOUN SAM IS GAY NOW EVEN THOUGH HE’S OWNED BY KELLOGG’S
• SAM IS GAY
• 27 GAY MEM SURE TO MAKE ANYONE LGH
• THE ARE 10 GAY MEM THAT WILL MAKE YOU LOL

YAAAS! FOR PRI MONTH, GENERAL MILLS ANNOUNCED THAT TOUN SAM IS GAY NOW EVEN THOUGH HE’S OWNED BY KELLOGG’S

Mnota’s own General Mills has cid to celebrate Pri Month by makg the credible announcement that Toun Sam is gay even though they ostensibly have no power to do that bee he’s owned by Kellogg’s, a pletely different pany. General Mills dropped the news via their official Twter acunt by simply sayg “Toun Sam is gay now” and postg an image of the beloved cereal mast standg ont of a wavg rabow flag wh a speech bubble that says “I am Toun Sam and I am gay”.

“We would have ma one of our own masts like the Lucky Charms leprechn or the Cookie Crisp wolf gay but then after June is over, we’d obvly have to swch him back to straight which would look bad, ” said General Mills CEO Jeff Harmeng, “bee we uldn’t jt have a gay mast outsi of pri month. When asked what he thks of the credible announcements, Kellogg’s CEO Steve Cahillane, havg been feated by General Mills superr PR jiu-jsu, simply sighed and told reporters, “I gus Toun Sam is gay now.

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