Jonathan is Earth’s olst land-dwellg animal. At a sprightly 190 years young, he also jt notched another world rerd to his distguished rapace: the olst tortoise to have ever lived. So, what is Jonathan’s secret to longevy? Gay sex, and lots of .
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- IT TURNS OUT THAT THE WORLD’S OLST TORTOISE IS GAY, SORT OF
- IS WORLD'S OLST TORTOISE GAY? JONATHAN OUT OF HIS SHELL AS KEEPERS REALISE PARTNER OF 26-YEARS IS ACTUALLY MALE
- IT TURNS OUT THE WORLD'S OLST TORTOISE IS GAY—AND SPOKEN FORANDREW JACKSON WAS PRINT WHEN JONATHAN THE SEYCHELL GIANT TORTOISE WAS {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}LIFEBY DAN AVERYOCTOBER 19, 2017/7:44 {HEIGHT:HER;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;POSN:RELATIVE;-WEBK-FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;-MS-FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;-WEBK-ALIGN-EMS:CENTER;-WEBK-BOX-ALIGN:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-ALIGN:CENTER;ALIGN-EMS:CENTER;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-WEBK-TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;-MS-TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;} IMG{HEIGHT:100%;WIDTH:100%;OBJECT-F:VER;}{HEIGHT:574PX;WIDTH:1020PX;}ST. HELENA ISLANDBY DAN AVERYOCTOBER 19, 2017 / 7:44 AM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"IT TURNS OUT THE WORLD'S OLST TORTOISE IS GAY—AND SPOKEN FOR","THUMBNAILURL":","DATEPUBLISHED":"2017-10-19T11:44:26.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2017-10-19T11:44:26.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","URL":","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"DAN AVERY","ARTICLESECTN":"LIFE"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HOMOSEXUALY HAS BEEN EXHIBED ACROSS THE ANIMAL KGDOM, BUT VETERARIANS AI HAVE UNVERED THE OLST KNOWN LIVG GAY CREATURE ON EARTH.ST HELENA {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JONATHAN, A 186-YEAR-OLD SEYCHELL GIANT TORTOISE, LIV ON ST HELENA, A BRISH TERRORY OFF THE AST OF AI. FOR NEARLY 30 YEARS HE'S BEEN A RELATNSHIP WH ANOTHER TORTOISE, ORIGALLY NAMED FRERI. BUT WHEN DOCTORS REPAIRED A LN ON FRERI, THEY REALIZED "SHE" WAS ACTUALLY A MALE—AND RECHRISTENED HIM {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE TWO SHARE THE SAME EATG AND SLEEPG SCHLE AND ENJOY WEEKLY MATG SSNS. BUT NOW REGIVERS FALLY UNRSTAND WHY THEY NEVER HAD ANY OFFSPRG.ST. HELENA {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JONATHAN WAS ORIGALLY GIVEN AS A GIFT TO THE ERNOR OF ST. HELENA 1882, AND STILL LIV ON THE GROUNDS OF PLANTATN HOE, THE ERNOR'S OFFICIAL RINCE. HE SUFFERS OM TARACTS AND IS A B BRTLE, BUT REPORTEDLY STILL HAS EXCELLENT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"ONCE WEEKLY I HAND-FEED HIM TO BOOST HIS LORIE TAKE," SAID VET JOE HOLLS. "AFTER HIS MEAL, I WIPE HIS CH, SCRATCH HIS THROAT AND WISH HIM WELL."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JONATHAN MAY BE THE OLST GAY HALF-SHELL, BUT HE'S NOT THE FIRST: LAST YEAR, BLOGISTS REPORTED ON A GROUP OF TORTOIS MACEDONIA EXHIBG SAME-SEX {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WH A POPULATN OF JT 4,255, ST HELENA IS CURRENTLY CIDG WHETHER TO LEGALIZE MARRIAGE EQUALY. A LG OM THE UNTRY'S SUPREME COURT IS EXPECTED SOME TIME NEXT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
- TURNS OUT THIS 186-YEAR-OLD TORTOISE HAS A GAY LOVER
- THIS IS THE WORLD’S OLST TORTOISE AND HE JT HAPPENS TO BE GAY…WHAT’S HIS SECRET TO LONGEVY
- IS THE WORLD’S OLST TORTOISE GAY? KEEPERS FALLY DISVER 186-YEAR-OLD JONATHAN’S LOVER IS ACTUALLY A MALE AFTER 26-YEAR RELATNSHIP
IT TURNS OUT THAT THE WORLD’S OLST TORTOISE IS GAY, SORT OF
Straight? Gay? Bisexual? He may be about 185 years old, but the years have clearly done ltle to quell the sexual appete of Jonathan, the famo giant tortoise who ris on the remote South Atlantic island of St. Helena. * gay tortoise jonathan *
It Turns Out That The World’s Olst Tortoise Is Gay, Sort Of. Gay?
IS WORLD'S OLST TORTOISE GAY? JONATHAN OUT OF HIS SHELL AS KEEPERS REALISE PARTNER OF 26-YEARS IS ACTUALLY MALE
The olst tortoise the world might be gay, has emerged. Around 500 different speci of animal have been documented as engagg bisexual and homosexual relatns, cludg lns, pengus and monkeys. Homosexualy has been exhibed across the animal kgdom, but veterarians Ai have unvered the olst known livg gay creature on earth.
"Jonathan may be the olst gay half-shell, but he's not the first: Last year, blogists reported on a group of tortois Macedonia exhibg same-sex a populatn of jt 4, 255, St Helena is currently cidg whether to legalize marriage equaly. Related | Gay Pengus at Sydney Aquarium Celebrate Three Years Together.
They’re gay lovers. Gay sex, and lots of .
IT TURNS OUT THE WORLD'S OLST TORTOISE IS GAY—AND SPOKEN FORANDREW JACKSON WAS PRINT WHEN JONATHAN THE SEYCHELL GIANT TORTOISE WAS {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}LIFEBY DAN AVERYOCTOBER 19, 2017/7:44 {HEIGHT:HER;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;POSN:RELATIVE;-WEBK-FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;-MS-FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;-WEBK-ALIGN-EMS:CENTER;-WEBK-BOX-ALIGN:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-ALIGN:CENTER;ALIGN-EMS:CENTER;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-WEBK-TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;-MS-TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;} IMG{HEIGHT:100%;WIDTH:100%;OBJECT-F:VER;}{HEIGHT:574PX;WIDTH:1020PX;}ST. HELENA ISLANDBY DAN AVERYOCTOBER 19, 2017 / 7:44 AM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"IT TURNS OUT THE WORLD'S OLST TORTOISE IS GAY—AND SPOKEN FOR","THUMBNAILURL":","DATEPUBLISHED":"2017-10-19T11:44:26.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2017-10-19T11:44:26.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","URL":","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"DAN AVERY","ARTICLESECTN":"LIFE"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HOMOSEXUALY HAS BEEN EXHIBED ACROSS THE ANIMAL KGDOM, BUT VETERARIANS AI HAVE UNVERED THE OLST KNOWN LIVG GAY CREATURE ON EARTH.ST HELENA {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JONATHAN, A 186-YEAR-OLD SEYCHELL GIANT TORTOISE, LIV ON ST HELENA, A BRISH TERRORY OFF THE AST OF AI. FOR NEARLY 30 YEARS HE'S BEEN A RELATNSHIP WH ANOTHER TORTOISE, ORIGALLY NAMED FRERI. BUT WHEN DOCTORS REPAIRED A LN ON FRERI, THEY REALIZED "SHE" WAS ACTUALLY A MALE—AND RECHRISTENED HIM {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE TWO SHARE THE SAME EATG AND SLEEPG SCHLE AND ENJOY WEEKLY MATG SSNS. BUT NOW REGIVERS FALLY UNRSTAND WHY THEY NEVER HAD ANY OFFSPRG.ST. HELENA {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JONATHAN WAS ORIGALLY GIVEN AS A GIFT TO THE ERNOR OF ST. HELENA 1882, AND STILL LIV ON THE GROUNDS OF PLANTATN HOE, THE ERNOR'S OFFICIAL RINCE. HE SUFFERS OM TARACTS AND IS A B BRTLE, BUT REPORTEDLY STILL HAS EXCELLENT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"ONCE WEEKLY I HAND-FEED HIM TO BOOST HIS LORIE TAKE," SAID VET JOE HOLLS. "AFTER HIS MEAL, I WIPE HIS CH, SCRATCH HIS THROAT AND WISH HIM WELL."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JONATHAN MAY BE THE OLST GAY HALF-SHELL, BUT HE'S NOT THE FIRST: LAST YEAR, BLOGISTS REPORTED ON A GROUP OF TORTOIS MACEDONIA EXHIBG SAME-SEX {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WH A POPULATN OF JT 4,255, ST HELENA IS CURRENTLY CIDG WHETHER TO LEGALIZE MARRIAGE EQUALY. A LG OM THE UNTRY'S SUPREME COURT IS EXPECTED SOME TIME NEXT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
One Milln Morons Prott Gay Toast. Jonathan has been matg wh another tortoise lled Freri on the island of St Helena the South Atlantic sce 1991Published: 10:01, 19 Oct 2017Updated: 21:49, 19 Oct 2017THE olst giant tortoise the world uld be gay, has emerged.