Contents:
- IT TURNS OUT THAT THE WORLD’S OLST TORTOISE IS GAY, SORT OF
- TURNS OUT THIS 186-YEAR-OLD TORTOISE HAS A GAY LOVER
- CAN TORTOIS BE GAY?
IT TURNS OUT THAT THE WORLD’S OLST TORTOISE IS GAY, SORT OF
It Turns Out That The World’s Olst Tortoise Is Gay, Sort Of. They’re gay lovers.
TURNS OUT THIS 186-YEAR-OLD TORTOISE HAS A GAY LOVER
The tortoise you want to fd out if is gay isn’t gog to try to mate wh the female tortoise or turtle. There is no way to tell if a pet is gay or straight.
Your turtle will be happy if is gay.
CAN TORTOIS BE GAY?
If you thk your turtle is gay, remember that don’t change your turtle.
Alternatively, put him a tank wh a gay turtle and a woman who isn’t gay.
By 1990, everyone, even punds, had heard of the four slacker-talkg, pizza-obssed nja turtl named after Renaissance artists (two of whom, by the way, were gay real life).