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‘PUMPG’ IS DANGERO NEW FAD AMONG GAY MEN
But beg a gay man or Richard Gere Ameri means always havg to reassure people that you don’t have a gerbil your ass—at dner parti, durg fay rnns, at funerals, on CNN, at passport ntrol, wherever!
For while gay men and, I assume, Richard Gere don’t put gerbils their ass, not a day go by that someone—ually a straight 13-year-old boy—don’t try to shove one , figuratively speakg. Hundreds of thoands of men and women this untry, my fellow Amerins, leave high school nvced that gay men put gerbils their ass on a semiregular basis.