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‘PUMPG’ IS DANGERO NEW FAD AMONG GAY MEN
But beg a gay man or Richard Gere Ameri means always havg to reassure people that you don’t have a gerbil your ass—at dner parti, durg fay rnns, at funerals, on CNN, at passport ntrol, wherever! For while gay men and, I assume, Richard Gere don’t put gerbils their ass, not a day go by that someone—ually a straight 13-year-old boy—don’t try to shove one , figuratively speakg.
Hundreds of thoands of men and women this untry, my fellow Amerins, leave high school nvced that gay men put gerbils their ass on a semiregular basis. Some background: Gerbil-stuffg is a sexual practice that straight teenage boys general, and Howard Stern particular, spect gay men general, and Richard Gere (who is not gay) particular, of engagg . The type of straight person who believ that gay men engage “gerbilg” is likely to believe other gay stereotyp: We’re all prissy ltle swish, for stance, wh clean apartments and extensive llectns of origal Broadway st rerdgs.
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