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• ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN BETA(FUNCTN(){FOR(VAR G="FUNCTN"==TYPEOF FEPROPERTI?FEPROPERTY:FUNCTN(B,C,A){IF(||)THROW NEW TYPEERROR("ES3 DO NOT SUPPORT GETTERS AND SETTERS.");B!=ARRAY.PROTOTYPE&&B!=OBJECT.PROTOTYPE&&(B[C])},H="UNFED"!=TYPEOF WDOW&&WDOW===THIS?THIS:"UNFED"!=TYPEOF GLOBAL&&NULL!=GLOBAL?GLOBAL:THIS,K=["STRG","PROTOTYPE","REPEAT"],L=0;LB||1342177279>>=1)C+=C;RETURN A};Q!=P&&NULL!=Q&&G(H,N,{NFIGURABLE:!0,WRABLE:!0,VALUE:Q});VAR T=THIS;FUNCTN U(B,C){VAR ("."),D=T;A[0] D||!D.EXECSCRIPT||D.EXECSCRIPT("VAR "+A[0]);FOR(VAR E;(());)||VOID 0===C?D[E]?D=D[E]:D=D[E]={}:D[E]=C};FUNCTN V(B){VAR ;IF(0=C.OFFSETWIDTH&&0>=C.OFFSETHEIGHT)A=!1;ELSE{D=C.GETBOUNDGCLIENTRECT();VAR ;("PAGEYOFFSET" WDOW?WDOW.PAGEYOFFSET:(DOCUMENT.DOCUMENTELEMENT||F.PARENTNO||F).SCROLLTOP);("PAGEXOFFSET" WDOW?WDOW.PAGEXOFFSET:(DOCUMENT.DOCUMENTELEMENT||F.PARENTNO||F).SCROLLLEFT);F=A.TOSTRG()+","+D;B.B.HASOWNPROPERTY(F)?A=!1:(B.B[F]=!0,A=(A+=E)}B.I&&(E="&RD="+ENURICOMPONENT(JSON.STRGIFY(B())),131072>(A+=E),C=!0);C=A;IF(C){D=B.H;B=B.J;VAR F;IF(WDOW.XMLHTTPREQUT)F=NEW XMLHTTPREQUT;ELSE IF(WDOW.ACTIVEXOBJECT)TRY{F=NEW ACTIVEXOBJECT("MSXML2.XMLHTTP")}TCH(R){TRY{F=NEW ACTIVEXOBJECT("MICROSOFT.XMLHTTP")}TCH(D){}}F&&(("POST",D+(-1==XOF("?")?"?":"&")+"URL="+ENURICOMPONENT(B)),F.SETREQUTHEAR("CONTENT-TYPE","APPLITN/X-WWW-FORM-URLEND"),(A))}}}FUNCTN B(){VAR B={},C;C=DOCUMENT.GETELEMENTSBYTAGNAME("IMG");IF(!)RETURN{};VAR A=C[0];IF(!("NATURALWIDTH" A&&"NATURALHEIGHT" A))RETURN{};FOR(VAR D=0;A=C[D];++D){VAR E=A.GETATTRIBUTE("DATA-PAGPEED-URL-HASH");E&&(!(E B)&&0=B[E].O&&>=B[E].M)&&(B[E]={,,OW:A.NATURALWIDTH,OH:A.NATURALHEIGHT})}RETURN B}VAR C="";U("PAGPEED.CRILIMAG.GETBEANDATA",FUNCTN(){RETURN C});U("",FUNCTN(B,C,A,D,E,F){VAR R=NEW Y(B,C,A,E,F);X=R;D&&W(FUNCTN(){WDOW.SETTIMEOUT(FUNCTN(){A(R)},0)})});})();('/NGX_PAGPEED_BEAN','','EVFAZEUQGZ',TE,FALSE,'MRIUQPIM4ZK');
• SHTEN@DIRKYDIRKDIRKALL DIRK GENTLY| GAY AF |MY MA BLOG IS QUTWIST | IN BY DONT-OFFEND-THE-BEASK ME ANYTHGFOLLOWPOSTSDIRKYDIRKDIRK PROTECTIS MOLASSICI DIRKYDIRKDIRK KIEREN-FUCKG-WALKER LTHESTRO FOLLOWKDA MSY BUT WANTED TO PUT SMTH UP HONOR OF VALENT SO PLEASE ACCEPT THIS FARAMANDA DRAWG <3 I LOVE THEM DIRKYDIRKDIRK A-GAY-OG TASTEFULLYOFFENSIVE FOLLOWBELOVEDBLABBER FOLLOW“SHE’S A HERO ONLY TO HERSELF“TAMMENTERSKANROSKALAVA FOLLOWHONTLY? SLAYDIRKYDIRKDIRK FOLLOWGIF BY BBMERIDIRKYDIRKDIRK KIEREN-FUCKG-WALKER MIRYEL89 FOLLOWDIRKYDIRKDIRK KIEREN-FUCKG-WALKER URLOLLBIAB FOLLOWWEBB BUILT HIS MACHE 1886; PARARIBULIS HAS N THE BROTZMAN FAY FOR 5 GENERATNS, AND A GENERATN IS ANYWHERE BETWEEN 20 AND 30 YEARS, AND 5 GENERATNS IS BETWEEN 100 AND 150 YEARS, WHICH MEANS 1886 FS TO THE TIME PERD OF "5 GENERATNS AGO OM 2016". AND I'M NOT SAYG I'M CERTA THAT WEBB FUCKG AROUND WH THE TIME-SPACE NTUUM SOMEHOW ED PARARIBULIS, BUT — WHO KNOWS?GOLNALTAR FOLLOWDIRKYDIRKDIRK DONT-OFFEND-THE-BE FILTHY-LIL-BUGGER FOLLOW[ID: EDED MEME OF DIRK GENTLY TOSSG THE KTENSHARK AT THE VIEWER. THE PTN READS, "WOE / SHARK BE UPON YE". /END ID]DIRKYDIRKDIRK KIEREN-FUCKG-WALKER BANJO-BUGS FOLLOWDGHDA EPISO WHERE DIRK IS CLEARLY NOT OKAY AND IN DENIAL OF THAT AND THE SE HE AND TODD ARE WORKG ON KEEPS LEADG HIM BACK TO DIFFERENT THERAPISTS OFFICDIRKYDIRKDIRK PROTECTIS HBDTTG FOLLOWDIRKYDIRKDIRK CUCKSSN CUCKSSN FOLLOWURGENT EMERGENCY: PLEASE SHARE!!I HAVE TWO DAYS TO RAISE ENOUGH MONEY TO NOT BE KICKED OUT OF MY NEW APARTMENT.I AM A NON BARY PERSON WHO HAS BEEN ABANDONED BY THEIR SUPPORT SYSTEM SCE G OUT. I’VE BEEN FORCED TO LEARN TO FEND FOR MYSELF AND ’S BEEN A HORRIBLE, JARRG FEW MONTHS. AFTER SPEAKG WH APARTMENT MANAGEMENT, I HAVE UNTIL MAY 13TH TO PAY WHAT I OWE FULL, AND NO PARTIAL PAYMENTS ARE TO BE ACCEPTED.I HAVE $700 SAVED UP.I NEED $623 TO STAY HOED.

ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN BETA(FUNCTN(){FOR(VAR G="FUNCTN"==TYPEOF FEPROPERTI?FEPROPERTY:FUNCTN(B,C,A){IF(||)THROW NEW TYPEERROR("ES3 DO NOT SUPPORT GETTERS AND SETTERS.");B!=ARRAY.PROTOTYPE&&B!=OBJECT.PROTOTYPE&&(B[C])},H="UNFED"!=TYPEOF WDOW&&WDOW===THIS?THIS:"UNFED"!=TYPEOF GLOBAL&&NULL!=GLOBAL?GLOBAL:THIS,K=["STRG","PROTOTYPE","REPEAT"],L=0;LB||1342177279>>=1)C+=C;RETURN A};Q!=P&&NULL!=Q&&G(H,N,{NFIGURABLE:!0,WRABLE:!0,VALUE:Q});VAR T=THIS;FUNCTN U(B,C){VAR ("."),D=T;A[0] D||!D.EXECSCRIPT||D.EXECSCRIPT("VAR "+A[0]);FOR(VAR E;(());)||VOID 0===C?D[E]?D=D[E]:D=D[E]={}:D[E]=C};FUNCTN V(B){VAR ;IF(0=C.OFFSETWIDTH&&0>=C.OFFSETHEIGHT)A=!1;ELSE{D=C.GETBOUNDGCLIENTRECT();VAR ;("PAGEYOFFSET" WDOW?WDOW.PAGEYOFFSET:(DOCUMENT.DOCUMENTELEMENT||F.PARENTNO||F).SCROLLTOP);("PAGEXOFFSET" WDOW?WDOW.PAGEXOFFSET:(DOCUMENT.DOCUMENTELEMENT||F.PARENTNO||F).SCROLLLEFT);F=A.TOSTRG()+","+D;B.B.HASOWNPROPERTY(F)?A=!1:(B.B[F]=!0,A=(A+=E)}B.I&&(E="&RD="+ENURICOMPONENT(JSON.STRGIFY(B())),131072>(A+=E),C=!0);C=A;IF(C){D=B.H;B=B.J;VAR F;IF(WDOW.XMLHTTPREQUT)F=NEW XMLHTTPREQUT;ELSE IF(WDOW.ACTIVEXOBJECT)TRY{F=NEW ACTIVEXOBJECT("MSXML2.XMLHTTP")}TCH(R){TRY{F=NEW ACTIVEXOBJECT("MICROSOFT.XMLHTTP")}TCH(D){}}F&&(("POST",D+(-1==XOF("?")?"?":"&")+"URL="+ENURICOMPONENT(B)),F.SETREQUTHEAR("CONTENT-TYPE","APPLITN/X-WWW-FORM-URLEND"),(A))}}}FUNCTN B(){VAR B={},C;C=DOCUMENT.GETELEMENTSBYTAGNAME("IMG");IF(!)RETURN{};VAR A=C[0];IF(!("NATURALWIDTH" A&&"NATURALHEIGHT" A))RETURN{};FOR(VAR D=0;A=C[D];++D){VAR E=A.GETATTRIBUTE("DATA-PAGPEED-URL-HASH");E&&(!(E B)&&0=B[E].O&&>=B[E].M)&&(B[E]={,,OW:A.NATURALWIDTH,OH:A.NATURALHEIGHT})}RETURN B}VAR C="";U("PAGPEED.CRILIMAG.GETBEANDATA",FUNCTN(){RETURN C});U("",FUNCTN(B,C,A,D,E,F){VAR R=NEW Y(B,C,A,E,F);X=R;D&&W(FUNCTN(){WDOW.SETTIMEOUT(FUNCTN(){A(R)},0)})});})();('/NGX_PAGPEED_BEAN','','EVFAZEUQGZ',TE,FALSE,'MRIUQPIM4ZK');

"This season thsts the agency to the realm of high fantasy, specifilly the magil kgdom of Wendimoor, where a gay, pk-haired knight is searchg for Dirk. "Bart has played straight more than he has gay, though he thks his gay parts have gotten more attentn bee they're simply ls mon.

SHTEN@DIRKYDIRKDIRKALL DIRK GENTLY| GAY AF |MY MA BLOG IS QUTWIST | IN BY DONT-OFFEND-THE-BEASK ME ANYTHGFOLLOWPOSTSDIRKYDIRKDIRK PROTECTIS MOLASSICI DIRKYDIRKDIRK KIEREN-FUCKG-WALKER LTHESTRO FOLLOWKDA MSY BUT WANTED TO PUT SMTH UP HONOR OF VALENT SO PLEASE ACCEPT THIS FARAMANDA DRAWG <3 I LOVE THEM DIRKYDIRKDIRK A-GAY-OG TASTEFULLYOFFENSIVE FOLLOWBELOVEDBLABBER FOLLOW“SHE’S A HERO ONLY TO HERSELF“TAMMENTERSKANROSKALAVA FOLLOWHONTLY? SLAYDIRKYDIRKDIRK FOLLOWGIF BY BBMERIDIRKYDIRKDIRK KIEREN-FUCKG-WALKER MIRYEL89 FOLLOWDIRKYDIRKDIRK KIEREN-FUCKG-WALKER URLOLLBIAB FOLLOWWEBB BUILT HIS MACHE 1886; PARARIBULIS HAS N THE BROTZMAN FAY FOR 5 GENERATNS, AND A GENERATN IS ANYWHERE BETWEEN 20 AND 30 YEARS, AND 5 GENERATNS IS BETWEEN 100 AND 150 YEARS, WHICH MEANS 1886 FS TO THE TIME PERD OF "5 GENERATNS AGO OM 2016". AND I'M NOT SAYG I'M CERTA THAT WEBB FUCKG AROUND WH THE TIME-SPACE NTUUM SOMEHOW ED PARARIBULIS, BUT — WHO KNOWS?GOLNALTAR FOLLOWDIRKYDIRKDIRK DONT-OFFEND-THE-BE FILTHY-LIL-BUGGER FOLLOW[ID: EDED MEME OF DIRK GENTLY TOSSG THE KTENSHARK AT THE VIEWER. THE PTN READS, "WOE / SHARK BE UPON YE". /END ID]DIRKYDIRKDIRK KIEREN-FUCKG-WALKER BANJO-BUGS FOLLOWDGHDA EPISO WHERE DIRK IS CLEARLY NOT OKAY AND IN DENIAL OF THAT AND THE SE HE AND TODD ARE WORKG ON KEEPS LEADG HIM BACK TO DIFFERENT THERAPISTS OFFICDIRKYDIRKDIRK PROTECTIS HBDTTG FOLLOWDIRKYDIRKDIRK CUCKSSN CUCKSSN FOLLOWURGENT EMERGENCY: PLEASE SHARE!!I HAVE TWO DAYS TO RAISE ENOUGH MONEY TO NOT BE KICKED OUT OF MY NEW APARTMENT.I AM A NON BARY PERSON WHO HAS BEEN ABANDONED BY THEIR SUPPORT SYSTEM SCE G OUT. I’VE BEEN FORCED TO LEARN TO FEND FOR MYSELF AND ’S BEEN A HORRIBLE, JARRG FEW MONTHS. AFTER SPEAKG WH APARTMENT MANAGEMENT, I HAVE UNTIL MAY 13TH TO PAY WHAT I OWE FULL, AND NO PARTIAL PAYMENTS ARE TO BE ACCEPTED.I HAVE $700 SAVED UP.I NEED $623 TO STAY HOED.

Max Landis CONFIRMED: Dirk Gently Is GAY! So, Dirk's nonilly gay, right? Those who are reprented are ually killed off, are there so that their sexualy n be ma to a joke, or we’re not 100% sure if they’re gay bee the work won’t show somethg like that.