How to Tell if Your Guy Friend Is Gay: 15 Steps (wh Pictur)

Contents:

• MY NAME IS GAY
• HOW TO TELL IF YOUR GUY FRIEND IS GAY
• HI, MY NAME IS GAY!
• HELLO, MY NAME IS NOT "GAYTARD." HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
• MY HOMIE’S GAYEFEMJAYON FULL BLOWN AIDS THE MOST POPULAR AND NTROVERSIAL SONG ON FULL BLOWN AIDS, THIS SONG IS TEND AS SATIRE. THE IA IS THAT EFEMJAY’S CHARACTER IS A TYPIL, “MACHO” U.S. MALE, RAISED … READ MORE 1 VIEWER193.4K VIEWS2 CONTRIBUTORSMY HOMIE’S GAY LYRICS[VERSE 1]IT'S KD OF AWKWARD AND I REALLY SHOULDN'T SAY SHBUT MY HOMIE BOOGER'S ON SOME MOTHERFUCKG GAY SHAND I NEED TO FD A WAY TO LET HIM KNOW WE'RE STILL OLHE'S JT OVERLY POLE TO TRY TO PH A GUY'S STOOLSO WHAT IF BALLS MAKE HIM DROOLAND HURTS EVERY TIME HE DROPS THE KIDS OFF AT THE POOLIT'S HIS PREROGATIVE TO PRACTICE HOMOSEXUALYBUT TAKG CKS UP THE ASS ULD END HIS FATALYAND I DON'T WANT TO SEE MY HOMIE'S SUALTYSO IF YOU'RE TO FUCKG DUS, YOU N'T DO SUALLYYOU GOTTA E A JIMMY HAT AND MAKE THAT SH A HABBUT I JT N'T BELIEVE THAT MY L'IL HOMIE IS A FAGGOTWORD TO RICHARD SIMMONSHE LIK BIG BUTTS, BUT HE DON'T LIKE WOMEN'SIN MALE FEL MATTER'S WHERE HIS SPERM BE SWIMM'BUT HE N'T FD EMPLOYMENT SO HIS ONLY JOB IS RIMM'[HOOK]1,2,3 MY LTLE HOMIE NAMED BOOGER D'SAN F.A.G. AND I THK YOU BETTER SEETHAT HE LIK TO BE TOPPED AND, HE N'T BE STOPPED WHENHE'S GOT A CK HIS MOUTH TIL THE LAST DROP ANDBOOGER, BOOGER D HE'S AN F.A.GUH BOOGER D, BOOGER D, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU SEE?BOOGER D, BOOGER D, DO YOU HAVE HIV?B-B-B-BOOGER, BOOGER D, HOMOSEXUALYYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[VERSE 2]MY HOMIE'S GAY BUT I WANNA LET HIM KNOWTHAT I'M DOWN WH THE MOTHERFUCKG HO TO THE MODO HE LIKE UP THE ASS REAL FAST OR SLOW-MO?DO HE SHAVE HIS NUTSAC OR LET HIS PUB GO O?WHAT POSN DO HE PLAY, DO HE TCH OR PCH?CAN HE SUCK THE FUCKG CHROME OFF A TRAILER HCH?OR DO HE GIVE LAME HEAD LIKE TERRI SCHIAVO WOULD?DO HE FUCK W THE BOYS OM THE RIVAL HOOD?OR DO HE KEEP ON THE DOWN LOW, AND PLAY STRAIGHT?IS A PERSONAL CHOICE, OR WOULD HE SAY S FATE?FOR HIM TO WANT TO SUCK THE KERNELS OUT A FELLOW'S RN HOLEAND UP THE ASS TAKE A MOTHERFUCKG TELEPHONE POLEI WANNA TELL THE HOMO THAT I'M OL WH HIS LIFTYLEI'D EVEN LET HIM BABYS ME AND WIFE'S CHILDSCE WE GOT A GIRL, WE KNOW HE WOULDN'T MOLT HERBUT WHEN WE GOT HER HOME, WE'D HIV TT HER[HOOK][VERSE 3]MY HOMIE'S AS GAY AS THE DAY IS LONGBUT WHO THE FUCK AM I, TO SAY S WRONG?CUZ I GOT MY OWN VIC, SO WHO AM I TO JUDGEI KNEW HE LIKED THE GREEN BAY PACKERS, NOW I KNOW HE PACKS FUDGEWE WATCHED SUPERBOWL TOGETHERNOW I KNOW HE LIK HIS POOPER FULL, WHATEVERI DIDN'T KNOW THEN, WHY SHOULD I BE RG NOWBOOGER D PLANTS HIS SEED ON BARREN GROUNDIT'S NOT APPARENT HOW, I N TELL HIM I KNOWTHAT HE'S STILL MY HOM-IE, EVEN THOUGH HE'S HO-MOEVEN THOUGH HE'S TO FIST' WE STILL HAVE A ALNWHEN HE SAID HE LIKED SHRIMP' I THOUGHT HE MEANT FISH'WHEN HE SAID HE LIKED SNOWBALLS, SHOULD HAVE BEEN A CLUEBUT WHEN HE SAID HE LIKED SUCKG SHTY DICKS, I KNEWTHAT OF GAYNS, BOOGER D WAS THE EPOMENOW I'M FEELG JEALO E ALL THE YEARS HE NEVER H ON ME[HOOK]EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUT

MY NAME IS GAY

By Gay CffiAs the youngt my fay of five, I am the only one who was not named for a grandparent or beloved nt or uncle. As happened, I was named for a fondly remembered childhood acquatance of my not only was breakg om that fay tradn the e of a b of a stir, and wasn’t a sat’s name to boot (also an expected practice) nothg prepared my parents or me for the fallout to e as I grew up wh the name “Gay” the fifti and sixti. I also rell that she wavered a b between the nam Gay and Joy, but aga the real ntroversy began my later teens when the word “gay”, me to reprent more than a synonym for happy or reee.

HOW TO TELL IF YOUR GUY FRIEND IS GAY

Certaly by my early teens I had a better unrstandg of the meang of “gay, ” as a scriptn of someone’s sexual orientatn and I had begun to brace myself for the rponse I got when I told someone my ’s be clear, I believe that is always to make fun of someone’s name, but to be sultg to others at the same time, well that really is of my earlit lsons troducg myself was never to say, “Hi, I’m Gay”, the way someone might say, “Hi, I’m Amy”, bee evably was an vatn for tastels jok.

Even whout that lead-, an troductn would often go like this, “Hi, my name is Gay” and a mon rponse would be, “Are you?

HI, MY NAME IS GAY!

Though was the seventi and I mostly ed my main name, there were the evable tim when I was referred to as “Gay Love, ” a term I remember seeg scrawled on New York subway walls those days, at every turn.

HELLO, MY NAME IS NOT "GAYTARD." HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

As a moniker, never ught on and is currently 795th on the list of mon Amerin stggle for gay people to be treated equally and wh rpect may be an ongog one, but om my experience wh my name, I have seen a shift nscns and sensivy, one troductn at a Cffi is an artist and tor who has worked the field of early childhood tn for the past 38 years.

For example, his fay may be vlently homophobic and by cidg that he's gay, you may out him by accint by treatg him different or implyg somethg whout meang to. If you're tryg to figure out if your iend is gay bee you want to date him (as a woman), 's important to remember that jt bee he might be terted men don't mean he's not terted women.

MY HOMIE’S GAYEFEMJAYON FULL BLOWN AIDS THE MOST POPULAR AND NTROVERSIAL SONG ON FULL BLOWN AIDS, THIS SONG IS TEND AS SATIRE. THE IA IS THAT EFEMJAY’S CHARACTER IS A TYPIL, “MACHO” U.S. MALE, RAISED … READ MORE 1 VIEWER193.4K VIEWS2 CONTRIBUTORSMY HOMIE’S GAY LYRICS[VERSE 1]IT'S KD OF AWKWARD AND I REALLY SHOULDN'T SAY SHBUT MY HOMIE BOOGER'S ON SOME MOTHERFUCKG GAY SHAND I NEED TO FD A WAY TO LET HIM KNOW WE'RE STILL OLHE'S JT OVERLY POLE TO TRY TO PH A GUY'S STOOLSO WHAT IF BALLS MAKE HIM DROOLAND HURTS EVERY TIME HE DROPS THE KIDS OFF AT THE POOLIT'S HIS PREROGATIVE TO PRACTICE HOMOSEXUALYBUT TAKG CKS UP THE ASS ULD END HIS FATALYAND I DON'T WANT TO SEE MY HOMIE'S SUALTYSO IF YOU'RE TO FUCKG DUS, YOU N'T DO SUALLYYOU GOTTA E A JIMMY HAT AND MAKE THAT SH A HABBUT I JT N'T BELIEVE THAT MY L'IL HOMIE IS A FAGGOTWORD TO RICHARD SIMMONSHE LIK BIG BUTTS, BUT HE DON'T LIKE WOMEN'SIN MALE FEL MATTER'S WHERE HIS SPERM BE SWIMM'BUT HE N'T FD EMPLOYMENT SO HIS ONLY JOB IS RIMM'[HOOK]1,2,3 MY LTLE HOMIE NAMED BOOGER D'SAN F.A.G. AND I THK YOU BETTER SEETHAT HE LIK TO BE TOPPED AND, HE N'T BE STOPPED WHENHE'S GOT A CK HIS MOUTH TIL THE LAST DROP ANDBOOGER, BOOGER D HE'S AN F.A.GUH BOOGER D, BOOGER D, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU SEE?BOOGER D, BOOGER D, DO YOU HAVE HIV?B-B-B-BOOGER, BOOGER D, HOMOSEXUALYYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[VERSE 2]MY HOMIE'S GAY BUT I WANNA LET HIM KNOWTHAT I'M DOWN WH THE MOTHERFUCKG HO TO THE MODO HE LIKE UP THE ASS REAL FAST OR SLOW-MO?DO HE SHAVE HIS NUTSAC OR LET HIS PUB GO O?WHAT POSN DO HE PLAY, DO HE TCH OR PCH?CAN HE SUCK THE FUCKG CHROME OFF A TRAILER HCH?OR DO HE GIVE LAME HEAD LIKE TERRI SCHIAVO WOULD?DO HE FUCK W THE BOYS OM THE RIVAL HOOD?OR DO HE KEEP ON THE DOWN LOW, AND PLAY STRAIGHT?IS A PERSONAL CHOICE, OR WOULD HE SAY S FATE?FOR HIM TO WANT TO SUCK THE KERNELS OUT A FELLOW'S RN HOLEAND UP THE ASS TAKE A MOTHERFUCKG TELEPHONE POLEI WANNA TELL THE HOMO THAT I'M OL WH HIS LIFTYLEI'D EVEN LET HIM BABYS ME AND WIFE'S CHILDSCE WE GOT A GIRL, WE KNOW HE WOULDN'T MOLT HERBUT WHEN WE GOT HER HOME, WE'D HIV TT HER[HOOK][VERSE 3]MY HOMIE'S AS GAY AS THE DAY IS LONGBUT WHO THE FUCK AM I, TO SAY S WRONG?CUZ I GOT MY OWN VIC, SO WHO AM I TO JUDGEI KNEW HE LIKED THE GREEN BAY PACKERS, NOW I KNOW HE PACKS FUDGEWE WATCHED SUPERBOWL TOGETHERNOW I KNOW HE LIK HIS POOPER FULL, WHATEVERI DIDN'T KNOW THEN, WHY SHOULD I BE RG NOWBOOGER D PLANTS HIS SEED ON BARREN GROUNDIT'S NOT APPARENT HOW, I N TELL HIM I KNOWTHAT HE'S STILL MY HOM-IE, EVEN THOUGH HE'S HO-MOEVEN THOUGH HE'S TO FIST' WE STILL HAVE A ALNWHEN HE SAID HE LIKED SHRIMP' I THOUGHT HE MEANT FISH'WHEN HE SAID HE LIKED SNOWBALLS, SHOULD HAVE BEEN A CLUEBUT WHEN HE SAID HE LIKED SUCKG SHTY DICKS, I KNEWTHAT OF GAYNS, BOOGER D WAS THE EPOMENOW I'M FEELG JEALO E ALL THE YEARS HE NEVER H ON ME[HOOK]EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUT

Although some people the gay culture may put on a certa voice or a way of speakg, your iend talkg a siar or "effemate" way is still not a very good way to judge. Everyone n enjoy different thgs; jt like a woman might enjoy watchg football, guys n also enjoy thgs that are more monly associated wh women or the gay muny. The movi he watch and the mic he listens to are also not fair methods to gge if he is straight or gayer than Elton John and Gee Takei put together.

Sometim you might assume that jt bee a guy only hangs out wh girls or jt bee his bt iend also seems gay, then he might also be gay.