"As a gay person, that is both offensive and hilar."
Contents:
- ELLEN TRIED TO EXPLA WHY CRODIL “WALK GAYLY”
- FLORIDA ALLIGATORS AND GAY-PORN MOVI THE EVERGLAS
- ALLIGAYTOR
ELLEN TRIED TO EXPLA WHY CRODIL “WALK GAYLY”
* gay alligators *
On her show yterday, Ellen DeGener tried to expla why crodil walk “gayly. Related: Ellen blew straight people away wh a giant list of all the gay rtoon characters.
“Why do crodil walk so gayly? “As a gay person, that is both offensive and hilar, ” Ellen said. “Maybe the crodile you saw was gay, ” she said.
FLORIDA ALLIGATORS AND GAY-PORN MOVI THE EVERGLAS
“Maybe was a gay crodile. Colton Unrwood’s g out uld fally give a gay Bachelor season.
ALLIGAYTOR
It’s gettg so a Florida alligator n’t even live peace the Everglas whout beg an extra a gay-porn What’s Florida g to? Bee this month, the makers of a gay-porn movie lled “The Everglas” was released.
But not PETA, bls their People for the Ethil Treatment of Animals have been all over this like a wah-wah guar soundtrack a shirtls pizza-livery-guy openg Director Elisa Allen told the Gay Star News that the anizatn was agast g alligators this way. If “The Everglas” movie is succsful, might start a whole new genre of gay-porn movi shot the prence of Florida alligators their the next thg you know, there’d be some movie named, “Alligator Dandy” or somethg, and docile alligator extras will be reprented by agents and beg paid then will be on to manate -- who, lets face , already have a gay-soundg name and will work for.