The 22nd Annual Official Gay Easter Para is ready to roll Easter Sunday at 4:30 p.m. - Ambh Magaze

Contents:

• 8 REASONS WHY EASTER IS THE GAYT HOLIDAY OF THEM ALL
• THE 22ND ANNUAL OFFICIAL GAY EASTER PARA IS READY TO ROLL EASTER SUNDAY AT 4:30 P.M.
• THE US BISHOPS ALLOWED A GAY WOMAN TO BEE A FOSTER PARENT. THE BROAR MEANG IS UNCLEAR.
• THE OFFICIAL DISH ON THE GAY EASTER PARA
• GAY EASTER PARA WEEKEND

8 REASONS WHY EASTER IS THE GAYT HOLIDAY OF THEM ALL

Once upon a time might have been, but like everythg else sacred — marriage, parenthood, Christmas — we homosexuals have slowly but surely claimed as our own.

Today, Easter is perhaps one of the gayt holidays of them all, send only to Gay Pri and Harvey Milk Day.

THE 22ND ANNUAL OFFICIAL GAY EASTER PARA IS READY TO ROLL EASTER SUNDAY AT 4:30 P.M.

Check out the eight reasons why Easter is totally gay:. From biblil epics like The 10 Commandments  which Yul Brynner spends the entire 217 mut shirtls, to fun movie mils like The Easter Para starrg none other than Judy Garland, there is no shortage of Easter-themed feature films geared towards gay dienc.

And everyone knows gay men love to bnch. Gay means happy, and what n be happier than accsorizg onelf the brightt lors and loust patterns available? Easter fashn is a celebratn of every lor of the rabow (jt see this extremely accurate reprentatn of the classilly gay Steel Magnolias).

The word “bunny” is slang for a gay hooker. Look up the all-knowg Gay Slang Dictnary and see for yourself. Print Obama shocked the relig right when he asked openly gay bishop Gene Robson to liver the closg prayer at the Whe Hoe Easter Prayer Breakfast this year, puttg a big fat Printial seal on the matter.

THE US BISHOPS ALLOWED A GAY WOMAN TO BEE A FOSTER PARENT. THE BROAR MEANG IS UNCLEAR.

It’s all about the gays. In the distant past of 1993, gay marriage wasn’t legal any state the untry.

THE OFFICIAL DISH ON THE GAY EASTER PARA

Sodomy laws all over Ameri attempted to outlaw gay sex by crimalizg any oral or anal erotic ntact.

And Dan Savage, a sex-advice lumnist then only known to rears of a few pennt alt-newspapers around the untry, was pable of makg breakout news wh a sndalo revelatn: Mattel’s latt Ken doll, part of the Earrg Magic le of Barbie toys, was openly moled on gay fashn. “For about a year every gay boy at a rave was wearg at least one, ” Savage wrote.

GAY EASTER PARA WEEKEND

“What the ltle girls were seeg, and tellg Mattel was ol, wasn’t what their relatns were wearg — unls they had hip queer relativ — but the homoerotic fashns and imagery they were seeg on MTV, what they saw Madonna’s dancers wearg her ncerts and films and, as happens, what ACT UP/Queer Natn fags and dyk were wearg to mos and rav, ” Savage wrote. Jo the send-olst gay krewe New Orleans for their Mardi Gras ball.