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• VALENTA WAS THE BT CHARACTER ‘THE WHE LOT’BRAVA! VALENTA (SABRA IMPACCIATORE) RAN AWAY WH THE SEND SEASON OF THE HBO H DRAMEDY, OM THE MOMENT SHE UTTERED THE WORDS “PEPPA PIG.”BARRY LEVTFREELANCE WRERPUBLISHED DEC. 12, 2022 2:07PM EST PHOTO ILLTRATN BY ELIZABETH BROCKWAY/THE DAILY BEAST/GETTY/HBOTHE WHE LOT THREW EVERYTHG IMAGABLE AT S SENSATNAL SEND SEASON. THERE WAS SPENSE, CLASS CRIQUE, SEX, MURR, SEX, STUNNG LOTNS, SEX, HUMOR, AND DID I MENTN SEX? WHAT’S HELPED ENSHRE THE SEASON AS UNFETTABLE PEAK TV IS S CREDIBLE ST OF CHARACTERS. UNRSTANDABLY, INS LIKE HARPER (AUBREY PLAZA), CAMERON (THEO JAM), PORTIA (HAYLEY LU RICHARDSON), AND THE NOW-LEGENDARY TANYA (JENNIFER COOLIDGE) RECEIVED A LOT OF ATTENTN OM FANS. BUT ’S ANOTHER CHARACTER THAT STOLE THE SHOW AT EVERY OPPORTUNY: THE HOTEL MANAGER VALENTA (SABRA IMPACCIATORE), AND SHE IS THE UNSUNG HERO OF THE WHE LOT SEASON 2. HBO THAT MAY E AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF WHO HAVE SPENT THE SEASON FOCED ON THE GUTS STEAD. BUT CREATOR MIKE WHE HAS PREPARED FOR THIS. SOME OF THE BT CHARACTERS THE FIRST SEASON OF THE WHE LOT WERE THE HOTEL STAFF, PECIALLY SPA MANAGER BELDA (NATASHA RICHARDSON) AND ARMOND (MURRAY BARTLETT), THE HOTEL MANAGER, WHO END UP DYG BY SEASON 1’S END. THANKFULLY, WE’VE KNOWN ALL ALONG THAT THE SAME FATE WOULD NOT BEFALL THE WONDRO VALENTA; WE SAW HER SEASON 2’S FIRST SCENE, A FLASH-FORWARD, OF HER ARRIVG AT THE HOTEL HORRIFIED TO DISVER NOT JT ONE ATH, BUT MULTIPLE. VALENTA PROVED RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE THAT SHE’S A VERY DIFFERENT KD OF MANAGER THAN ARMOND. THERE’S NO DOUBT SHE TAK HER JOB VERY SERLY, BUT SHE LACKS THAT AMERINIZED VERSN OF HOSPALY, WHICH VOLV BENDG TO THE WILL OF ANY GUT REQUT. VALENTA IS FAR BLUNTER AND MORE RISTANT—THOUGH SHE WILL GET THE JOB DONE, TO NOT RISK HER HOTEL’S STERLG REPUTATN. WHEN SHE GREETS THE NEW BATCH OF GUTS, SHE TELLS BERT (F. MURRAY ABRAHAM) THAT SHE’S SURPRISED HE’S MA , AS “IT’S A LONG TRIP OM LOS ANGEL, AND YOU’RE QUE OLD, NO?” BCHY, BUT WH A WARM, DISARMG SE. PERFECTN. MOMENTS LATER, SHE PULLS A SIAR THG WH CAMERON, WHOSE BAG DIDN’T ARRIVE TO THE AIRPORT. SHE TELLS HIM THAT HE SHOULD HAVE FLOWN VIA MUNICH STEAD, AND HER TONE SUGGTS THAT SHE THKS CAMERON IS A EAKG MORON WHO SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, WHICH CERTALY TAK HIM BACK A B. IT’S CLEAR THAT VALENTA IS HERE TO ENSURE THE HOTEL’S GUTS HAVE A LIFE-CHANGG EXPERIENCE, BUT SHE’S NOT GOG TO BEND OVER BACKWARD FOR THEM. SHE’S GOG TO BEND THE APPROPRIATE AMOUNT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!THE SEND EPISO IS WHERE VALENTA TRANSCENDS OM A GENERALLY BADASS PERSON YOU LONG TO BE TO A BONAFI IN THAT N NEVER BE MATCHED. TANYA AND HER HBAND GREG (JON GRI) ARE STANDG OUTSI THE HOTEL TAKG PICTUR, AND TANYA LLS OVER VALENTA TO TAKE THEIR PHOTO. BUT BEFORE THAT, TANYA ASKS VALENTA TO GUS WHO SHE LOOKS LIKE—HOPG FOR THE ANSWER OF MONI VTI, A FAMED ITALIAN ACTRS. WHAT SHE GETS IS A THOUGHTFUL PSE OM VALENTA, WHO ANSWERS WH TWO AMAZG WORDS: “PEPPA PIG.”SOMETIM ALL TAK IS A SEND TO ENSHRE AN IN. OF URSE, TANYA THKS NOTHG OF , SUALLY RRECTG VALENTA THAT SHE’S ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE MONI VTI. IN FAIRNS, ’S ENTIRELY PLSIBLE THAT TANYA BELIEV PEPPA TO BE ANOTHER EQUALLY BETIFUL AND FASHNABLE STAR. AND HEY, PEPPA’S RED DRS IS FLOWY AND MAJTIC. BUT WHAT REALLY SELLS IMPACCAORE’S (IMPROVISED!) LE LIVERY IS THAT SHE SAYS STRAIGHT-FACED, CLEARLY WHOUT ONE TA OF REGRET OR SURPRISE THAT SHE LET SLIP OM HER MOUTH. TANYA LOOKS LIKE PEPPA, AND SHE STANDS BY . IT’S SOMETHG THAT ULD GET HER SOME SER TROUBLE—TANYA HAS A LOT OF MONEY—BUT THAT’S NOT GOG TO STOP VALENTA OM SPEAKG HER MD. HBO IF ALL THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, VALENTA WAS OFFICIALLY ENSHRED AS WOMAN OF THE PEOPLE WHEN SHE’S SEEN FEEDG STRAY TS. IT’S A SMALL, TENR MOMENT, THAT SHOWS VALENTA DO HAVE SOME TERTS OUTSI OF WORK, AND LETS ON WHO THIS CHARACTER IS.WHILE THE GUTS OF THE WHE LOT REGULARLY LAY THEIR FEELGS BARE FOR ALL TO WNS (THEY’RE RICH, AFTER ALL, SO YOU BETTER NOTICE THEM), VALENTA REMAS MUCH MORE GUARD, REFG TO LET (OR ANYBODY) . HER SENSE OF PRIVACY MAK HER MASSIVELY PELLG: WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS AN OPEN BOOK, VALENTA IS A PUZZLE I FOUND MYSELF SPERATE TO SOLVE. IT WAS THROUGH HER RELATNSHIP WH HER WORK SUBORDATE AND IEND ISABELLA THAT WE STARTED TO GET A SENSE OF VALENTA’S TE NATURE. SHE WORKS A FEW FEET AWAY OM ISABELLA AT THE RECEPTN AREA, WHICH ALLOWS VALENTA TO WATCH ALL OF ISABELLA’S ACTNS THROUGHOUT THE DAY. VALENTA SEEMS NCERNED WH ISABELLA’S RELATNSHIP WH ROC (FERI FERRANTE), WHOM SHE BELIEV IS HARASSG ISABELLA. AND ISABELLA WAS CLEARLY THE APPLE OF VALENTA’S EYE, EVINCED BY A SURPRISG MOMENT WHICH VALENTA GIV ISABELLA A BETIFUL PENDANT AS A RANDOM GIFT. IT WAS CLEAR VALENTA WAS HARBORG SOME HEAVY ROMANTIC FEELGS FOR ISABELLA, PECIALLY WHEN SHE MOV ROC OUT OF RECEPTN SO SHE N KEEP A CLOSER EYE ON THE SUBJECT OF HER FATUATN.WATCHG THIS, I WAS CREDIBLY UNFORTABLE. THE AGE-OLD ADAGE “DON’T MEET YOUR HERO” WAS BOUNCG AROUND MY HEAD. COULD THIS SASSY, SCENE-STEALG ANGEL SENT OM THE SCRIPTWRER’S HEAVEN ACTUALLY BE A MONSTER? VALENTA’S FLIRTATN WH ISABELLA WAS POSSIBLY THE MOST SUBVERSIVE MOMENT OF THE ENTIRE SEASON, REVEALG THAT POWER AT ALL LEVELS N BE RPTED BY SEXUAL SIRE. OF ALL THE TOPICS I EXPECTED THE WHE LOT TO VER, WORKPLACE HARASSMENT WASN’T ONE OF THEM. STILL, THE SHOW MAK A BOLD AND EXCG (IF VASTATG) CHOICE TO HAVE VALENTA, OF ALL PEOPLE, FALL PREY TO LT WHEN TO HER WORKG RELATNSHIP WH ISABELLA—OR, MORE ACCURATELY, SHE BEME THE PREDATOR. HBO BUT THANKFULLY—MERCIFULLY—VALENTA IS TOO GOOD OF A PERSON TO FULLY BEE A VILLA, AND EVEN HER POSN OF POWER ISN’T ENOUGH TO SWAY HER TO TAKG ADVANTAGE OF HER WORKG RELATNSHIP WH ISABELLA. ISABELLA’S REVEAL THAT SHE’S ENGAGED TO ROC AND WANTS HIM TO RETURN TO RECEPTN AS A VASTATG BLOW TO VALENTA, JT MOMENTS BEFORE THE TWO ARE SET TO GO CELEBRATE VALENTA’S BIRTHDAY. IMPACCATORE LIVERS THE SCENE PERFECTLY: WE WATCH HER BEE CRTFALLEN, AS WELL AS HAVE THE STRIKG REALIZATN THAT SHE’S PURSUG SOMETHG THAT IS DANGERO MORE WAYS THAN ONE. SHE KNOWS THIS NEEDS TO END IMMEDIATELY, AND DO.A SURPRISE GUARDIAN ANGEL ALLOWS VALENTA TO LET LOOSE ON HER BIRTHDAY, AND ’S MIA (BEATRICE GRANNò). MIA LIKELY SPIRED BY HER SIRE FOR A PERMANENT JOB AND SIRG VALENTA (HOW ULD YOU NOT?) MAK A MOVE ON VALENTA AND THE TWO PE TO A VANT HOTEL ROOM. IT TOOK NEARLY THE ENTIRE SEASON, BUT VALENTA FALLY LET HER GUARD DOWN THE SEND-TO-LAST EPISO. IT WAS AMAZG TO SEE VALENTA FALLY GET WHAT SHE’S QUIETLY BEEN AFTER THIS WHOLE TIME—JT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, SHE WANTS SOME HOT SEX THAT SHE’S NEVER BEEN ABLE TO EXPERIENCE BEFORE.EVEN A CHAOTIC, ATH-FILLED FALE, VALENTA STILL GOT OPPORTUNI TO REMD WHAT A SENSATNAL CHARACTER SHE IS. SHE’S UGHT WH MIA BED AFTER THEIR GLOR ROMP AT THE END OF THE SIXTH EPISO, IMMEDIATELY SNAPPG BACK TO MANAGER MO WHILE HALF-NAKED BED. SHE DRS DOWN THE MAID THAT OPENS THE DOOR WH THE APPROPRIATE FEROCY REQUIRED OF A MANAGER OF A HOTEL WHERE ONLY THE RICHT, MOST UNHGED PEOPLE HAB. IT’S A BRILLIANT MOMENT, WH VALENTA RECKONG WH BOTH HER PERSONAL AND PROFSNAL LIFE AT ONCE. SHE HANDL LIKE THE NSUMMATE PROFSNAL WE KNOW HER TO BE, WH A B OF HER SPECTACULAR TRAMARK SASS.VALENTA AGRE TO BRG ROC BACK, MAKG UP FOR HER ERRORS AND RIGHTG WHAT’S WRONG, SOMETHG THAT EVERYONE STAYG AT WHE LOT SEEMS PLETELY PABLE OF. SHE SEEMS GENUELY REMORSEFUL FOR THE WAY SHE TREATED ISABELLA, SLIGHTLY BLD BY HER LT FOR HER. CCIALLY, VALENTA NEVER LET HER POWERFUL POSN TAKE OVER HER MORALS, EVEN IF GOT DANGEROLY CLOSE. VALENTA IS PRACTILLY OUR GUIDG MORAL PASS—I’D LIKE TO SEE SOMEONE LIKE TANYA FEED STRAY KTENS!—EVEN IF SHE HERSELF IS FAR OM PERFECT. FLAWS ARE SOMETHG THE WHE LOT KNOWS ALL TOO WELL. THE STORYLE’S FAL BEAT WAS PLETELY SOLD BY IMPACCIATORE’S BRILLIANT PERFORMANCE. YOU N FEEL HER DISAPPOTMENT A SLIGHT LIP QUIVER WHEN MIA TELLS HER THAT SHE NEEDS A “REAL” LBIAN LOVER AND THAT THE NIGHT THEY SPENT TOGETHER, WHILE ELECTRIC, WAS LTLE MORE THAN A FANTASY PLAYED OUT. BUT THEIR TRYST HAS GIVEN VALENTA NEWFOUND NFINCE WHO SHE IS, ALLOWG HER TO BE MORE OPEN WH HER NEEDS AND SIR OUTSI OF THE WORK SHE VOT HERSELF PLETELY. IT SEEMS LIKE A BETTER WORK-LIFE BALANCE AND A CHANCE TO BE HER THENTIC SELF ARE BOTH ON THE WAY FOR VALENTA.THIS ENDG IS EXACTLY WHAT VALENTA SERVED. SHE ABSOLUTELY STOLE THE SEASON, CEMENTG S THEM WH DARK HUMOR AND WARM HEART. AND FOR A SHOW THAT REGULARLY DOL OUT CELTY TO S WHOLE ST, WAS A REAL TREAT TO SEE ONE OF THE WORKERS HAVE A WONRFUL CHARACTER ARC AND NOT WD UP HEARTBROKEN OR AD. EVERY MOMENT SHE WAS ON SCREEN SEASON 2, IMPACCIATORE CREATED SOMETHG MAGIL, SEEMGLY OUT OF TH AIR. ONE DAY, MAY WE ALL HAVE THE STRENGTH TO TELL THE PEOPLE SOCIETY SAYS WE NEED TO PLEASE THAT THEY LOOK LIKE PEPPA PIG. BARRY LEVT
• ‘THE WHE LOT’ SEASON FALE: ‘THE GAYS, THEY’RE TRYG TO MURR ME!’ARRIVEDERCITHE STRS-DUCG FALE OF SEASON 2 SAW EVEN MORE CHAOTIC SEXUAL POLICS, THE RISE OF FAN FAVOR MIA AND LUCIA, AND THE SHOCKG INTI OF ALL THOSE AD BODI.FLETCHER PETERSENTERTAMENT REPORTERUPDATED DEC. 12, 2022 12:54AM EST / PUBLISHED DEC. 12, 2022 12:09AM EST PHOTO ILLTRATN BY THOMAS LEVSON/THE DAILY BEAST/GETTY/HBOWE SHOULD’VE SEEN THE WHE LOT’ ENDG G OM A E AWAY. IT WAS RIGHT ONT OF THE WHOLE TIME! NONE OF THE GUTS WERE EVER GOG TO WALK AWAY HAVG THE BT WEEK OF THEIR LIV (HELL, ONE OF THEM WAS GOG TO END UP A SKET), WHICH LEAV JT TWO PEOPLE WHO DID: MIA (BEATRICE GRANNó) AND LUCIA (SIMONA TABAS), THE TWO HOOKERS LIVG UP AT THE WHE LOT SICILY.WARNG: SPOILERS AHEAD FOR THE WHE LOT SEASON 2.THOUGH NONE OF THEM END UP AD—MEANG THEY SHOULD TAKE ANOTHER VATN SEASON 3—THE “HAPPILY” MARRIED UPL HAVE A WILD TIME THIS FALE EPISO. WHILE ETHAN (WILL SHARPE) NTU TO QUTN HARPER (AUBREY PLAZA) ABOUT WHETHER SHE CHEATED ON HIM WH CAMERON (THEO JAM), DAPHNE’S (MEGHANN FAHY) TOO BY FACETIMG HER OUT-OF-WEDLOCK CHILD TO NOTICE.THERE’S THAT OLD SAYG, “IGNORANCE IS BLISS.” DAPHNE TAK A STEP FURTHER. “MYSTERY IS BLISS,” SHE TELLS ETHAN ( MORE OR LS WORDS) AFTER HE TELLS HER HE THKS THEIR SPO CHEATED WH EACH OTHER. HARPER HAS NFIRMED HER BRIEF AFFAIR TO ETHAN—SHE SAYS THEY KISSED FOR “TWO SENDS” AND THAT WAS ALL—SO HE TRI TO WARN DAPHNE. IN RPONSE, DAPHNE DO THE MOST LCULATG THG SHE N THK OF: SHE LEADS ETHAN OFF TO A SECLUD, ROMANTIC ISLAND AND PRUMABLY SLEEPS WH HIM. GREAT. GRAND. I WAS NEARLY THROWG TOMATO (SAN MARZANO, OF URSE) AT MY TV. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT FIX ETHAN, WHO FALLY HAS SEX WH HARPER JT A FEW HOURS LATER AFTER NYG HER ALL VATN. STEFANO DELIA/HBO OVER TO TANYA (JENNIFER COOLIDGE), WHO IS NOW ANTILLY TRYG TO PE A YACHT FULL OF GAYS WHO ARE TRYG TO MURR HER. (CUE THE ENDLS MEM—IF THERE’S ONE THG WORTH CRICIZG THE WHE LOT FOR, ’S HOW THE L SEEMED PURPOSEFULLY MANUFACTURED FOR TER ENGAGEMENT.) PORTIA (HALEY LU RICHARDSON) ALSO BEGS TO SPECT THAT SHE’S BEEN ABDUCTED, AFTER JACK (LEO WOODALL) WHISKS HER AWAY OVERNIGHT AND KEEPS PROCRASTATG BRGG HER HOME. AFTER SHE DUC THAT HE ALSO MAY HAVE STOLEN HER PHONE, SHE SNEAKS AWAY WH HIS TO LL TANYA.TANYA REVEALS THAT SHE SAW JACK “FUCKG HIS UNCLE,” QUENT (TOM HOLLANR), AND PORTIA TELLS HER WHAT SHE LEARNED OM JACK THE NIGHT BEFORE—THAT QUENT AND THE GAYS MIGHT BE TRYG TO SM HER. TANYA REALIZ THAT HER LIFE IS DANGER, AND THAT SHE HAS TO PE THE MONEY HUNGRY EAKS SOMEHOW. SHE NCLUS THAT QUENT AND HER HBAND GREG (JON GRI) ARE LIKELY WORKG TOGETHER, SCE IF SHE AND GREG DIVORCE, HE ONLY GETS HER MONEY IF SHE’S AD, ACRDG TO THEIR PRENUP.AFTER MOBSTER NICLó BOARDS THE YACHT TO “TAKE HER BACK TO THE HOTEL ON HIS DGHY,” TANYA SPRTS OM DNER AND GRABS HIS SKETCHY BLACK DUFFEL BAG. UNBOXG TIME! THE NTENTS CLU A BLACK ROPE, DUCT TAPE, AND A PISTOL. THEY WERE PLANNG ON KILLG TANYA, WHICH WOULD ED GIVE GREG (AKA QUENT’S BOYTOY “STEVE”) ALL HER MONEY.THE ATHS ARE MAGNIFICENT. JENNIFER COOLIDGE FIR A GUN LIKE NO OTHER HUMAN HAS—EXQUISELY, SHAKG, GEO. THOUGH “THE GAYS, THEY’RE TRYG TO MURR ME” IS STANTLY INIC, I THOUGHT THIS ONE WAS EQUALLY HILAR: “THERE AREN’T ENOUGH PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO ARE WORRIED ABOUT OLD BUILDGS,” TANYA SHOUTS, SO NERVO, WHILE QUENT CHATTERS ON ABOUT HOW HE NEEDS MONEY TO PAY FOR HIS TATE. BUT THE GAYS’ ATHS AREN’T BIG ENOUGH. NO, DOWN GO TANYA. WH THE YACHT LTERED WH THE AD BODI OF EVERYONE SHE JT KILLED, SHE TRI TO PE ON NICLó’S DGHY. BUT SHE HS HER HEAD ON THE SI OF THE BOAT WHEN SHE TRI TO JUMP AND DROWNS. WHILE I DID LOVE THE RETURN OF TANYA THIS WAS A WONRFUL SWAN SONG TO OUR BELOVED PEPPA PIG. SWEET, SWEET TANYA. (NOW, GREG STILL GETS THE MONEY, BEE SHE’S AD! UGH!)PORTIA, MEANWHILE, IS DROPPED ON THE SI OF THE ROAD BY AN AIRPORT BY JACK, WHO BE MENACG AND THREATENG WHEN PORTIA TELLS HIM THAT SHE’S ON TO HIM—AND KNOWS ABOUT THE UNCLE-FUCKG. IT TURNS OUT HE DID STEAL HER PHONE. BACK AT THE WHE LOT HOTEL, WHERE OUR DI GRASSO BOYS HAVE ONE FAL MEAL TOGETHER, ALBIE (ADAM DIMAR) HAS MA A AL WH HIS FATHER. IF DOMIC (MICHAEL IMPERLI) PAYS LUCIA, HIS HOOKER GIRLIEND, THE 50,000 ROS SHE SAID SHE NEEDS TO PE HER PIMP,ALBIE WILL TELL HIS MOTHER THAT HIS FATHER HAS SPENT THE WHOLE TRIP MISSG HER, PERHAPS SALVAGG THEIR RELATNSHIP. ALBIE LLS THIS “KARMIC PAYMENT.”WELL, DOMIC ACQUIC. LUCIA SNAGS A FAT PAYCHECK OM CAMERON, WHO FALLY SETTLED HIS BILL FOR THEIR STEAMY NIGHT TOGETHER, AND DOMIC. EVEN THOUGH ALBIE PLEADS WH HER TO VIS LOS ANGEL, SHE SNEAKS OUT OF HIS HOTEL ROOM AND GHOSTS HIM. EVEN IF THEIR NNECTN WAS REAL AND LUCIA HAD FEELGS FOR HIM, HE WAS STILL A MARK AND SHE PLAYED HIM. MEANWHILE, BTIE MIA SECUR A SGG GIG AT THE WHE LOT AFTER SHE AGRE TO SLEEP WH VALENTA (SABRA IMPACCIATORE)—OR, AT THE VERY LEAST, HELP GET HER LAID. STEFANO DELIA/HBO IN THE END, WE GET TWO BRILLIANT SCEN THAT PROVE LOVE IS REAL! WHILE FLYG BACK HOME, ALBIE NS TO NONE OTHER THAN PORTIA AT THE AIRPORT. ON THE VERGE OF A NERVO BREAKDOWN WONRG WHAT HAPPENED TO TANYA (AND WEARG THE MOST HEO SRF AND SUNGLASS), PORTIA ASKS ALBIE FOR HIS PHONE NUMBER. MAYBE TAKE A BEAT, GUYS. THIS WHOLE DATG THG ISN’T REALLY FOR EHER OF YOU. NEVERTHELS, ’S A MASTERFUL WAY TO WRAP THEIR CHAOTIC ARCS FULL OF SMMG AND CE.FALLY, WE GET TO SEE MIA AND LUCIA TRAIPSG THROUGH SICILIAN STREETS, BLISSFUL AS EVER. GO GET SOME DNER, GIRLS. BUY ALL THE CLOTH EVERY SICILIAN BOUTIQUE YOU N FD. YOU’VE EARNED . UNLIKE THE FIRST SEASON OF THE WHE LOT, WE ACTUALLY GET TO END ON SOME RELIEF FOR THE SERVICE WORKERS OF THE WORLD. FAB LOVO/HBO THE FIVE GUTS WE WANT TO SEE SEASON 3TANYA RETURNED FOR SEASON 2 OF THE WHE LOT. SO, STEAD OF PREDICTG WHO’S GOG TO DIE, WE’RE GOG TO PREDICT WHO’S GOG TO HAVE A NEW LIFE THE NEXT SEASON OF THE SHOW.1. DAPHNE: PLEASE, LORD, GIVE MORE MEGHANN FAHY. NOT ONLY DO SHE SERVE AN EMMY, HER STANDOUT PERFORMANCE ECHO THE REVELATN THAT WAS JENNIFER COOLIDGE SEASON 1. BRG HER BACK—MAYBE ON A SEXY PA WH HER SECRET GYM BOYIEND.2. BERT: F. MURRAY ABRAHAM GAVE ANOTHER GREAT PERFORMANCE THE WHE LOT SEASON 2. BRG BACK THE FARTG. BRG BACK THE WEIRD MENTS ABOUT WOMEN. THIS GUY WAS INIC.3. GREG: ONLY SO WE N SEE HIM DIE.4. ALBIE AND PORTIA: LET’S SEE THEM ON THEIR HONEYMOON! I WANT TO SEE THE LTLE WEIRDOS FLIRTG AT A SKI LODGE OR SOMETHG. WHAT’S TWTER GOG TO LOOK LIKE WHOUT THE DISURSE OVER PORTIA’S DOOF OUTFS?5. MIA AND LUCIA: I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. LUCIA SHOULD E HER NEW FORTUNE TO BUY A GETAWAY FOR HERSELF AND MIA. EVEN BETTER: MIA N GET THE WHE LOT IENDS AND FAY DISUNT OM VALENTA. FLETCHER PETERS
• FROM THE 'EVIL QUEEN' TO THE 'SAD LBIAN,' 'WHE LOT' ED MANY GAY TROP. WHY DIDN'T RAISE ANY RED FLAGS FOR SOME FANS?

VALENTA WAS THE BT CHARACTER ‘THE WHE LOT’BRAVA! VALENTA (SABRA IMPACCIATORE) RAN AWAY WH THE SEND SEASON OF THE HBO H DRAMEDY, OM THE MOMENT SHE UTTERED THE WORDS “PEPPA PIG.”BARRY LEVTFREELANCE WRERPUBLISHED DEC. 12, 2022 2:07PM EST PHOTO ILLTRATN BY ELIZABETH BROCKWAY/THE DAILY BEAST/GETTY/HBOTHE WHE LOT THREW EVERYTHG IMAGABLE AT S SENSATNAL SEND SEASON. THERE WAS SPENSE, CLASS CRIQUE, SEX, MURR, SEX, STUNNG LOTNS, SEX, HUMOR, AND DID I MENTN SEX? WHAT’S HELPED ENSHRE THE SEASON AS UNFETTABLE PEAK TV IS S CREDIBLE ST OF CHARACTERS. UNRSTANDABLY, INS LIKE HARPER (AUBREY PLAZA), CAMERON (THEO JAM), PORTIA (HAYLEY LU RICHARDSON), AND THE NOW-LEGENDARY TANYA (JENNIFER COOLIDGE) RECEIVED A LOT OF ATTENTN OM FANS. BUT ’S ANOTHER CHARACTER THAT STOLE THE SHOW AT EVERY OPPORTUNY: THE HOTEL MANAGER VALENTA (SABRA IMPACCIATORE), AND SHE IS THE UNSUNG HERO OF THE WHE LOT SEASON 2. HBO THAT MAY E AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF WHO HAVE SPENT THE SEASON FOCED ON THE GUTS STEAD. BUT CREATOR MIKE WHE HAS PREPARED FOR THIS. SOME OF THE BT CHARACTERS THE FIRST SEASON OF THE WHE LOT WERE THE HOTEL STAFF, PECIALLY SPA MANAGER BELDA (NATASHA RICHARDSON) AND ARMOND (MURRAY BARTLETT), THE HOTEL MANAGER, WHO END UP DYG BY SEASON 1’S END. THANKFULLY, WE’VE KNOWN ALL ALONG THAT THE SAME FATE WOULD NOT BEFALL THE WONDRO VALENTA; WE SAW HER SEASON 2’S FIRST SCENE, A FLASH-FORWARD, OF HER ARRIVG AT THE HOTEL HORRIFIED TO DISVER NOT JT ONE ATH, BUT MULTIPLE. VALENTA PROVED RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE THAT SHE’S A VERY DIFFERENT KD OF MANAGER THAN ARMOND. THERE’S NO DOUBT SHE TAK HER JOB VERY SERLY, BUT SHE LACKS THAT AMERINIZED VERSN OF HOSPALY, WHICH VOLV BENDG TO THE WILL OF ANY GUT REQUT. VALENTA IS FAR BLUNTER AND MORE RISTANT—THOUGH SHE WILL GET THE JOB DONE, TO NOT RISK HER HOTEL’S STERLG REPUTATN. WHEN SHE GREETS THE NEW BATCH OF GUTS, SHE TELLS BERT (F. MURRAY ABRAHAM) THAT SHE’S SURPRISED HE’S MA , AS “IT’S A LONG TRIP OM LOS ANGEL, AND YOU’RE QUE OLD, NO?” BCHY, BUT WH A WARM, DISARMG SE. PERFECTN. MOMENTS LATER, SHE PULLS A SIAR THG WH CAMERON, WHOSE BAG DIDN’T ARRIVE TO THE AIRPORT. SHE TELLS HIM THAT HE SHOULD HAVE FLOWN VIA MUNICH STEAD, AND HER TONE SUGGTS THAT SHE THKS CAMERON IS A EAKG MORON WHO SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, WHICH CERTALY TAK HIM BACK A B. IT’S CLEAR THAT VALENTA IS HERE TO ENSURE THE HOTEL’S GUTS HAVE A LIFE-CHANGG EXPERIENCE, BUT SHE’S NOT GOG TO BEND OVER BACKWARD FOR THEM. SHE’S GOG TO BEND THE APPROPRIATE AMOUNT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!THE SEND EPISO IS WHERE VALENTA TRANSCENDS OM A GENERALLY BADASS PERSON YOU LONG TO BE TO A BONAFI IN THAT N NEVER BE MATCHED. TANYA AND HER HBAND GREG (JON GRI) ARE STANDG OUTSI THE HOTEL TAKG PICTUR, AND TANYA LLS OVER VALENTA TO TAKE THEIR PHOTO. BUT BEFORE THAT, TANYA ASKS VALENTA TO GUS WHO SHE LOOKS LIKE—HOPG FOR THE ANSWER OF MONI VTI, A FAMED ITALIAN ACTRS. WHAT SHE GETS IS A THOUGHTFUL PSE OM VALENTA, WHO ANSWERS WH TWO AMAZG WORDS: “PEPPA PIG.”SOMETIM ALL TAK IS A SEND TO ENSHRE AN IN. OF URSE, TANYA THKS NOTHG OF , SUALLY RRECTG VALENTA THAT SHE’S ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE MONI VTI. IN FAIRNS, ’S ENTIRELY PLSIBLE THAT TANYA BELIEV PEPPA TO BE ANOTHER EQUALLY BETIFUL AND FASHNABLE STAR. AND HEY, PEPPA’S RED DRS IS FLOWY AND MAJTIC. BUT WHAT REALLY SELLS IMPACCAORE’S (IMPROVISED!) LE LIVERY IS THAT SHE SAYS STRAIGHT-FACED, CLEARLY WHOUT ONE TA OF REGRET OR SURPRISE THAT SHE LET SLIP OM HER MOUTH. TANYA LOOKS LIKE PEPPA, AND SHE STANDS BY . IT’S SOMETHG THAT ULD GET HER SOME SER TROUBLE—TANYA HAS A LOT OF MONEY—BUT THAT’S NOT GOG TO STOP VALENTA OM SPEAKG HER MD. HBO IF ALL THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, VALENTA WAS OFFICIALLY ENSHRED AS WOMAN OF THE PEOPLE WHEN SHE’S SEEN FEEDG STRAY TS. IT’S A SMALL, TENR MOMENT, THAT SHOWS VALENTA DO HAVE SOME TERTS OUTSI OF WORK, AND LETS ON WHO THIS CHARACTER IS.WHILE THE GUTS OF THE WHE LOT REGULARLY LAY THEIR FEELGS BARE FOR ALL TO WNS (THEY’RE RICH, AFTER ALL, SO YOU BETTER NOTICE THEM), VALENTA REMAS MUCH MORE GUARD, REFG TO LET (OR ANYBODY) . HER SENSE OF PRIVACY MAK HER MASSIVELY PELLG: WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS AN OPEN BOOK, VALENTA IS A PUZZLE I FOUND MYSELF SPERATE TO SOLVE. IT WAS THROUGH HER RELATNSHIP WH HER WORK SUBORDATE AND IEND ISABELLA THAT WE STARTED TO GET A SENSE OF VALENTA’S TE NATURE. SHE WORKS A FEW FEET AWAY OM ISABELLA AT THE RECEPTN AREA, WHICH ALLOWS VALENTA TO WATCH ALL OF ISABELLA’S ACTNS THROUGHOUT THE DAY. VALENTA SEEMS NCERNED WH ISABELLA’S RELATNSHIP WH ROC (FERI FERRANTE), WHOM SHE BELIEV IS HARASSG ISABELLA. AND ISABELLA WAS CLEARLY THE APPLE OF VALENTA’S EYE, EVINCED BY A SURPRISG MOMENT WHICH VALENTA GIV ISABELLA A BETIFUL PENDANT AS A RANDOM GIFT. IT WAS CLEAR VALENTA WAS HARBORG SOME HEAVY ROMANTIC FEELGS FOR ISABELLA, PECIALLY WHEN SHE MOV ROC OUT OF RECEPTN SO SHE N KEEP A CLOSER EYE ON THE SUBJECT OF HER FATUATN.WATCHG THIS, I WAS CREDIBLY UNFORTABLE. THE AGE-OLD ADAGE “DON’T MEET YOUR HERO” WAS BOUNCG AROUND MY HEAD. COULD THIS SASSY, SCENE-STEALG ANGEL SENT OM THE SCRIPTWRER’S HEAVEN ACTUALLY BE A MONSTER? VALENTA’S FLIRTATN WH ISABELLA WAS POSSIBLY THE MOST SUBVERSIVE MOMENT OF THE ENTIRE SEASON, REVEALG THAT POWER AT ALL LEVELS N BE RPTED BY SEXUAL SIRE. OF ALL THE TOPICS I EXPECTED THE WHE LOT TO VER, WORKPLACE HARASSMENT WASN’T ONE OF THEM. STILL, THE SHOW MAK A BOLD AND EXCG (IF VASTATG) CHOICE TO HAVE VALENTA, OF ALL PEOPLE, FALL PREY TO LT WHEN TO HER WORKG RELATNSHIP WH ISABELLA—OR, MORE ACCURATELY, SHE BEME THE PREDATOR. HBO BUT THANKFULLY—MERCIFULLY—VALENTA IS TOO GOOD OF A PERSON TO FULLY BEE A VILLA, AND EVEN HER POSN OF POWER ISN’T ENOUGH TO SWAY HER TO TAKG ADVANTAGE OF HER WORKG RELATNSHIP WH ISABELLA. ISABELLA’S REVEAL THAT SHE’S ENGAGED TO ROC AND WANTS HIM TO RETURN TO RECEPTN AS A VASTATG BLOW TO VALENTA, JT MOMENTS BEFORE THE TWO ARE SET TO GO CELEBRATE VALENTA’S BIRTHDAY. IMPACCATORE LIVERS THE SCENE PERFECTLY: WE WATCH HER BEE CRTFALLEN, AS WELL AS HAVE THE STRIKG REALIZATN THAT SHE’S PURSUG SOMETHG THAT IS DANGERO MORE WAYS THAN ONE. SHE KNOWS THIS NEEDS TO END IMMEDIATELY, AND DO.A SURPRISE GUARDIAN ANGEL ALLOWS VALENTA TO LET LOOSE ON HER BIRTHDAY, AND ’S MIA (BEATRICE GRANNò). MIA LIKELY SPIRED BY HER SIRE FOR A PERMANENT JOB AND SIRG VALENTA (HOW ULD YOU NOT?) MAK A MOVE ON VALENTA AND THE TWO PE TO A VANT HOTEL ROOM. IT TOOK NEARLY THE ENTIRE SEASON, BUT VALENTA FALLY LET HER GUARD DOWN THE SEND-TO-LAST EPISO. IT WAS AMAZG TO SEE VALENTA FALLY GET WHAT SHE’S QUIETLY BEEN AFTER THIS WHOLE TIME—JT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, SHE WANTS SOME HOT SEX THAT SHE’S NEVER BEEN ABLE TO EXPERIENCE BEFORE.EVEN A CHAOTIC, ATH-FILLED FALE, VALENTA STILL GOT OPPORTUNI TO REMD WHAT A SENSATNAL CHARACTER SHE IS. SHE’S UGHT WH MIA BED AFTER THEIR GLOR ROMP AT THE END OF THE SIXTH EPISO, IMMEDIATELY SNAPPG BACK TO MANAGER MO WHILE HALF-NAKED BED. SHE DRS DOWN THE MAID THAT OPENS THE DOOR WH THE APPROPRIATE FEROCY REQUIRED OF A MANAGER OF A HOTEL WHERE ONLY THE RICHT, MOST UNHGED PEOPLE HAB. IT’S A BRILLIANT MOMENT, WH VALENTA RECKONG WH BOTH HER PERSONAL AND PROFSNAL LIFE AT ONCE. SHE HANDL LIKE THE NSUMMATE PROFSNAL WE KNOW HER TO BE, WH A B OF HER SPECTACULAR TRAMARK SASS.VALENTA AGRE TO BRG ROC BACK, MAKG UP FOR HER ERRORS AND RIGHTG WHAT’S WRONG, SOMETHG THAT EVERYONE STAYG AT WHE LOT SEEMS PLETELY PABLE OF. SHE SEEMS GENUELY REMORSEFUL FOR THE WAY SHE TREATED ISABELLA, SLIGHTLY BLD BY HER LT FOR HER. CCIALLY, VALENTA NEVER LET HER POWERFUL POSN TAKE OVER HER MORALS, EVEN IF GOT DANGEROLY CLOSE. VALENTA IS PRACTILLY OUR GUIDG MORAL PASS—I’D LIKE TO SEE SOMEONE LIKE TANYA FEED STRAY KTENS!—EVEN IF SHE HERSELF IS FAR OM PERFECT. FLAWS ARE SOMETHG THE WHE LOT KNOWS ALL TOO WELL. THE STORYLE’S FAL BEAT WAS PLETELY SOLD BY IMPACCIATORE’S BRILLIANT PERFORMANCE. YOU N FEEL HER DISAPPOTMENT A SLIGHT LIP QUIVER WHEN MIA TELLS HER THAT SHE NEEDS A “REAL” LBIAN LOVER AND THAT THE NIGHT THEY SPENT TOGETHER, WHILE ELECTRIC, WAS LTLE MORE THAN A FANTASY PLAYED OUT. BUT THEIR TRYST HAS GIVEN VALENTA NEWFOUND NFINCE WHO SHE IS, ALLOWG HER TO BE MORE OPEN WH HER NEEDS AND SIR OUTSI OF THE WORK SHE VOT HERSELF PLETELY. IT SEEMS LIKE A BETTER WORK-LIFE BALANCE AND A CHANCE TO BE HER THENTIC SELF ARE BOTH ON THE WAY FOR VALENTA.THIS ENDG IS EXACTLY WHAT VALENTA SERVED. SHE ABSOLUTELY STOLE THE SEASON, CEMENTG S THEM WH DARK HUMOR AND WARM HEART. AND FOR A SHOW THAT REGULARLY DOL OUT CELTY TO S WHOLE ST, WAS A REAL TREAT TO SEE ONE OF THE WORKERS HAVE A WONRFUL CHARACTER ARC AND NOT WD UP HEARTBROKEN OR AD. EVERY MOMENT SHE WAS ON SCREEN SEASON 2, IMPACCIATORE CREATED SOMETHG MAGIL, SEEMGLY OUT OF TH AIR. ONE DAY, MAY WE ALL HAVE THE STRENGTH TO TELL THE PEOPLE SOCIETY SAYS WE NEED TO PLEASE THAT THEY LOOK LIKE PEPPA PIG. BARRY LEVT

The Whe Lot actor Sabra Impacciatore has spoken about her character Valenta’s gay awakeng and the fight for LGBTQ+ rights Italy. As for why Valenta’s journey is “so meangful” for Impacciatore, she said: “In Italy, to be gay is a big issue, still.

The creator, Mike Whe, jtified the scene sayg he wanted to make “gay sex transgrsive aga”, although as many have poted out this is possible whout ct.

Stefano Delia/HBO Over to Tanya (Jennifer Coolidge), who is now antilly tryg to pe a yacht full of gays who are tryg to murr her.

‘THE WHE LOT’ SEASON FALE: ‘THE GAYS, THEY’RE TRYG TO MURR ME!’ARRIVEDERCITHE STRS-DUCG FALE OF SEASON 2 SAW EVEN MORE CHAOTIC SEXUAL POLICS, THE RISE OF FAN FAVOR MIA AND LUCIA, AND THE SHOCKG INTI OF ALL THOSE AD BODI.FLETCHER PETERSENTERTAMENT REPORTERUPDATED DEC. 12, 2022 12:54AM EST / PUBLISHED DEC. 12, 2022 12:09AM EST PHOTO ILLTRATN BY THOMAS LEVSON/THE DAILY BEAST/GETTY/HBOWE SHOULD’VE SEEN THE WHE LOT’ ENDG G OM A E AWAY. IT WAS RIGHT ONT OF THE WHOLE TIME! NONE OF THE GUTS WERE EVER GOG TO WALK AWAY HAVG THE BT WEEK OF THEIR LIV (HELL, ONE OF THEM WAS GOG TO END UP A SKET), WHICH LEAV JT TWO PEOPLE WHO DID: MIA (BEATRICE GRANNó) AND LUCIA (SIMONA TABAS), THE TWO HOOKERS LIVG UP AT THE WHE LOT SICILY.WARNG: SPOILERS AHEAD FOR THE WHE LOT SEASON 2.THOUGH NONE OF THEM END UP AD—MEANG THEY SHOULD TAKE ANOTHER VATN SEASON 3—THE “HAPPILY” MARRIED UPL HAVE A WILD TIME THIS FALE EPISO. WHILE ETHAN (WILL SHARPE) NTU TO QUTN HARPER (AUBREY PLAZA) ABOUT WHETHER SHE CHEATED ON HIM WH CAMERON (THEO JAM), DAPHNE’S (MEGHANN FAHY) TOO BY FACETIMG HER OUT-OF-WEDLOCK CHILD TO NOTICE.THERE’S THAT OLD SAYG, “IGNORANCE IS BLISS.” DAPHNE TAK A STEP FURTHER. “MYSTERY IS BLISS,” SHE TELLS ETHAN ( MORE OR LS WORDS) AFTER HE TELLS HER HE THKS THEIR SPO CHEATED WH EACH OTHER. HARPER HAS NFIRMED HER BRIEF AFFAIR TO ETHAN—SHE SAYS THEY KISSED FOR “TWO SENDS” AND THAT WAS ALL—SO HE TRI TO WARN DAPHNE. IN RPONSE, DAPHNE DO THE MOST LCULATG THG SHE N THK OF: SHE LEADS ETHAN OFF TO A SECLUD, ROMANTIC ISLAND AND PRUMABLY SLEEPS WH HIM. GREAT. GRAND. I WAS NEARLY THROWG TOMATO (SAN MARZANO, OF URSE) AT MY TV. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT FIX ETHAN, WHO FALLY HAS SEX WH HARPER JT A FEW HOURS LATER AFTER NYG HER ALL VATN. STEFANO DELIA/HBO OVER TO TANYA (JENNIFER COOLIDGE), WHO IS NOW ANTILLY TRYG TO PE A YACHT FULL OF GAYS WHO ARE TRYG TO MURR HER. (CUE THE ENDLS MEM—IF THERE’S ONE THG WORTH CRICIZG THE WHE LOT FOR, ’S HOW THE L SEEMED PURPOSEFULLY MANUFACTURED FOR TER ENGAGEMENT.) PORTIA (HALEY LU RICHARDSON) ALSO BEGS TO SPECT THAT SHE’S BEEN ABDUCTED, AFTER JACK (LEO WOODALL) WHISKS HER AWAY OVERNIGHT AND KEEPS PROCRASTATG BRGG HER HOME. AFTER SHE DUC THAT HE ALSO MAY HAVE STOLEN HER PHONE, SHE SNEAKS AWAY WH HIS TO LL TANYA.TANYA REVEALS THAT SHE SAW JACK “FUCKG HIS UNCLE,” QUENT (TOM HOLLANR), AND PORTIA TELLS HER WHAT SHE LEARNED OM JACK THE NIGHT BEFORE—THAT QUENT AND THE GAYS MIGHT BE TRYG TO SM HER. TANYA REALIZ THAT HER LIFE IS DANGER, AND THAT SHE HAS TO PE THE MONEY HUNGRY EAKS SOMEHOW. SHE NCLUS THAT QUENT AND HER HBAND GREG (JON GRI) ARE LIKELY WORKG TOGETHER, SCE IF SHE AND GREG DIVORCE, HE ONLY GETS HER MONEY IF SHE’S AD, ACRDG TO THEIR PRENUP.AFTER MOBSTER NICLó BOARDS THE YACHT TO “TAKE HER BACK TO THE HOTEL ON HIS DGHY,” TANYA SPRTS OM DNER AND GRABS HIS SKETCHY BLACK DUFFEL BAG. UNBOXG TIME! THE NTENTS CLU A BLACK ROPE, DUCT TAPE, AND A PISTOL. THEY WERE PLANNG ON KILLG TANYA, WHICH WOULD ED GIVE GREG (AKA QUENT’S BOYTOY “STEVE”) ALL HER MONEY.THE ATHS ARE MAGNIFICENT. JENNIFER COOLIDGE FIR A GUN LIKE NO OTHER HUMAN HAS—EXQUISELY, SHAKG, GEO. THOUGH “THE GAYS, THEY’RE TRYG TO MURR ME” IS STANTLY INIC, I THOUGHT THIS ONE WAS EQUALLY HILAR: “THERE AREN’T ENOUGH PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO ARE WORRIED ABOUT OLD BUILDGS,” TANYA SHOUTS, SO NERVO, WHILE QUENT CHATTERS ON ABOUT HOW HE NEEDS MONEY TO PAY FOR HIS TATE. BUT THE GAYS’ ATHS AREN’T BIG ENOUGH. NO, DOWN GO TANYA. WH THE YACHT LTERED WH THE AD BODI OF EVERYONE SHE JT KILLED, SHE TRI TO PE ON NICLó’S DGHY. BUT SHE HS HER HEAD ON THE SI OF THE BOAT WHEN SHE TRI TO JUMP AND DROWNS. WHILE I DID LOVE THE RETURN OF TANYA THIS WAS A WONRFUL SWAN SONG TO OUR BELOVED PEPPA PIG. SWEET, SWEET TANYA. (NOW, GREG STILL GETS THE MONEY, BEE SHE’S AD! UGH!)PORTIA, MEANWHILE, IS DROPPED ON THE SI OF THE ROAD BY AN AIRPORT BY JACK, WHO BE MENACG AND THREATENG WHEN PORTIA TELLS HIM THAT SHE’S ON TO HIM—AND KNOWS ABOUT THE UNCLE-FUCKG. IT TURNS OUT HE DID STEAL HER PHONE. BACK AT THE WHE LOT HOTEL, WHERE OUR DI GRASSO BOYS HAVE ONE FAL MEAL TOGETHER, ALBIE (ADAM DIMAR) HAS MA A AL WH HIS FATHER. IF DOMIC (MICHAEL IMPERLI) PAYS LUCIA, HIS HOOKER GIRLIEND, THE 50,000 ROS SHE SAID SHE NEEDS TO PE HER PIMP,ALBIE WILL TELL HIS MOTHER THAT HIS FATHER HAS SPENT THE WHOLE TRIP MISSG HER, PERHAPS SALVAGG THEIR RELATNSHIP. ALBIE LLS THIS “KARMIC PAYMENT.”WELL, DOMIC ACQUIC. LUCIA SNAGS A FAT PAYCHECK OM CAMERON, WHO FALLY SETTLED HIS BILL FOR THEIR STEAMY NIGHT TOGETHER, AND DOMIC. EVEN THOUGH ALBIE PLEADS WH HER TO VIS LOS ANGEL, SHE SNEAKS OUT OF HIS HOTEL ROOM AND GHOSTS HIM. EVEN IF THEIR NNECTN WAS REAL AND LUCIA HAD FEELGS FOR HIM, HE WAS STILL A MARK AND SHE PLAYED HIM. MEANWHILE, BTIE MIA SECUR A SGG GIG AT THE WHE LOT AFTER SHE AGRE TO SLEEP WH VALENTA (SABRA IMPACCIATORE)—OR, AT THE VERY LEAST, HELP GET HER LAID. STEFANO DELIA/HBO IN THE END, WE GET TWO BRILLIANT SCEN THAT PROVE LOVE IS REAL! WHILE FLYG BACK HOME, ALBIE NS TO NONE OTHER THAN PORTIA AT THE AIRPORT. ON THE VERGE OF A NERVO BREAKDOWN WONRG WHAT HAPPENED TO TANYA (AND WEARG THE MOST HEO SRF AND SUNGLASS), PORTIA ASKS ALBIE FOR HIS PHONE NUMBER. MAYBE TAKE A BEAT, GUYS. THIS WHOLE DATG THG ISN’T REALLY FOR EHER OF YOU. NEVERTHELS, ’S A MASTERFUL WAY TO WRAP THEIR CHAOTIC ARCS FULL OF SMMG AND CE.FALLY, WE GET TO SEE MIA AND LUCIA TRAIPSG THROUGH SICILIAN STREETS, BLISSFUL AS EVER. GO GET SOME DNER, GIRLS. BUY ALL THE CLOTH EVERY SICILIAN BOUTIQUE YOU N FD. YOU’VE EARNED . UNLIKE THE FIRST SEASON OF THE WHE LOT, WE ACTUALLY GET TO END ON SOME RELIEF FOR THE SERVICE WORKERS OF THE WORLD. FAB LOVO/HBO THE FIVE GUTS WE WANT TO SEE SEASON 3TANYA RETURNED FOR SEASON 2 OF THE WHE LOT. SO, STEAD OF PREDICTG WHO’S GOG TO DIE, WE’RE GOG TO PREDICT WHO’S GOG TO HAVE A NEW LIFE THE NEXT SEASON OF THE SHOW.1. DAPHNE: PLEASE, LORD, GIVE MORE MEGHANN FAHY. NOT ONLY DO SHE SERVE AN EMMY, HER STANDOUT PERFORMANCE ECHO THE REVELATN THAT WAS JENNIFER COOLIDGE SEASON 1. BRG HER BACK—MAYBE ON A SEXY PA WH HER SECRET GYM BOYIEND.2. BERT: F. MURRAY ABRAHAM GAVE ANOTHER GREAT PERFORMANCE THE WHE LOT SEASON 2. BRG BACK THE FARTG. BRG BACK THE WEIRD MENTS ABOUT WOMEN. THIS GUY WAS INIC.3. GREG: ONLY SO WE N SEE HIM DIE.4. ALBIE AND PORTIA: LET’S SEE THEM ON THEIR HONEYMOON! I WANT TO SEE THE LTLE WEIRDOS FLIRTG AT A SKI LODGE OR SOMETHG. WHAT’S TWTER GOG TO LOOK LIKE WHOUT THE DISURSE OVER PORTIA’S DOOF OUTFS?5. MIA AND LUCIA: I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. LUCIA SHOULD E HER NEW FORTUNE TO BUY A GETAWAY FOR HERSELF AND MIA. EVEN BETTER: MIA N GET THE WHE LOT IENDS AND FAY DISUNT OM VALENTA. FLETCHER PETERS

After she duc that he also may have stolen her phone, she sneaks away wh his to ll reveals that she saw Jack “fuckg his uncle, ” Quent (Tom Hollanr), and Portia tells her what she learned om Jack the night before—that Quent and the gays might be tryg to sm her. Though “the gays, they’re tryg to murr me” is stantly inic, I thought this one was equally hilar: “There aren’t enough people out there who are worried about old buildgs, ” Tanya shouts, so nervo, while Quent chatters on about how he needs money to pay for his the gays’ aths aren’t big enough. “You’re gay, right?

FROM THE 'EVIL QUEEN' TO THE 'SAD LBIAN,' 'WHE LOT' ED MANY GAY TROP. WHY DIDN'T RAISE ANY RED FLAGS FOR SOME FANS?

I’m a ltle b gay too, ” she says wh a sualns that shocks eply closeted Valenta. As we've gotten to know her, beme clear that she's gay, and was harborg a csh on one of her employe, Isabella.