The Real Reason Gay Men Don't Get Fat

Contents:

• WHY ARE GAY GUYS SO GOOD LOOKG?
• ALL STEREOTYP ARE TE, EXCEPT ... V: 'ALL EXTREMELY HANDSOME MEN ARE GAY'
• THE REAL REASON GAY MEN DON'T GET FAT
• SCIENTISTS MAY HAVE FALLY UNLOCKED PUZZLE OF WHY PEOPLE ARE GAY
• "ALL GOOD LOOKG MEN ARE GAY"

WHY ARE GAY GUYS SO GOOD LOOKG?

Out of the gay guys i know some are pretty, some are average and some are not good lookg at all, so i disagree wh your whole premise.

I've seen some gay people, and I n't say I agree wh this generalisatn, I've seen more ugly gay people than I have good lookg on. Im not gay and im much better lookg than gay dus, all the on nyc always skip leg day and jt do curls which is weird bee they dont even like girls.

In one experiment, women rate pictur of men as more attractive if they thought that the men were homosexual than if they thought that they were heterosexual, while men do not exhib the same tenncy judgg the attractivens of women. ) High-qualy gen of extremely handsome men will, therefore, be “wasted” if their rriers are exclively or predomantly homosexual. Consistent wh the evolutnary psychologil logic, turns out that extremely handsome men are not more likely to be gay.

ALL STEREOTYP ARE TE, EXCEPT ... V: 'ALL EXTREMELY HANDSOME MEN ARE GAY'

Compared to other men, extremely handsome men are often least homosexual, and homosexual men are least physilly attractive. While exclive homosexualy n never have any reproductive payoff, relative loss fns terms (what the enomists ll the opportuny sts) is ls if the men are expected to be ls succsful heterosexual reproductn. ) The evolutnary psychologil logic th suggts that taller women have relatively ls to lose, reproductively speakg, by beg exclively or predomantly homosexual.

THE REAL REASON GAY MEN DON'T GET FAT

Once aga, nsistent wh the evolutnary psychologil logic, turns out that shorter men are more likely to be homosexual than taller men, and homosexual men are shorter than heterosexual men. Siarly, taller women are more likely to be homosexual than shorter women, and homosexual women are taller than heterosexual women. Such is the power of the evolutnary psychologil imagatn: It n predict who’s more likely to be gay even the absence of a stereotype.

SCIENTISTS MAY HAVE FALLY UNLOCKED PUZZLE OF WHY PEOPLE ARE GAY

But a strong geic fluence on sexual orientatn is not nsistent wh the fdgs that those who are ls likely to be reproductively succsful (ugly men, short men, and tall women) are more likely to be homosexual, bee the gen for homosexualy n e to be associated wh gen for physil appearance or for height.

More rearch is necsary to explore the potential proximate mechanism by which the gen for male homosexualy have e to be associated wh gen for height and physil attractivens.

New York gay about town and Barneys creative director Simon Doonan jt sold a mancript for a diet book lled Gay Men Don't Get Fat.

"ALL GOOD LOOKG MEN ARE GAY"

The book is supposedly, "a stylishly slimmg disurse that prov gay men really ARE French women: prone to disda, favorg cheeky unrwear, nvced of their own artistic brilliance, and (of urse) lorie-obssed. Y, every gay—at least those of the stereotypil abdomal-obssed physique that populat Fire Island and Palm Sprgs—is brought about bee gay men are aaid that they will be alone for the rt of their liv. If a gay man is not "servg body" while petg to fd a trick or boyiend one of the more mcle-bound climat of gay culture, he will be sorely shut out.

That is why gay men don't get fat, bee if they don't have pecs, guns, and glut, they're gog home men, unlike their straight unterparts, don't have the luxury to stay "fightg shape" jt long enough to fd a partner before lettg their bodi fall to sh afterwords. I'm gog to let you on a ltle secret: There are untls mted gay upl out there who like to eher play on the si or ve gut stars to their beds. Y, gay men go to the gym to stay petive, but sce the man-eatg marathon don't end after marriage, they jt keep on petg and petg until ath do they funny thg about the gay petn is that, bee men (pecially of the gay variety) are so visually stimulated, the only piece on the chs board that matters is havg that tradnal lean body.