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DJ TANNER - SURPRISE YOU'RE GAY! | Текст песни
Some are born gay, some achieve gayns, and some have gayns thst upon them. Тексты песенDJ TannerSurprise You're Gay! Puttg on your Kiwi Strawberry chap stickIts not wrong, but sure as hell isnt rightWhen you are at a Sports bar sippg Diet SpreOrrg a salad wh the drsg on the silike this one big marchg para of priTo me thats GAY, spelled wh a Capal GWhen youre downloadg the new Kelly Clarkson CDIts so easy to see, you dont even need spectaclWhy we, secretly, thk you teabag tticlI thk you might be gay if you are than thats okEven your parents knows ep si ther a closet where you hiPlease exce me if I am beg a ltle bluntBut even your girliend knows that sh a ontAnd you ver up worse than a Republinor Anrson Cooper on C.
Not tryg to offend, rather tly be a iendYoure at the tanng salon almost every weekendand is jt a ltle hard for to prehendWhy you separately shampoo and ndnOur spicn is you want to ri the bone ponyBut first you want to taste Man BolognaThen go to Broadway, pick up a TonyThen maybe your balloon knot wouldnt be so lonelyNot that anythg would be wrong wh thatWhen youre clearly gay, but straight is how you actWed still be your iend, even if you dont like vagYoud prefer a meat whistle for your sty sheriffs badgeI thk you might be gay if you are than thats okEven your parents knows ep si ther a closet where you hiIts probably not a shock all your iends thk you like ckWe jt thought that you should know so you n fd a man to blow(Surprise) If you get your eyebrows waxed (Youre Gay) You mt want your fudge packed(Surprise) If you polos llars popped (Youre Gay) You mt want your rnhole rocked(Surprise) your new haircut suggts you crave wang(Youre Gay) any man wh bangs wants to get banged(Surprise) My iend you are flamg out of ntrol(Youre Gay) So please jt Stop, Drop and Roll.