A historic and landmark Supreme Court cisn was ma this morng regardg the legalizatn of same sex marriage across the untry. In se you haven't heard, same sex marriage is now legally regnized across the land! Rabow flags rejoice! Don't worry though, the Curse of the Dependapotam r not whether you are gay or straight. It starts
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TERMAL LANCE “THE CURSE OF THE DEPENDAPOTAM: GAY MARRIAGE”
I thk back to my time the Corps and I remember how credibly stupid was that was nsired illegal to be gay. Not only that, but there was no shortage of ignorant, sred men fendg this posn as if actually ma sense (I'm sure those long, angry, hateful Facebook posts cir * terminal lance gay *
I thk back to my time the Corps and I remember how credibly stupid was that was nsired illegal to be gay. The set up for this ic is actually a reference to a terrible homophobic joke I’ve seen many tim over the years along the l of…. Back when I enlisted was illegal to be gay.
The tent of this joke is obvly to disparage the ia of an all-gay Mare Corps, but the more you thk about , the more an all-gay Corps actually mak sense. Hear me out: if the ary is all about efficiency, an all-gay Mare Corps would be much closer to that utopian society visn than the former straight Corps.
THE MILARY IS ALREADY GAY – TERMAL LANCE
The Boot Band Rule is famo for allowg you to get away wh thgs you otherwise wouldn't. It's not gay if you have boot bands on. Well, okay, lets you get away wh gay stuff. Why though? Well, there a time every Mare's reer when he has to make a cisn about * terminal lance gay *
…So did disallowg people to serve on the basis of them beg gay. Of urse, we already know that the Mare Corps is actually the gayt thg a straight man n ever do… And now that I thk about , maybe there’s a rrelatn to this and the fact that Mar have historilly been known as one of the world’s most ele fightg forc… Perhaps a thought for another day.
It’s not gay if you have boot bands on. Well, okay, lets you get away wh gay stuff.
Let’s be real here, most of the thgs you do will be extremely gay. Don’t worry though, the Curse of the Dependapotam r not whether you are gay or straight.