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HARRY POTTER AND THE SECRET GAY LOVE STORY
He was gay! Sure, he was, but his g out was through Rowlg’s statement at Carnegie Hall that Dumbledore was “gay, actually” when asked by a fan if he had ever been love. Alb and Srpi’ relatnship seemed really, really gay.
He’s so horny, and, gosh, is enarg… Long gone are Harry Potter’s chaste kiss and forever lov, replaced wh Ellt tryg to hunt down books on how to eat out his elf maybe-girliend and stgglg agast homophobia our world.