Have you ever eaten Froot Loops and thought, "This cereal isn’t gay enough?" Do you seek a safe space to eat your Rice Krispi? Are you ncerned that your Corn Flak aren’t sufficiently woke? Well, now Kellogg’s has the solutn!
Contents:
- KELLOGG’S MAK GAY CEREAL FOR CHILDREN
- ‘START YOUR DAY WH MAXIMUM GAY:’ KELLOGG’S LNCH LGBT CEREAL
- GAY CEREAL: KELLOGG’S PROMOT HOMOSEXUALY TO KIDS
- CEREAL IS SO GAY
KELLOGG’S MAK GAY CEREAL FOR CHILDREN
Kellogg’s Mak Gay Cereal For Children. Turng childhood favore toys gay is all the rage, so why not make a gay cereal for children?
The answer is bee ’s gay cereal for children but this woke environment ’s never too early to doctrate kids the ways of sodomy and homosexualy. Kellogg’s has taken a learship roll this plan to swishify the natn’s children by releasg a gay-themed breakfast cereal.
In fact, they kd of look like Froot Loops, which is already a pretty gay cereal. Sunny the Rais Bran Sun sh his light on the st of now-gay Kellogg’s cereal masts:.
‘START YOUR DAY WH MAXIMUM GAY:’ KELLOGG’S LNCH LGBT CEREAL
Snap, Crackle, and Pop seem to be enjoyg a gay thropple kd of a thg. We’ve already touched on the herent gayns of Toun Sam and Froot Loops. The Frosted Mi-Wheat has a gay pri flag, which mak sense nsirg he go both ways.
GAY CEREAL: KELLOGG’S PROMOT HOMOSEXUALY TO KIDS
They certaly ptured the spir of homosexualy wh the box but the name sucks, which is maybe the pot. Not everythg has to be gay, woke, or socially nsc, fact most thgs shouldn’t be.
What exactly is the pot of makg a gay children’s cereal other than to force doctratn to the gay liftyle? Have you ever eaten Froot Loops and thought, "This cereal isn’t gay enough?
On Thursday, the gay se PkNews reported, “Kellogg’s is lnchg an LGBT-themed cereal so you n start your day wh maximum gay… If you’re a fan of breakfast and beg gay, we have grrrrreat news for you – Kellogg’s is lnchg an LGBT-themed cereal. Gay cereal?
CEREAL IS SO GAY
Kellogg’s cereal is now promotg homosexualy to kids. In partnership wh the Gay and Lbian Alliance Agast Defamatn (GLAAD), Kellogg’s created the “All Together Cereal.
For now, you n only fd the Gay Cereal onle. Some of the gay-targeted products clu beer, vodka, sho, watch, soap, LEGO characters, smetics, pillows, razors, Band-Aids, eyewear… basilly everythg on my Walmart shoppg list.