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Have you ever eaten Froot Loops and thought, "This cereal isn’t gay enough?" Do you seek a safe space to eat your Rice Krispi? Are you ncerned that your Corn Flak aren’t sufficiently woke? Well, now Kellogg’s has the solutn!

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KELLOGG’S MAK GAY CEREAL FOR CHILDREN

Kellogg’s Mak Gay Cereal For Children. Turng childhood favore toys gay is all the rage, so why not make a gay cereal for children?

‘START YOUR DAY WH MAXIMUM GAY:’ KELLOGG’S LNCH LGBT CEREAL

The answer is bee ’s gay cereal for children but this woke environment ’s never too early to doctrate kids the ways of sodomy and homosexualy.

Kellogg’s has taken a learship roll this plan to swishify the natn’s children by releasg a gay-themed breakfast cereal. In fact, they kd of look like Froot Loops, which is already a pretty gay cereal. Sunny the Rais Bran Sun sh his light on the st of now-gay Kellogg’s cereal masts:.

Snap, Crackle, and Pop seem to be enjoyg a gay thropple kd of a thg.

GAY CEREAL: KELLOGG’S PROMOT HOMOSEXUALY TO KIDS

We’ve already touched on the herent gayns of Toun Sam and Froot Loops. The Frosted Mi-Wheat has a gay pri flag, which mak sense nsirg he go both ways. They certaly ptured the spir of homosexualy wh the box but the name sucks, which is maybe the pot.

CEREAL IS SO GAY

Not everythg has to be gay, woke, or socially nsc, fact most thgs shouldn’t be.

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