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- JO THE BIG GAY EASTER EGG HUNT
- CONFIRMED: GAYS ARE LACG EASTER EGGS WH HOMOSEXUAL-INDUCG FOOD COLORGS
JO THE BIG GAY EASTER EGG HUNT
Then, later the afternoon, is yet another para, the Gay Easter Para, put on by the cy’s LGBT muny. Beg nowhere near as wild or extravagant as a Mardi Gras para, but rather fay-iendly, the Gay Easter Para tak a leisurely route through the French Quarter, passg every gay bar and many gay-owned rtrants and retail shops. DRUM ROLL PLEASE: gay easter egg hunt CLUES.
In January, race officials announced Caars Sportsbook took over as tle sponsor for the Crcent Cy Classic after a new sponsorship agreement wh Caars Entertament and a new partnership wh Gayle Benson’s management team. The para will be plete wh lorful floats, marchg bands, beads, Easter trkets, and plenty of eager Gay Easter Para also rolls through the French Quarter on Easter Sunday at 5:30 p. Easter weekend, fast beg known as the ‘heterosexual recment ftival’ the gay muny, has bee one of the most dangero holidays of the year for Christian men.
CONFIRMED: GAYS ARE LACG EASTER EGGS WH HOMOSEXUAL-INDUCG FOOD COLORGS
The CDC reports that for the past three Easters, an creased number of men have ntracted homosexualy after eatg ‘pastel lored Easter eggs’ secretly laced wh variants of the genr-splicg homosexual chemtrail ER1. Mol wh the gay muny nfirm that gays are g their advanced mastery of chemistry to mass-produce food lorg and vertly sell throughout the natn var food outlets. When anizatns and fai go to dip their food the lurid mixtur, ltle do they know they are settg up fathers natnwi to be preyed upon by gays wag to partake a new and bizarre pagan ceremony.
Wh athletic fay-lovg dads leavg themselv distracted and exposed grassy egg-ltered fields kissed by the first Sprg’s sun, relaxed-fix Oxford shirts and creased cho pants givg an air of nostalgic youth to their bodi, gay men nnot help but watch om afar and salivate as they wa for their refully planted chemtrail eggs to be found and nsumed, the homosexualy takg hold any straight mal who eat the flhy ntents unr the gay dyed shells. It is timated that 30 sends after an egg has been dipped to a dye ntag the new homosexual chemtrail reagent, all the egg unrneath is ‘fected wh homosexualy’ and will splice the Y-chromosome of any man who eats , stantly sertg s payload and g stant onset of homosexualy. The CDL of Texas is warng men attendg Easter Egg hunts to be on the ‘lookout’ of gays stalkg them, wag for them to crack to an egg they fd a fairgrounds or park area.
Edor’s note: Several unti Southern Geia have requted agents om the CDC to vis their medil clics early Monday morng after 19 men reported symptoms nsistent wh homosexualy: fondlg and gropg other men, severely accented speech and feelgs of absolute phoria.