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Gay marriage is fally legal! But straight people beware: you'll now have to worry about the 9 thgs.

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JILLIAN MICHAELS 'FREAKED OUT' WHEN HER DGHTER TOLD HER SHE 'THOUGHT GAY PEOPLE WERE GROSS'

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When a man wh HIV is fired by his law firm bee of his ndn, he hir a homophobic small time lawyer as the only willg advote for a wrongful dismissal su. The story of Harvey Milk, and his stggl as an Amerin gay activist who fought for gay rights and beme California's first openly gay elected official. To satisfy his naggg parents, a gay landlord and a female tenant agree to a marriage of nvenience, but his parents arrive to vis and thgs get out of hand.

4 OBNOX THGS ABOUT TERRY GROSS’ GAY MARRIAGE HILLARY INTERVIEW

A gay baret owner and his drag queen pann agree to put up a false straight ont so that their son n troduce them to his fiancée's right-wg moralistic parents. A police tective go unrver the unrground S&M gay subculture of New York Cy to tch a serial killer who is preyg on gay men. A pregnant New York Cy social worker begs to velop romantic feelgs for her gay bt iend, and cis she'd rather raise her child wh him, much to the dismay of her overbearg boyiend.

OKLAHOMA GOP SENATE NDIDATE RANTS AGAST “DISGTG” GAY MEN

A samplg of the current groupthk on the issue clus this Washgton Post story by Alexandra Petri headled “Hillary Clton’s strangely awkward Terry Gross terview on gay marriage. ”A vdictive procre where a man wearg a ndom a lement such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heatg b as a ndom lubrint (applied only to the exterr or the ndom) to give a sexual partner (ually a woman) a nasty, paful suprise.

” [I regnize that Urban Dictnary’s fns tend to be very hetero-oriented, but this is fely somethg that we had the gay pornography sectn of the vio store I worked at. ”] [One more fun fact: We got ee rentals and my boss hontly thought I would take the entire box of new gay releas home on the day he brought and tt all vios for “qualy ntrol” purpos. ” [Aga, this uld be done by partners of any genr batn, but apparently Urban Dictnary has not yet heard of strap-ons; As a gay man, I also thk (and this is jt my opn) that this is somethg gay upl are more likely to do than straight upl bee dus are gross and also sometim we do hilar sh bed.

9 GROSS WAYS GAY MARRIAGE WILL IMPACT YOUR STRAIGHT MARRIAGE

The weird thg is that once those of who were raised to thk that beg gay is abnormal actually see gay relatnships and get acctomed to them, they don’t seem that strange to . Jarr Jackson, a Christian natnalist nng for a seat the Oklahoma State Senate, is llg for God to “burn the whole place down” bee of Gay Pri Month. People who argued agast gay marriage have always fought bee they were worried about the effect would have on "tradnal marriage.

Which is weird, bee I would've thought that the enomy was more important to holdg this untry together, but I gus that's why I'm not a tradnal marriage is so important to this untry's, and even our society's future, I've done the rearch to see what effect legal gay marriage will have. " I mean, there jt won't be any I get ved to a straight weddg and a gay weddg on the same day, I'm gog to the gay weddg. People will fally have to expla to their kids what gay people of the weirst exc people agast gay marriage ed was, "Well, how am I gog to expla that to my kids?

"I've never been on board wh the whole "Brizilla" phenomena; always me across as obnox and thg that's great about gay weddgs is that there will eher be two bris or no bri. People agast gay marriage believe (not surprisgly) that marriage domtit people, and mak men and women more likely to behave the "genr appropriate way.

I THK GAYS ARE DISGTG, BUT STILL TREAT THEM AS NORMAL PEOPLE. AM I A BAD PERSON?

When straight people see gay marriag workg, and realize, "Ohhhhh, I n still be who I want to be, " the whole "domtited" style of person will go away.

People who want to marry their dogs (or anythg else along those le — tre, ts, their microwave) probably aren't ncerned about gay marriage. It's jt somethg that volv a different group of your marriage or relatnship chang bee of gay marriage, well, you jt had a bad relatnship.

EQUAL RIGHT TO KISS? WHY YOU MAY BE DISGTED BY GAY BEHAVR WHOUT KNOWG IT

In other words, not at you're one of those dummi who pledged to get divorced if gay marriage is legalized, then you have to get divorced. Dislikg LGBTQ+ people or not wantg to date any Black person don’t necsarily make you a bad person, but they do make you a racist and a homophobe. Oh, and if you don’t hire someone simply bee they are gay, then you aren’t treatg them like everyone else, and that would be discrimatory and bad.

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Jillian Michaels: My Dghter 'Thought Gay People Were Gross' .

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