Ron DeSantis' very gay ad: Who ma this steamg pile? - Florida Phoenix

Contents:

• RON DESANTIS’ VERY GAY AD: WHO MA THIS STEAMG PILE?
• FORD’S ‘VERY GAY RAPTOR’ SET TO REFE ‘TOUGH’ AT GOODWOOD
• JAGUARS ASSOCIATE STRENGTH ACH KEV MAXEN OUT AS GAY A FIRST FOR US-BASED PRO LEAGU
• 13 VERY GAY AND VERY GOOD BOOKS YOU SHOULD READ THIS PRI MONTH
• ELIJAH WOOD A-OK WH BEG VERY, VERY GAY
• VERY GAY
• WHY WE HAD A VERY, VERY GAY WEDDG (NOT “JT A WEDDG”)
• I'M VERY, VERY GAY.

RON DESANTIS’ VERY GAY AD: WHO MA THIS STEAMG PILE?

‘Very gay’. The vio’s a ham-fisted hunk of homoeroti pretendg to be an dictment of the alleged LGBTQ menace which Ron DeSantis will shoot ad wh his own personal lightng. ” His hband Chasten Buttigieg was ls circumspect, tweetg that the vio “is very gay.

Now, you won’t be surprised to hear that everybody, his gay brother and his gay brother’s gay dog has attacked this epilly silly, yet hateful, vio. The Log Cab Republins are horrified; Richard Grenell, a former Tmp bet member and proment gay rightwger who has exprsed approval of DeSantis’ “Don’t Say Gay” law, lls “unniably homophobic. The splendidly named Gays Agast Groomg (they go by GAG — sert your own joke here), a group of folks who don’t like beg lled part of the LGBTQ muny, don’t believe genr dysphoria, and claim to be “protectg children, ” have been plunged to turmoil wh board member David Leatherwood rigng over the group founr’s ti to Florida’s ernor.

So, no gay vot for DeSantis then. DeSantis’ attack ferret Christa Phaw tweeted: “Opposg the feral regnn of ‘Pri Month’ isn’t ‘homophobic. “Very Gay Raptor”’ (VGR) and Next-Gen Ranger Raptor to appear at the Goodwood Ftival of Speed, reaffirmg Ford’s long-term mment to LGBTQ+ allyship.

FORD’S ‘VERY GAY RAPTOR’ SET TO REFE ‘TOUGH’ AT GOODWOOD

GOODWOOD, UK, June 21, 2022 – Ford will ntue monstratg s allyship wh the LGBTQ+ muny at the Goodwood Ftival of Speed this week, brgg “Very Gay Raptor” and the Next-Gen Ranger Raptor along for the ri. The appearance of “Very Gay Raptor” at the event near Chichter, UK, will be ed to further iate important discsns and aimed at drivg out discrimatn the tomotive dtry, and beyond. As part of this, Ford will be prentg live ssns of s new “Tough Talks” seri at Goodwood om the tck bed of “Very Gay Raptor”, hosted by Welsh gby legend Gareth Thomas, the first openly-gay gby unn player.

Created 2021, “Very Gay Raptor” was born rponse to a negative ment on social media, wh Ford renrg s most badass nameplate sparklg gold adorned wh rabow graphics. In a vio teasg the appearance of “Very Gay Raptor” and Next-Gen Ranger Raptor at the event, both vehicl speed through off-road trails vered mud – at tim takg different paths, facg off, yet displayg their equally imprsive and tough abili, regardls of their differg inti.

The Next-Gen Ranger Raptor, appearg for the first time as “Very Gay Raptor”, will make s European dynamic but at Goodwood, tacklg the challengg off-road track between ns up the famo hill, powered by a tw-turbo 3. 0-lre EBoost V6 homologated CO2 emissns 315 g/km and homologated fuel efficiency om 13. -based profsnal league to e out as gay.

JAGUARS ASSOCIATE STRENGTH ACH KEV MAXEN OUT AS GAY A FIRST FOR US-BASED PRO LEAGU

Michael Sam beme the first openly gay player to be drafted when the then-St. Unlike most avowedly straight actors who have been mored to be gay, former Hobbs Elijah Wood don't eak the hell out and ll his lawyers.

Instead, he throws back his head and lghs and lghs:“There’s one that’s lled elijahwoodisveryverygay, which is actually a personal favore of me, ’s absolutely hilar, ” Wood said, reports World Entertament News Network. “It’s this kd of joke Web se that matas that they have proof that I am very, very gay var photographs — photographic evince (of me) holdg hands wh a male.

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13 VERY GAY AND VERY GOOD BOOKS YOU SHOULD READ THIS PRI MONTH

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ELIJAH WOOD A-OK WH BEG VERY, VERY GAY

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WHY WE HAD A VERY, VERY GAY WEDDG (NOT “JT A WEDDG”)

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I'M VERY, VERY GAY.