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Contents:

• GAY BEET SALAD
• GAY SALAD TOSS
• THE 'GAY DIET'
• WHAT’S SO GAY ABOUT SALAD?
• ONE OF ROXANE GAY’S GO-TO RECIP

GAY BEET SALAD

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GAY SALAD TOSS

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THE 'GAY DIET'

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WHAT’S SO GAY ABOUT SALAD?

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ONE OF ROXANE GAY’S GO-TO RECIP

) sard were cut to narrow, perfectly rectangular strips (so gay) and arranged to an abstract basket-weavg pattern (Liberace gay)...

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