‘Barbie’: Ken Has Never Been Barbie’s Boyiend. He’s Her Gay BFF.

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Remember when Mattel accintally ma a super gay Ken doll? We do. And queer people ma him the bt sellg Ken doll, ever.

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NOLTE: WOKE LEFTISTS CELEBRATE HOW ‘GLORLY GAY’ THE ‘BARBIE’ MOVIE IS

If you love Barbie, the Barbie movie is mockg you. | Entertament The trailer and artwork for the upg Barbie movie sure have the woke left exced over how “glorly gay” the movie is. * very gay barbie *

The trailer and artwork for the upg Barbie movie sure have the woke left exced over how “glorly gay” the movie is. “Greta Gerwig’s ‘Barbie’ looks glorly gay”. “Here’s the Gay Orig Story of Michael Cera’s ‘Barbie’ Character”.

KEN HAS ALWAYS BEEN BARBIE’S GAY BT FRIEND—NOT HER BOYIEND

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The trailer is licly mpy and has immense gay energy, but we don’t know to what extent we’ll get to see the “buddy” relatnship between Alan and Ken the movie. “This ‘Barbie’ poster trend jt took over Gay Twter™ and now the dolls are thirstier than ever”. “Gays go wild as official Barbie trailer unveils st of LGBTQ+ fav”.

WATCH: RYAN GOSLG AND SIMU LIU’S KEN DOLLS “BEACH” EACH OTHER OFF THE VERY GAY ‘BARBIE’ TRAILER

“WATCH: Ryan Goslg and Simu Liu’s Ken dolls “beach” each other off the very gay ‘Barbie’ trailer”. The trailer is obvly load wh this gay stuff, pecially that oh-so-clever “beach you off” moment… To which I n only say, yuck. Introducg cross-drsers and blatant homosexualy is jt icg on the woke ke.

He’s Barbie’s gay bt iend.

PEOPLE ARE NVCED BARBIE IS GAY AFTER CLIP IS RELEASED OM UPG MOVIE

The film won’t say , but a post-creds punchle about Ken’s handwrg, plete wh hearts and stars surroundg his name, tells what we need to heavily implied nature of Ken’s gayns Toy Story 3 harkens back to Hollywood’s tradnal gay bt iend-type characters. In the Hays Co era, explic referenc to homosexualy weren’t allowed, so characters like Van Buren (Frankl Pangborn) 1937’s Easy Livg, Kip (David Wayne) 1949’s Adam’s Rib, or Addison (Gee Sanrs) 1950’s All About Eve stead were imbued wh effemate characteristics, offerg a glimpse outsi of heteronormativy whout explicly beg of the characters were the same—some were tty, others sweet.

BARBIE MOVI RANKED ACRDG TO HOW GAY THEY MA ME

But each of the gay bt iends was trsilly fed by their relatnships wh their straight iends. Des later, 2010, the gay bt iend was all the rage; Teen Vogue even went so far as to proclaim the GBF as the summer’s mt-have accsory.

*BEAR-MAGAZINE.COM* VERY GAY BARBIE

Barbie Movi Ranked Acrdg to How Gay They Ma Me.

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