Why Do Gay Men Walk So Fast? | GQ

Contents:

• 10 REASONS GAYS CHASE STRAIGHTS
• ARTISAN OWL I'M SO GAY I CAN'T EVEN DRIVE STRAIGHT - FLEXIBLE CAR AUTO BUMPER MAG - HILAR!
• “HELP ME CHANGE FROM GAY TO STRAIGHT”
• TOO STRAIGHT TO BE GAY, TOO GAY TO BE STRAIGHT
• I TRIED TO NVERT MYSELF OM GAY TO STRAIGHT. IT DON’T WORK
• PRT FOR THOUGHT I'M SO GAY I CAN'T EVEN DRIVE STRAIGHT
• STRAIGHTTOBEGAY
• WHY DO GAY MEN WALK SO FAST?

10 REASONS GAYS CHASE STRAIGHTS

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ARTISAN OWL I'M SO GAY I CAN'T EVEN DRIVE STRAIGHT - FLEXIBLE CAR AUTO BUMPER MAG - HILAR!

Is there such a thg as a "Can't-drive gay"? I'm 19 years old, I'm gay and I never learned to drive.

“HELP ME CHANGE FROM GAY TO STRAIGHT”

I was recently havg a nversatn wh a iend where he jokgly referred to me as "One of those n't-drive gays".

TOO STRAIGHT TO BE GAY, TOO GAY TO BE STRAIGHT

What leads lbian and gay grown-ups to abandon reason and pursue the sexually unobtaable?

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I TRIED TO NVERT MYSELF OM GAY TO STRAIGHT. IT DON’T WORK

2 EVERYONE CAN BE HAD Straight people are jt like Tootsie Pops, and 's jt a matter of time before you get to their chewy gay center. Some gay people take the slow, wear-down-the-straight-object-of-your-affectn approach: flirtg, teasg, touchg, and telephong until--they hope--the other person giv . The myth of the "do-able" hetero--or s tw fable, the ep closet se jt wag for the right same-sex key to unlock them--is everywhere gay culture.

PRT FOR THOUGHT I'M SO GAY I CAN'T EVEN DRIVE STRAIGHT

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STRAIGHTTOBEGAY

For most buddg gay and lbian kids beg aware of their sexualy, 's the straight schoolmat who surround them.

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WHY DO GAY MEN WALK SO FAST?

As for the fags and dyk, well, they're gay-actg: swishy men and gals wh power tools--people who jt aren't livg up to their sex.