Sparky is taken by Big Gay Al.
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SOUTH PARK IS GAY
All the straight men are actg gayer than him. But their plan is thwarted when they learn that the Queer Eye guys aren't really gay...
Stunned, the work's print vows to end the gay fad and, s place, revive the Lat fad. "Du, I n't wa for Wendy to see how gay I look!
"When the chicks at school see how gay we are, they're gonna be all over !