"Well, I was on my way to this gay Gypsy bar mzvah for the disabled when I sudnly thought, 'Gosh, the Third Reich's a b bbish. I thk I'll kill the Fuehrer.'" River Song
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- "DOCTOR WHO" REP: JT YOUR AVERAGE GAY GYPSY BAR MZVAH FOR THE {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}TVBY HEATHER HOGANAUGT 28, 2011/4:03 PMBY HEATHER HOGANAUGT 28, 2011 / 4:03 PM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"\"DOCTOR WHO\" REP: JT YOUR AVERAGE GAY GYPSY BAR MZVAH FOR THE DISABLED","DATEPUBLISHED":"2011-08-28T20:03:27.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2011-08-28T20:03:27.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"HEATHER HOGAN","KEYWORDS":"THE BACKLOT","ARTICLESECTN":"TV"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WHEN AFTERELTON EDOR MICHAEL JENSEN ASKED ME IF I WAS TERTED REPPG THE TUMN SI OF THIS SEASON’S DOCTOR WHO, I WAS LIKE, "UM, DO A T HAVE CLIMBG GEAR?" I MEAN, ’S ONLY MY FAVORE SHOW ALL THE UNIVERS ON EVERY PLANE OF THE SPACE-TIME NTUUM. BUT AFTER "LET’S KILL HLER" I REALIZED I MIGHT NOT BE EQUAL TO THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FOR ONE THG, I OFTEN NEED TO BE BORNE AWAY TO MY FATG UCH WHEN RIVER SONG APPEARS ON MY TV. AND FOR ANOTHER, STEVEN MOFFAT IS FIRG ON EVERY MADP CYLR THE TAWDRY QUIRK SHOP THIS SEASON — WHICH IS, OF URSE, A PLEASURE TO WATCH, BUT A BEAR TO TIE DOWN ON A {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IN FACT, I’M NOT SURE DOCTOR WHO REALLY LENDS SELF TO THE BLOW-BY-BLOW REPPG STYLE OF THE DAY, SO LET’S TRY THIS — ONE WHOVIAN TO ANOTHER — AND IF YOU HATE , WE’LL WORK SOME TIMEY-WIMEY MAGIC ON NEXT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"YOU'VE GOT A TIME MACHE AND I'VE GOT A GUN. WHAT THE HELL? LET'S KILL HLER!"{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}I’M NOT SURE HOW YOU SPENT YOUR SUMMER, BUT I SPENT MY SUMMER WATCHG THE LAST FIVE MUT OF "A GOOD MAN GO TO WAR" OVER AND OVER AND OVER UNTIL EVEN MY DVR BEGAN TO SILENTLY JUDGE ME. I ALSO SPENT A LOT OF TIME WONRG IF MOFFAT HAD BURIED HIMSELF UNR SO MANY QUTNS THAT HE WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO DIG HIS WAY OUT. AND, OF URSE, THERE WAS ALL THAT HULLABALOO SURROUNDG THE IMPENDG HLER-THEMED EPISO: IF ’S TOO DARK, YOU’VE SHUFFLED YOURSELF TO TORCHWOOD TERRORY. IF ’S TOO FLUFFY, YOU TRIVIALIZE THE ATROCI OF A {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BUT LEAVE TO THE MOFF TO POKE AT THE FANDOM FLAME FOR THREE SOLID MONTHS WHILE RTG FORTABLY THE KNOWLEDGE THAT HLER WAS ONLY LENDG HIS NAME TO THE EPISO FOR THE PURPOSE OF GOODW’S LAW, AND HIS FACE TO THE EPISO SO RORY ULD PUNCH {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AFTER LS THAN A FULL MUTE OF SCREEN TIME, HLER WAS TUCKED AWAY A {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"YOU NAMED YOUR DGHTER AFTER … YOUR DGHTER."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SO, RIVER SONG IS MELODY POND. THAT WAS QUE A MDAK OF A REVELATN BY SELF. BUT NOW WE KNOW THAT MELODY POND IS ALSO MELS, RORY AND AMY’S BT IEND OM CHILDHOOD. MELS’ FLASHBACKS ARE ACTUALLY BETTER THE SEND TIME THROUGH, ONCE YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS. SHE’S NOT JT BEG CHEEKY WHEN SHE SAYS ALL OF HISTORY’S DARK DAYS HAPPENED BEE AMELIA POND’S DOCTOR DIDN’T STOP THEM; SHE REALLY MEANS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SHE’S BEEN PROGRAMMED TO KILL THE DOCTOR, AND SO OF URSE THE TANIC SANK BEE HE DIDN’T TERVENE. (AND DOUBLE OF URSE: RIVER SONG BEGAN LEARNG HOW TO BREAK OUT OF PRISON PRIMARY SCHOOL.){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MELS LIVERED A FEW ZGERS — "I'M A PSYCHOPATH. I'M NOT ." — BUT ALEX KGSTON IS RIVER SONG, AND THIS ONE BELONGED TO HER AND MATT SMH. WHEN I SEE PEOPLE PLAG ABOUT RIVER, I UALLY HEAR THEM SAYG THGS LIKE, "I DON’T WANT THIS TO TURN TO THE RIVER SONG SHOW!" WHICH IS A VALID WORRY, I SUPPOSE, BEE KGSTON ALWAYS OWNS THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT’S HER LIVERY, SURE — "I WAS ON MY WAY TO THIS GAY GYPSY BAR MZVAH FOR THE DISABLED WHEN I SUDNLY THOUGHT, 'GOSH, THE THIRD REICH'S A B BBISH, I THK I'LL KILL THE FUHRER.'" — BUT ’S ALSO HER WILLGNS TO JT HAB RIVER SONG NO MATTER HER AGE OR HER MOMENT TIME. WHEN KGSTON’S MELS ASKS, "WHO IS RIVER SONG?" IS SHOCKGLY EASY TO BELIEVE SHE DON’T KNOW. HER SAVAGE NOCENCE THE BEGNG IS JT AS REAL AS HER RELUCTANT HEROISM THE END. I PARTICULARLY LOVED HER OBSSN WH HER NEW HAIR AND HER NEW BODY. ("I MIGHT TAKE THE AGE DOWN A LTLE, JT GRADUALLY, JT TO EAK PEOPLE OUT."){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WE GOT OTHER ANSWERS, TOO: WE KNOW NOW THAT THE SILENCE ARE A RELIG ANIZATN, AND NOT JT A KNOCK OFF OF THE GENTLEMEN. WE KNOW WHERE RIVER GOT HER TARDIS DIARY, AND WHY SHE BEGAN STUDYG ARCHAEOLOGY. WE KNOW THAT AMY AND RORY HAVE BEEN BT IENDS SCE CHILDHOOD, BUT THAT AMY NEVER PURSUED ANYTHG WH HIM WHEN THEY WERE TEENAGERS BEE SHE THOUGHT HE WAS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AMY: OF URSE YOU ARE [GAY]. DON'T BE STUPID. IN THE WHOLE TIME I'VE KNOWN YOU, WHEN HAVE YOU SHOWN THE SLIGHTT TERT A {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MELS: PENNY THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AMY: I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR WHAT? TEN YEARS. I'VE SEEN YOU PRACTILLY EVERY DAY. NAME ONE GIRL YOU'VE PAID THE SLIGHTT B OF ATTENTN TO. [RORY NS OUT OF THE ROOM.] OH, MY GOD! RORY!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MELS: AND THE PENNY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BUT WOULDN’T BE MOFFY WHOUT A HALF-DOZEN MORE QUTNS: WHAT DID THE DYG DOCTOR WHISPER RIVER’S EAR? WAS HIS NAME? IS THAT HOW SHE KNOWS THE LIBRARY? WE KNOW WHO RIVER IS TO AMY AND RORY NOW — AND THEY BOTH TOOK THE NEWS THAT THEY RAISED HER WHOUT KNOWG THEY WERE RAISG HER SURPRISGLY WELL — BUT IS SHE REALLY THE DOCTOR’S FUTURE WIFE? AND WHY AND HOW DO SHE KILL HIM? AND WHAT IS THE AMY OF THE QUTN?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"STLAND'S NEVER NQUERED ANYONE, YOU KNOW. NOT EVEN A SHETLAND. RIVER NEEDS ME. SHE'S ONLY JT BEGNG. I N'T DIE NOW."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THERE WERE ENOUGH NOSTALGIC LLBACKS THIS EPISO TO TURN EVEN THE HARST HEART MOMENTARILY SENTIMENTAL. LTLE AMELIA POND, BOTH FLASHBACKS AND AS THE TARDIS’ VOICE TERFACE. AND, OF URSE, ROSE AND MARTHA AND DONNA, ALL OF WHOM MA THE DOCTOR WRHE AROUND ON THE FLOOR GUILT. WHEN ROSE FIRST APPEARED AS THE VOICE TERFACE, I THOUGHT REALLY WAS HER. I WAS LIKE, "HOW THE WORLD DID THEY KEEP BILLIE PIPER’S GUT APPEARANCE A SECRET?!" IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE FANGASM OF THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AND I’M NOT SURE WAS ON PURPOSE, BUT RIVER AND HER BANANA — A BRILLIANTLY FILMED SEQUENCE, BY THE WAY — REMD ME OF NE AND CAPTA JACK {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"AT LEAST I'M NOT A TIME-TRAVELG, SHAPE-SHIFTG ROBOT OPERATED BY TY ANGRY PEOPLE, WHICH I'VE GOT TO ADM, I DIDN'T SEE G."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}RIGHT. THERE WAS ACTUALLY ANOTHER SUBPLOT TO THIS EPISO: THE TIME-TRAVELG JTICE LEAGUE ROAMG AROUND MEET DAVE-STYLE SI A {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE NCEPT IS A B SISTER: THEY TRAVEL THROUGH TIME TO FD THE SCUM OF HISTORY RIGHT BEFORE THEIR ATHS, AND THEY SUCK THEM UP TO THE TIME MACHE TO LET THE SHIP’S "ANTIBODI" TORTURE THEM. THE ANTIBODI ARE HILARLY POLE AS FAR AS MENACG SPACE JELLYFISH GO: "WELE. YOU WILL EXPERIENCE A TGLG SENSATN AND THEN ATH. REMA LM WHILE YOUR LIFE IS EXTRACTED."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}I WOULDN’T MD SEEG THE TSELECTOR CREW AGA. THEY’RE AN TERTG FOIL TO THE DOCTOR’S BRAND OF TIME {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"CAN YOU RI A MOTORBIKE?" "I EXPECT SO. IT'S THAT SORT OF DAY."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IF YOU HAD TOLD ME ALL THE WAY BACK AT "THE ELEVENTH HOUR" THAT RORY WOULD END UP BEG THE SAVG GRACE TO AMY POND’S PANNSHIP, I WOULD HAVE LGHED YOUR FACE. BUT HE JT KEEPS GETTG BETTER AND BETTER, DON’T HE? PUNCHG HLER THE FACE, LOCKG HIM THE CUPBOARD, HOPPG ON A MOTORBIKE 1930S BERL TO TRACK DOWN HIS CHILDHOOD BT IEND/GROWN-UP DGHTER. I LIKE HIS ACKNOWLEDGMENT THIS EPISO THAT HE IS OFTEN A BUMBLG SIKICK OF A SIKICK, BUT THERE ARE DAYS WHEN HE IS MARVELO. THIS WAS ONE OF {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WHAT DID YOU THK OF "LET’S KILL HLER?" WHAT WERE YOU FAVORE L, YOUR MOR QUIBBL, AND HOW ABOUT MATT SMH HIS TUX?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
- WELL I WAS ON MY WAY TO THIS GAY GYPSY BAR MZVAH FOR THE DISABLED CROSSWORD CLUE
"DOCTOR WHO" REP: JT YOUR AVERAGE GAY GYPSY BAR MZVAH FOR THE {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}TVBY HEATHER HOGANAUGT 28, 2011/4:03 PMBY HEATHER HOGANAUGT 28, 2011 / 4:03 PM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"\"DOCTOR WHO\" REP: JT YOUR AVERAGE GAY GYPSY BAR MZVAH FOR THE DISABLED","DATEPUBLISHED":"2011-08-28T20:03:27.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2011-08-28T20:03:27.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"HEATHER HOGAN","KEYWORDS":"THE BACKLOT","ARTICLESECTN":"TV"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WHEN AFTERELTON EDOR MICHAEL JENSEN ASKED ME IF I WAS TERTED REPPG THE TUMN SI OF THIS SEASON’S DOCTOR WHO, I WAS LIKE, "UM, DO A T HAVE CLIMBG GEAR?" I MEAN, ’S ONLY MY FAVORE SHOW ALL THE UNIVERS ON EVERY PLANE OF THE SPACE-TIME NTUUM. BUT AFTER "LET’S KILL HLER" I REALIZED I MIGHT NOT BE EQUAL TO THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FOR ONE THG, I OFTEN NEED TO BE BORNE AWAY TO MY FATG UCH WHEN RIVER SONG APPEARS ON MY TV. AND FOR ANOTHER, STEVEN MOFFAT IS FIRG ON EVERY MADP CYLR THE TAWDRY QUIRK SHOP THIS SEASON — WHICH IS, OF URSE, A PLEASURE TO WATCH, BUT A BEAR TO TIE DOWN ON A {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IN FACT, I’M NOT SURE DOCTOR WHO REALLY LENDS SELF TO THE BLOW-BY-BLOW REPPG STYLE OF THE DAY, SO LET’S TRY THIS — ONE WHOVIAN TO ANOTHER — AND IF YOU HATE , WE’LL WORK SOME TIMEY-WIMEY MAGIC ON NEXT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"YOU'VE GOT A TIME MACHE AND I'VE GOT A GUN. WHAT THE HELL? LET'S KILL HLER!"{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}I’M NOT SURE HOW YOU SPENT YOUR SUMMER, BUT I SPENT MY SUMMER WATCHG THE LAST FIVE MUT OF "A GOOD MAN GO TO WAR" OVER AND OVER AND OVER UNTIL EVEN MY DVR BEGAN TO SILENTLY JUDGE ME. I ALSO SPENT A LOT OF TIME WONRG IF MOFFAT HAD BURIED HIMSELF UNR SO MANY QUTNS THAT HE WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO DIG HIS WAY OUT. AND, OF URSE, THERE WAS ALL THAT HULLABALOO SURROUNDG THE IMPENDG HLER-THEMED EPISO: IF ’S TOO DARK, YOU’VE SHUFFLED YOURSELF TO TORCHWOOD TERRORY. IF ’S TOO FLUFFY, YOU TRIVIALIZE THE ATROCI OF A {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BUT LEAVE TO THE MOFF TO POKE AT THE FANDOM FLAME FOR THREE SOLID MONTHS WHILE RTG FORTABLY THE KNOWLEDGE THAT HLER WAS ONLY LENDG HIS NAME TO THE EPISO FOR THE PURPOSE OF GOODW’S LAW, AND HIS FACE TO THE EPISO SO RORY ULD PUNCH {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AFTER LS THAN A FULL MUTE OF SCREEN TIME, HLER WAS TUCKED AWAY A {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"YOU NAMED YOUR DGHTER AFTER … YOUR DGHTER."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SO, RIVER SONG IS MELODY POND. THAT WAS QUE A MDAK OF A REVELATN BY SELF. BUT NOW WE KNOW THAT MELODY POND IS ALSO MELS, RORY AND AMY’S BT IEND OM CHILDHOOD. MELS’ FLASHBACKS ARE ACTUALLY BETTER THE SEND TIME THROUGH, ONCE YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS. SHE’S NOT JT BEG CHEEKY WHEN SHE SAYS ALL OF HISTORY’S DARK DAYS HAPPENED BEE AMELIA POND’S DOCTOR DIDN’T STOP THEM; SHE REALLY MEANS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SHE’S BEEN PROGRAMMED TO KILL THE DOCTOR, AND SO OF URSE THE TANIC SANK BEE HE DIDN’T TERVENE. (AND DOUBLE OF URSE: RIVER SONG BEGAN LEARNG HOW TO BREAK OUT OF PRISON PRIMARY SCHOOL.){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MELS LIVERED A FEW ZGERS — "I'M A PSYCHOPATH. I'M NOT ." — BUT ALEX KGSTON IS RIVER SONG, AND THIS ONE BELONGED TO HER AND MATT SMH. WHEN I SEE PEOPLE PLAG ABOUT RIVER, I UALLY HEAR THEM SAYG THGS LIKE, "I DON’T WANT THIS TO TURN TO THE RIVER SONG SHOW!" WHICH IS A VALID WORRY, I SUPPOSE, BEE KGSTON ALWAYS OWNS THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT’S HER LIVERY, SURE — "I WAS ON MY WAY TO THIS GAY GYPSY BAR MZVAH FOR THE DISABLED WHEN I SUDNLY THOUGHT, 'GOSH, THE THIRD REICH'S A B BBISH, I THK I'LL KILL THE FUHRER.'" — BUT ’S ALSO HER WILLGNS TO JT HAB RIVER SONG NO MATTER HER AGE OR HER MOMENT TIME. WHEN KGSTON’S MELS ASKS, "WHO IS RIVER SONG?" IS SHOCKGLY EASY TO BELIEVE SHE DON’T KNOW. HER SAVAGE NOCENCE THE BEGNG IS JT AS REAL AS HER RELUCTANT HEROISM THE END. I PARTICULARLY LOVED HER OBSSN WH HER NEW HAIR AND HER NEW BODY. ("I MIGHT TAKE THE AGE DOWN A LTLE, JT GRADUALLY, JT TO EAK PEOPLE OUT."){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WE GOT OTHER ANSWERS, TOO: WE KNOW NOW THAT THE SILENCE ARE A RELIG ANIZATN, AND NOT JT A KNOCK OFF OF THE GENTLEMEN. WE KNOW WHERE RIVER GOT HER TARDIS DIARY, AND WHY SHE BEGAN STUDYG ARCHAEOLOGY. WE KNOW THAT AMY AND RORY HAVE BEEN BT IENDS SCE CHILDHOOD, BUT THAT AMY NEVER PURSUED ANYTHG WH HIM WHEN THEY WERE TEENAGERS BEE SHE THOUGHT HE WAS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AMY: OF URSE YOU ARE [GAY]. DON'T BE STUPID. IN THE WHOLE TIME I'VE KNOWN YOU, WHEN HAVE YOU SHOWN THE SLIGHTT TERT A {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MELS: PENNY THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AMY: I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR WHAT? TEN YEARS. I'VE SEEN YOU PRACTILLY EVERY DAY. NAME ONE GIRL YOU'VE PAID THE SLIGHTT B OF ATTENTN TO. [RORY NS OUT OF THE ROOM.] OH, MY GOD! RORY!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MELS: AND THE PENNY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BUT WOULDN’T BE MOFFY WHOUT A HALF-DOZEN MORE QUTNS: WHAT DID THE DYG DOCTOR WHISPER RIVER’S EAR? WAS HIS NAME? IS THAT HOW SHE KNOWS THE LIBRARY? WE KNOW WHO RIVER IS TO AMY AND RORY NOW — AND THEY BOTH TOOK THE NEWS THAT THEY RAISED HER WHOUT KNOWG THEY WERE RAISG HER SURPRISGLY WELL — BUT IS SHE REALLY THE DOCTOR’S FUTURE WIFE? AND WHY AND HOW DO SHE KILL HIM? AND WHAT IS THE AMY OF THE QUTN?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"STLAND'S NEVER NQUERED ANYONE, YOU KNOW. NOT EVEN A SHETLAND. RIVER NEEDS ME. SHE'S ONLY JT BEGNG. I N'T DIE NOW."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THERE WERE ENOUGH NOSTALGIC LLBACKS THIS EPISO TO TURN EVEN THE HARST HEART MOMENTARILY SENTIMENTAL. LTLE AMELIA POND, BOTH FLASHBACKS AND AS THE TARDIS’ VOICE TERFACE. AND, OF URSE, ROSE AND MARTHA AND DONNA, ALL OF WHOM MA THE DOCTOR WRHE AROUND ON THE FLOOR GUILT. WHEN ROSE FIRST APPEARED AS THE VOICE TERFACE, I THOUGHT REALLY WAS HER. I WAS LIKE, "HOW THE WORLD DID THEY KEEP BILLIE PIPER’S GUT APPEARANCE A SECRET?!" IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE FANGASM OF THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AND I’M NOT SURE WAS ON PURPOSE, BUT RIVER AND HER BANANA — A BRILLIANTLY FILMED SEQUENCE, BY THE WAY — REMD ME OF NE AND CAPTA JACK {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"AT LEAST I'M NOT A TIME-TRAVELG, SHAPE-SHIFTG ROBOT OPERATED BY TY ANGRY PEOPLE, WHICH I'VE GOT TO ADM, I DIDN'T SEE G."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}RIGHT. THERE WAS ACTUALLY ANOTHER SUBPLOT TO THIS EPISO: THE TIME-TRAVELG JTICE LEAGUE ROAMG AROUND MEET DAVE-STYLE SI A {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE NCEPT IS A B SISTER: THEY TRAVEL THROUGH TIME TO FD THE SCUM OF HISTORY RIGHT BEFORE THEIR ATHS, AND THEY SUCK THEM UP TO THE TIME MACHE TO LET THE SHIP’S "ANTIBODI" TORTURE THEM. THE ANTIBODI ARE HILARLY POLE AS FAR AS MENACG SPACE JELLYFISH GO: "WELE. YOU WILL EXPERIENCE A TGLG SENSATN AND THEN ATH. REMA LM WHILE YOUR LIFE IS EXTRACTED."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}I WOULDN’T MD SEEG THE TSELECTOR CREW AGA. THEY’RE AN TERTG FOIL TO THE DOCTOR’S BRAND OF TIME {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"CAN YOU RI A MOTORBIKE?" "I EXPECT SO. IT'S THAT SORT OF DAY."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IF YOU HAD TOLD ME ALL THE WAY BACK AT "THE ELEVENTH HOUR" THAT RORY WOULD END UP BEG THE SAVG GRACE TO AMY POND’S PANNSHIP, I WOULD HAVE LGHED YOUR FACE. BUT HE JT KEEPS GETTG BETTER AND BETTER, DON’T HE? PUNCHG HLER THE FACE, LOCKG HIM THE CUPBOARD, HOPPG ON A MOTORBIKE 1930S BERL TO TRACK DOWN HIS CHILDHOOD BT IEND/GROWN-UP DGHTER. I LIKE HIS ACKNOWLEDGMENT THIS EPISO THAT HE IS OFTEN A BUMBLG SIKICK OF A SIKICK, BUT THERE ARE DAYS WHEN HE IS MARVELO. THIS WAS ONE OF {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WHAT DID YOU THK OF "LET’S KILL HLER?" WHAT WERE YOU FAVORE L, YOUR MOR QUIBBL, AND HOW ABOUT MATT SMH HIS TUX?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
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