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• FANS CLAIM THOR IS ‘GAY AS HELL’ AFTER ‘LOVE AND THUNR’ TRAILER REVEAL
• SO, HOW GAY IS THOR: LOVE AND THUNR, REALLY?NATALIE PORTMAN CLAIMED THAT THE ANCHISE’S LATT STALLMENT IS “SO GAY”—BUT IS SHE RIGHT?BY CHRIS MURPHYJULY 8, 2022BY JAS BOLAND/MARVEL STUDS.SAVE THIS STORYSAVESAVE THIS STORYSAVEWHEN NATALIE PORTMAN SAYS THAT SOMETHG IS “SO GAY,” I WANT TO BELIEVE HER. AFTER ALL, SHE’S A QUEER IN BY VIRTUE OF STARRG PABLO LARRAíN’S JACKIE, MANY MISS DR MERCIALS, AND, FIRST AND FOREMOST, WNG THE OSR FOR THE BLACK SWAN, A PSYCHOSEXUAL PAS UX BETWEEN TWO WARRG BALLERAS. SO WHEN PORTMAN SWORE DURG A Q&A AT THE LONDON PREMIERE OF HER LATT FILM, THOR: LOVE AND THUNR, THAT MARVEL’S NEWT OFFERG IS “SO GAY,” MY TERT WAS IMMEDIATELY PIQUED—AND WHILE I HADN’T SEEN A MARVEL FILM SCE 2018’S BLACK PANTHER, I HAD TO KNOW WHETHER THOR 4 WOULD BE AN ENTRY TO THE QUEER CEMATIC NON à LA MOONLIGHT, CAROL, AND THE NILE KIDMAN AMC AD.SO OFF TO THE CEPLEX I WENT, TSTG NATALIE PORTMAN SPE MORS THAT THOR: LOVE AND THUNR MIGHT NOT BE AS GAY AS SHE CLAIMED. BUT STILL, I HAD FAH. THOR: LOVE AND THUNR WAS DIRECTED BY TAIKA WAI, WHOSE QUEER, PIRATE HBO MAX SHOW, OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH, CERTALY CROSS THE THRHOLD OF “SO GAY.” BISEXUAL ACTOR TSA THOMPSON WENT ON RERD AT SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON SAYG THAT SHE WANTED TO FD HER CHARACTER VALKYRIE, THE FEMALE KG OF ASGARDS, A QUEEN THE NEXT FILM. PL, THERE WAS GOG TO BE A RA ORA MEO. ALL POSIVE SIGNS!WHAT I FOUND…WELL I’M STILL TRYG TO WRAP MY HEAD AROUND. BELOW IS A LIST OF THE GAY MOMENTS, SUBTEXT, AND ENERGY THAT I ULD FD THOR: LOVE AND THUNR, RANKED BY THEIR LEVEL OF GAYNS. BE WARNED: SPOILERS ABOUND.NOT GAY (AND SORT OF RUDE)CHRIS PRATT’S STAR-LORD IS PRETTY HEAVILY FEATURED THE FIRST 15 MUT OF THE FILM. THERE’S A FIGHT SCENE WHERE THOR FENDS OFF TWO MONSTERS WHILE A RSIAN SPL, AND STAR-LORD DRAMATILLY ROLLS HIS EY (WHICH GOT A BIG LGH OM THE DIENCE, BY THE WAY). SHAMG ANOTHER MAN FOR BEG SUPER FLEXIBLE AND A “B MUCH”? SORRY; THAT’S ANTI-QUEER BEHAVR, I’M AAID.CHRISTIAN BALE’S PERFORMANCE AS GORR THE GOD BUTCHER WAS GIVG VOLMORT VIB, WHICH MA ME THK OF HARRY POTTER, WHICH MA ME THK OF J.K. ROWLG—WHO IS ACTUALLY HARMFUL TO LGBTQ+ PEOPLE AND TO MY PSYCHE. ALSO, FOR THE ENTIRE FILM I THOUGHT HE WAS PL BETTANY.THERE’S A B WHERE HEIMDALL’S SON, AXL (KIERON L. DYER), RENAM HIMSELF, AND THOR SISTS THAT AXL E HIS PREV NAME, ASTRID. EVENTUALLY, THOR ACQUIC AND LLS AXL BY HIS CHOSEN NAME…BUT ’S LEFT A WEIRD TASTE SOME LGBTQ+ FANS’ MOUTHS.SIMPLY NOT GAYTHERE’S A SHORT MONTAGE OF THOR, PLAYED BY CHRIS HEMSWORTH, AND HIS MANY LOVERS…ALL OF WHOM ARE WOMEN. TECHNILLY, HE KISS A “WOLF WOMAN” WHILE RIDG “A WOMAN WOLF,” BUT THE ENERGY OF ALL IS OVERWHELMGLY STRAIGHT LOTHAR.THE MONTAGE THAT PICTS NATALIE PORTMAN’S DR. JANE FOSTER AND THOR’S RELATNSHIP IS BASILLY JT A 10-MUTE VERSN OF THE BREAKUP (2006) STARRG JENNIFER ANISTON AND VCE VGHN, PL A MAGIC HAMMER. DECIDLY NOT GAY.MATT DAMON AND MELISSA MCCARTHY BOTH APPEAR A PERFORMG TROUPE ASGARD, ACTG OUT THE LEGEND OF THOR. LATER ON, DAMON APPEARS AGA AND ASKS VALKYRIE IF HE SHOULD WRE A PLAY TO HELP SAVE THE TOWN, WHICH HAS BEEN RAVAGED BY VOLGORR THE GOD BUTCHER. WHILE THE SHEER AMOUNT OF SURPRISE CELEBRY REVEALS THE FILM IS SOMEWHAT GAY (WHO DON’T LOVE A RUVEAL!), THE MOCKERY OF STAGE ACTG IS NOT GAY AT ALL.SLIGHTLY GAYTHE FILM OPENS WH A PREFACE THAT FEATUR THE GOD DNYS (SIMON RSELL BEALE)—SHIRTLS A FIELD OF GIGGLG FLOWERS AND WEARG A SPARKLY GOLN CROWN AND STATEMENT NECKLACE, BRAGGG ABOUT HOW MANY FOLLOWERS HE HAS. FLOWERS, STATEMENT NECKLAC, AND BEG OBSSED WH FOLLOWERS? DEFELY A B GAY!K MISTAKENLY LLS JANE FOSTER “JANE FONDA.” THE VOTN OF MISS FONDA, ’80S AEROBICS AND 9 TO 5 QUEEN, IS FELY SLIGHTLY GAY!THE FIRST NEEDLE DROP OF THE FILM IS, QUE RANDOMLY, ENYA’S “ONLY TIME.” THIS FEELS WEIRDLY APPROPRIATE GIVEN THE RECENT RURGENCE OF WCHY FORMER POP STARS WHO NOW LIVE STL PLETELY OFF THE GRID. AGA, NOT EXPLICLY GAY ANY WAY, BUT I FELY UGHT QUEER VIB.THOR’S CLOTH ACCINTALLY GET STRIPPED OM HIM, LEAVG HIM STANDG A ROOM FULL OF GODS THE NU. WHILE NOTHG SALAC IS SEEN (THE MOVIE IS ONLY PG-13, AFTER ALL), I BELIEVE THAT IMAGG CHRIS HEMSWORTH NAKED WILL RULT A QUEER AWAKENG FOR SOME OF THE YOUTH (AND, LET’S FACE , THE ADULTS) THE DIENCE. BON POTS: K SAID, “IT LOOKED LIKE A LTLE URGETTE,” I.E. A ZUCCHI—WHICH IS A HOP, SKIP, AND A JUMP AWAY OM THE EGGPLANT EMOJI.GAYTHOR, JANE, AND VALKYRIE MORE OR LS EXCLIVELY TRAVEL BY RIDG SCREAMG YAKS WHO N ON A SUPERCHARGED RABOW. WHILE RABOWS ARE NONILLY GAY (SEE: THE PRI FLAG, “SOMEWHERE OVER THE”), THIS IS SORT OF THE LOWT POSSIBLE BAR YOU ULD PASS FOR HAVG QUEER NTENT. BUT, I GUS UNTS.THE SHEER NUMBER OF FIERCE PANTSUS VALKYRIE WEARS AS KG OF ASGARD. SERVG LEWKS IS GAY!VALKYRIE BRGS A PORTABLE SPEAKER WH HER ON THE RABOW GOAT SHIP AND PLAYS A SNIPPET OF “FAY AFFAIR” BY MARY J. BLIGE. THAT’S A BOP, AND GAYS LOVE BOPS!MOST POPULARNEW ON NETFLIX: SEPTEMBER 2023'S BT NEW MOVI & SHOWSBY CHRIS MURPHYAND JT LIKE THAT… HERE’S WHAT WE NEED SEASON 3BY HILLARY BISOUR FLAG MEANS DEATH SEASON 2: EXCLIVE FIRST LOOKBY SARAH CATHERALLRSELL CROWE GIV THE WORST VOL PERFORMANCE OF HIS REER SCE L MISéRABL (2012). HIS BLOWHARD ZS SOUNDS LIKE THE FIRST DRAFT OF AN ITALIAN ACCENT, BUT ZS IS FAMOLY GREEK. IT WAS NFG AND NFOUNDG AND REMD ME OF HIS JAVERT, AND THERE’S SOMETHG HERENTLY QUEER ABOUT THAT.GAY??THE SO-LLED GAYNS OF VALKYRIE IS (TENTNALLY) NFG. AT ONE POT SHE TELLS DR. JANE FOSTER—WH WHOM SHE CLEARLY HAS NO ROMANTIC CHEMISTRY—THAT SHE MISS HER “SISTERS.” DO SHE MEAN SISTERS LIKE RELATIV, SISTERS LIKE GIRLIENDS (PLATONIC), OR SISTERS LIKE GIRLIENDS (ROMANTIC)? WE NEVER FD OUT. VALKYRIE IS THE GAYT PART OF THE FILM FOR SURE, BUT DO NOTHG EXPLICLY QUEER EXCEPT MAYBE…WHEN SHE’S PG THE KGDOM OF THE GODS. VALKYRIE BRIEFLY STOPS TO MAKE BEDROOM EY AT ONE OF ZS’S FEMALE NCUB, WHO I AM PRETTY SURE IS PLAYED BY RA ORA. THIS HAPPENS SO FAST (AND IS FILMED SUCH A WAY THAT I’M PRETTY SURE ULD GET CUT OUT OF THE MOVIE IF NEEDS TO BE LS LGBTQ+-IENDLY TERRORI) THAT I AM ACTUALLY NOT SURE IF ’S RA ORA OR NOT. BUT DO HAPPEN, AND IS A MOMENT—THE ONLY MOMENT—OF GIRL-ON-GIRL “ACTN” THE FILM, IF YOU N LL THAT.AT ONE POT, THOR IS VOLVED A LTLE B OF A LOVE TRIANGLE BETWEEN JANE FOSTER AND HIS AX, STORMBREAKER. MANY LGHS ARE (ATTEMPTED) TO BE WNG OUT OF STORMBREAKER’S SEEMG JEALOY OF JANE. IT WAS NFG TO ME, A MARVEL-NEOPHYTE, AS I ASSUMED THAT THOR’S AX WAS A GENRLS OBJECT—AND NOT TO GATEKEEP THE WORD GAY, BUT I’M PRETTY SURE A LOVE TRIANGLE BETWEEN A MAN, A WOMAN, AND A MAGIL AX DON’T QUALIFY AS “SO GAY.” BUT I’M HAPPY TO KEEP AN OPEN MD ON THE MATTER.THE MOST EXPLIC “GAY” MOMENT: VALKYRIE AND K HAVE A (VERY BRIEF) HEART-TO-HEART ABOUT ROMANCE WHILE THOR AND JANE FULL ON MAKE OUT. IN THE SCENE, K EXPLICLY SAYS THAT HE HAS TWO DADS, AND THAT HIS SPECI ARE NCEIVED WHEN TWO KRONAN MEN HOLD HANDS OVER A LAVA P. IT’S A SWEET MOMENT, BUT THE SCENE IS PLACED SUCH A WAY THAT, AGA, FEELS LIKE ULD BE ENTIRELY REMOVED OTHER MARKETS. DURG THE NVERSATN, K ALSO MENTNS VALKYRIE’S AD GIRLIEND AND HOW SHE’S CLOSED HERSELF OFF OM LOVE. AGA, FELY REGNN THAT LGBTQ+ PEOPLE EXIST—BUT ’S THE FIRST AND LAST TIME WE HEAR ANY MENTN OF VALKYRIE’S LOVE LIFE OR TERT WOMEN.AT THE END OF THE FILM, THERE’S ALSO THE BRIEFT OF SHOTS OF K HOLDG HANDS WH ANOTHER ROCK KRONAN (PRUMABLY A MAN) OVER A LAVA P, AN ATTEMPT TO MAYBE MAKE A BABY. DID MARVEL JT SHOW OUR FIRST SCENE OF GAY KRONAN SEX? IT’S HARD TO KNOW.SO GAYNATALIE PORTMAN G THIS FILM AS A SHOWSE AND THEN HAVG HER CHARACTER DIE, HOPEFULLY RELEASG HER OM THE MCU AND ALLOWG HER TO GET BACK TO PROJECTS LIKE CLOSER.MOST POPULARNEW ON NETFLIX: SEPTEMBER 2023'S BT NEW MOVI & SHOWSBY CHRIS MURPHYAND JT LIKE THAT… HERE’S WHAT WE NEED SEASON 3BY HILLARY BISOUR FLAG MEANS DEATH SEASON 2: EXCLIVE FIRST LOOKBY SARAH CATHERALLVALKYRIE SUALLY WEARG A PHANTOM OF THE OPERA SWEATSHIRT WHILE KICKG SOME SPIR MONSTER ASS.HONORABLE GAY MENTIONKAT DENNGS ALSO APPEARS AS A LLEAGUE OF DR. JANE FOSTER ONE (1) SCENE, NEVER TO BE SEEN OR HEARD OM AGA. SHE’S BEEN A GUT JUDGE ON DRAG RACE AND HAS A OL VIBE, SO SHE GETS AN HONORABLE MENTN HERE.SO, LOOKS LIKE THOR WILL NOT BE WNG ANY GLAAD AWARDS. BY MY SCIENTIFIC LCULATNS, THERE WERE FAR MORE NOT GAY MOMENTS THAN GAY MOMENTS, AND ONLY TWO THAT WOULD QUALIFY AS “SO GAY.” IN EVERY WAY, THE FILM WAS LS GAY THAN DUNE, WHICH FEATURED TIMOTHéE CHALAMET POUTG, BUTTHOLE-SHAPED WORMS, AND STEPHEN MCKLEY HENRSON HOLDG A LTLE PARASOL JT SO.BUT WHAT WERE WE TO EXPECT? A MOVIE PRODUCED BY MARVEL WHICH IS OWNED BY DISNEY—WHICH HAS E UNR A B OF FIRE FOR S HANDLG OF GAY NTENT AND S FANCIAL SUPPORT OF ANTI-LGBTQ+ POLICIANS—WAS MAYBE NEVER BOUND TO BE “SO GAY” AFTER ALL. SO THE NEXT TIME THE FORMER UNRSTUDY FOR LRA BELL BUNDY RUTHLS THE MIL OFF BROADWAY SAYS THAT SOMETHG IS SO GAY, DON’T NECSARILY TAKE HER WORD FOR .MORE GREAT STORI FROM VANY FAIRRILEY KEOUGH ON GROWG UP PRLEY, INHERG GRACELAND, AND MORETE CRIME, TE FAH: THE SERIAL KILLER AND THE TEXAS MOM WHO STOPPED HIMTHE TAN SUBMERSIBLE DISASTER WAS YEARS THE MAKG, NEW DETAILS REVEALWHY THE GEIA INDICTMENT AGAST TMP AND HIS ALLI IS THE MOST SWEEPG YETIVANKA TMP IS NOT LETTG HER DAD’S MOUNTG LEGAL WO RU HER SUMMER25 PERFECT TV EPISOS FROM THE LAST 25 YEARSA NEW SLIM AARONS BOOK CAPTUR A LOST WORLDFROM THE ARCHIVE: TOO HEPBURN FOR HOLLYWOOD (2006)CHRIS MURPHY
• BLEEDG FOOLCOMIC BOOK NEWS, FILM REVIEWS AND GEEK-CULTURE AS WELL AS THE FARCE, FOLLY, AND FIAS SURROUNDG ALL! SKIP TO NTENTHOMENEWS + OPINIONSMOVIES/TV/STREAMINGCOMICS & BOOKSRPG & VIDEO-GAMESABOUT USSHOP SEARCH FOR: SEARCHTHOSE ANNOUNCG THOR IS “GAY AS HELL” WERE NEVER FANS OF THOR AVI GREEN APRIL 25, 2022             A WRER AT BREBART APPARENTLY ASSUM THE FOLLOWG PEOPLE ON TWTER, MENTG ON THOR: LOVE & THUNR‘S IMPLYG THOR IS GAY, ARE ACTUALLY FANS OF STAN LEE/JACK KIRBY’S TAKE ON THE NORSE THUNR Y: FANS ARE CLAIMG MARVEL SUPERHERO THOR IS “GAY AS HELL” AFTER THE TRAILER FOR THOR: LOVE AND THUNR WAS REVEALED ON MONDAY. “THOR IS GAY !!!!!!!! WE WON,” ANOTHER FAN EXCLAIMED.AT ONE POT THE FILM’S TRAILER, THOR (CHRIS HEMSWORTH) IS SEEN STARG –OR, AT LEAST HE’S TRYG TO — TO THE EY OF STAR-LORD (CHRIS PRATT), WHICH ED SOME FANS TO QUTN THOR’S SEXUALY.“REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU, IF YOU EVER FEEL LOST: JT LOOK TO THE EY OF THE PEOPLE THAT YOU LOVE,” PRATT’S CHARACTER SAYS TO HEMSWORTH’S CHARACTER THE TRAILER, TO WHICH HEMSWORTH REACTS BY STARG DIRECTLY TO PRATT’S EY.FANS TOOK TO TWTER TO EXPRS THEIR EXCEMENT OVER THE IA THAT THOR MAY BE HAVG A “GAY AWAKENG”  THE NEW FILM. THERE ARE A LOT OF THGS BREBART’S BEEN GOOD AT, BUT THIS IS CROSSG THE LE. THE NOTN THE ARE ACTUALLY FANS IS PURE TOMMYROT. I’M A FAN OF LEE’S ORIGAL TAK ON THE FAMO FIGURE OF NORSE MYTHOLOGY, AND IF THIS MOVIE TAK THAT KD OF FORCED SWERVE TO LGBT TERRORY, I ONLY FD THAT DISMAYG. IT MAY JT BE A JOKE THE TRAILER, BUT THE WOKE PC ADVOT, AS THEY’RE MORE LIKELY TO BE, FELY TAKE THGS LERALLY, LAYG BARE THE VISN THEY TRAGILLY BELIEVE IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE ONE FOR MARVEL’S TAKE ON THE NORSE THUNR Y. IF SUPERMAN FANS ARE STAYG AWAY OM THE SON OF KAL-EL SPOFF, WHERE THE JUNR JONATHAN KENT’S BEEN CHANGED TO BISEXUAL, WHY SHOULD WE BELIEVE THOR FANS GENERAL ARE ANY MORE ACCEPTG OF THIS? IF ’S NOT RIGHT TO EXPLO THE MAN OF STEEL’S LEGACY FOR CHEAP WOKE-ISM, THEN ’S NOT RIGHT TO DO SO WH LEE’S ST OF CHARACTERS EHER, ICEMAN CLUD. SO WHY THE WHOLE FLAWED APPROACH OF SCRIBG THE SOCIAL MEDIA ERS AS “FANS”, WHEN SUCH S ALONE AREN’T PROOF ENOUGH THEY ARE? I THK THIS REQUIR A B OF A REVIEW OF THEIR MO ON THE PART OF BREBART’S WRERS AS TO WHETHER THEY SHOULD BE G SUCH A SCRIPTN. BEE WHOEVER THEY ARE, ’S UNWISE TO SAY THEY SPEAK FOR ALL LEE/KIRBY FANS. AND WOULD ALSO SEEM THEY OVERLOOKED A MOST UNFORTUNATE CHANGE THE NEW MOVIE: JANE FOSTER BEG THOR, NOT UNLIKE HOW SHE DO SJW JASON AARON’S ICS. INVERSE TOOK TO GHG OVER ALL THAT HERE: JULY 20, 2019. ALMOST THREE YEARS AGO, THE MARVEL CEMATIC UNIVERSE MA A PROMISE. ON STAGE AT COMIC-CON SAN DIEGO, THOR: LOVE AND THUNR DIRECTOR TAIKA WAI MA THE BOMBSHELL ANNOUNCEMENT THAT JANE FOSTER, THOR’S EX-GIRLIEND, WOULD TAKE ON THE THOR MANTLE AND WIELD MJOLNIR. HE THEN PRENTED A PROP OF THE HAMMER TO JANE FOSTER ACTOR NATALIE PORTMAN, WHO HELD ALOFT.[…] IT’S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER THAT THIS IS JT THE TEASER. THERE’S A FULL TRAILER STILL ON THE WAY, AND NSIRG HOW WE’VE ALREADY SEEN OUR FIRST MIGHTY THOR REVEAL, ’LL PROBABLY PROVI A MORE TAILED LOOK AT NOT JT THOR’S JOURNEY, BUT JANE’S AND VALKYRIE’S TOO. THOR 4 IS BIGGER THAN JT THE GOD OF THUNR HIMSELF; ’S ALSO ABOUT THE WOMEN WHO’VE HELPED HIM EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. AND THIS IS MERELY A NFIRMATN THE MALE THOR IS MEANGLS TO THEM. OTHERWISE, THEY WOULD’VE SAID ’S ABOUT MORE THAN JT THOR, NOT THAT ’S “BIGGER”. SO WHY ARE THEY EVEN OBSSG OVER THE WHOLE PRODUCTN WHEN THEY DON’T RPECT LEE’S ORIGAL VELOPMENTS? COMICBOOK PROVIS FURTHER VERIFITN ABOUT THE ADAPTATN OF AARON’S STORY: MARVEL STUDS HAS OFFICIALLY RELEASED THE FIRST TRAILER FOR THOR: LOVE AND THUNR AND GIV OUR FIRST LOOK AT NATALIE PORTMAN AS JANE FOSTER/MIGHTY THOR. MIGHTY THOR WAS FIRST TRODUCED 2014 AND WAS CREATED BY JASON AARON. IT FEATUR A STORYLE WHERE THOR N NO LONGER LIFT MJOLNIR AFTER NICK FURY TELLS HIM A SECRET. JANE FOSTER IS DIAGNOSED WH NCER AND SOMEHOW LIFTS THE HAMMER. FANS WERE WONRG IF THE FILM WOULD RPORATE THE IC STORYLE, AND  TURNS OUT THEY DID. ACRDG TO A SCRIPTN FOR AN ONLE LISTG OF A REPLI OF THE CHARACTERS MIGHTY THOR HELMET (VIA THE DIRECT), REVEALS THAT THE CHARACTER WILL HAVE NCER THE MARVEL CEMATIC UNIVERSE. ANYBODY WHO VIEWS AARON’S MATERIAL AS PERFECT FOR MOVI IS OUT OF THEIR MDS. TLY LGHABLE IS HOW THEY NFGLY STATE “MIGHTY THOR” WAS AARON’S CREATN, WHEN LEE AND KIRBY WERE THE THORS 60 YEARS AGO. OH, AND LOOKS LIKE THE ABOVE SE ALSO ED AN AMBIGUO SCRIPTN OF “FANS”, JT LIKE BREBART. PREDICTABLY, NO QUTNS ASKED WHETHER THE EVENT WHERE NICK FURY ROBBED THOR OF HIS POWER HAD QUALY WRG EHER. AND THAT’S NOT THE ONLY PLACE WHERE JANE FOSTER IS TURNG UP. POLYGON SAYS SHE’S BEG ADD TO THE ST ROSTER OF A PUTER GAME: THE NEW THOR: LOVE AND THUNR TRAILER ISN’T THE ONLY PLACE YOU’LL FD JANE FOSTER ROCKG THE POWERS OF THOR. IN WHAT’S SURELY PART OF A MASSIVE PROMOTNAL PH, JANE FOSTER, THE MIGHTY THOR, WILL BE THE NEXT PLAYABLE HERO TO JO THE ROSTER MARVEL’S AVENGERS, THE ACTN-RPG OM CRYSTAL DYNAMICS. THIS WOULDN’T HAPPEN TO BE RELATED ANOTHER GAME THAT WAS UNSUCCSFUL, WOULD ? WHAT GOOD DO DO TO ADD AARON’S TAKE ON THE CHARACTER TO SOMETHG THAT DIDN’T MAKE WAV THE FIRST TIME AROUND, AND PROBABLY WON’T THIS TIME EHER? WHAT A JOKE MARKETG. BUT THEN, FOR ALL WE KNOW, TURNG ICS CHARACTERS TO VIO GAM WAS PROBABLY THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG THEIR CLE AS LERARY MATERIAL YEARS AGO. NO WONR I’M SO DISURAGED OM PLAYG EVEN THE BETTER EARLY GAME ADAPTATNS EVER AGA.OVERALL, ’S JT A LOT OF PATHETIC OVER-HYPE FOR SOMETHG THAT’LL BEE MEANGLS YEARS TO E. SO MUCH SOUND AND FURY SIGNIFYG NOTHG. ORIGALLY PUBLISHED HERE. MORE TRENDG STORI:'BLUE BEETLE' COMICS DERVED BETTER THAN ANGEL MANUEL SOTO'S NEW FILMLOOKG BACK AT THE COMICS BOOM & BT THE 1990'SDISNEY ANIMATORS PROPERLY DEFEND 'PROBLEMATIC' CLASSICS 'SNOW WHE' & 'SONG OF THE SOUTH'SHOULD YOU WATCH THE MARVEL FILMS RELEASE OR CHRONOLOGIL ORR?5 MOVI TO WATCH IF YOU LOVED NETFLIX'S 'HEART OF STONE'IS 'SECRET INVASN' THE END OF COBIE SMULRS' 'MARIA HILL' THE MCU?REMENDG THIS COMIC MAY BE A BAD WAY TO PROMOTE 'BLUE BEETLE'            AVI GREENCHRIS HEMSWORTHCHRIS PRATTJACK KIRBYJASON AARONMARVELMCUNATALIE PORTMANSTAN LEETAIKA WAITHORBLOGSCOMICSMOVI, TV, FILM AVI GREEN AVI GREEN WAS BORN PENNSYLVANIA 1974, AND MOVED TO ISRAEL 1983. HE ENJOYED READG ICS WHEN HE WAS YOUNG, THE FIRST BEG FANTASTIC FOUR. HE MATAS A STRONG BELIEF THE PUBLIC'S RIGHT TO KNOWLEDGE AND ACCURACY OF FACTS. HE NSIRS HIMSELF A NSERVATIVE-STYLE VERSN OF CLARK KENT. FOLLOW HIM ON HIS BLOG AT FOUR COLOR MEDIA MONOR OR ON TWTER AT @AVIGREEN1RELATED POSTS SUPPLY & DEMAND: WHY SO MANY ‘QUEER’ TV SERI ARE BEG CANCELLED NOT EVERYONE WAS IMPRSED WH ZACK SNYR’S BLOATED “REBEL MOON” TEASER ‘CHUCKY’ ANNOUNC UPG SEASON 3 DURG BIZARRE PRS CONFERENCE BLA CO-CREATOR MARV WOLFMAN RETURNS TO MARVEL HORROR FOR WHAT IF…? ONE-SHOT ‘BLUE BEETLE’ COMICS DERVED BETTER THAN ANGEL MANUEL SOTO’S NEW FILMJUST KEEPING THE LIGHTS ON

FANS CLAIM THOR IS ‘GAY AS HELL’ AFTER ‘LOVE AND THUNR’ TRAILER REVEAL

A new trailer for “Thor: Love and Thunr” dropped Monday — and some fans are now nvced the hammer-wieldg Marvel hero will be “gay as hell” the film. The moment led people to celebrate on Twter what one fan lled “Thor’s gay awakeng.

“Anyone sayg Thor isn’t gay is homophobic nial, ” one fan joked.

SO, HOW GAY IS THOR: LOVE AND THUNR, REALLY?NATALIE PORTMAN CLAIMED THAT THE ANCHISE’S LATT STALLMENT IS “SO GAY”—BUT IS SHE RIGHT?BY CHRIS MURPHYJULY 8, 2022BY JAS BOLAND/MARVEL STUDS.SAVE THIS STORYSAVESAVE THIS STORYSAVEWHEN NATALIE PORTMAN SAYS THAT SOMETHG IS “SO GAY,” I WANT TO BELIEVE HER. AFTER ALL, SHE’S A QUEER IN BY VIRTUE OF STARRG PABLO LARRAíN’S JACKIE, MANY MISS DR MERCIALS, AND, FIRST AND FOREMOST, WNG THE OSR FOR THE BLACK SWAN, A PSYCHOSEXUAL PAS UX BETWEEN TWO WARRG BALLERAS. SO WHEN PORTMAN SWORE DURG A Q&A AT THE LONDON PREMIERE OF HER LATT FILM, THOR: LOVE AND THUNR, THAT MARVEL’S NEWT OFFERG IS “SO GAY,” MY TERT WAS IMMEDIATELY PIQUED—AND WHILE I HADN’T SEEN A MARVEL FILM SCE 2018’S BLACK PANTHER, I HAD TO KNOW WHETHER THOR 4 WOULD BE AN ENTRY TO THE QUEER CEMATIC NON à LA MOONLIGHT, CAROL, AND THE NILE KIDMAN AMC AD.SO OFF TO THE CEPLEX I WENT, TSTG NATALIE PORTMAN SPE MORS THAT THOR: LOVE AND THUNR MIGHT NOT BE AS GAY AS SHE CLAIMED. BUT STILL, I HAD FAH. THOR: LOVE AND THUNR WAS DIRECTED BY TAIKA WAI, WHOSE QUEER, PIRATE HBO MAX SHOW, OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH, CERTALY CROSS THE THRHOLD OF “SO GAY.” BISEXUAL ACTOR TSA THOMPSON WENT ON RERD AT SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON SAYG THAT SHE WANTED TO FD HER CHARACTER VALKYRIE, THE FEMALE KG OF ASGARDS, A QUEEN THE NEXT FILM. PL, THERE WAS GOG TO BE A RA ORA MEO. ALL POSIVE SIGNS!WHAT I FOUND…WELL I’M STILL TRYG TO WRAP MY HEAD AROUND. BELOW IS A LIST OF THE GAY MOMENTS, SUBTEXT, AND ENERGY THAT I ULD FD THOR: LOVE AND THUNR, RANKED BY THEIR LEVEL OF GAYNS. BE WARNED: SPOILERS ABOUND.NOT GAY (AND SORT OF RUDE)CHRIS PRATT’S STAR-LORD IS PRETTY HEAVILY FEATURED THE FIRST 15 MUT OF THE FILM. THERE’S A FIGHT SCENE WHERE THOR FENDS OFF TWO MONSTERS WHILE A RSIAN SPL, AND STAR-LORD DRAMATILLY ROLLS HIS EY (WHICH GOT A BIG LGH OM THE DIENCE, BY THE WAY). SHAMG ANOTHER MAN FOR BEG SUPER FLEXIBLE AND A “B MUCH”? SORRY; THAT’S ANTI-QUEER BEHAVR, I’M AAID.CHRISTIAN BALE’S PERFORMANCE AS GORR THE GOD BUTCHER WAS GIVG VOLMORT VIB, WHICH MA ME THK OF HARRY POTTER, WHICH MA ME THK OF J.K. ROWLG—WHO IS ACTUALLY HARMFUL TO LGBTQ+ PEOPLE AND TO MY PSYCHE. ALSO, FOR THE ENTIRE FILM I THOUGHT HE WAS PL BETTANY.THERE’S A B WHERE HEIMDALL’S SON, AXL (KIERON L. DYER), RENAM HIMSELF, AND THOR SISTS THAT AXL E HIS PREV NAME, ASTRID. EVENTUALLY, THOR ACQUIC AND LLS AXL BY HIS CHOSEN NAME…BUT ’S LEFT A WEIRD TASTE SOME LGBTQ+ FANS’ MOUTHS.SIMPLY NOT GAYTHERE’S A SHORT MONTAGE OF THOR, PLAYED BY CHRIS HEMSWORTH, AND HIS MANY LOVERS…ALL OF WHOM ARE WOMEN. TECHNILLY, HE KISS A “WOLF WOMAN” WHILE RIDG “A WOMAN WOLF,” BUT THE ENERGY OF ALL IS OVERWHELMGLY STRAIGHT LOTHAR.THE MONTAGE THAT PICTS NATALIE PORTMAN’S DR. JANE FOSTER AND THOR’S RELATNSHIP IS BASILLY JT A 10-MUTE VERSN OF THE BREAKUP (2006) STARRG JENNIFER ANISTON AND VCE VGHN, PL A MAGIC HAMMER. DECIDLY NOT GAY.MATT DAMON AND MELISSA MCCARTHY BOTH APPEAR A PERFORMG TROUPE ASGARD, ACTG OUT THE LEGEND OF THOR. LATER ON, DAMON APPEARS AGA AND ASKS VALKYRIE IF HE SHOULD WRE A PLAY TO HELP SAVE THE TOWN, WHICH HAS BEEN RAVAGED BY VOLGORR THE GOD BUTCHER. WHILE THE SHEER AMOUNT OF SURPRISE CELEBRY REVEALS THE FILM IS SOMEWHAT GAY (WHO DON’T LOVE A RUVEAL!), THE MOCKERY OF STAGE ACTG IS NOT GAY AT ALL.SLIGHTLY GAYTHE FILM OPENS WH A PREFACE THAT FEATUR THE GOD DNYS (SIMON RSELL BEALE)—SHIRTLS A FIELD OF GIGGLG FLOWERS AND WEARG A SPARKLY GOLN CROWN AND STATEMENT NECKLACE, BRAGGG ABOUT HOW MANY FOLLOWERS HE HAS. FLOWERS, STATEMENT NECKLAC, AND BEG OBSSED WH FOLLOWERS? DEFELY A B GAY!K MISTAKENLY LLS JANE FOSTER “JANE FONDA.” THE VOTN OF MISS FONDA, ’80S AEROBICS AND 9 TO 5 QUEEN, IS FELY SLIGHTLY GAY!THE FIRST NEEDLE DROP OF THE FILM IS, QUE RANDOMLY, ENYA’S “ONLY TIME.” THIS FEELS WEIRDLY APPROPRIATE GIVEN THE RECENT RURGENCE OF WCHY FORMER POP STARS WHO NOW LIVE STL PLETELY OFF THE GRID. AGA, NOT EXPLICLY GAY ANY WAY, BUT I FELY UGHT QUEER VIB.THOR’S CLOTH ACCINTALLY GET STRIPPED OM HIM, LEAVG HIM STANDG A ROOM FULL OF GODS THE NU. WHILE NOTHG SALAC IS SEEN (THE MOVIE IS ONLY PG-13, AFTER ALL), I BELIEVE THAT IMAGG CHRIS HEMSWORTH NAKED WILL RULT A QUEER AWAKENG FOR SOME OF THE YOUTH (AND, LET’S FACE , THE ADULTS) THE DIENCE. BON POTS: K SAID, “IT LOOKED LIKE A LTLE URGETTE,” I.E. A ZUCCHI—WHICH IS A HOP, SKIP, AND A JUMP AWAY OM THE EGGPLANT EMOJI.GAYTHOR, JANE, AND VALKYRIE MORE OR LS EXCLIVELY TRAVEL BY RIDG SCREAMG YAKS WHO N ON A SUPERCHARGED RABOW. WHILE RABOWS ARE NONILLY GAY (SEE: THE PRI FLAG, “SOMEWHERE OVER THE”), THIS IS SORT OF THE LOWT POSSIBLE BAR YOU ULD PASS FOR HAVG QUEER NTENT. BUT, I GUS UNTS.THE SHEER NUMBER OF FIERCE PANTSUS VALKYRIE WEARS AS KG OF ASGARD. SERVG LEWKS IS GAY!VALKYRIE BRGS A PORTABLE SPEAKER WH HER ON THE RABOW GOAT SHIP AND PLAYS A SNIPPET OF “FAY AFFAIR” BY MARY J. BLIGE. THAT’S A BOP, AND GAYS LOVE BOPS!MOST POPULARNEW ON NETFLIX: SEPTEMBER 2023'S BT NEW MOVI & SHOWSBY CHRIS MURPHYAND JT LIKE THAT… HERE’S WHAT WE NEED SEASON 3BY HILLARY BISOUR FLAG MEANS DEATH SEASON 2: EXCLIVE FIRST LOOKBY SARAH CATHERALLRSELL CROWE GIV THE WORST VOL PERFORMANCE OF HIS REER SCE L MISéRABL (2012). HIS BLOWHARD ZS SOUNDS LIKE THE FIRST DRAFT OF AN ITALIAN ACCENT, BUT ZS IS FAMOLY GREEK. IT WAS NFG AND NFOUNDG AND REMD ME OF HIS JAVERT, AND THERE’S SOMETHG HERENTLY QUEER ABOUT THAT.GAY??THE SO-LLED GAYNS OF VALKYRIE IS (TENTNALLY) NFG. AT ONE POT SHE TELLS DR. JANE FOSTER—WH WHOM SHE CLEARLY HAS NO ROMANTIC CHEMISTRY—THAT SHE MISS HER “SISTERS.” DO SHE MEAN SISTERS LIKE RELATIV, SISTERS LIKE GIRLIENDS (PLATONIC), OR SISTERS LIKE GIRLIENDS (ROMANTIC)? WE NEVER FD OUT. VALKYRIE IS THE GAYT PART OF THE FILM FOR SURE, BUT DO NOTHG EXPLICLY QUEER EXCEPT MAYBE…WHEN SHE’S PG THE KGDOM OF THE GODS. VALKYRIE BRIEFLY STOPS TO MAKE BEDROOM EY AT ONE OF ZS’S FEMALE NCUB, WHO I AM PRETTY SURE IS PLAYED BY RA ORA. THIS HAPPENS SO FAST (AND IS FILMED SUCH A WAY THAT I’M PRETTY SURE ULD GET CUT OUT OF THE MOVIE IF NEEDS TO BE LS LGBTQ+-IENDLY TERRORI) THAT I AM ACTUALLY NOT SURE IF ’S RA ORA OR NOT. BUT DO HAPPEN, AND IS A MOMENT—THE ONLY MOMENT—OF GIRL-ON-GIRL “ACTN” THE FILM, IF YOU N LL THAT.AT ONE POT, THOR IS VOLVED A LTLE B OF A LOVE TRIANGLE BETWEEN JANE FOSTER AND HIS AX, STORMBREAKER. MANY LGHS ARE (ATTEMPTED) TO BE WNG OUT OF STORMBREAKER’S SEEMG JEALOY OF JANE. IT WAS NFG TO ME, A MARVEL-NEOPHYTE, AS I ASSUMED THAT THOR’S AX WAS A GENRLS OBJECT—AND NOT TO GATEKEEP THE WORD GAY, BUT I’M PRETTY SURE A LOVE TRIANGLE BETWEEN A MAN, A WOMAN, AND A MAGIL AX DON’T QUALIFY AS “SO GAY.” BUT I’M HAPPY TO KEEP AN OPEN MD ON THE MATTER.THE MOST EXPLIC “GAY” MOMENT: VALKYRIE AND K HAVE A (VERY BRIEF) HEART-TO-HEART ABOUT ROMANCE WHILE THOR AND JANE FULL ON MAKE OUT. IN THE SCENE, K EXPLICLY SAYS THAT HE HAS TWO DADS, AND THAT HIS SPECI ARE NCEIVED WHEN TWO KRONAN MEN HOLD HANDS OVER A LAVA P. IT’S A SWEET MOMENT, BUT THE SCENE IS PLACED SUCH A WAY THAT, AGA, FEELS LIKE ULD BE ENTIRELY REMOVED OTHER MARKETS. DURG THE NVERSATN, K ALSO MENTNS VALKYRIE’S AD GIRLIEND AND HOW SHE’S CLOSED HERSELF OFF OM LOVE. AGA, FELY REGNN THAT LGBTQ+ PEOPLE EXIST—BUT ’S THE FIRST AND LAST TIME WE HEAR ANY MENTN OF VALKYRIE’S LOVE LIFE OR TERT WOMEN.AT THE END OF THE FILM, THERE’S ALSO THE BRIEFT OF SHOTS OF K HOLDG HANDS WH ANOTHER ROCK KRONAN (PRUMABLY A MAN) OVER A LAVA P, AN ATTEMPT TO MAYBE MAKE A BABY. DID MARVEL JT SHOW OUR FIRST SCENE OF GAY KRONAN SEX? IT’S HARD TO KNOW.SO GAYNATALIE PORTMAN G THIS FILM AS A SHOWSE AND THEN HAVG HER CHARACTER DIE, HOPEFULLY RELEASG HER OM THE MCU AND ALLOWG HER TO GET BACK TO PROJECTS LIKE CLOSER.MOST POPULARNEW ON NETFLIX: SEPTEMBER 2023'S BT NEW MOVI & SHOWSBY CHRIS MURPHYAND JT LIKE THAT… HERE’S WHAT WE NEED SEASON 3BY HILLARY BISOUR FLAG MEANS DEATH SEASON 2: EXCLIVE FIRST LOOKBY SARAH CATHERALLVALKYRIE SUALLY WEARG A PHANTOM OF THE OPERA SWEATSHIRT WHILE KICKG SOME SPIR MONSTER ASS.HONORABLE GAY MENTIONKAT DENNGS ALSO APPEARS AS A LLEAGUE OF DR. JANE FOSTER ONE (1) SCENE, NEVER TO BE SEEN OR HEARD OM AGA. SHE’S BEEN A GUT JUDGE ON DRAG RACE AND HAS A OL VIBE, SO SHE GETS AN HONORABLE MENTN HERE.SO, LOOKS LIKE THOR WILL NOT BE WNG ANY GLAAD AWARDS. BY MY SCIENTIFIC LCULATNS, THERE WERE FAR MORE NOT GAY MOMENTS THAN GAY MOMENTS, AND ONLY TWO THAT WOULD QUALIFY AS “SO GAY.” IN EVERY WAY, THE FILM WAS LS GAY THAN DUNE, WHICH FEATURED TIMOTHéE CHALAMET POUTG, BUTTHOLE-SHAPED WORMS, AND STEPHEN MCKLEY HENRSON HOLDG A LTLE PARASOL JT SO.BUT WHAT WERE WE TO EXPECT? A MOVIE PRODUCED BY MARVEL WHICH IS OWNED BY DISNEY—WHICH HAS E UNR A B OF FIRE FOR S HANDLG OF GAY NTENT AND S FANCIAL SUPPORT OF ANTI-LGBTQ+ POLICIANS—WAS MAYBE NEVER BOUND TO BE “SO GAY” AFTER ALL. SO THE NEXT TIME THE FORMER UNRSTUDY FOR LRA BELL BUNDY RUTHLS THE MIL OFF BROADWAY SAYS THAT SOMETHG IS SO GAY, DON’T NECSARILY TAKE HER WORD FOR .MORE GREAT STORI FROM VANY FAIRRILEY KEOUGH ON GROWG UP PRLEY, INHERG GRACELAND, AND MORETE CRIME, TE FAH: THE SERIAL KILLER AND THE TEXAS MOM WHO STOPPED HIMTHE TAN SUBMERSIBLE DISASTER WAS YEARS THE MAKG, NEW DETAILS REVEALWHY THE GEIA INDICTMENT AGAST TMP AND HIS ALLI IS THE MOST SWEEPG YETIVANKA TMP IS NOT LETTG HER DAD’S MOUNTG LEGAL WO RU HER SUMMER25 PERFECT TV EPISOS FROM THE LAST 25 YEARSA NEW SLIM AARONS BOOK CAPTUR A LOST WORLDFROM THE ARCHIVE: TOO HEPBURN FOR HOLLYWOOD (2006)CHRIS MURPHY

“Taika Wai gets hold of the pen and sudnly Thor’s gay now.

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BLEEDG FOOLCOMIC BOOK NEWS, FILM REVIEWS AND GEEK-CULTURE AS WELL AS THE FARCE, FOLLY, AND FIAS SURROUNDG ALL! SKIP TO NTENTHOMENEWS + OPINIONSMOVIES/TV/STREAMINGCOMICS & BOOKSRPG & VIDEO-GAMESABOUT USSHOP SEARCH FOR: SEARCHTHOSE ANNOUNCG THOR IS “GAY AS HELL” WERE NEVER FANS OF THOR AVI GREEN APRIL 25, 2022             A WRER AT BREBART APPARENTLY ASSUM THE FOLLOWG PEOPLE ON TWTER, MENTG ON THOR: LOVE & THUNR‘S IMPLYG THOR IS GAY, ARE ACTUALLY FANS OF STAN LEE/JACK KIRBY’S TAKE ON THE NORSE THUNR Y: FANS ARE CLAIMG MARVEL SUPERHERO THOR IS “GAY AS HELL” AFTER THE TRAILER FOR THOR: LOVE AND THUNR WAS REVEALED ON MONDAY. “THOR IS GAY !!!!!!!! WE WON,” ANOTHER FAN EXCLAIMED.AT ONE POT THE FILM’S TRAILER, THOR (CHRIS HEMSWORTH) IS SEEN STARG –OR, AT LEAST HE’S TRYG TO — TO THE EY OF STAR-LORD (CHRIS PRATT), WHICH ED SOME FANS TO QUTN THOR’S SEXUALY.“REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU, IF YOU EVER FEEL LOST: JT LOOK TO THE EY OF THE PEOPLE THAT YOU LOVE,” PRATT’S CHARACTER SAYS TO HEMSWORTH’S CHARACTER THE TRAILER, TO WHICH HEMSWORTH REACTS BY STARG DIRECTLY TO PRATT’S EY.FANS TOOK TO TWTER TO EXPRS THEIR EXCEMENT OVER THE IA THAT THOR MAY BE HAVG A “GAY AWAKENG”  THE NEW FILM. THERE ARE A LOT OF THGS BREBART’S BEEN GOOD AT, BUT THIS IS CROSSG THE LE. THE NOTN THE ARE ACTUALLY FANS IS PURE TOMMYROT. I’M A FAN OF LEE’S ORIGAL TAK ON THE FAMO FIGURE OF NORSE MYTHOLOGY, AND IF THIS MOVIE TAK THAT KD OF FORCED SWERVE TO LGBT TERRORY, I ONLY FD THAT DISMAYG. IT MAY JT BE A JOKE THE TRAILER, BUT THE WOKE PC ADVOT, AS THEY’RE MORE LIKELY TO BE, FELY TAKE THGS LERALLY, LAYG BARE THE VISN THEY TRAGILLY BELIEVE IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE ONE FOR MARVEL’S TAKE ON THE NORSE THUNR Y. IF SUPERMAN FANS ARE STAYG AWAY OM THE SON OF KAL-EL SPOFF, WHERE THE JUNR JONATHAN KENT’S BEEN CHANGED TO BISEXUAL, WHY SHOULD WE BELIEVE THOR FANS GENERAL ARE ANY MORE ACCEPTG OF THIS? IF ’S NOT RIGHT TO EXPLO THE MAN OF STEEL’S LEGACY FOR CHEAP WOKE-ISM, THEN ’S NOT RIGHT TO DO SO WH LEE’S ST OF CHARACTERS EHER, ICEMAN CLUD. SO WHY THE WHOLE FLAWED APPROACH OF SCRIBG THE SOCIAL MEDIA ERS AS “FANS”, WHEN SUCH S ALONE AREN’T PROOF ENOUGH THEY ARE? I THK THIS REQUIR A B OF A REVIEW OF THEIR MO ON THE PART OF BREBART’S WRERS AS TO WHETHER THEY SHOULD BE G SUCH A SCRIPTN. BEE WHOEVER THEY ARE, ’S UNWISE TO SAY THEY SPEAK FOR ALL LEE/KIRBY FANS. AND WOULD ALSO SEEM THEY OVERLOOKED A MOST UNFORTUNATE CHANGE THE NEW MOVIE: JANE FOSTER BEG THOR, NOT UNLIKE HOW SHE DO SJW JASON AARON’S ICS. INVERSE TOOK TO GHG OVER ALL THAT HERE: JULY 20, 2019. ALMOST THREE YEARS AGO, THE MARVEL CEMATIC UNIVERSE MA A PROMISE. ON STAGE AT COMIC-CON SAN DIEGO, THOR: LOVE AND THUNR DIRECTOR TAIKA WAI MA THE BOMBSHELL ANNOUNCEMENT THAT JANE FOSTER, THOR’S EX-GIRLIEND, WOULD TAKE ON THE THOR MANTLE AND WIELD MJOLNIR. HE THEN PRENTED A PROP OF THE HAMMER TO JANE FOSTER ACTOR NATALIE PORTMAN, WHO HELD ALOFT.[…] IT’S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER THAT THIS IS JT THE TEASER. THERE’S A FULL TRAILER STILL ON THE WAY, AND NSIRG HOW WE’VE ALREADY SEEN OUR FIRST MIGHTY THOR REVEAL, ’LL PROBABLY PROVI A MORE TAILED LOOK AT NOT JT THOR’S JOURNEY, BUT JANE’S AND VALKYRIE’S TOO. THOR 4 IS BIGGER THAN JT THE GOD OF THUNR HIMSELF; ’S ALSO ABOUT THE WOMEN WHO’VE HELPED HIM EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. AND THIS IS MERELY A NFIRMATN THE MALE THOR IS MEANGLS TO THEM. OTHERWISE, THEY WOULD’VE SAID ’S ABOUT MORE THAN JT THOR, NOT THAT ’S “BIGGER”. SO WHY ARE THEY EVEN OBSSG OVER THE WHOLE PRODUCTN WHEN THEY DON’T RPECT LEE’S ORIGAL VELOPMENTS? COMICBOOK PROVIS FURTHER VERIFITN ABOUT THE ADAPTATN OF AARON’S STORY: MARVEL STUDS HAS OFFICIALLY RELEASED THE FIRST TRAILER FOR THOR: LOVE AND THUNR AND GIV OUR FIRST LOOK AT NATALIE PORTMAN AS JANE FOSTER/MIGHTY THOR. MIGHTY THOR WAS FIRST TRODUCED 2014 AND WAS CREATED BY JASON AARON. IT FEATUR A STORYLE WHERE THOR N NO LONGER LIFT MJOLNIR AFTER NICK FURY TELLS HIM A SECRET. JANE FOSTER IS DIAGNOSED WH NCER AND SOMEHOW LIFTS THE HAMMER. FANS WERE WONRG IF THE FILM WOULD RPORATE THE IC STORYLE, AND  TURNS OUT THEY DID. ACRDG TO A SCRIPTN FOR AN ONLE LISTG OF A REPLI OF THE CHARACTERS MIGHTY THOR HELMET (VIA THE DIRECT), REVEALS THAT THE CHARACTER WILL HAVE NCER THE MARVEL CEMATIC UNIVERSE. ANYBODY WHO VIEWS AARON’S MATERIAL AS PERFECT FOR MOVI IS OUT OF THEIR MDS. TLY LGHABLE IS HOW THEY NFGLY STATE “MIGHTY THOR” WAS AARON’S CREATN, WHEN LEE AND KIRBY WERE THE THORS 60 YEARS AGO. OH, AND LOOKS LIKE THE ABOVE SE ALSO ED AN AMBIGUO SCRIPTN OF “FANS”, JT LIKE BREBART. PREDICTABLY, NO QUTNS ASKED WHETHER THE EVENT WHERE NICK FURY ROBBED THOR OF HIS POWER HAD QUALY WRG EHER. AND THAT’S NOT THE ONLY PLACE WHERE JANE FOSTER IS TURNG UP. POLYGON SAYS SHE’S BEG ADD TO THE ST ROSTER OF A PUTER GAME: THE NEW THOR: LOVE AND THUNR TRAILER ISN’T THE ONLY PLACE YOU’LL FD JANE FOSTER ROCKG THE POWERS OF THOR. IN WHAT’S SURELY PART OF A MASSIVE PROMOTNAL PH, JANE FOSTER, THE MIGHTY THOR, WILL BE THE NEXT PLAYABLE HERO TO JO THE ROSTER MARVEL’S AVENGERS, THE ACTN-RPG OM CRYSTAL DYNAMICS. THIS WOULDN’T HAPPEN TO BE RELATED ANOTHER GAME THAT WAS UNSUCCSFUL, WOULD ? WHAT GOOD DO DO TO ADD AARON’S TAKE ON THE CHARACTER TO SOMETHG THAT DIDN’T MAKE WAV THE FIRST TIME AROUND, AND PROBABLY WON’T THIS TIME EHER? WHAT A JOKE MARKETG. BUT THEN, FOR ALL WE KNOW, TURNG ICS CHARACTERS TO VIO GAM WAS PROBABLY THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG THEIR CLE AS LERARY MATERIAL YEARS AGO. NO WONR I’M SO DISURAGED OM PLAYG EVEN THE BETTER EARLY GAME ADAPTATNS EVER AGA.OVERALL, ’S JT A LOT OF PATHETIC OVER-HYPE FOR SOMETHG THAT’LL BEE MEANGLS YEARS TO E. SO MUCH SOUND AND FURY SIGNIFYG NOTHG. ORIGALLY PUBLISHED HERE. MORE TRENDG STORI:'BLUE BEETLE' COMICS DERVED BETTER THAN ANGEL MANUEL SOTO'S NEW FILMLOOKG BACK AT THE COMICS BOOM & BT THE 1990'SDISNEY ANIMATORS PROPERLY DEFEND 'PROBLEMATIC' CLASSICS 'SNOW WHE' & 'SONG OF THE SOUTH'SHOULD YOU WATCH THE MARVEL FILMS RELEASE OR CHRONOLOGIL ORR?5 MOVI TO WATCH IF YOU LOVED NETFLIX'S 'HEART OF STONE'IS 'SECRET INVASN' THE END OF COBIE SMULRS' 'MARIA HILL' THE MCU?REMENDG THIS COMIC MAY BE A BAD WAY TO PROMOTE 'BLUE BEETLE'            AVI GREENCHRIS HEMSWORTHCHRIS PRATTJACK KIRBYJASON AARONMARVELMCUNATALIE PORTMANSTAN LEETAIKA WAITHORBLOGSCOMICSMOVI, TV, FILM AVI GREEN AVI GREEN WAS BORN PENNSYLVANIA 1974, AND MOVED TO ISRAEL 1983. HE ENJOYED READG ICS WHEN HE WAS YOUNG, THE FIRST BEG FANTASTIC FOUR. HE MATAS A STRONG BELIEF THE PUBLIC'S RIGHT TO KNOWLEDGE AND ACCURACY OF FACTS. HE NSIRS HIMSELF A NSERVATIVE-STYLE VERSN OF CLARK KENT. FOLLOW HIM ON HIS BLOG AT FOUR COLOR MEDIA MONOR OR ON TWTER AT @AVIGREEN1RELATED POSTS SUPPLY & DEMAND: WHY SO MANY ‘QUEER’ TV SERI ARE BEG CANCELLED NOT EVERYONE WAS IMPRSED WH ZACK SNYR’S BLOATED “REBEL MOON” TEASER ‘CHUCKY’ ANNOUNC UPG SEASON 3 DURG BIZARRE PRS CONFERENCE BLA CO-CREATOR MARV WOLFMAN RETURNS TO MARVEL HORROR FOR WHAT IF…? ONE-SHOT ‘BLUE BEETLE’ COMICS DERVED BETTER THAN ANGEL MANUEL SOTO’S NEW FILMJUST KEEPING THE LIGHTS ON

“You’re gay. *Cue the ternal gay panic*. There were other characters I had csh on before that (only realized they were csh years after the fact), but you gotta go wh the girl that ma you gay.