Geoff Gaylord, 37, entered the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office earlier today and turned himself for killg his imagary iend — Mr. Happy. Gaylord told officers he had stabbed Mr. Happy repeatedly wh a kchen knife, cut up the body wh a hatchet and buried the victim his backyard. A remorseful Gaylord told officers he wanted the ath penalty for his crime — preferably, “right now.” Gaylord said he killed his imagary iend of seven years for multiple reasons – one, for beg msy. “His room was a ms all the time wh his toys and dolls,” Gaylord told police. “He left his empty vodka bottl all over the kchen… never picked up his empty e baggi and left the toilet seat down when he peed. He msed up my apartment to the pot where I jt uldn’t get clean. Before Hap started dog dgs and actg weird he was my BFF (bt iend forever). We’d go dancg, play on the children’s park equipment, both huge fans of doom metal – listened to for hours wh the lights turned off.” Gaylord said he and Mr. Happy had grown very unhappy their relatnship and hadn’t had a “real nversatn” at least a year. The breakg pot me when Mr. Happy allegedly crashed Mr. Gaylord’s Nissan ALTIMA after the iends had been out celebratg Mr. Happy’s birthday at Hooters, which rulted Mr. Gaylord beg arrted stead of Mr. Happy. “That dnk drivg cint I got unfairly blamed for and jt how msy he had bee put me over the edge and I murred him,” Mr. Gaylord told police. “It was an overreactn. I should have listened to the neighbor lady and got to unselg, but no, I did the unthkable and killed my bt iend. I’m a terrible, terrible person and I need to be punished.” Police said Gaylord was extremely toxited and threatened to kill police after they told him they uld not give him the ath penalty for his crime. Police took Mr. Gaylord to ctody and obtaed a search warrant for his hoe where they found dg paraphernalia and a mache gun. Gaylord was booked on multiple charg. Bail has not been set. --------------------------------------------------------------- [1] FLORIDA MAN TURNS HIMSELF IN FOR MURDERING IMAGINARY FRIEND, MORON, May 12, 2015 [2] Bryan Bnati, MAN KILLS IMAGINARY FRIEND, TURNS SELF IN, TAKES WORLD'S SADDEST MUG SHOT, Mandatory, May 12, 2015 [3] Ollie McAteer , No… a man hasn’t turned himself for murrg imagary iend Mr Happy, , Wednday 13 May 2015 10:29 pm [4] Geoff Gaylord: Man Turns Himself In For Murrg Imagary Friend, Inquisr, May 12, 2015 [5] Man Kills Imagary Friend and Turns Himself In, WQLZ, May 12, 2015 [6] Liz Lee, Not Drkg Alhol Could Have Saved His Imagary Friend’s Life, Liberal Ameri, May 12, 2015 [7] Man turns himself after murrg imagary iend, Yahoo7 News, May 14, 2015, 1:47 pm [8] ROBERT PASBANI, Florida Doom Metal Fan Turns Himself In After "Murrg His Imagary Friend", Metal Injectn, MAY 13, 2015 AT 1:02 PM [9] Man Kills Imagary Friend, Turns Self In, Tak World's Sadst Mug Shot, Random Enthiasm, May 12, 2015 [10] Breakg: Mr. Gaylord Kills Imagary Friend, Mr. Happy, Florida, USA, Bt Mobs, Wednday 13 May 2015 10:29 pm [11] Kayleigh Gil, Dg addict murrs his imagary iend, then turns himself to police, Entertament Wise, May 12, 2015 | The Downfall of Wtern Civilizatn
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Geoff Gaylord, 37, entered the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office earlier today and turned himself for killg his imagary iend — Mr. Happy. Gaylord told officers he had stabbed Mr. Happy repeatedly wh a kchen knife, cut up the body wh a hatchet and buried the victim his backyard. A remorseful Gaylord told officers he wanted the ath penalty for his crime — preferably, “right now.” Gaylord said he killed his imagary iend of seven years for multiple reasons – one, for beg msy. “His room was a ms all the time wh his toys and dolls,” Gaylord told police. “He left his empty vodka bottl all over the kchen… never picked up his empty e baggi and left the toilet seat down when he peed. He msed up my apartment to the pot where I jt uldn’t get clean. Before Hap started dog dgs and actg weird he was my BFF (bt iend forever). We’d go dancg, play on the children’s park equipment, both huge fans of doom metal – listened to for hours wh the lights turned off.” Gaylord said he and Mr. Happy had grown very unhappy their relatnship and hadn’t had a “real nversatn” at least a year. The breakg pot me when Mr. Happy allegedly crashed Mr. Gaylord’s Nissan ALTIMA after the iends had been out celebratg Mr. Happy’s birthday at Hooters, which rulted Mr. Gaylord beg arrted stead of Mr. Happy. “That dnk drivg cint I got unfairly blamed for and jt how msy he had bee put me over the edge and I murred him,” Mr. Gaylord told police. “It was an overreactn. I should have listened to the neighbor lady and got to unselg, but no, I did the unthkable and killed my bt iend. I’m a terrible, terrible person and I need to be punished.” Police said Gaylord was extremely toxited and threatened to kill police after they told him they uld not give him the ath penalty for his crime. Police took Mr. Gaylord to ctody and obtaed a search warrant for his hoe where they found dg paraphernalia and a mache gun. Gaylord was booked on multiple charg. Bail has not been set. --------------------------------------------------------------- [1] FLORIDA MAN TURNS HIMSELF IN FOR MURDERING IMAGINARY FRIEND, MORON, May 12, 2015 [2] Bryan Bnati, MAN KILLS IMAGINARY FRIEND, TURNS SELF IN, TAKES WORLD'S SADDEST MUG SHOT, Mandatory, May 12, 2015 [3] Ollie McAteer , No… a man hasn’t turned himself for murrg imagary iend Mr Happy, , Wednday 13 May 2015 10:29 pm [4] Geoff Gaylord: Man Turns Himself In For Murrg Imagary Friend, Inquisr, May 12, 2015 [5] Man Kills Imagary Friend and Turns Himself In, WQLZ, May 12, 2015 [6] Liz Lee, Not Drkg Alhol Could Have Saved His Imagary Friend’s Life, Liberal Ameri, May 12, 2015 [7] Man turns himself after murrg imagary iend, Yahoo7 News, May 14, 2015, 1:47 pm [8] ROBERT PASBANI, Florida Doom Metal Fan Turns Himself In After "Murrg His Imagary Friend", Metal Injectn, MAY 13, 2015 AT 1:02 PM [9] Man Kills Imagary Friend, Turns Self In, Tak World's Sadst Mug Shot, Random Enthiasm, May 12, 2015 [10] Breakg: Mr. Gaylord Kills Imagary Friend, Mr. Happy, Florida, USA, Bt Mobs, Wednday 13 May 2015 10:29 pm [11] Kayleigh Gil, Dg addict murrs his imagary iend, then turns himself to police, Entertament Wise, May 12, 2015 | The Downfall of Wtern Civilizatn * geoff gaylord mr happy *
A man turned himself to police and mand they give him the ath penalty after he admted murrg his imagary iend Mr here tears Geoff Gaylord, 37, om Florida, told officers he had stabbed Mr Happy to ath wh a knife, cut up the body wh a hatchet and buried the victim his backyard. Jacksonville officers took a dnk Gaylord to ctody and obtaed a search warrant for his hoe. Gaylord said one of the reasons he killed Mr Happy was bee he was also told officers: “His room was a ms all the time wh his toys and dolls.
“We’d go dancg, play on the children’s park equipment, both huge fans of doom metal – listened to for hours wh the lights turned off, ” reports found dg paraphernalia and a mache gun at Gaylord’s home and he was charged wh multiple break - May 14. JACKSONVILLE, Florida – Geoff Gaylord, 37, entered the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office earlier today and turned himself for killg his imagary iend — Mr. Gaylord told officers he had stabbed Mr.
A remorseful Gaylord told officers he wanted the ath penalty for his crime — preferably, “right now.
Man Turns Himself In After Killg Imagary Friend. Geoff Gaylord, 37, entered the Jacksonville Sheriff's office and turned himself for killg his * geoff gaylord mr happy *
Gaylord said he killed his imagary iend of seven years for multiple reasons – one, for beg msy. “His room was a ms all the time wh his toys and dolls, ” Gaylord told police. Gaylord said he and Mr.
Gaylord’s Nissan ALTIMA after the iends had been out celebratg Mr.
Geoff Gaylord walked to a Jacksonville Sheriff's Office and nfsed to repeatedly stabbg his iend Mr. Happy wh a kchen knife, cuttg up the body * geoff gaylord mr happy *
Gaylord beg arrted stead of Mr. Gaylord told police. Police said Gaylord was extremely toxited and threatened to kill police after they told him they uld not give him the ath penalty for his crime.
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Gaylord to ctody and obtaed a search warrant for his hoe where they found dg paraphernalia and a mache gun. Gaylord was booked on multiple charg.
Geoff Gaylord walked to a Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office and nfsed to his crime: he had repeatedly stabbed his iend “Mr. Gaylord and Mr. Happy were iends for seven years but, acrdg to Gaylord, he killed him for a few reasons:.
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Gaylord was eventually taken to ctody when he threatened police for not givg him the ath penalty. Police found dg paraphernalia and a mache gun Gaylord’s hoe, and was booked on multiple charg. Geoff Gaylord.
Geoff Gaylord, 37, entered the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office earlier today and turned himself for killg his imagary iend — Mr. Gaylord told officers he had stabbed Mr. ” Gaylord said he killed his imagary iend of seven years for multiple reasons – one, for beg msy.