Are my ducks gay?
Contents:
- Q&A: DISVERER OF DEAD GAY DUCK SEX
- HOW GAY DEAD DUCK SEX WAS DISVERED
- WHO IS JOSEPH ZIEGLER, THE GAY IRS WHISTLEBLOWER HUNTER BIN PROBE?
- JAGUARS ACH KEV MAXEN RECEIV OVERWHELMG SUPPORT AFTER G OUT AS GAY
- DUCK | CAN ANIMALS BE GAY?
- “DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA
Q&A: DISVERER OF DEAD GAY DUCK SEX
Wh all the tert duck sex the days, a lecture by the scientist who disvered gay mallard necrophilia seems timely. * are some ducks gay *
Before he won an Ig Nobel Prize 2003 for his study, "The First Case of Homosexual Necrophilia the Mallard Anas Platyrhynchos, " Dutch blogist Ke Moeliker had never heard of the awards.
That's basilly bee what I won the prize for was about homosexual necrophilia mallards. A: I thk so, pecially for a large dience who thk homosexualy, and thgs like necrophilia, is strictly limed to the human speci. Wh all the tert duck sex the days, a lecture by the scientist who disvered gay mallard necrophilia seems timely.
In a TED Talk posted onle this month, Dutch blogist Ke Moeliker, a curator at the Natural History Mm Rotterdam, explas how he beme the first scientist to document homosexual necrophilia ducks. And, look, both are of the male sex — homosexual necrophilia, '" Moeliker told the dience. Koob is gay right?
HOW GAY DEAD DUCK SEX WAS DISVERED
Inially, there were accatns that Ziegler, as a gay Democrat, was biased toward Bin, but now some Republins say his inty shows he's fair and reliable sayg the IRS was hampered the vtigatn. * are some ducks gay *
Some Republins once said Joseph Ziegler, the Internal Revenue Service agent who ttified before Congrs Wednday about possible terference the vtigatn of Hunter Bin, was biased Bin’s favor bee he’s a gay man and a Democrat. “People have said, bee I’m gay and that I am workg as the se agent on this vtigatn, that I mt be a far-left liberal, perfectly placed to f some agenda.
WHO IS JOSEPH ZIEGLER, THE GAY IRS WHISTLEBLOWER HUNTER BIN PROBE?
“One of them is a gay Democrat who’s married to a man. The report clud a photo of Joseph Ziegler and his hband, Newsweek not, pl the assertn that the hband was nnected “at least socially” to Demetre Daskalakis, a gay physician who has worked the New York Cy health partment and the Centers for Disease Control and Preventn, and later was appoted by Joe Bin as puty ordator of the rponse to the mpox outbreak.
In the 1960s, he was the wild observg the big horns and saw that they basilly live an entirely homosexual society until the age of six or seven.
JAGUARS ACH KEV MAXEN RECEIV OVERWHELMG SUPPORT AFTER G OUT AS GAY
Major profsnal sports to publicly e out as gay.
Last Febary, Maxen nnected wh lebacker Carl Nassib, who beme the first active NFL player to e out as gay 2021, as he navigated a path forward. by: Gayle Guyardo. In the new YA tle Queer Ducks (and Other Animals), two-time Natnal Book Award falist and New York Tim btsellg thor Elt Schrefer jos Gayle Guyardo the host of the natnally syndite health and wellns show Bloom and prents a well-rearched exploratn of queer behavr the animal world—om albatross to bonobos to clownfish and sharp and wty prose—aid by humoro ics om artist Jul Zuckerberg—Schrefer science, history, anthropology, and soclogy to illtrate the diversy of sexual behavr the animal world.
But Donald, that charmg children’s character, has been kidnapped by a pany followg a rigoro iologil program of liberal doctratn, whose latt nqut has been to troduce the new episos of DuckTal two gay ducks who have adopted a ltle duck, whose sexual habs have not been revealed th far. That’s why they clu gay parents wh their rrpondg T-shirts advertisg their orientatn, and that’s why they make all the old characters the seri appld this revelatn, which only seems all the more ridiculo if what they want is to normalize the sexual preferenc of morn ducks.
DUCK | CAN ANIMALS BE GAY?
Fortunately for him, he’s absolutely prehensible when he speaks, so ’s difficult to acce him of beg a homophobe.
The person charge of the seri says that the sendary plot of ltle Vlet’s gay parents is signifint, and that what he is really planng is to troduce “LGBTQ narrativ” among the ma characters durg future productns. However, perhaps someone should remd him that, if he hadn’t hered characters such as Scrooge McDuck, Donald, and Fenton, he would be sellg his gay duck rtoons at some nventn for retired orphans of the Democratic Party, alongsi the ltle flags, hats, snacks, and tton ndy. The strange se of the homosexual necrophiliac duck phed out the boundari of knowledge a rather improbable way when was rerd by Dutch rearcher Ke may have ffled a few feathers, but earned him the veted Ig Nobel prize for blogy award for improbable rearch, and next week he will be reuntg his fdgs to UK dienc on the Ig Nobel behave pretty badly, seems.
“DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA
It is not so much that up to one 10 of mallard upl are homosexual - no one would raise an eyebrow the liberal Netherlands - but they regularly dulge "attempted rape flights" when they pursue other ducks wh a view to forcible matg. "Rape is a normal reproductive strategy mallards, " explas Mr he reunts his semal paper, The first se of homosexual necrophilia the mallard anas platyrhynchos, he was his office the Natuurmm Rotterdam, when he was alerted by a bang to the fact a bird had crashed to the glass fa of the buildg. However, Mr Moeliker was rmed of an Amerin se volvg a squirrel and a ad partner, although this se is not known whether the necrophilia observed was homosexual or not as the victim had been n over by a tck shortly before the cint.
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