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Wh all the tert duck sex the days, a lecture by the scientist who disvered gay mallard necrophilia seems timely.

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“DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA

" It was the first documented se of homosexual necrophilia the speci.

(c) Where Moeliker observed the "homosexual necrophilia. "Celebrate the first se of gay duck necrophilia"​Hard pass. On another note, "gay duck necrophilia" was NOT on my Monday Ars Headle Bgo rd, but 's funny to see .

“DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA

Gay Duck Necrophilia is gog to be the name of my ath metal band.

Is really gay if 's a ad duck? gay duck necrophilia​.

Consirg some of the outstandg ncerns om the LGBTQ+ muny regardg the problematic transphobia issu wh last Friday’s article, maybe g “gay duck necrophilia” as a fun and punchy headle, as pri month is gettg started, isn’t good taste. [looks down at box of party hats, streamers, and ke wh Happy Gay Duck Necrophilia Day wrten on ]. The funnit guy I ever knew was a gay man, and he spared neher himself nor the gay and straight muni together om his wicked perspectiv.

“DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA

I realize this is extremely tangential, but now I'm cur what the staff at Tai Wu thk about beg the se of a memorative dner to gay necrophiliac duck sex. Callg "gay" supposedly mak funny for a lot of people, while givg yet more ammunn to bigots who I know will be quotg this to once aga "prove" how sick we all are. Wh all the tert duck sex the days, a lecture by the scientist who disvered gay mallard necrophilia seems timely.

In a TED Talk posted onle this month, Dutch blogist Ke Moeliker, a curator at the Natural History Mm Rotterdam, explas how he beme the first scientist to document homosexual necrophilia ducks. And, look, both are of the male sex — homosexual necrophilia, '" Moeliker told the dience.

” It was the first documented se of homosexual necrophilia the speci. (c) Where Moeliker observed the “homosexual necrophilia.

“DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA

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“DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA

In 2001, he published a paper, “The first se of homosexual necrophilia the mallard Anas platyrhynchos, ” the mm’s journal, Desea.

“It’s the send documented se of homosexual necrophilia the mallard, ” he says. The pulatn took 75 mut, and beme known the scientific muny as ‘the first se of homosexual necrophilia the mallard’.

Scroll down of klik hier] On June 5th, 1996 Ke Moeliker silently celebrated what he lled “Dead Duck Day”, to memorate the first anniversary of the sudn and dramatic ath (on June 5th, 1995) of the mallard (Anas platyrhynchos) that entered the scientific lerature as the first victim of homosexual necrophilia this speci. In begjaren van Dead Duck Day ken bijna niemand het dramatische lot van eend, want het duur tot 2001 voordat Ke Moeliker zijn unieke waarnemg publiceer als ‘Het eerste geval van homoseksuele necrofilie bij Wil Eend’. Diverse seksueel gedrag is dankzij eend bpreekbaar geworn, zeker krgen waar men het woord homoseksuele necrofilie niet mond durft te nemen.

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” This is the first documented se of homosexual necrophilia the speci. (c) Where Moeliker se “homosexual necrophilia.

Dead Duck Day, as if you didn’t already know, is celebrated by the Mm of Natural History Rotterdam, Holland, to memorate the day one of s rearchers ma an Ig Nobel prize wng disvery: the first rerd scriptn of homosexual necrophilia ducks. ) Homosexualy and necrophilia had both been documented before ducks, but not together. The mallard duck that is a val part of Dead Duck Day beme known to science as the first (documented) ‘victim’ of homosexual necrophilia that speci, and earned s disverer, Ke Moeliker, the 2003 Ig Nobel Blogy Prize.

Dead Duck Day honors the mallard duck that beme known to science as the first (documented) ‘victim’ of homosexual necrophilia that speci, and earned s disverer, Ke Moeliker, the 2003 Ig Nobel Blogy Prize. In any event, Moeliker himself would later note an aptly tled paper, The first se of homosexual necrophilia the mallard, “After the breakup of the pairs (om mid March onwards), when the drak ngregate small flocks, more than a dozen may chase a sgle female the air, tryg to force her down and rape her…”. Before 1995, while duck-experts had observed male ducks rapg ad female ducks before and have also monly observed male ducks rapg livg male ducks, never before had anyone ever seen a duck havg gay sex wh a ceased member of s own kd.

“DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA

As prevly stated, Moeliker eventually llated his fdgs his paper, The first se of homosexual necrophilia the mallard, that unrstandably ed que a stir amongst seasoned bird-nerds.

“DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA

In any event, sce 1995, honor of the duck that so urageoly gave s life to let the world know s kd didn’t md havg forced gay sex wh their own ad, Moeliker holds an rmal memorial service on the anniversary of the fateful moment the duck llid wh the mm. Also clud the 2017 ceremony was the much anticipated sequel to the Dead Duck event- the send acunt of homosexual necrophilia the mallard, which occurred that year.

Beyond all this, 2014 an aptly tled opera, The Homosexual Necrophiliac Duck Opera, pictg the event was posed by one Daniel Gillgwater, wh Moeliker himself gettg to perform the duck ll the premiere at Imperial College London. It is Dead Duck Day 2015 — the 20th anniversary of the day 1995 when a mallard duck flew to a glass wdow outsi the Natural History Mm Rotterdam, fell to the ground ad, and then beme part of the first scientifilly observed stance of homosexual necrophilia mallard ducks.

“DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA

“DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA

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