“Dead Duck Day” marks that time a scientist wnsed gay duck necrophilia | Ars Techni

Contents:

• HOW GAY DEAD DUCK SEX WAS DISVERED
• “DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA
• Q&A: DISVERER OF DEAD GAY DUCK SEX
• “DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA
• “DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA
• “DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA
• “DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA
• “DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA
• “DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA

HOW GAY DEAD DUCK SEX WAS DISVERED

Wh all the tert duck sex the days, a lecture by the scientist who disvered gay mallard necrophilia seems timely.

“DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA

In a TED Talk posted onle this month, Dutch blogist Ke Moeliker, a curator at the Natural History Mm Rotterdam, explas how he beme the first scientist to document homosexual necrophilia ducks. And, look, both are of the male sex — homosexual necrophilia, '" Moeliker told the dience. " It was the first documented se of homosexual necrophilia the speci.

(c) Where Moeliker observed the "homosexual necrophilia.

Before he won an Ig Nobel Prize 2003 for his study, "The First Case of Homosexual Necrophilia the Mallard Anas Platyrhynchos, " Dutch blogist Ke Moeliker had never heard of the awards. That's basilly bee what I won the prize for was about homosexual necrophilia mallards. A: I thk so, pecially for a large dience who thk homosexualy, and thgs like necrophilia, is strictly limed to the human speci.

Q&A: DISVERER OF DEAD GAY DUCK SEX

” It was the first documented se of homosexual necrophilia the speci.

(c) Where Moeliker observed the “homosexual necrophilia.

Today on “Q&A: Disverer of Dead Gay Duck Sex. "Celebrate the first se of gay duck necrophilia"​Hard pass. On another note, "gay duck necrophilia" was NOT on my Monday Ars Headle Bgo rd, but 's funny to see .

“DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA

Gay Duck Necrophilia is gog to be the name of my ath metal band. Is really gay if 's a ad duck?

“DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA

gay duck necrophilia​. Consirg some of the outstandg ncerns om the LGBTQ+ muny regardg the problematic transphobia issu wh last Friday’s article, maybe g “gay duck necrophilia” as a fun and punchy headle, as pri month is gettg started, isn’t good taste. [looks down at box of party hats, streamers, and ke wh Happy Gay Duck Necrophilia Day wrten on ].

“DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA

The funnit guy I ever knew was a gay man, and he spared neher himself nor the gay and straight muni together om his wicked perspectiv. I realize this is extremely tangential, but now I'm cur what the staff at Tai Wu thk about beg the se of a memorative dner to gay necrophiliac duck sex. Callg "gay" supposedly mak funny for a lot of people, while givg yet more ammunn to bigots who I know will be quotg this to once aga "prove" how sick we all are.

The strange se of the homosexual necrophiliac duck phed out the boundari of knowledge a rather improbable way when was rerd by Dutch rearcher Ke may have ffled a few feathers, but earned him the veted Ig Nobel prize for blogy award for improbable rearch, and next week he will be reuntg his fdgs to UK dienc on the Ig Nobel behave pretty badly, seems. It is not so much that up to one 10 of mallard upl are homosexual - no one would raise an eyebrow the liberal Netherlands - but they regularly dulge "attempted rape flights" when they pursue other ducks wh a view to forcible matg.

“DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA

"Rape is a normal reproductive strategy mallards, " explas Mr he reunts his semal paper, The first se of homosexual necrophilia the mallard anas platyrhynchos, he was his office the Natuurmm Rotterdam, when he was alerted by a bang to the fact a bird had crashed to the glass fa of the buildg.

“DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA

However, Mr Moeliker was rmed of an Amerin se volvg a squirrel and a ad partner, although this se is not known whether the necrophilia observed was homosexual or not as the victim had been n over by a tck shortly before the cint. ” This is the first documented se of homosexual necrophilia the speci.

“DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA

(c) Where Moeliker se “homosexual necrophilia. In any event, Moeliker himself would later note an aptly tled paper, The first se of homosexual necrophilia the mallard, “After the breakup of the pairs (om mid March onwards), when the drak ngregate small flocks, more than a dozen may chase a sgle female the air, tryg to force her down and rape her…”.

Before 1995, while duck-experts had observed male ducks rapg ad female ducks before and have also monly observed male ducks rapg livg male ducks, never before had anyone ever seen a duck havg gay sex wh a ceased member of s own kd. As prevly stated, Moeliker eventually llated his fdgs his paper, The first se of homosexual necrophilia the mallard, that unrstandably ed que a stir amongst seasoned bird-nerds. In any event, sce 1995, honor of the duck that so urageoly gave s life to let the world know s kd didn’t md havg forced gay sex wh their own ad, Moeliker holds an rmal memorial service on the anniversary of the fateful moment the duck llid wh the mm.