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NICK SWARDSON ON ‘ZOHAN,’ GAY ROBOTS, AND ‘CAVEMEN’

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Gay Robot sketch and pilot episos (2006)This started as a edy nugget on Adam Sandler's Shhh...Don't Tell album. Gay Robot, voiced by Nick Swardson, is much as the name suggts.HAL 9000, 2001 (1968)There's been a lot wrten about this one, and the ia that the future sexualy and genr rol would be fluid and so HAL's voice (Shakpearean actor Douglas Ra) was chosen to su. Here, the cunng robot tri to slip Buck a date rape pill, and is clearly miffed by Buck's tert the bad lady the biki.Robby, Forbidn Pla (1956)"Star sapphir take a week to crystallize properly -- would diamonds or emeralds do?" Defenr of the main's honor, expert ok and tailor, Robby is your archetypal gay butler.C3PO, Star Wars (1977)I mean -- "There'll be no pe for the prcs this time" -- don't we all say that when thgs get tough?

C3PO even has the perfect mcg walk, so he may be a robotic homophobic slur, but we prefer to thk he's jt a queer ole droid.Maxiian, The Black Hole (1979)A study gleamg red and black, pl he'll kill you wh his whisk if you get his way. This baldy, asexually voiced robot is right up our alley.KITT, Knight Rir (1982)"Well sound like an accatn to me, Michael..." Kt gets some real 'tu this clip, nfirmg what we knew all along.Tom Servo, Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-99)Well, he's gay this clip at least...Cops, THX 1138 (1971)They look like CHIPs but wh shy robot fac ... Brilliant.The origal Cylons, Battltar Galacti (1978)What's not gay about Battltar Galacti s origal '80s rnatn?

The super-chromed Cylons, spangled lightg effects, and Vor voic are totally gay dis heaven. Terry the Rollerskatg Gay Guy! We read that you began work on a TV pilot lled The Gay Robot.

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It’s a show about a profsor who creat a robot who turns out to be gay. It’s basilly like a day the life of a gay robot.

Nick Swardson on ‘Zohan, ’ Gay Robots, and ‘Cavemen’. A robot, voiced by Nick Swardson, disvers he is gay after a we oler is spilled on him and i his circu board. the amount of forhadowg for gaymarty is sane like marty sayg he don’t know any gay people stead of sayg he don’t know any robots bee marty is his “i’m not gay” nfed pg era for gay robot and when they said they found a hot guy for gay robot and the way they scribed “the guy” they uld lerally jt be scribg marty like e on this is not a cince the forhadowg is so blatant.

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‎Gay Robot (2006) directed by Tom Gianas • Reviews, film + st • Letterboxd.

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