Boldly aimg his furrowed brow at "one of the biggt stori of our lifetim," perennially puzzled, flagrantly fascistic Tucker Carlson has released the hottt, weirst, gayt trailer ever for his new season of "documentary" "origals." Ostensibly about the "total llapse" of ttosterone levels Amerin men, offers a steamy montage of ripped, gleamg dus liftg weights, shootg guns, spltg wood, slgg tck tir and evintly chargg their dicks at a power statn as triumphant, Riefenstahl-ish mic soars. Y, 's real. We're nfed too.
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- ‘DRAG ME TO DNER’ IS THE GLZY GAY FEVER DREAM YOU NEED TO WATCH RIGHT NOW
- CHRIS KELLY AND SARAH SCHNEIR’S NEXT SERI WILL BE A LERAL GAY FEVER DREAM
‘DRAG ME TO DNER’ IS THE GLZY GAY FEVER DREAM YOU NEED TO WATCH RIGHT NOW
* gay fever dream *
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CHRIS KELLY AND SARAH SCHNEIR’S NEXT SERI WILL BE A LERAL GAY FEVER DREAM
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