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Contents:
- ‘DRAG ME TO DNER’ IS THE GLZY GAY FEVER DREAM YOU NEED TO WATCH RIGHT NOW
- CHRIS KELLY AND SARAH SCHNEIR’S NEXT SERI WILL BE A LERAL GAY FEVER DREAM
‘DRAG ME TO DNER’ IS THE GLZY GAY FEVER DREAM YOU NEED TO WATCH RIGHT NOW
Boldly aimg his furrowed brow at "one of the biggt stori of our lifetim," perennially puzzled, flagrantly fascistic Tucker Carlson has released the hottt, weirst, gayt trailer ever for his new season of "documentary" "origals." Ostensibly about the "total llapse" of ttosterone levels Amerin men, offers a steamy montage of ripped, gleamg dus liftg weights, shootg guns, spltg wood, slgg tck tir and evintly chargg their dicks at a power statn as triumphant, Riefenstahl-ish mic soars. Y, 's real. We're nfed too. * gay fever dream *
Boldly aimg his furrowed brow at "one of the biggt stori of our lifetim, " perennially puzzled, flagrantly fascistic Tucker Carlson has released the hottt, weirst, gayt trailer ever for his new season of "Tucker Carlson Origals, " which he of the hapls Muppet haircut and his team "take you si the issu" for a "documentary news magaze.
The show will prumably blame wokens, CRT and too many gay people - a supreme irony given that s dazzlgly Riefenstahl-and-Cabaret-flavored promo offers what a bewilred social media has emed a steamy, mpy fever dream of ripped, gleamg, smokg hot, mostly naked guys that make "the gay '70s VHS porno I was watchg put self on pse and (gaze) lt-filled amazement and jealoy. "The chey gay-porn rtoon begs, ls homo-erotilly but no more herently, wh JFK cryg "soft, chubby children.
" The bewilred rponse to "human bow-tie" Carlson's rnchy, wistful o to toxic masculy, per famo gay man Gee Takei: "This is so gay" - though someone did make a b gayer by puttg toYMCA. " One noted, "I am stg here next to my gay hband livg my gay life readg a gay novel as rearch for my new gay book, and yet (I) will never be as gay as whatever is hntg (Carlson's) fantasi.
CHRIS KELLY AND SARAH SCHNEIR’S NEXT SERI WILL BE A LERAL GAY FEVER DREAM
* gay fever dream *
The pair’s new seri for HBO centers on a gay teen 2000, who p wh beg closeted by simply … dissociatg and imagg that he’s a straight actor playg a gay role, per Variety. Now, get ready for another gay fever dream of a show, if a b too lerally. "Stop beg THAT gay.