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• THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
• HOW THE GAY AIRLE STEWARD BEME A STEREOTYPE
• GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
• GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
• THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT: (THIS ONE IS TOO FUNNY NOT TO FORWARD!) MY FLIGHT WAS BEG SERVED BY AN OBVLY GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT, WHO SEEMED TO PUT EVERYONE GOOD MOOD AS HE SERVED FOOD AND DRKS. AS THE PLANE PREPARED TO SCEND, HE ME SWISHG DOWN THE AISLE AND TOLD THAT 'CAPTA MARVEY HAS ASKED ME TO ANNOUNCE THAT HE'LL BE LANDG THE BIG SRY PLANE SHORTLY, SO LOVELY PEOPLE, IF YOU ULD JT PUT YOUR TRAYS UP, THAT WOULD BE SUPER.' ON HIS TRIP BACK UP THE AISLE, HE NOTICED THIS WELL- DRSED AND RATHER ARABIC-LOOKG WOMAN HADN'T MOVED A MCLE. 'PERHAPS YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME OVER THOSE BIG BTE ENG, BUT I ASKED YOU TO RAISE YOUR TRAZY-POO, SO THE MA MAN N PTY- PAT ON THE GROUND.' SHE LMLY TURNED HER HEAD AND SAID, 'IN MY UNTRY, I AM LLED A PRCS, AND I TAKE ORRS OM NO ONE.' TO WHICH (I SWEAR) THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT REPLIED, WHOUT MISSG A BEAT, 'WELL, SWEET-CHEEKS, MY UNTRY I'M LLED A QUEEN, SO I OUTRANK YOU. TRAY-UP, BCH!'
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• THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT: (THIS ONE IS TOO FUNNY NOT TO FORWARD!) MY FLIGHT WAS BEG SERVED BY AN OBVLY GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT, WHO SEEMED TO PUT EVERYONE A GOOD MOOD AS HE SERVED FOOD AND DRKS. AS THE PLANE PREPARED TO SCEND, HE ME SWISHG DOWN THE AISLE AND TOLD THAT 'CAPTA MARVEY HAS ASKED ME TO ANNOUNCE THAT HE‘LL BE LANDG THE BIG SRY PLANE SHORTLY, SO LOVELY PEOPLE, IF YOU ULD JT PUT YOUR TRAYS UP, THAT WOULD BE SUPER.‘ ON HIS TRIP BACK UP THE AISLE, HE NOTICED THIS WELL- DRSED AND RATHER ARABIC-LOOKG WOMAN HADN'T MOVED A MCLE. ’PERHAPS YOU DIDN‘T HEAR ME OVER THOSE BIG BTE ENG, BUT I ASKED YOU TO RAISE YOUR TRAZY-POO. SO THE MA MAN N PTY- PAT ON THE GROUND.’ SHE LMLY TURNED HER HEAD AND SAID, 'IN MY UNTRY, I AM LLED A PRCS, AND I TAKE ORRS OM NO ONE.‘ TO WHICH (I SWEAR) THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT REPLIED. WHOUT MISSG A BEAT, ”WELL. SWEET-CHEEKS, MY UNTRY I'M LLED A QUEEN, SO I OUTRANK YOU, TRAY-UP, BCH!’

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

My flight was beg served by an obvly gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone a good mood as he served food and the plane prepared to scend, he me swishg down the aisle and told that "Capta Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landg the big sry plane shortly, so lovely people, if you uld jt put your trays up, that would be super. Some mentary on Pedro Almodóvar’s new edy I’m So Exced has noted that rerc gay stereotyp, particularly the characters of s sassy male flight attendants, who are all gay. When did the gay steward bee such a mon stereotype?

HOW THE GAY AIRLE STEWARD BEME A STEREOTYPE

Some stewards were hired back after returng om World War II—often out of a sense of loyalty or patrtic duty—but bee they performed what was nsired “women’s work, ” they were thought to be effemate and were therefore spected of beg homosexual, acrdg to the bias of the time.

This perceptn was further rerced when the killg of a gay male flight attendant a “lover’s lane” Miami brought the stereotype to the headl of sensatnal stori the Miami Daily News. In the macho, homophobic years of the 1950s, this provoked a crackdown on the cy’s unrground gay muny, and stori like the were seen as evince that gay people were “perverts. ” Many airl (some of which traed their stewards Miami) turn quietly did away wh hirg stewards, both gay and straight.

GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

Ever sce, men have generally prised about 15 percent of flight attendants, pendg on the airle, and a high percentage of the men returng to the ranks of the flight attendant rps the 1970s were gay.

For gay men, there were many reasons to bee a flight attendant— wasn’t jt the willgns of many to do stereotypilly feme work. As Tiemeyer wr, “the aisl and galleys of airplan, as well as crew hotels and crash pads, served the same role that other gays and lbians found bars: a place where they uld meet others like themselv and even embrace their same-sex sir for the first time.

GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

And I’d walk through termals, and I knew if there were gay men, they’d be lookg at me. So how many flight attendants were and are gay?

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT: (THIS ONE IS TOO FUNNY NOT TO FORWARD!) MY FLIGHT WAS BEG SERVED BY AN OBVLY GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT, WHO SEEMED TO PUT EVERYONE GOOD MOOD AS HE SERVED FOOD AND DRKS. AS THE PLANE PREPARED TO SCEND, HE ME SWISHG DOWN THE AISLE AND TOLD THAT 'CAPTA MARVEY HAS ASKED ME TO ANNOUNCE THAT HE'LL BE LANDG THE BIG SRY PLANE SHORTLY, SO LOVELY PEOPLE, IF YOU ULD JT PUT YOUR TRAYS UP, THAT WOULD BE SUPER.' ON HIS TRIP BACK UP THE AISLE, HE NOTICED THIS WELL- DRSED AND RATHER ARABIC-LOOKG WOMAN HADN'T MOVED A MCLE. 'PERHAPS YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME OVER THOSE BIG BTE ENG, BUT I ASKED YOU TO RAISE YOUR TRAZY-POO, SO THE MA MAN N PTY- PAT ON THE GROUND.' SHE LMLY TURNED HER HEAD AND SAID, 'IN MY UNTRY, I AM LLED A PRCS, AND I TAKE ORRS OM NO ONE.' TO WHICH (I SWEAR) THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT REPLIED, WHOUT MISSG A BEAT, 'WELL, SWEET-CHEEKS, MY UNTRY I'M LLED A QUEEN, SO I OUTRANK YOU. TRAY-UP, BCH!'

They timated that “between 30 and 50 percent of male flight attendants were gay the 1950s, and between 50 and 90 percent the 1970s.

A flight was beg served by an obvly gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone a good mood as he served food and drks. Why are the majory of male flight attendants gay? I'm cur, why do you thk this profsn seems to attract a signifint number of gay men?

The historic flight took off on the 50th anniversary of the Stonewall Inn raids, which are nsired one of the first major events of the gay rights and liberatn movement the flight parted Philalphia Internatnal Airport (PHL) for New York-LaGuardia (LGA) and was operated wh an Embraer E-190. UploadWholome MemAwwAnime & MangaVio GamMemGIFsWebmsrandom-stuff4chanmemanimemangavidyagaemsgreentextrandom-funnyCartoonGoodnstwterol-factsol-thgsdungeons-n-dragswholomeMovieGoodnsbshockHomemaMemSheerStupidyartDeathbulgefantasyviogamGoodBearComicsanimalsschizodoggoswarhammer40kpokemontf2vidya-gamdank-webmsUnlimFateWorksOldMemTumblr-ContentSwords-icAbsoluteChadschristiansChristianmemtsattack-on-tanMy-Hero-AmiamarvelTouhou-ProjectCarpentryCraftpostgSoggyrdboardsimpsonsasianmagiatoInkyRickshawdisneyfurryTVGoodnsnaturedailydoseofcutedraw-channelSensibleChucklecuteDankHistorydogsdcicsfishgnewsTiktokawwVtuberscrge-channelrelatablefalloutwalkgaType-MoonTacti-chanNierAutomatacrgeanimalchannels-are-gayMaidsWhompOneForAllstarwars. Don' t Argue Wh The Gay Flight Attendant.

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My flight was beg served by an obvly gay flight attendant, who seemed to put Everyone a good mood as he served.

I once was on a plane where I was served by an obvly homosexual male flight attendant.

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THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT: (THIS ONE IS TOO FUNNY NOT TO FORWARD!) MY FLIGHT WAS BEG SERVED BY AN OBVLY GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT, WHO SEEMED TO PUT EVERYONE A GOOD MOOD AS HE SERVED FOOD AND DRKS. AS THE PLANE PREPARED TO SCEND, HE ME SWISHG DOWN THE AISLE AND TOLD THAT 'CAPTA MARVEY HAS ASKED ME TO ANNOUNCE THAT HE‘LL BE LANDG THE BIG SRY PLANE SHORTLY, SO LOVELY PEOPLE, IF YOU ULD JT PUT YOUR TRAYS UP, THAT WOULD BE SUPER.‘ ON HIS TRIP BACK UP THE AISLE, HE NOTICED THIS WELL- DRSED AND RATHER ARABIC-LOOKG WOMAN HADN'T MOVED A MCLE. ’PERHAPS YOU DIDN‘T HEAR ME OVER THOSE BIG BTE ENG, BUT I ASKED YOU TO RAISE YOUR TRAZY-POO. SO THE MA MAN N PTY- PAT ON THE GROUND.’ SHE LMLY TURNED HER HEAD AND SAID, 'IN MY UNTRY, I AM LLED A PRCS, AND I TAKE ORRS OM NO ONE.‘ TO WHICH (I SWEAR) THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT REPLIED. WHOUT MISSG A BEAT, ”WELL. SWEET-CHEEKS, MY UNTRY I'M LLED A QUEEN, SO I OUTRANK YOU, TRAY-UP, BCH!’

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