Funny Gay Poems - Gay Poems About Funny

Contents:

• BT GAY POEMS
• FUNNY GAY POEMS
• THE FOTTEN SECRET LANGUAGE OF GAY MEN
• POEMS / GAY POEMS - THE BT POETRY ON THE WEBNEWTTHE APATHETIC POTATO   FOLLOWON AUG 16 2023 11:10 PM PST  THE MURAL - PART TWO
• THE FETS AND JABS OF POLARI, BRA’S GAY SLANG
• JOHN GAY

BT GAY POEMS

DING **** MY KIDNAPPER IS DEAD, THAT IS WHY I ALLOWED TED BUNDY TO TAKE ME YEAH, I WANTED TO KIDNAP MY KIDNAPPERHOPING THE SPIRIT WORLD CAN **** MY KIDNAPPER, OH YEAHI KNOW IT’S ****** HARD, CAUSE, THE SCHITZOPHRENIA, WAS GIVING ME THE ****** YRGEI FOUND IT HARD TO RID THE URGE, SO I MADE TED BUNDY’S GHOST TIE ME UPBUT THIS MADE ME FIGHT MY FATHER, AND FORCE ME ON MEDICATIONWHICH MADE THE NICEST MAN, BUT MY KIDNAPPER KEPT COMING BACKDING **** I WANTED MY KIDNAPPER DEAD, I KNOW I ANNOYED A LOT OF PEOPLETRYING TO GRAB THEM OH YEAHI GRABBED A FEW SCHOOL MATES, AND THAT IS WHY I WAS TREATED LIKE A YEAH MATE YEAH KIDI WANT TO GET REOFORMED, BUT A VOICE SAID, NO YOUR NOR REFORMEDAND I WORKED AT THE RAINBOW, HELPING THE MENTALLY ILLAND I FELT LIKE A HAPPY CHIRPY COOL KID GOING TO THE BEACH AND BUSHWALKINGAND WORKING IN THE RAINBOW KITCHEN, AND NOBODY WANTED TO TEASE MECAUSE I HELPED TO GIVE THEM A MEAL, I WAS A COOL KID, AND VERY VERY CHIRPYAND THEN IN 2002, I FELT REALLY CRAZY, THE PARANORMAL SHOVING VOICES IN MY HEADWHICH WAS, I WAS THE KID, KILLED BY THE ******, THE AMERICAN ****** KILLED A KIDBUT I SAID I DREAMT IN THE REAL WORLD, SAYING THE KID HE KILLED WAS MEI STOOD MY LITTLE KIDNAPPING KID, OUT ON THE LONESOME, THE ****** KILLED MY CRAZY KIDNAPPERI AM NOT GAY, I RESPECT GAYS, BUT I AM NOT GAYI AM NOT A PHEDAPHILE, HAVING *** WITH KIDS IS REPULSIVEI AM NOT A CUDDLING KOOMARRI MAN, CAUSE THEY GET KILLED, I LIKE TO SAY THAT AT LEAST GAYS, HAVE A REASONTHE KOOMARRIS, ARE TOTALLY GEEKY, AS THEY CUDDLE UP TO YAI AM NOT GAY, HE SAID, I JUST LIKE TO CUDDLE MEN, NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH GAYSI AM NOT GAY, I MADE MY CHOICE, TO BE A ******LIKE A ******, WHO PARTIES ALL THE FUCKEN TIME, LIKE A ****** BABY YEAHPARTY WITH ME, AND YOU AS WELL YO DUDEBUT TED BUNDY, ISN’T HASSLING ME NO MORE, I AGREED TO **** MY HOOLIGAN WHO GRABS KIDSAND IN JUP[ITER, I AM PREPARED TO SUFFER, FOR EVERY KID, AS CRONUS DOES DOTED BUNDY NOW HAS ME ******* TO THE LAMP POST ON JUPITERI PREFER THIS, RATHER THAN CUDDLING ******* KOOMARRI MENPRESUMING THAT I AM GAY, I AM STRAIGHT, MY PROBLEMS WERE WATCHING REALLY BAD KIDNAPPING ON TVAND MY LAST TWO LIVES KIDNAPPED AND KILLED AT AGE 8 GREAME THORNE ANDS PATRICK DUNBARI HAVE KILLED MY KIDNAPPER AND LEFT MY LITTLE DADDY’S SHY BOY WITH DAD, ON CLOUD 9SO I CAN ENJOY BATTLING THE YOU AND YOUR BROTHER AREN’T LIKE US VOICEBY DRINKING A BOTTLE OF COKE, I AM A COMPUTER **** KIDI WANT TO LOSE PAT’S VOICE, BUT WE HAD FUN TOGETHERI WANT TO LOSE HIS VOICE, BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO HEAR THESE DELLUSIONSOF HIM BEING A TEASING GAY MAN, CAUSE YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL TO TEASE NORMIESTHE WAY I USED TO TEASE THE MEN, WHETHER YOUR GAY OR NOTPEOPLE PRESUME THAT YOUR GAY, AND PUNCH AND **** YOUBULLYING LEADS TO KILLING, BRIAN ALLAN DOESN’T WANT TO BE KILLEDSO HE PREFERS TO GET RID OF HIS SHY BOY THE BRIAN ALLAN WAYCAUSE I HATE, THE IDEA IN HINDSIGHT OF BEING A LITTLE YOUNG DUDE LIKE THATIT WAS ALRIGHT WHEN I WAS YOUNG, WELL CRAWLING THROUGH DRAINPIPESAND RIDING OUR BIKES, AND PARTYING IN CLUBS WAS COOLBUT THE KIDNAPPING OR THE GAY ACTIVITY, REALLY AIN’T FOR MEI AM STILL DOING WHAT I USED TO DO, THE IMAGINATION BITART AND DRAWING, I WANT TO KIL MY KIDNAPPER AND HAVE TED BUNDY TIE HIM UP ON JUPITERAQND LEAVE MY DADDY’S LITTLE SHY BOY AS I SAID ON CLOUD 9 WITH DADWE HAVE TO STAND ON OUR OWN TWO FEETOH YEAH MY, HEART IS A PUMPING, AND MY LEGS ARE FITI WANNA STAND ON MY OWN TWO FEETI DON’T CARE WHAT MY VOICES SAYI PREFER FOR MY VOICES TO SAY BE AN ARTIST, BE A WRITER, BE A YOUTUBE PARTNER, BE A BUDDHISTI DON’T WANT TO HAVE ANY PART OF MY DADDY’S LITTLE SHY BOY IN ME, EVER AGAINMEDICATION, REINCARNATION, I AM COOL, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE CELEBRATIONSTOP THE CALLING ME WOOSEY, IN MY HEAD, CAUSE, IT’S FUCKEN DOWNGRADING YOU BIG *******I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND GAYS, DOESN’T MEAN I HATE THEM, I HATE BEING TOLD I AM STILL GAY******* ****, *******, I AM NOT GAYDING **** MY KIDNAPPER IS DEAD AND MY LITTLE SHY BOY IS UP THERE WITH DEAR OLD DADI AM A MAN WHO ENJOYS PARTYING, YEAH MATE YEAH, I AM NO ****.

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FUNNY GAY POEMS

The Return of the Gay KnightFor my satire group, and for Will; a fairy tale.

THE FOTTEN SECRET LANGUAGE OF GAY MEN

Love, I’m Done Wh You by Ross Gay explor a breakup, the poet realizg how bad their relatnship was once they have ped. Ined, now they have broken up, Gay n see all the flaws his partner that he was overlookg.

POEMS / GAY POEMS - THE BT POETRY ON THE WEBNEWTTHE APATHETIC POTATO   FOLLOWON AUG 16 2023 11:10 PM PST  THE MURAL - PART TWO

‘Love, I’m Done Wh You’ by Ross Gay begs wh a realizatn of how Gay was unhappy his relatnship.

Whereas before Gay would have done anythg for them, he now realiz their te nature. This exprsive stcture of wrg allows Gay to nveys his thoughts, the poem readg like a stream of nscns.

THE FETS AND JABS OF POLARI, BRA’S GAY SLANG

Gay’s thoughts are racg, gog over all the ways his perspective has changed. Although many breakup poems are sad or angry, Gay seems more passnate about self-realizatn.

JOHN GAY

Gay to the realizatn that he is not happy his relatnship, cidg to end . The epiphany of his te unhapps is somethg Gay quickly rponds to, severg the relatnship.

One of the ma ways that Gay velops the ia of epiphany is through the e of rhetoril qutns. Gay unrstands that he is not happy, but only after addrsg the qutns he has aimed at himself. This feelg of beg unhappy ‘jt won’t seem to go away’, Gay askg himself what is the need to stay.

Gay is examg his own happs regards to his relatnship, the rhetoril qutns signalg his own self-examatn.

Wh the answerg of the qutns, Gay to unrstand that he is not happy his relatnship. The realizatns are tegral to procsg a breakup, Gay unrstandg why he mt leave the relatnship behd.

Gay suggts that he felt this way for a long time the relatnship, not somethg that happened jt once. The foc on tense also creat a narrative nversatn between the past and prent, Gay implyg that he has now changed. This forcefulns is suggted by ‘ph’, Gay overg the smell of their breath.

The central l act as a Volta the poem, Gay cidg to move on om his partner. ‘Bell’ also has nnotatns of joy and mic, both beg somethg Gay now has no ntact wh.

The expletive ‘sh’ monstrat a surge of passn, Gay angry at wastg so much time the relatnship. Gay is speedg up to monstrate how ep their heart was locked, too far for the poet to accs.