Funny Gay Poems - Gay Poems About Funny

Contents:

• FUNNY GAY POEMS
• SHORT GAY POEMS
• BT GAY POEMS
• GAY AND LBIAN WEDDG POEMS
• GAY QUOT

FUNNY GAY POEMS

DING **** MY KIDNAPPER IS DEAD, THAT IS WHY I ALLOWED TED BUNDY TO TAKE ME YEAH, I WANTED TO KIDNAP MY KIDNAPPERHOPING THE SPIRIT WORLD CAN **** MY KIDNAPPER, OH YEAHI KNOW IT’S ****** HARD, CAUSE, THE SCHITZOPHRENIA, WAS GIVING ME THE ****** YRGEI FOUND IT HARD TO RID THE URGE, SO I MADE TED BUNDY’S GHOST TIE ME UPBUT THIS MADE ME FIGHT MY FATHER, AND FORCE ME ON MEDICATIONWHICH MADE THE NICEST MAN, BUT MY KIDNAPPER KEPT COMING BACKDING **** I WANTED MY KIDNAPPER DEAD, I KNOW I ANNOYED A LOT OF PEOPLETRYING TO GRAB THEM OH YEAHI GRABBED A FEW SCHOOL MATES, AND THAT IS WHY I WAS TREATED LIKE A YEAH MATE YEAH KIDI WANT TO GET REOFORMED, BUT A VOICE SAID, NO YOUR NOR REFORMEDAND I WORKED AT THE RAINBOW, HELPING THE MENTALLY ILLAND I FELT LIKE A HAPPY CHIRPY COOL KID GOING TO THE BEACH AND BUSHWALKINGAND WORKING IN THE RAINBOW KITCHEN, AND NOBODY WANTED TO TEASE MECAUSE I HELPED TO GIVE THEM A MEAL, I WAS A COOL KID, AND VERY VERY CHIRPYAND THEN IN 2002, I FELT REALLY CRAZY, THE PARANORMAL SHOVING VOICES IN MY HEADWHICH WAS, I WAS THE KID, KILLED BY THE ******, THE AMERICAN ****** KILLED A KIDBUT I SAID I DREAMT IN THE REAL WORLD, SAYING THE KID HE KILLED WAS MEI STOOD MY LITTLE KIDNAPPING KID, OUT ON THE LONESOME, THE ****** KILLED MY CRAZY KIDNAPPERI AM NOT GAY, I RESPECT GAYS, BUT I AM NOT GAYI AM NOT A PHEDAPHILE, HAVING *** WITH KIDS IS REPULSIVEI AM NOT A CUDDLING KOOMARRI MAN, CAUSE THEY GET KILLED, I LIKE TO SAY THAT AT LEAST GAYS, HAVE A REASONTHE KOOMARRIS, ARE TOTALLY GEEKY, AS THEY CUDDLE UP TO YAI AM NOT GAY, HE SAID, I JUST LIKE TO CUDDLE MEN, NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH GAYSI AM NOT GAY, I MADE MY CHOICE, TO BE A ******LIKE A ******, WHO PARTIES ALL THE FUCKEN TIME, LIKE A ****** BABY YEAHPARTY WITH ME, AND YOU AS WELL YO DUDEBUT TED BUNDY, ISN’T HASSLING ME NO MORE, I AGREED TO **** MY HOOLIGAN WHO GRABS KIDSAND IN JUP[ITER, I AM PREPARED TO SUFFER, FOR EVERY KID, AS CRONUS DOES DOTED BUNDY NOW HAS ME ******* TO THE LAMP POST ON JUPITERI PREFER THIS, RATHER THAN CUDDLING ******* KOOMARRI MENPRESUMING THAT I AM GAY, I AM STRAIGHT, MY PROBLEMS WERE WATCHING REALLY BAD KIDNAPPING ON TVAND MY LAST TWO LIVES KIDNAPPED AND KILLED AT AGE 8 GREAME THORNE ANDS PATRICK DUNBARI HAVE KILLED MY KIDNAPPER AND LEFT MY LITTLE DADDY’S SHY BOY WITH DAD, ON CLOUD 9SO I CAN ENJOY BATTLING THE YOU AND YOUR BROTHER AREN’T LIKE US VOICEBY DRINKING A BOTTLE OF COKE, I AM A COMPUTER **** KIDI WANT TO LOSE PAT’S VOICE, BUT WE HAD FUN TOGETHERI WANT TO LOSE HIS VOICE, BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO HEAR THESE DELLUSIONSOF HIM BEING A TEASING GAY MAN, CAUSE YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL TO TEASE NORMIESTHE WAY I USED TO TEASE THE MEN, WHETHER YOUR GAY OR NOTPEOPLE PRESUME THAT YOUR GAY, AND PUNCH AND **** YOUBULLYING LEADS TO KILLING, BRIAN ALLAN DOESN’T WANT TO BE KILLEDSO HE PREFERS TO GET RID OF HIS SHY BOY THE BRIAN ALLAN WAYCAUSE I HATE, THE IDEA IN HINDSIGHT OF BEING A LITTLE YOUNG DUDE LIKE THATIT WAS ALRIGHT WHEN I WAS YOUNG, WELL CRAWLING THROUGH DRAINPIPESAND RIDING OUR BIKES, AND PARTYING IN CLUBS WAS COOLBUT THE KIDNAPPING OR THE GAY ACTIVITY, REALLY AIN’T FOR MEI AM STILL DOING WHAT I USED TO DO, THE IMAGINATION BITART AND DRAWING, I WANT TO KIL MY KIDNAPPER AND HAVE TED BUNDY TIE HIM UP ON JUPITERAQND LEAVE MY DADDY’S LITTLE SHY BOY AS I SAID ON CLOUD 9 WITH DADWE HAVE TO STAND ON OUR OWN TWO FEETOH YEAH MY, HEART IS A PUMPING, AND MY LEGS ARE FITI WANNA STAND ON MY OWN TWO FEETI DON’T CARE WHAT MY VOICES SAYI PREFER FOR MY VOICES TO SAY BE AN ARTIST, BE A WRITER, BE A YOUTUBE PARTNER, BE A BUDDHISTI DON’T WANT TO HAVE ANY PART OF MY DADDY’S LITTLE SHY BOY IN ME, EVER AGAINMEDICATION, REINCARNATION, I AM COOL, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE CELEBRATIONSTOP THE CALLING ME WOOSEY, IN MY HEAD, CAUSE, IT’S FUCKEN DOWNGRADING YOU BIG *******I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND GAYS, DOESN’T MEAN I HATE THEM, I HATE BEING TOLD I AM STILL GAY******* ****, *******, I AM NOT GAYDING **** MY KIDNAPPER IS DEAD AND MY LITTLE SHY BOY IS UP THERE WITH DEAR OLD DADI AM A MAN WHO ENJOYS PARTYING, YEAH MATE YEAH, I AM NO ****. Poems / Gay Poems - The bt poetry on the webThe Will To LiveI tdged through Endls days -My blue phase.Although, I qutnThe notn Of impermanence?When the blu hookedMy blurb, chapter and book.Insultg my rilience!I rell…Beg smallAnd readgThat cryg ey to the floor meant bluSo I set about greet’And looked at my sho.In rponse I did get told to seWhich was actually hostileWords out of sync.Meanwhile,My fay’s on the brk.Then I learn to thkIt’s my ntrary existence The source of this ristance.Melancholy andThe Infe Sadns.Dramatisg my actAs blood om my armsI extract.Light expir as I nspireWh Billy Can‘And what do I get / For my pa?Betrayed sir.’I did not unrstand That my plat plansTo plete holy try Of wife, mother, dghterEntwed wh manBehd unspokenSapphic affyWould make my heartUtterly broken.Yet.This sorrow(Some imposed and some I chose)Could not make me fetThe embers my heartThat knowsBlaze mt be set or nothg n start.SoonAsh will fall. The double meang wh body and “boy” is clever and the acronym wh the poem metaphorilly speaks to the plights of a trans dividual.the bo’y wak upthe bo’y looks at selfthe bo’y notic somethg missgthere is both too much and not enough flh on the bo’ythe bo’y is vered hairwhat a hairy bo’ysome mak look more like a bo’ysome mak look more like a monsterthe bo’y did not learn to shave om s fatherso tght self how to graze s sk and cut thgs offthe bo’y cuts self by accintthe blood remds the bo’y is a bo’yremds the bo’y how a bo’y bleedsremds the bo’y that not every bo’y bleedsthe bo’y talks to a girl about bleedgshe explas how this bo’y worksthis bo’y is different om hersbo’y has too much and not enough flh to be herthe blogy of a bo’y is jtbo’y will only ever be a bo’ythe bo’y is Blackso the bo’y is and will only ever be a bo’ythe bo’y uldn’t be a man if triedthe bo’y triedthe bo’y feels emptythe bo’y feels like will only ever be emptythe bo’y feels that will never hold the weight of another bo’y si of no matter how many ds f si the bo’ythe bo’y is a hollow fa attempts a nvcg veneerbo’y drs — what hips on the bo’ybo’y pats s face — what lips on the bo’ybo’y adorns self wh labels wrten for lovelier amwhat a betiful bo’ystill a bo’ybut a fierce bo’y nowa royal bo’y nowa bo’y worthy of beg lled queenwhat a dazzlg seto turn a bo’y to a lie everyone lov to look atthe bo’y looks at selfthe bo’y se all the gawkg at s glossthe bo’y hears all the mass askg for s missgthe bo’y offers all of s letters— ‘ b ’ for the birth— ‘ o ’ for the operatn— ‘ y ’ for the lack left s genwhat this bo’y would abandonfor the risk of  beg realthe bo’y is realenough and too muchexistg as s own erasure— what an elive d —evadg removalavoidg regnnleavg jt a bo’ythat is never lostbut n’t be found2"Dear Gaybashers" by Jill McDonoughMIGUEL SCHINCARIOL/AFP/Getty ImagWrten 2014, “Dear Gaybashers” by Jill McDonough is a mt-read for everybody, but pecially those who thk their tnts and jabs will sre off the LGBTQ+ muny om livg and lovg their life.

SHORT GAY POEMS

They are strong, they are uned, and they uldn't re ls what you thk.The night we got bashed we told Rty howthey drove up, yelled QUEER, threw a hot dog, sped off.Rty: Now, is that gaybashg?

Good pot.Josey pied the fools: who buys a perfectly good pack of wienersand driv around San Francis chuckg them at gays?And who speeds off?

Missg the pot, the pleasure of the bash?Dear bashers, you should have seen the hot dog h my neck,the srf Josey sewed om antique silk kimonos: so gay.

BT GAY POEMS

Ass-sized pengus, c*ck after c*ck azure acrylic, butterstch glass, anyone's flh-tone, chrome.3“Gay Pri Weekend” by Brenda ShghnsyThis LGBTQ+ poem by Brenda Shghnsy touch on an experience she had wh a lover and discs how they’re brought together by their past trmas and how wonrful is to be out, loud, and proud.I fot how lh and electrified was wh you. It didn’t.4“The 17-Year-Old and the Gay Bar” by Danez SmhDanez Smh’s LGBTQ+ poem about a 17-year-old a gay bar tells the story of feelg like you belong, and feelg like they mt be heaven to have found others like them and to be accepted.this g-heavy heaven, blsed ground to thk gay & mean we.bls the fake id & the bouncer who knewthis need to be need, to belong, to know howa man taste full on vodka & ee of s. He is jt.he begs me to dance, to marvel men wh thedashof hips i brought, he ems my mouth some stranger’s mouth necsary.bls that man’s mouth, the song we sway sloppy to, the beat, the bridge, the lengthof his hand on my thigh & back & i know not which untry i am of.i want to live on his tongue, build a home of gospel & gayetyi want to raise a cy behd his teeth for all boys of choirs & closets to refuge .i want my new god to look at the mec i built him & ll damn goodor maybe i’m jt tipsy & ee for the first time, willg to worship anythg i n taste.5"Whom You Love" by Joseph O.

GAY AND LBIAN WEDDG POEMS

My lover is a woman& when i hold herfeel her warmth i feel good feel safethen—i never thk ofmy fay’s voicnever hear my sisters saybulldaggers, queers, funny e see , but don’t brg your iends ’s ok wh , but don’t tell mama ’d break her heartnever feel my fatherturn his gravenever hear my mother cryLord, what kd of child is this?9"A Queerifitn" by Regie CabiDANIEL MIHAILESCU/AFP/Getty ImagAnother excerpt, this piece om “A Queerifitn” preach acceptance, inty, and that scriptns like 'queer' really don't mean anythg the bigger picture.queer me shift me transgrs me tell my stunts i’m gay tell chick fil a i’m queer tell the new york tim i’m straight tell the mail man i’m a lbian tell amerin airl i don’t know what my genr is like melikg youlike summer blockbter armrt datarmrt cematic loveelbow to forearm the dark humor me queerly fill me wh lghter make me high wh queer gas prs me om centuri of spanish quisn& self-righteo judgment10"Exclively On Ven" by Trace PetersonHere’s an excerpt om Trace Peterson's “Exclively on Ven.” This poem will give you chills wh s overwhelmgly lovely words and scriptns, provg that humans n't be forced to f to any type of box.Ros are red / vlets are transsexual / wele to womanhood / now get to work honeyRos are performative / vlets are blogil / I have very sensive breasts / and so do your breastsRos are blogil / you have the nict sk / I n’t stop kissg you / let’s read more nondualistic queer theoryRos are fed up / wh our bary fetish / I f*cked my doctors / and stole all the meditn to hi a ve and share wh other trans peopleRos have got me / up agast the wall / kissg my neck / which is socially nstcted to be a super hot strong femist neckRos are vlet / vlets are ros / I really like you / I like you tubeRos are born this way / vlets have a lbian streak / somethg about your dry sense of humor and our soft tertwed limbs / feels transcenntly femaleRos are blue / vlets are vlet / ros are nonvlet / blue is bluenormativeRos are om mars / vlets had the whole surgery / settg up mp / exclively on Ven11"I Am Not A Myth" by Matthew HtgerMatthew Hettger has said that he wrote “I Am Not a Myth” the voice of Marlene Derich who, acrdg to a bgraphy on Marilyn Monroe, found the lipstick trace on Marilyn's whe mk "madngly erotic." Hettger ed her voice to wre this poem and is credibly sexy.Marlene Dietrich remembers the night of the Marilyn Monroe Productns prs nference, New York Cy, January 1955I wanted to be that trace of srlet lipstickwhen you arrived, tipsy, a b chartrsea subdued platum angel, a whe mkstole. Both the doctor and the patient are the same age, both are gay, and the poem is an credible look at the emotnal attachment between the two men, both as patient and doctor, and as gay men.One day, I drew his blood, and while I didHe lghed, and said I was his girliend now,His blood-brother.

When you’re gay Dixie,you’re a clown of a sperate circ.Sometim the only way to be like daddyis to hate like him—hope your brothers lghstead of shoot,wrap a nferate skirt around your waist.You trad glamour for nasty tricks—throng your mammy’s image for dollarsthat will never ver so much bt,unravelg years she lostlovg you for a livg."The Lns" by Adrienne RichI believe I saved the most powerful for last wh “The Lns.” I'm not a poem analyst by tra, but this one was so rivetg and I feel as though the lns is the person that has tght the poet that this untry may feel opprsive, but is for everybody. Funny gay quot are available which scribe the gay funny is stated by the Psychologil Society of Atralia that It is natural to be attracted by the same genr.

Acrdg to the reports many of the men had an experience wh same-sex people at a young male who scrib themselv as gay has a more emotnal and physil attractn to the male and has ls or no attractn towards femal. Organizatns such as the Amerin Psychologil Associatn(APA) and Amerin Amy of Pediatrics(AAP) and medil experts said that gay is part of nature. Beg gay is not any kd of abnormaly and mental people have the same level of attractn towards mal and femal this is lled ma difference between straight relatnships and gay is that there is emotnal or physil attractn towards the member of the same genr the se of gay, rather than the attractn towards the oppose you want to look for the bt funny gay quot, then you n search about them which is mentned below.

GAY QUOT

Quot about the gay are given Gay QuotBisexualy immediately doubl your chanc for a date on Saturday brother is gay and my parents don’t re, as long as he marri a is that, as a culture, we are more fortable seeg two men holdg guns than holdg hands? They broke and rearranged the sodomy laws have been overturned, so now we n overturn each say you n’t tell guys are gay jt by lookg. But if two guys are kissg, you n figure at least one of them is high school had a Head Start program for homosexuals, was lled Drama heterosexuals who hate should jt stop havg gay Quot for InstagramI’m fabulo.

I’m jt a boy, standg ont of the world, askg you to follow Gay Quot tagalongStraight guys who hate or agast gay men, ually had a fear or aaid of beg gay allowg gay marriage isn’t gonna stop people om beg gay…wh that said, why not let people who are gay be happier their liv? I’m not homophobic at all and I have a lot of gay marriage, I am so agast bee if all my gay iends get married, will st me a fortune gay quotI have no ia why gay men love me, but I would have to assume ’s bee they know how much I love gays! I feel strongly for gay marriage to be marriage needs to be legalized, e I would watch the sh out of some gay divorce you believe that beg gay is a choice, then you believe that straight people are straight bee they chose not to be sadst kd of sad is sad that tri not to be ’s the difference between beg gay and a woman trapped a man’s body?

Middle School*********gay-***Did you hear that Brokeback Mounta is Victor’s favore movie Victor is gay Have you been cryg Where’s your boyiend Victor has *** wh children You’re gog to hell ****** Do you know what packg fudge is Gay Do you like what you see Your garn is cute Qu lookg at me *** Change the stall we don't have to watch you ******* I brought you some glter *** Gay **** ****** ****** *** Gay-*** **** Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay That’s gay GayI’d skip lunch to lock myself a closet and, my kd and lovg mother, I never sought to be the other.

A history lson: A faggot is a bundle of sticksOrigally ed as kdlg for fir that engulfed gaysWhen they were burned at the stake, people were firewoodBut Mos me across wood on fire and saw God , What is a burng bh but bundl of branchOn fire, isn't funny how faggots and God n look the same sometim? "Queer" by Frank BidartFor each gay kid whose adolcence was Ameri the forti or fifti the primary, the ccialscenarforever is g out—or not.

"The 17-Year-Old & the Gay Bar" by Danez Smhthis g-heavy heaven, blsed ground to thk gay & mean the fake id & the bouncer who knewthis need to be need, to belong, to know howDanez Smh is the thor of [sert] boy and Don't Call Us this poem full here. The double meang wh body and “boy” is clever and the acronym wh the poem metaphorilly speaks to the plights of a trans bo’y wak upthe bo’y looks at selfthe bo’y notic somethg missgthere is both too much and not enough flh on the bo’ythe bo’y is vered hairwhat a hairy bo’ysome mak look more like a bo’ysome mak look more like a monsterthe bo’y did not learn to shave om s fatherso tght self how to graze s sk and cut thgs offthe bo’y cuts self by accintthe blood remds the bo’y is a bo’yremds the bo’y how a bo’y bleedsremds the bo’y that not every bo’y bleedsthe bo’y talks to a girl about bleedgshe explas how this bo’y worksthis bo’y is different om hersbo’y has too much and not enough flh to be herthe blogy of a bo’y is jtbo’y will only ever be a bo’ythe bo’y is Blackso the bo’y is and will only ever be a bo’ythe bo’y uldn’t be a man if triedthe bo’y triedthe bo’y feels emptythe bo’y feels like will only ever be emptythe bo’y feels that will never hold the weight of another bo’y si of no matter how many ds f si the bo’ythe bo’y is a hollow fa attempts a nvcg veneerbo’y drs — what hips on the bo’ybo’y pats s face — what lips on the bo’ybo’y adorns self wh labels wrten for lovelier amwhat a betiful bo’ystill a bo’ybut a fierce bo’y nowa royal bo’y nowa bo’y worthy of beg lled queenwhat a dazzlg seto turn a bo’y to a lie everyone lov to look atthe bo’y looks at selfthe bo’y se all the gawkg at s glossthe bo’y hears all the mass askg for s missgthe bo’y offers all of s letters— ‘ b ’ for the birth— ‘ o ’ for the operatn— ‘ y ’ for the lack left s genwhat this bo’y would abandonfor the risk of  beg realthe bo’y is realenough and too muchexistg as s own erasure— what an elive d —evadg removalavoidg regnnleavg jt a bo’ythat is never lostbut n’t be found2"Dear Gaybashers" by Jill McDonoughMIGUEL SCHINCARIOL/AFP/Getty ImagWrten 2014, “Dear Gaybashers” by Jill McDonough is a mt-read for everybody, but pecially those who thk their tnts and jabs will sre off the LGBTQ+ muny om livg and lovg their life. They are strong, they are uned, and they uldn't re ls what you night we got bashed we told Rty howthey drove up, yelled QUEER, threw a hot dog, sped Now, is that gaybashg?

3“Gay Pri Weekend” by Brenda ShghnsyThis LGBTQ+ poem by Brenda Shghnsy touch on an experience she had wh a lover and discs how they’re brought together by their past trmas and how wonrful is to be out, loud, and proud. 4“The 17-Year-Old and the Gay Bar” by Danez SmhDanez Smh’s LGBTQ+ poem about a 17-year-old a gay bar tells the story of feelg like you belong, and feelg like they mt be heaven to have found others like them and to be g-heavy heaven, blsed ground to thk gay & mean the fake id & the bouncer who knewthis need to be need, to belong, to know howa man taste full on vodka & ee of s. I want to live on his tongue, build a home of gospel & gayetyi want to raise a cy behd his teeth for all boys of choirs & closets to refuge .

9"A Queerifitn" by Regie CabiDANIEL MIHAILESCU/AFP/Getty ImagAnother excerpt, this piece om “A Queerifitn” preach acceptance, inty, and that scriptns like 'queer' really don't mean anythg the bigger me shift me transgrs me tell my stunts i’m gay tell chick fil a i’m queer tell the new york tim i’m straight tell the mail man i’m a lbian tell amerin airl i don’t know what my genr is like melikg youlike summer blockbter armrt datarmrt cematic loveelbow to forearm the dark humor me queerly fill me wh lghter make me high wh queer gas prs me om centuri of spanish quisn& self-righteo judgment10"Exclively On Ven" by Trace PetersonHere’s an excerpt om Trace Peterson's “Exclively on Ven. Both the doctor and the patient are the same age, both are gay, and the poem is an credible look at the emotnal attachment between the two men, both as patient and doctor, and as gay day, I drew his blood, and while I didHe lghed, and said I was his girliend now, His blood-brother.