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- “DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA
- "SWISS ARMY MAN" DIRECTORS: "WE ACCINTALLY MA A GAY NECROPHILIA MOVIE" WH DANIEL RADCLIFFE"WE JT KEPT REWRG AND REWRG, UNTIL WE ALLOWED THEM TO FALL LOVE."{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}MOVIBY MATTHEW THARRETTOCTOBER 3, 2016/11:46 AMBY MATTHEW THARRETTOCTOBER 3, 2016 / 11:46 AM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"\"SWISS ARMY MAN\" DIRECTORS: \"WE ACCINTALLY MA A GAY NECROPHILIA MOVIE\" WH DANIEL RADCLIFFE","DATEPUBLISHED":"2016-10-03T15:46:23.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2016-10-03T15:46:23.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"MATTHEW THARRETT","ARTICLESECTN":"MOVI"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE TWO DIRECTORS BEHD SWISS ARMY MAN, A NEW FILM ABOUT A MAN WHO "RIS A FARTG RPSE" ACROSS THE OCEAN, EXPLAED HOW THEIR SI JOKE BEME "A GAY NECROPHILIA MOVIE" A NEW TERVIEW WH THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SWISS ARMY MAN STARS DANIEL RADCLIFFE AS MANNY, A RPSE THAT WASH UP ON A SERTED ISLAND WHERE A MAN, HANK (PL DANO), BEIENDS HIM, FEEDS HIM BEANS, AND THEN RIS HIS "GAS-PROPELLED BODY AS A JET SKI TO PE THE ISLAND."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}CALLG THEIR IAL PCH "THE WORST IA WE’D EVER E UP WH," DIRECTG DUO DANIEL KWAN AND DANIEL SCHEERT SAID THEY MANAGED TO GA POSIVE CRIL RECEPTN AT SUNDANCE BY POURG THEIR HEARTS TO THE RIDICULO STORYLE AND REFG TO FEEL ASHAMED BY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"BEE WE WERE SO ASHAMED OF THIS IA, SO ASHAMED THAT WE WERE SPENDG TIME ON , THAT KD OF NATURALLY BLED TO THE FILM," SAID KWAN. "THAT WAS A VERY RELATABLE THG, HAVG THOUGHTS OR IAS OR NROS THAT YOU’RE TOO AAID TO SHARE WH THE WORLD."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"IN SOME WAYS, THIS MOVIE BEME THAT: SOMETHG THAT WE WERE AAID TO SHARE WH THE WORLD. WE REALISED WE ULD NNECT THOSE FEELGS WH THE FEELGS OF BODY SHAME, AND PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER TO A STEW OF WHAT MEANS TO BE HUMAN, AND WHAT MEANS TO BE ALIVE."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}KWAN AND SCHEERT SAID THEIR ORIGAL STORY VOLVED MANNY HELPG HANK BACK TO THE WOMAN HE LOVED, BUT THAT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE ONCE THEY STARTED {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"WE ULD TELL THAT HANK AND MANNY NEED EACH OTHER MORE THAN HANK AND SARAH EVER DID," SAID KWAN. "WE JT KEPT REWRG AND REWRG, UNTIL WE ALLOWED THEM TO FALL LOVE. AND ONCE WE ALLOWED OURSELV TO WRE THAT, THAT STORY REALLY STARTED TO GROW AND BLOSSOM TO SOMETHG WORTHWHILE."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"SO THAT WAS A REALLY TERTG TURNG POT – WHEN WE LET HANK AND MANNY FALL LOVE AND ACCINTALLY MA A GAY NECROPHILIA MOVIE."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE GAY NECROPHILIA POT ALSO NNECTED WH THEIR OVERALL MORAL, THE DIRECTORS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"THE MORAL OF THE STORY THAT WE ME UP WH – BEE EVERY GREAT STORY NEEDS A MORAL – WAS THAT SHAME KEEPS OM LOVE," SAID {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"IT GAVE PERMISSN TO GO DOWN THE EP, PHILOSOPHIL ROUT. AND TALK ABOUT FARTS. THEY’RE THE MOST RIDICULO THG THE WORLD TO BE ASHAMED OF. LERALLY EVERY HUMAN AND EVERY ANIMAL FARTS."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}CHECK OUT THE TRAILER FOR SWISS ARMY MAN, AVAILABLE ON DVD AND STREAMG OCTOBER 4, BELOW:{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;} .TWTER-TWEET-RENRED, {M-WIDTH:65%;WIDTH:TO !IMPORTANT;} {WIDTH:100%;} {MARG-LEFT:TO !IMPORTANT;MARG-RIGHT:TO !IMPORTANT;} IMG{MAX-WIDTH:100%;WIDTH:100%;} > IAME{BORR:NONE;MAX-WIDTH:100%;} > *{MAX-WIDTH:NONE !IMPORTANT;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
- THAT BETIFUL, GAY, ALMOST-NECROPHILIA ROMANCE
- Q&A: DISVERER OF DEAD GAY DUCK SEX
“DEAD DUCK DAY” MARKS THAT TIME A SCIENTIST WNSED GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA
" It was the first documented se of homosexual necrophilia the speci.
(c) Where Moeliker observed the "homosexual necrophilia.
"SWISS ARMY MAN" DIRECTORS: "WE ACCINTALLY MA A GAY NECROPHILIA MOVIE" WH DANIEL RADCLIFFE"WE JT KEPT REWRG AND REWRG, UNTIL WE ALLOWED THEM TO FALL LOVE."{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}MOVIBY MATTHEW THARRETTOCTOBER 3, 2016/11:46 AMBY MATTHEW THARRETTOCTOBER 3, 2016 / 11:46 AM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"\"SWISS ARMY MAN\" DIRECTORS: \"WE ACCINTALLY MA A GAY NECROPHILIA MOVIE\" WH DANIEL RADCLIFFE","DATEPUBLISHED":"2016-10-03T15:46:23.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2016-10-03T15:46:23.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"MATTHEW THARRETT","ARTICLESECTN":"MOVI"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE TWO DIRECTORS BEHD SWISS ARMY MAN, A NEW FILM ABOUT A MAN WHO "RIS A FARTG RPSE" ACROSS THE OCEAN, EXPLAED HOW THEIR SI JOKE BEME "A GAY NECROPHILIA MOVIE" A NEW TERVIEW WH THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SWISS ARMY MAN STARS DANIEL RADCLIFFE AS MANNY, A RPSE THAT WASH UP ON A SERTED ISLAND WHERE A MAN, HANK (PL DANO), BEIENDS HIM, FEEDS HIM BEANS, AND THEN RIS HIS "GAS-PROPELLED BODY AS A JET SKI TO PE THE ISLAND."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}CALLG THEIR IAL PCH "THE WORST IA WE’D EVER E UP WH," DIRECTG DUO DANIEL KWAN AND DANIEL SCHEERT SAID THEY MANAGED TO GA POSIVE CRIL RECEPTN AT SUNDANCE BY POURG THEIR HEARTS TO THE RIDICULO STORYLE AND REFG TO FEEL ASHAMED BY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"BEE WE WERE SO ASHAMED OF THIS IA, SO ASHAMED THAT WE WERE SPENDG TIME ON , THAT KD OF NATURALLY BLED TO THE FILM," SAID KWAN. "THAT WAS A VERY RELATABLE THG, HAVG THOUGHTS OR IAS OR NROS THAT YOU’RE TOO AAID TO SHARE WH THE WORLD."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"IN SOME WAYS, THIS MOVIE BEME THAT: SOMETHG THAT WE WERE AAID TO SHARE WH THE WORLD. WE REALISED WE ULD NNECT THOSE FEELGS WH THE FEELGS OF BODY SHAME, AND PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER TO A STEW OF WHAT MEANS TO BE HUMAN, AND WHAT MEANS TO BE ALIVE."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}KWAN AND SCHEERT SAID THEIR ORIGAL STORY VOLVED MANNY HELPG HANK BACK TO THE WOMAN HE LOVED, BUT THAT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE ONCE THEY STARTED {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"WE ULD TELL THAT HANK AND MANNY NEED EACH OTHER MORE THAN HANK AND SARAH EVER DID," SAID KWAN. "WE JT KEPT REWRG AND REWRG, UNTIL WE ALLOWED THEM TO FALL LOVE. AND ONCE WE ALLOWED OURSELV TO WRE THAT, THAT STORY REALLY STARTED TO GROW AND BLOSSOM TO SOMETHG WORTHWHILE."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"SO THAT WAS A REALLY TERTG TURNG POT – WHEN WE LET HANK AND MANNY FALL LOVE AND ACCINTALLY MA A GAY NECROPHILIA MOVIE."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE GAY NECROPHILIA POT ALSO NNECTED WH THEIR OVERALL MORAL, THE DIRECTORS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"THE MORAL OF THE STORY THAT WE ME UP WH – BEE EVERY GREAT STORY NEEDS A MORAL – WAS THAT SHAME KEEPS OM LOVE," SAID {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"IT GAVE PERMISSN TO GO DOWN THE EP, PHILOSOPHIL ROUT. AND TALK ABOUT FARTS. THEY’RE THE MOST RIDICULO THG THE WORLD TO BE ASHAMED OF. LERALLY EVERY HUMAN AND EVERY ANIMAL FARTS."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}CHECK OUT THE TRAILER FOR SWISS ARMY MAN, AVAILABLE ON DVD AND STREAMG OCTOBER 4, BELOW:{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;} .TWTER-TWEET-RENRED, {M-WIDTH:65%;WIDTH:TO !IMPORTANT;} {WIDTH:100%;} {MARG-LEFT:TO !IMPORTANT;MARG-RIGHT:TO !IMPORTANT;} IMG{MAX-WIDTH:100%;WIDTH:100%;} > IAME{BORR:NONE;MAX-WIDTH:100%;} > *{MAX-WIDTH:NONE !IMPORTANT;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
The two directors behd Swiss Army Man, a new film about a man who "ris a fartg rpse" across the ocean, explaed how their si joke beme "a gay necrophilia movie" a new terview wh the Army Man stars Daniel Radcliffe as Manny, a rpse that wash up on a serted island where a man, Hank (Pl Dano), beiends him, feeds him beans, and then ris his "gas-propelled body as a jet ski to pe the island. ""So that was a really tertg turng pot – when we let Hank and Manny fall love and accintally ma a gay necrophilia movie. "The gay necrophilia pot also nnected wh their overall moral, the directors said.
In one documented se of "homosexual necrophilia", a male mallard pulated wh another male he was chasg after the chased male died upon flyg to a glass wdow. Before he won an Ig Nobel Prize 2003 for his study, "The First Case of Homosexual Necrophilia the Mallard Anas Platyrhynchos, " Dutch blogist Ke Moeliker had never heard of the awards.
That's basilly bee what I won the prize for was about homosexual necrophilia mallards. A: I thk so, pecially for a large dience who thk homosexualy, and thgs like necrophilia, is strictly limed to the human speci.