<em>The New York Tim</em> wh the help of Barney's creative ambassador Simon Doonan has cid this week that your food n be gay or straight.
Contents:
- HOW GAY IS YOUR FOOD?
- P&G RTRANT GROUP 340 E GAY ST
- A SOUP THAT ROXANE GAY ACTUALLY ENJOYS
- COOKG CLASS | ROXANE GAY’S TOMATO SOUP & GRILLED CHEE
- WHAT IS ORIG OF THE PHRASE "AS GAY AS CHEE"?
HOW GAY IS YOUR FOOD?
* gay cheese sandwich *
The New York Tim wh the help of Barney's creative ambassador Simon Doonan has cid this week that your food n be gay or article is om the archive of our partner New York Tim wh the help of Barney's creative ambassador Simon Doonan has cid this week that your food n be gay or straight. Apparently, a "gay" food isn't jt a potato that seeks marriage equaly, remds you was born this way, or owns a summer share on Fire Island.
P&G RTRANT GROUP 340 E GAY ST
Orr Chicken Capre Sandwich onle om 340 E Gay St. Frh backed chicken served on a ciabatta roll wh spach and basil pto, h mozzarella chee, tomato and h basil. Topped wh a balsamic vegar glaze. * gay cheese sandwich *
Acrdg to Doonan, his new (satiril) book Gay Men Don't Get Fat and his terview wh The Tim today, gay food is lighter, brighter, more artistic, art-directed--food that you'd fd where health and athetics tersect (and that's very different than what Doonan labels "lbian food"--"Organic olive oil, thick porridge, heapg helpgs of wheat germ, " and s ilk).
A SOUP THAT ROXANE GAY ACTUALLY ENJOYS
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" What Ksey Says: The Ksey 6 is "exclively homosexual" What We Say: That sort of mak sense.
You'd only eat this food a rtrant servg an assortment Doonan's other gay foods, whether 's an appetizer at an Italian rtrant or a ma at a Japane rtrant--the place probably serv lighter, stylized fare on stunng, perhaps over-worked plat.
COOKG CLASS | ROXANE GAY’S TOMATO SOUP & GRILLED CHEE
The Outlier: Spicy Mayo Anythg Rolls; Supermarket Shi; Any roll wh more than three gredients or one ied object What is: Marons What Doonan Says: "The maron craze is the ne pl ultra of gay foorie. " What Ksey Says: The Ksey 5 is "predomantly homosexual, only cintally heterosexual" What We Say: Though they look like lorful cheeburgers, y, all tak is an "cintal" n- wh Cool Whip to that gay credibily.
" What Ksey Says: The Ksey 4 is "predomantly homosexual, but more than cintally heterosexual" What We Say: Clearly this isn't the first pairg between the black bean soup and the sour-cream pairg.
" What Ksey Says: The Ksey 3 is "equally heterosexual and homosexual" or more simply, bisexual.
WHAT IS ORIG OF THE PHRASE "AS GAY AS CHEE"?
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