Pirat Are Gay (No, Really) :: The Human Exceptn

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• 'PIRAT' STAR JOHNNY DEPP TOLD DISNEY JACK SPARROW IS GAY  - INSI THE MAGIC
• GAY MARRIAGE
• GAY MARRIAGE AMONGST PIRAT
• PIRAT. DGS. GAY MARRIAGE.THE GREGORY BROTHERSAPR. 21, 20091 VIEWER4 CONTRIBUTORSPIRAT. DGS. GAY MARRIAGE. LYRICS[INTRO: RUTH MARC (& MICHAEL GREGORY, ANDREW GREGORY)]PERHAPS THE CONSTUTN ENVISNS CERTA ONE-SIZE FS ALL SOLUTNS--(BOOORRRRG! I HEAR A FOGHORN! BOORRRRNNG!)LEGISLATURE OVERRI A GUBERNATORIAL VETO--(GUBORGAL! I--I'M NOT FEELG ANY ROMANCE BETWEEN RIGHT NOWYOU GOTTA DO LIKE THIS:SHAWTAYEE; READY, SET, GO)[RUTH MARC]THIS WAS A PRETTY REMARKABLE WEEK ON THE GAY MARRIAGE ONTFIRST OF ALL, TO HAVE A STATE LIKE IOWA[MICHAEL GREGORY]WHATCHU TRYG TO SAY ABOUT IOWA?[RUTH MARC]NOT THE EAST AST STATE[MICHAEL GREGORY]EAST AST[RUTH MARC]NOT THE LEFT AST STATE[MICHAEL GREGORY]LEFT ASTYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[RUTH MARC]IN A CISN WRTEN BY A REPUBLIN APPOTEE[MICHAEL GREGORY]SHAWTY, NOW YOU SOUNDG SO FEGIVE ME YOUR NUMBER, WE N BUMP AND GRDTALKG ABOUT POLICS ALL NIGHTLEAVG THE CLUB THE MORNG LIGHTIF WE GET RRIED AWAYWE MIGHT GET GAY-MARRIED TODAY[KIRAN CHETRY]WE JT HEARD OM SOME OF OUR VIEWERS WHO STRONGLY SUPPORT LEGALIZG MARIJUANA[MICHAEL GREGORY]SHAWTY, 5 OF THOSE LLS WAS OM ME[KIRAN CHETRY]DO YOU THK WE SHOULD LEGALIZE POT ALONE OR ALL DGS, CLUDG HERO, E, AND METH?[MICHAEL GREGORY]MY BRA SAYS NO, BUT MY BODY SAYS Y![ANDREW GREGORY]I'M AN ANGRY GORILLA. I HEARD YOU NEED ME (OOH OOH AH AH)[SEAN HANNY]NOW THAT CAPTA RICHARD PHILLIPS HAS BEEN SUCCSFULLY RCUEDTHE PRINT HAS CID TO STEP ONT OF THE SPOTLIGHT[ANDREW GREGORY]OOH, I'M ANGRY! YOU N'T SEE , BUT MY FOREHEAD'S VEY[SEAN HANNY]AND EVEN TAKE SOME CRED FOR THORIZG THE MISSN[ANDREW GREGORY]WELL, DON'T YOU WORRY, BABY BOOYOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE AN ANGRY GORILLA TO BE ANGRY WH YOUTHAT'S WHAT I DOJT ASK DONKEY KONG, HE'S MY CREW[KATIE COURIC]AT THE NORTH POLE, NEW SATELLE PHOTOS SHOW ARCTIC ICE IS MELTG SO FAST[ANDREW GREGORY]OH SNAP, HOW FAST?[KATIE COURIC]MANY SCIENTISTS NOW PREDICT WILL BE GONE WH 30 YEARS[ANDREW GREGORY]SURELY YOU JT! I'M UNR RDIAC ARRT, SHAWTY[KATIE COURIC]SOME REARCHERS THK ULD DISAPPEAR JT SIX[ANDREW GREGORY]SH![KATIE COURIC]WHOUT THERE ULD BE A SNOWBALL EFFECT[ANDREW GREGORY]OH[KATIE COURIC]WH TEMPERATUR RISG EVEN FASTERIF WE ALL DON'T TAKE BOLD ACTN AND TAKE SOON[ANDREW GREGORY]YEAH[ANDREW GREGORY & KATIE COURIC]WE WILL FD OURSELV ON VERY TH ICE[MICHAEL GREGORY]TELL EM, HILARY, PIRAT ON VERY TH ICE[HILLARY CLTON]THE PIRAT ARE CRIMALSTHEY ARE ARMED GANGS ON THE SEA[MICHAEL GREGORY]THAT MEANS THE OCEAN[HILLARY CLTON]THE UNED STAT DO NOT MAKE NCSNSOR RANSOM PAYMENTS TO PIRAT[MICHAEL GREGORY]EMBARRASSG. SORRY GUYSUH, SORRY. UH, I GOTTA TAKE THISHELLO, SHAWTAYEE, WE N MEET UP AT THE MALL. (AT THE MALL)BROWSE AROUND AT THE BOOKSTORE, MENTALLY BALL UNTIL WE FALLLOVE YOU TOO, GRANDMAAH... SORRY. ANY OTHER QUTNS...? ANYBODY YOU WANNA BUY DGS? FROM ME?[OUTRO]AUTO-TUNE THE NEWS (TO-TUNE THE NEWS)AUTO-TUNE THE NEWS (TO-TUNE THE NEWS)EVERYTHG SOUNDS BETTER TO-TUNEDEMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTHAVE THE SI SOP ON THIS SONG?SIGN UP AND DROP SOME KNOWLEDGESTART THE SONG BASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *‌WHEN DID THE GREGORY BROTHERS RELEASE “PIRAT. DGS. GAY MARRIAGE.”?CREDSRELEASE DATEAPRIL 21, 2009PIRAT. DGS. GAY MARRIAGE. REMIXVERY TH ICE BY THE GREGORY BROTHERSTAGSPOPNEWS EXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE

'PIRAT' STAR JOHNNY DEPP TOLD DISNEY JACK SPARROW IS GAY  - INSI THE MAGIC

Matelotage was a gay marriage of sorts practiced by male pirat om the 17th century. Spartan boys were traed om a young age by other Spartan men, Roman soldiers were allowed to have same-sex relatnships wh slav or prostut, samurai practiced wakashudo (translated as "the way of the youth" and very siar to the Greek tradn of men trag boys), and "suatnal homosexualy" exists all-male prisons. Matelotage, as an stutn that veloped on ships full of men, is another one of the "homosocial" relatnships on the high seas were not unique to the 17th and 18th centuri eher.

There are acunts of the Heli, an ancient Germanic tribe, practicg homosexualy their warrr-based culture as mercenari and pirat of Europe was iologilly agast same-sex relatnships durg the 17th and 18th centuri, scribg them wh terms like "sodomy" and "buggery. " Homosexualy uld be punished by ath, although rarely was.

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Ironilly, homosexual relatnships European society were associated wh (and often tolerated, as a rult) the wealthy and ele, who were nsired to be above the law. In Sodomy and the Pirate Tradn: English Sea Rovers the Seventeenth Century Caribbean, Profsor Barry Richard Burg wr that matelotage was “an stutnalized lkg of bucneer and another male — most often a youth — a relatnship wh clearly homosexual characteristics.

GAY MARRIAGE AMONGST PIRAT

All but the wealthy ele uld be jailed or even killed for homosexualy.

Even the pirate world, homosexualy wasn’t que accepted as the norm. In terms of exactly how mon same-sex romance was among pirat, historians today generally believe that rat of homosexualy likely mirrored what would have been found the populatn at large. See, Tortuga had seen homosocial and likely homosexual relatnships for so long, that tryg to throw a wrench the works wasn't as easy as everyone thought.

Ok hear me out, potc has been known to e actual pirate history a lot the movi and gay marriage was really mon pirate history and would be great for their PR if they add a gay uple. Intertgly enough, Johnny Depp has always believed Jack Sparrow, and all of his past rol, to be gay! Is gay?

PIRAT. DGS. GAY MARRIAGE.THE GREGORY BROTHERSAPR. 21, 20091 VIEWER4 CONTRIBUTORSPIRAT. DGS. GAY MARRIAGE. LYRICS[INTRO: RUTH MARC (& MICHAEL GREGORY, ANDREW GREGORY)]PERHAPS THE CONSTUTN ENVISNS CERTA ONE-SIZE FS ALL SOLUTNS--(BOOORRRRG! I HEAR A FOGHORN! BOORRRRNNG!)LEGISLATURE OVERRI A GUBERNATORIAL VETO--(GUBORGAL! I--I'M NOT FEELG ANY ROMANCE BETWEEN RIGHT NOWYOU GOTTA DO LIKE THIS:SHAWTAYEE; READY, SET, GO)[RUTH MARC]THIS WAS A PRETTY REMARKABLE WEEK ON THE GAY MARRIAGE ONTFIRST OF ALL, TO HAVE A STATE LIKE IOWA[MICHAEL GREGORY]WHATCHU TRYG TO SAY ABOUT IOWA?[RUTH MARC]NOT THE EAST AST STATE[MICHAEL GREGORY]EAST AST[RUTH MARC]NOT THE LEFT AST STATE[MICHAEL GREGORY]LEFT ASTYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[RUTH MARC]IN A CISN WRTEN BY A REPUBLIN APPOTEE[MICHAEL GREGORY]SHAWTY, NOW YOU SOUNDG SO FEGIVE ME YOUR NUMBER, WE N BUMP AND GRDTALKG ABOUT POLICS ALL NIGHTLEAVG THE CLUB THE MORNG LIGHTIF WE GET RRIED AWAYWE MIGHT GET GAY-MARRIED TODAY[KIRAN CHETRY]WE JT HEARD OM SOME OF OUR VIEWERS WHO STRONGLY SUPPORT LEGALIZG MARIJUANA[MICHAEL GREGORY]SHAWTY, 5 OF THOSE LLS WAS OM ME[KIRAN CHETRY]DO YOU THK WE SHOULD LEGALIZE POT ALONE OR ALL DGS, CLUDG HERO, E, AND METH?[MICHAEL GREGORY]MY BRA SAYS NO, BUT MY BODY SAYS Y![ANDREW GREGORY]I'M AN ANGRY GORILLA. I HEARD YOU NEED ME (OOH OOH AH AH)[SEAN HANNY]NOW THAT CAPTA RICHARD PHILLIPS HAS BEEN SUCCSFULLY RCUEDTHE PRINT HAS CID TO STEP ONT OF THE SPOTLIGHT[ANDREW GREGORY]OOH, I'M ANGRY! YOU N'T SEE , BUT MY FOREHEAD'S VEY[SEAN HANNY]AND EVEN TAKE SOME CRED FOR THORIZG THE MISSN[ANDREW GREGORY]WELL, DON'T YOU WORRY, BABY BOOYOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE AN ANGRY GORILLA TO BE ANGRY WH YOUTHAT'S WHAT I DOJT ASK DONKEY KONG, HE'S MY CREW[KATIE COURIC]AT THE NORTH POLE, NEW SATELLE PHOTOS SHOW ARCTIC ICE IS MELTG SO FAST[ANDREW GREGORY]OH SNAP, HOW FAST?[KATIE COURIC]MANY SCIENTISTS NOW PREDICT WILL BE GONE WH 30 YEARS[ANDREW GREGORY]SURELY YOU JT! I'M UNR RDIAC ARRT, SHAWTY[KATIE COURIC]SOME REARCHERS THK ULD DISAPPEAR JT SIX[ANDREW GREGORY]SH![KATIE COURIC]WHOUT THERE ULD BE A SNOWBALL EFFECT[ANDREW GREGORY]OH[KATIE COURIC]WH TEMPERATUR RISG EVEN FASTERIF WE ALL DON'T TAKE BOLD ACTN AND TAKE SOON[ANDREW GREGORY]YEAH[ANDREW GREGORY & KATIE COURIC]WE WILL FD OURSELV ON VERY TH ICE[MICHAEL GREGORY]TELL EM, HILARY, PIRAT ON VERY TH ICE[HILLARY CLTON]THE PIRAT ARE CRIMALSTHEY ARE ARMED GANGS ON THE SEA[MICHAEL GREGORY]THAT MEANS THE OCEAN[HILLARY CLTON]THE UNED STAT DO NOT MAKE NCSNSOR RANSOM PAYMENTS TO PIRAT[MICHAEL GREGORY]EMBARRASSG. SORRY GUYSUH, SORRY. UH, I GOTTA TAKE THISHELLO, SHAWTAYEE, WE N MEET UP AT THE MALL. (AT THE MALL)BROWSE AROUND AT THE BOOKSTORE, MENTALLY BALL UNTIL WE FALLLOVE YOU TOO, GRANDMAAH... SORRY. ANY OTHER QUTNS...? ANYBODY YOU WANNA BUY DGS? FROM ME?[OUTRO]AUTO-TUNE THE NEWS (TO-TUNE THE NEWS)AUTO-TUNE THE NEWS (TO-TUNE THE NEWS)EVERYTHG SOUNDS BETTER TO-TUNEDEMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTHAVE THE SI SOP ON THIS SONG?SIGN UP AND DROP SOME KNOWLEDGESTART THE SONG BASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *‌WHEN DID THE GREGORY BROTHERS RELEASE “PIRAT. DGS. GAY MARRIAGE.”?CREDSRELEASE DATEAPRIL 21, 2009PIRAT. DGS. GAY MARRIAGE. REMIXVERY TH ICE BY THE GREGORY BROTHERSTAGSPOPNEWS EXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE

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