Urban Dictnary: Predatory Gay

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• THE GAY ONE OM GLEE – POSIVE ROLE MOL OR DANGERO CLICHé?
• THE GAY GUI TO GLEE: SEASON 2, EPISO 17, “A NIGHT OF NEGLECT”BY BRETT BERKAPRIL 20, 2011SAVE THIS STORYSAVESAVE THIS STORYSAVECOURTY OF FOX.YOU MIGHT THK THAT, AFTER OUR WEEKS-LONG MEANR THE GLEE-EE SERT, A STEAMG, H NEW EPISO THAT FOCED ON THE CHARACTERS ACTG LIKE A BUNCH OF HECKLG, HATG BCH MIGHT APPEAL TO SOMEONE LIKE ME—A HECKLG, HATG BCH. BUT WHILE I DID ENJOY THE RA OF FEAT THAT SURROUND THE GLEE CLUB’S EFFORTS TO HELP THEIR IENDS AND THEMSELV, THE EPISO AS A WHOLE SUCKED AS HARD AS A HERD OF BOWHEAD WHAL WH THE MUNCHI. WHY? WELL, FOR ONE THG, WAS ALL ABOUT THE ADULTS AND THEIR ANE DRAMAS. (NEWS FLASH: SUE STILL HAT WILL!) AND ON THE FLIP SI OF THE SAME DROLL , —TO BORROW A WORD OM THE SENSELS TLE—NEGLECTED TO ADVANCE ANY OF THE KIDS’ STORY L EXCEPT ONE. THAT DON’T MEAN THAT THERE WEREN’T SOME FUNNY BS. THERE WERE. BUT THEY WERE AS FEW AND FAR BETWEEN AS A PAIR OF HONEYW-SECRETG APHID RECTUMS HIDN THE WORLD’S LARGT ANT LONY. LET’S REP WHO WAS BEG HATED ON.WILL: WE ALL KNOW THAT NOTHG ADDS PLEXY TO THE SOUND OF ONE PERSON TUNELSLY DRONG “I HATE YOU!” AT THE TOP OF THEIR METAPHORIL LUNGS LIKE THE ADDN OF A TR OF OTHER PEOPLE TUNELSLY DRONG “I HATE YOU!” AT THE TOP OF THEIR METAPHORIL LUNGS. SO SUE, AFOREMENTNED CHEER-TATER-FOR-LIFE, ASSEMBL A TEAM OF EVIL HENCH-PUPPETS TO HELP HER UNRME THE GLEE CLUB’S GLEE. THE CLU MY FAVORE ADULT CHARACTER OM THE ENTIRE SHOW, THE BE-SWEATERED SANDY RYERSON; MY LEAST FAVORE ADULT CHARACTER OM THE ENTIRE SHOW, THE HATCHET-FACED TERRI SCHUTER; AND RECENT TERVIEW SUBJECT CHEYENNE JACKSON—WHO, SPE TEASERS TO THE NTRARY, DO NOT GET TO HAVE SEX WH WILL. BUT JT LIKE THE RTOON T FOR WHOM SHE IS NAMED, MS. SYLVTER SOMEHOW FAILS TO NAB HER NARIAL PREY. WHICH SADNED ME—I ALWAYS WISHED THE LOONY PSY WOULD EAT THE DAMN BIRD AND END THE SENSELS CHASE FOR GOOD.MERCES: HALLELUJAH, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, AS THE SHOW’S JUMPED SHARK CIRCLED THE BLEEDG CHUM OF THIS NEGLECTED CHARACTER. MY SEND-GREATT GLEE PRAYER HAS FALLY BEEN ANSWERED, AND MS. JON IS GOG TO GET A CHANCE TO MANUM HER VIL AND RECEIVE A DAMN PLOT. BUT SCE THE SHOW IS WRTEN BY A BUNCH OF HAMSTERS, STEAD OF ACTUALLY PROVIDG THE GIRL WH A REAL NARRATIVE (HT: THIS UALLY VOLV THGS LIKE NFLICT, STAK, RISK, AND ENGAGEMENT WH OTHER CHARACTERS), THEY JT TURN HER TO A SENSELS RITURE OF A MANDG DIVA. AND THE ONE MOMENT WHEN FEELS LIKE THE PLOT MAY ACTUALLY GO SOMEWHERE—WHEN MERCES NFS THAT, LIKE ALL OF , SHE DON’T UNRSTAND WHY RACHEL IS A BIGGER STAR— CHICKENS OUT, NYG ANY ANALYSIS OR NTEXT, AND TH ROUNDGLY ANSWERG MERCES’S QUTN: BEE THE WRERS DON’T GIVE A SH ABOUT YOU, AND APPARENTLY THEY NEVER WILL.SMART PEOPLE: IT AS NO SURPRISE TO THOSE OF WHO WERE BRILLIANT, STEAD OF POPULAR, HIGH SCHOOL, THAT KIDS HATE SMART PEOPLE. SO THERE’S NO SHOCKER THE IA THAT THE MEMBERS OF THE AMIC-THLON TEAM NEED RCUG OM THEIR PATHETIC PLACE THE SOCIAL HIERARCHY. (THEY ALSO NEED MONEY TO GO TO DETRO.) WHAT IS SURPRISG IS THAT THEY ASK THE GLEE CLUB FOR HELP, WHICH IS ABOUT AS SMART AS ASKG A RABID BEAVER FOR ASSISTANCE SHARPENG YOUR PENCIL. FORTUNATELY FOR THAT SUNSHE GIRL, SCE SHE’S ASIAN, THE EXISTENCE OF A BRAIAC PETN LUR HER BACK ONTO THE SHOW, WHERE SHE PLAYS THE MEMBER OF A RIVAL TEAM, AS WELL AS THE LIVERY VICE FOR ANOTHER TECHNILLY PROFICIENT BUT UNSPIRED PERFORMANCE. OH, AND THERE WAS SOMETHG ABOUT A NCERT, BEE THEY NEVER HAVE ANY EXC TO SG ON THIS SHOW.KURT: KAROFSKY STILL HAT HIMSELF, AND KURT, FOR BEG A BIG NANCY HOMOSEXUAL. AND NOW HE HAT BLAE FOR BEG ONE TOO! SO WHEN HE SE THE TWO VERTS SKIPPG HAND--HAND THROUGH THE HALLS OF MCKLEY ON A BLANKET OF RABOW-LORED ROSE PETALS, EN ROUTE TO THE ROOM WHERE THEY HI THE UNIRNS, HE GO TO A PK RAGE AND PREPAR TO BEAT THE GAY OUT OF THEM. (OR MAYBE JT ASK THEM FOR THE NAME OF THE PRODUCT THEY E TO MAKE THEIR VERY DIFFERENT HAIR TYP APPEAR SO REMARKABLY SIAR.) FORTUNATELY, SANTANA APPEARS AND WARDS THEM OFF WH HER RA OF SAPPHIC BUTCHNS, WHICH PROV THE WELL-KNOWN LE: IF YOU’RE GAY, GET A LBIAN IEND.MOST POPULARVANY FAIR’S “IT’S RAG TEENS” COVER AT 20: WHERE ARE THEY NOW?BY SAVANNAH WALSHTHE CAST OF OPPENHEIMER AND THE REAL PEOPLE THEY PLAYBY HILLARY BISREMEMBERG SéAD O’CONNOR’S SUBLIME MIC AND RIGHTEO RAGEBY MIKE HOGANWILL’S CAST-OFFS: YOU THOUGHT THE FACT THAT HE WAS DATG GWYNNY, AND EMMA WAS GETTG DRILLED BY A NTIST, MEANT THAT DROOPY MCCARDIGAN AND THEYEROID WERE SAFE OM EACH OTHER’S MSALLY STULTIFYG ALLURE? THEN YOU FOT THAT THIS WAS GLEE, A SHOW WHERE NSISTENCY AND PLOT ARE TO BE DISPENSED WH WHENEVER THE MOOD STRIK. VOILà! DR. CARL VANISH A PUFF OF UTERIZED ORAL-NERVE SMOKE, AND GWYNNY GETS LLED TO “RUMORS,” CLEVELAND’S PREMIER GAY BAR, TO WORK AS A WALLIS SIMPSON IMPERSONATOR A FASCIST-THEMED DRAG REVUE. WHICH MAK SAFE FOR THE TWO TO GET BACK TOGETHER AGA, WHATEVER THAT MEANS. WAKE ME WHEN THE SEASON’S OVER.SONG RATG (* TO *****)• “ALL BY MYSELF” (ERIC CARMEN) *** SUNSHE IS A SGG MACHE. AND SHE HAS ALL THE STAGE PRENCE OF ONE.• “I FOLLOW RIVERS” (LYKKE LI) ** I HATE TO SAY , BUT I’M WH THE HECKLERS.• “BUBBLE TO” (JACK JOHNSON) **** ALL FOUR STARS ARE FOR MIKE CHANG’S DANCG, LEAVG EXACTLY NONE FOR THIS SH SONG.• “TURNG TABL” (ALE) ** ENOUGH WH THE FUCKG ALE, O.K.?• “A’T NO WAY” (ARETHA FRANKL) **** YOU KNOW I’M A SUCKER FOR A GOSPEL CHOIR.GAYT MOMENT• SANDY RYERSON FLIRTG WH DT GOOLSBY: “YOU’RE HUNKY AND I’M WHAT THEY LL ‘PREDATORY GAY.’”RELATED: SEE ALL OF ’S GLEE VERAGE, CLUDG EXCLIVE TERVIEWS, VIOS, FEATUR, AND OUR WEEKLY REPS.BRETT BERK WR GAILY ABOUT CULTURE, POLICS, AND RS FOR , AND IS THE THOR OF THE GAY UNCLE’S GUI TO PARENTG. VIS HIM AT OR FOLLOW HIM ON TWTER.BRETT BERK
• PREDATORY GAY
• THE EVOLUTN OF THE GAY
• YOU'RE HUNKY AND I'M WHAT THEY LL PREDATORY GAY.
• TEACHERS AND STAFF    BRAD THE PIANIST BRAD THE PIANISTAN ACPANIST FOR THE GLEE CLUB AT REHEARSALS. IT TOOK HIM 4 SEASONS TO SPEAK. PLAYED BY GLEE'S ACTUAL MIL DIRECTOR, BRAD ELLIS. FACE–HEEL TURN: IS ABSOLUTELY THRILLED AT NEW DIRECTNS BEG DISBAND "SWAN SONG" AFTER THEIR LOSS SECTNALS. HE EVEN HUGS SUE FOR GETTG THEM SHUT DOWN. INVISIBLE BACKUP BAND: BRAD SOMETIM FALLS UPON THIS AND THIS IS HILARLY LAMPSHAD "THEATRILY". LIVG PROP: HILARLY LAMPSHAD "RUMOURS".BRTANY: WHAT ABOUT HIM?SANTANA: HE'S JT FURNURE. SORRY, NO OFFENSE. (BRAD SHGS) NO-RPECT GUY: NO-ONE THE CLUB ULD PERFORM WHOUT HIM, AND THEY ALL TREAT HIM LIKE AN AFTERTHOUGHT AT BT. ONLY ONE NAME: WE DON'T KNOW HIS LAST NAME. THE DANZA: NAMED AFTER HIS ACTOR. THE PIANO PLAYER: HIS ONLY FUNCTN FOR THE SHOW. SUDNLY VOICED: AFTER SPENDG FOUR SEASONS THE RNER OF THE SCREEN WH NO OPPORTUNY TO GET A LE, HE FALLY SPOKE "SWAN SONG" FOR A GAG.    SANDY RYERSON SANDY RYERSONNO, WILLIAM, I AM NOT ALLOWED WH FIFTY FEET OF CHILDREN.THE FORMER TEACHER CHARGE OF GLEE CLUB, HE WAS FIRED WHEN RACHEL POTED OUT HIS APPROPRIATE BEHAVR WH MALE STUNTS. HE THEN TEAMED UP WH SUE TO HELP BRG NEW DIRECTNS DOWN, BEG REHIRED TO THE SCHOOL AS THE NEW HEAD OF THE ART PARTMENT. PLAYED BY STEPHEN TOBOLOWSKY. ALL GAYS LOVE THEATER: PLAYED WH, HE LOV MIC AND SGG, BUT FOR HIS SELF-PROMOTN. ALL GAYS ARE PEDOPHIL: HIS ESTABLISHG CHARACTER MOMENT SHOWS HIM APPROPRIATELY TOUCHG AN UNRAGE TEENAGE BOY. HOW LIGHTFUL. NO WONR WHY THE POOR KID STEERED CLEAR OF THE GLEE CLUB FOR THE RT OF THE SERI. CAMP GAY: AFTER HE EMBRAC HIS SEXUALY. COMMUTG ON A B: HE PLAYED A MAJOR ROLE THE FIRST FIVE EPISOS, BUT EVER SCE THEN, HE'S ONLY DRAGGED OUT ABOUT ONCE OR TWICE A SEASON. CREEPY BLUE EY: SLIGHT SE OF THE "LIGHT AND WATERY" VARIETY. DEPRAVED HOMOSEXUAL: AS NVERSED "A NIGHT OF NEGLECT", HE EMBODI PRETTY MUCH EVERY NEGATIVE STEREOTYPE ABOUT GAYS.SANDY: "I'M WHAT THEY LL A PREDATORY GAY." DS EX MACHA: HE VOLUNTEERS TO PAY FOR THE BRAIACS' AND NEW DIRECTNS' TRIPS G HIS DG MONEY. THE FRIEND NOBODY LIK: HIS REPELLENT PERSONALY AND ATTU EVERYONE HE ASSOCIAT WH TO PUT HIM AT ARM'S LENGTH. GIRLIEND CANADA: HE CLAIMS HIS JOB-ENDG SNDAL ST HIM HIS LONG-DISTANCE GIRLIEND CLEVELAND. WILL LOOKS UNNVCED. RUL LAWYER: WHEN WILL SAYS HE THOUGHT SANDY WASN'T ALLOWED SCHOOL BEE OF A URT ORR, SANDY UNTERS THAT THE URT ORR ONLY FORBIDS HIM OM BEG "WH FIFTY FEET OF CHILDREN." SLIME BALL: LET'S FACE , HE IS A JERK AND A CREEP. UNABASHEDLY SO. STALKER WH A CSH: FOR JOSH GROBAN AFELLAS. SO BAD THAT JOSH GROBAN GAVE HIM A RTRAG ORR. TRANSPARENT CLOSET: THOUGH HE SEEMS TO HAVE E TO TERMS WH AS OF "A NIGHT OF NEGLECT."     KEN TANAKA KEN TANAKATHE SCHOOL'S FOOTBALL ACH WHO WAS ENGAGED TO EMMA. HIS IENDSHIP WH WILL IS STRAED BY EMMA'S AFFECTNS. HAS SHOWN HIMSELF TO BE A NICE GUY SPE THE WAY THE PLOT IS AGAST HIM. HE SEEMS TO HONTLY AND EPLY RE FOR EMMA AND HER WISH, SPE THEM BEG MORE THAN A B SANE. PLAYED BY PATRICK GALLAGHER. ONLY LASTED ONE SEASON. ALL LOVE IS UNREQUED: POOR KEN NEVER STOOD A CHANCE. BETTY AND VERONI: AN TERTG SE, AS IF WE ANALYZE THE SE CLOSELY HE ULD BE NSIRED TO BE EHER THE BETTY OR THE VERONI TO WILL, WHO WOULD BEE THE OPPOSG FORCE PENDG ON WHAT YOU NSIR KEN TO BE, ALTHOUGH AMONG THE FANDOM HE IS UNIVERSALLY NSIRED THE VERONI TO WILL'S BETTY DEMOTED TO EXTRA: IN THE BACK NE OF SEASON 1. DISPOSABLE FIANCé: THE "MOR FLAWS" TYPE. COMPLETE WH THE "QUIETLY SLIPPG AWAY" PART. LIMED WARDROBE: HE SAID HIMSELF THAT HE OWNS ONLY ONE PAIR OF REGULAR PANTS. NICE GUY: FOR ALL THE CRAP THAT HIS WAY, HE EPLY LOV EMMA, SPE HER BEG MORE THAN A B SANE. EVEN AFTER HIS FALLOUT WH WILL, HE WAS STILL RPECTFUL ENOUGH TO GIVE HIM A WISE PIECE OF ADVICE ABOUT EMMA WH SEEMGLY NO BTERNS. OUT OF FOC: IN THE SEND HALF OF SEASON 1. PUT ON A B TO HELL: FOR SEASON 2. HE HAS A "NERVO BREAKDOWN" WHICH LEADS TO HIM NOT G BACK TO MCKLEY, MAKG WAY FOR COACH BEISTE. ROMANTIC FALSE LEAD: A SUBVERSN ACTUALLY SCE EMMA WAS NEVER REALLY TO HIM. SENSIVE GUY AND MANLY MAN: ARGUABLE, BUT KEN IS NSIRED TO BE THE MANLY MAN TO WILL’S SENSIVE GUY. WHAT THE HELL, HERO?: KEN LLS WILL OUT ON HIS FLIRTATN WH EMMA, THOUGH HAS LTLE EFFECT. WILL TRI TO GENTLY DISURAGE EMMA, BUT SHE ONLY SWOONS OVER HIM ALL THE MORE.     GRACE HCHENS GRACE HCHENSTHE ACH FOR THE JANE ADAMS AMY GLEE CLUB, AND THE PETN FOR NEW DIRECTNS' FIRST SECTNALS PETN. CAR EPLY FOR HER GIRLS AND ONLY WANTS TO SEE THEM SUCCEED. STOLE HALF OF THE NEW DIRECTNS' SETLIST, ALONG WH DALTON RUMBA. PLAYED BY EVE. PUT ON A B: NEHER SHE NOR HER CLUB ARE SEEN AFTER SECTNALS. SASSY BLACK WOMAN: THE BASIS OF HER CHARACTER. SCREW THE MONEY, I HAVE RUL!: AFTER STEALG THE NEW DIRECTNS' SETLIST DURG SECTNALS, SHE GO TO TELL THE JUDG. LATER, SHE RMS FIGGS OF SUE'S CHEATG. WHAT THE HELL, HERO?: EMMA TELLS HER THAT BY CHEATG SHE ISN'T HELPG HER GIRLS, JT TELLG THEM THAT THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THEY ULD W.     DALTON RUMBA DALTON RUMBATHE ACH OF THE HAVERBROOK SCHOOL FOR THE DEAF GLEE CLUB, AND THE PETN FOR NEW DIRECTNS' FIRST SECTNALS PETN. HE HIMSELF IS AF ONE EAR OM SRLET FEVER. STOLE HALF OF THE NEW DIRECTNS' SETLIST, ALONG WH GRACE HCHENS. PLAYED BY MICHAEL HCHCK. CATCHPHRASE: "SRLET FEVER!" CREATOR CAMEO: THOUGH TECHNILLY ONLY UNTS SEASON FOUR, AS MICHAEL HAD NOT YET JOED THE WRG STAFF WHEN HE APPEARED SEASON ONE. EVERYTHG IS ABLEIST: ACC ANYBODY WHO DISAGRE WH HIM TO BE PREJUDICED AGAST THE AF. PUT ON A B: NEHER HE NOR HIS GLEE CLUB APPEARED AFTER SECTNALS. THE B CAME BACK: HE MA A BRIEF APPEARANCE SEASON FOUR TO RM THAT DUE TO LACK OF FUNDG TO THE ARTS, THE HAVERBROOK GLEE CLUB WOULD HAVE TO BE DISBAND.     DT GOOLSBY DT GOOLSBY THIS HAIRLE IS 85% MY OWN AND MY SPERM UNT IS OFF THE CHARTS.THE NEW ACH OF VOL ADRENALE FOR SEASON 2, REPLACG FORMER ACH SHELBY CORRAN. PORTRAYED BY CHEYENNE JACKSON. BAD BOSS: OPENLY SPIS HIS STUNTS. JUDGG HOW SUNSH TO LOATHE HIS GUTS TO THE POT OF NSIRG RETURNG HOME, SAYG THAT IS NOT THE NICT ACH IS ONE BIG UNRSTATEMENT. BAD SAMARAN: OFFERS SUNSHE AND HER MOTHER A GREEN RD, BUT ONLY TO GET THE EXTREMELY TALENTED SGER HIS CHOIR. SEE BAD BOSS ABOVE... CAMP STRAIGHT: TO THE POT THAT DEPRAVED HOMOSEXUAL SANDY HS ON HIM. COLOR-COD FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE: HE WEARS DARK LORS ALL THE TIME, SO HE PROBABLY ISN'T ON NEW DIRECTNS' SI. DEPARTMENT OF RNDANCY DEPARTMENT: DT GOOLSBY: "ADM . I'M HANDSOME, I'M GOOD LOOKG AND I'M EASY ON THE EY. ALSO, I'M GEO." DRILL SERGEANT NASTY: CARMEL HIGH'S AN IS PATHOLOGILLY PILED TO REC THOSE AS ACH. EVIL COUNTERPART: TO WILL. HE HAT HIS VOL ADRENALE KIDS BEE EVERY TIME HE SE THEM ACHIEVE SOMETHG HE'S REMD OF EVERYTHG HE MISSED OUT ON. WILL LOV HIS KIDS, FOR ALMOST THE EXACT SAME REASONS. JERKASS: NO REEMG QUALY WHATSOEVER. LONG B TRIP: WE DIDN'T SEE HI NOR HAIR OF HIM OM "AUDN" ALL THE WAY UP TO "A NIGHT OF NEGLECT" (ALTHOUGH HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SCENE "SPECIAL EDUTN.") MANIPULATIVE BASTARD: SELF-ADMTED "A NIGHT OF NEGLECT". THIS SEEMS MORE OF A INFORMED ABILY AS WE NEVER SEE THIS E TO UN. PUT ON A B: SCE VOL ADRENALE DIDN'T W FIRST PLACE AT NATNALS, THEIR SPONSORS FIRED HIM. REAL MEN WEAR PK: HAD NO PROBLEM RRYG SUNSHE'S HELLO KTY BACKPACK WH HIM. SMUG SNAKE: HE IS VERY GOOD AT HIS JOB, BUT EXTREMELY ARROGANT AND CERTA OF HIS SUPERRY. TRAG OM HELL: SUBMS HIS KIDS TO THIS. JSE: DO YOU KNOW WHAT VOL ADRENALE IS DOG RIGHT NOW? THEY'RE ON THEIR THIRD WEEK OF TWENTY-FOUR-HOUR-A-DAY REHEARSALS. THEY'RE ON AN IV DRIP.     HOLLY HOLIDAY HOLLY HOLIDAY THE KIDS FEEL SPECIAL; THEY HAVE A VOICE, AND IF WE DON'T LISTEN TO , THEY JT TUNE OUT.A PERKY SUBSTUTE TEACHER WHO NNECTS TO THE KIDS BY BEG MORN AND MELLOW. SHE TOOK OVER THE GLEE CLUB WHILE WILL WAS SICK, AND WAS EVEN GIVEN THE JOB AFTER SUE FIRED HIM. HOWEVER, SHE ISN'T THE BT AT ALG WH THE KIDS' SER ISSU. PORTRAYED BY GWYH PALTROW. ALLERATIVE NAME: HOLLY HOLLYDAY. BETTY AND VERONI: THE NFNT AND OUTGOG LOVE TERT TO WILL, BY NTRAST TO THE MURE, SECURE EMMA. THE CAST SHOWOFF: HER SPANISH IS MUCH BETTER THAN WILL'S. GWYH PALTROW ACTUALLY LIVED SPA FOR AWHILE AND SPEAKS THE LANGUAGE PERFECTLY. CATCHPHRASE: "I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK." CHEKHOV'S CLASSROOM: IN THE BEGNG OF "A NIGHT OF NEGLECT," SHE TEACH THE KIDS ABOUT HERMAPHRODIC NAZI SYMPATHIZERS. GUS WHAT THE LAST QUTN THE AMIC THLON IS? COOL TEACHER: SGS, DRS UP, AND GOSSIPS TO HELP TEACH THE KIDS VAR SUBJECTS. SHE ALSO ASKED THE GLEE KIDS SPECIFILLY WHAT THEY WANT TO SG. ARGUABLY A NSTCTN, HOWEVER, BEE SHE IS SO LAX AND MELLOW THAT SHE ONLY R ABOUT HERSELF AND N'T PROPERLY DISCIPLE THE STUNTS WHEN NECSARY. I WANT MY BELOVED TO BE HAPPY: IN "A NIGHT OF NEGLECT," SHE LEAV WILL SPE HAVG FEELGS FOR HIM BEE SHE KNOWS HE STILL LOV EMMA. MEANGFUL NAME: HER LAST NAME IS HOLLYDAY, AND SHE EMPHASIZ HEAVILY ON THE FUN AND RELAXED WAY... TOO HEAVILY FACT. NERD GLASS: HAD THEM A FLASHBACK. NICE JOB BREAKG IT, HERO: HOLLY MENTNS SUNSHE PUTTG AN APPEARANCE AT THEIR FUNDRAISER TO DT GOOLSBY, WHO THEN STOPS HER AND HER FOLLOWERS OM ATTENDG. ROMANTIC FALSE LEAD: INTRODUCED AS A LOVE TERT FOR WILL, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT SHE DO NOT HOLD A NDLE TO EMMA, EVEN WH THE LATTER BEG MARRIED. TOTALLY RADIL: ZIG-ZAGGED. SEXY MENTOR: SHE'S A COOL TEACHER PLAYED BY GWYH PALTROW, WHAT ELSE ULD BE EXPECTED? UNFORTUNATE NAM: "SO, ARE YOU A STRIPPER OR A DRAG QUEEN?" YOU NEED TO GET LAID: BASILLY SUMS UP HER OPN OF EMMA PILLSBURY. EVEN WHEN EMMA GO TO HER FOR MARRIAGE UNSELLG, SHE C THEIR LACK OF SEX AS A BIG REASON AS TO WHY 'S FAILG - WHILE THIS IS TE, HOLLY DON'T SEEM TO RE ABOUT EMMA'S CRIPPLG OCD BEG A BIG PART OF THE PROBLEM, AND DON'T SEEM TO SYMPATHIZE WH HER AT ALL.     ROZ WASHGTON ROZ WASHGTONA FORMER OLYMPIAN WHO NOW WORKS AS MCKLEY'S SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMG ACH, THOUGH RECENTLY SHE'S BEGUN VYG FOR SUE'S CHEERLEADG POSN. SHE IS BROUGHT BACK AFTER "SHOOTG STAR" AFTER SUE IS FIRED. PLAYED BY NENE LEAK. CLOUD CUCKOOLANR: IN CHARGE OF THE CHEERS, HER TENURE IS FILLED WH SUCH NONSENSE AS GETTG EVERYONE SIGNED UP FOR RIB REMOVAL TREATMENT. EPIC FAIL: SHE THKS THAT BECKY IS ROB SYLVTER, SUE'S NEWBORN DGHTER, WHO OBVLY GREW UP TO BE A TEENAGER AND IS A -PTA OF THE CHEERS. EVEN EVIL HAS STANDARDS: SHE’S DISGTED OVERHEARG THE ND GIRLSNOTE SANS RACHEL AND QUN JOKE ABOUT BEISTE BEG DOMTILLY ABEDNOTE WHICH TURNED OUT TO BE TE AND ALONG WH SUE TAK UP TEACHG THEM ABOUT VERY SERLY. HER REACTN TO BREE'S PRANK ON TA AT PROM. GLORY DAYS: SHE WILL NOT HATE TO BRAG ABOUT THE BRONZE MEDAL SHE WON 2008.I WON THIS BRONZE DAMN OLYMPIC MEDAL BEIJG, CHA! I HAD NOODL WH THE PRINT, AND A THREOME WH MICHAEL PHELPS. INFORMED ABILY: YOU WILL PROBABLY NEVER ACTUALLY SEE ROZ THE WATER, AS NENE LEAK N'T SWIM REAL LIFE. LARGE HAM: OVER THE TOP MANNERS AND SPEECH. "THE REASON YOU SUCK" SPEECH: GIV ONE TO SUE "THE SPANISH TEACHER." THE RIVAL: TO SUE. SASSY BLACK WOMAN: SHE IS NEVER AAID TO SPEAK HER MD. SER BS: SWIMMG, AND BY EXTENSN THE POOL.I'M GONNA SAY ONE THG TO YOU, SAM EVANS, AND I'M ONLY GONNA SAY ONCE. IF YOU PEE MY POOL, I WILL KILL YOU. SMALL NAME, BIG EGO: Y, WNG A MEDAL AT THE OLYMPICS IS A BIG AL. BUT EVEN GOLD MEDAL WNERS SOLO EVENTS ARE UNLIKELY TO MENTN TWELVE TIM A DAY AND WEAR EVERYWHERE THEY GO. ESPECIALLY 5 YEARS LATER.     DAVID MARTEZ DAVID MARTEZTHE NIGHT CLASS SPANISH TEACHER AT MCKLEY, WHO HELPS NEW DIRECTNS (AND WILL) TO LEARN SOME SPANISH. FORMER TEETH MOL AND RIDICULOLY ATTRACTIVE. BE THE OFFICIAL SPANISH TEACHER AFTER WILL RIGNS SEASON 3. PLAYED BY RICKY MART. COOL TEACHER ETERNALLY PEARLY-WHE TEETH: JTIFIED, AS HE ED TO BE A TOP TOOTH MOL. EVEN THE GUYS WANT HIM: SEVERAL MALE MEMBERS (THAT AREN'T KURT WHO'S GAY) OF NEW DIRECTNS ARE UNWTGLY ATTRACTED TO HIM.RACHEL: CUTTSUGAR: SEARTIE: EVER MR. FANSERVICE: HE IS VERY GOOD LOOKG AND THE SERI DO NOT SHI AWAY OM SHOWG . TALL, DARK, AND HANDSOME: HIS LOOKS.OTHER STUNTS     WILLIAM MCKLEY HIGH SCHOOL JAZZ BAND WILLIAM MCKLEY HIGH SCHOOL JAZZ BANDARTIE'S IENDS WHO PLAY BACK-UP FOR NEW DIRECTNS, THOUGH NOT OFFICIAL MEMBERS. HOWEVER, TWO MEMBERS TEMPORARILY JO "HOLD ON TO SIXTEEN" ORR TO FILL THE MEMBERSHIP REQUIREMENTS. THERE ARE SEVERAL MEMBERS WHO N ALL PLAY AN STMENT OR TWO. THE MOST REGNIZABLE MEMBERS ARE THE BASSIST, PLAYED BY STT HENSON, AND THE DMMER, PLAYED BY JOHN LOCK. LIVG PROP: THEY RARELY TERACT WH ANY OF THE OTHER NEW DIRECTN MEMBERS. 11TH-HOUR RANGER: BASSIST AND DMMER JO "HOLD ON TO SIXTEEN" SO THAT NEW DIRECTNS HAS ENOUGH MEMBERS TO PERFORM. EVERYONE CALLS HIM "BARKEEP": NONE OF THE MEMBERS HAVE NAM; THEY ARE SIMPLY REFERRED TO AS THE STMENT THEY UALLY PLAY ("BASSIST", "DMMER", ETC). RECURRG EXTRAS: THEY'RE DISPENSABLE TO EACH AND EVERY GLEE CLUB NUMBER, BUT NEVER OUT OF THE BACKGROUND. THE VOICELS: NEVER UTTER A SGLE LE FOR SIX SEASONS.     AZIM ADAMS AZIM ADAMS I A'T SGG NO SHOW TUN. THAT IS THE MIC OF MY OPPRSORS.A MEATHEAD FOOTBALL JOCK WHO, WH KAROFSKY, TOOK OVER AS THE SCHOOL'S CHIEF BULLY ONCE PUCK STOPPED HARASSG THE OTHER MEMBERS OF NEW DIRECTNS. PLAYED BY JAM EARL III. BARBARIC BULLY: THE BASIS (AND SOLE FUNCTN) OF HIS CHARACTER. DUMB JOCK: IGNORANT, STUPID, A WORTHLS STUNT, AND PROUD OF . HE GLEEFULLY AB THE PASS GIVEN TO JOCKS AND FORC PEOPLE TO DO HIS HOMEWORK. EVEN EVIL HAS STANDARDS: ACRDG TO HIM, PICKG ON CRIPPLED PEOPLE SUCH AS ARTIE IS BELOW THEM AND AZIM EVEN MENTNS HIS SUPPOSED MORAL . INVALIDATED GIVEN HE LOCKED HIM A PORT-A-POTTY EARLY THE SERI AND SLHI HIM WHOUT REMORSE LATTER. FLAT CHARACTER: ONLY THERE TO BE A ONE-NOTE, VLENT, AND SPIBLE NUISANCE, MAKG EVERYONE'S LIFE HELL. FUTURE LOSER: IF ANYONE THE SHOW IS STED TO BE A NO-LIFE "LIMA LOSER" 'S HIM. AND LET'S FACE , HE SERV NOTHG NICE. HATE SK: HE SOLELY EXISTS TO BULLY STUNTS, AND IS THE MEANT, NASTIT OF THE BUNCH. JERK JOCK: HE EVEN TARGETS OTHER JOCKS. JOKER IMMUNY: THERE'S APPARENTLY NOTHG ANYONE N DO ABOUT HIM. HE AND DAVE ASSLT STUNTS THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLS, ONE STANCE WH A TEACHER WATCHG, AND SUFFER NO NSEQUENC. POLILLY INRRECT VILLA: HE'S EXTREMELY HOMOPHOBIC. HIS HOMOPHOBIA IS IMPLIED TO BE DIRECTED AT KAROFSKY AS WELL. AFTER KAROFSKY'S SUICI ATTEMPT, KAROFSKY TELLS KURT: KAROFSKY: .. MOM TOLD ME THAT [BEG GAY] IS A DISEASE AND MY SUPPOSED BT IEND TOLD ME HE NEVER WANTS TO TALK TO ME AGA... POPULAR IS DUMB: DUMB AS A SACK OF BRICKS AND POPULAR NOHELS, THIS GUY IS A LIVG ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE SHEER IMBECILY OF THE POPULARY FOOD CHA. POPULAR IS EVIL: AT THE TOP OF THE POPULARY FOOD CHA BY VIRTUE OF BEG A JOCK, SPE BEG A LOATHSOME PIECE OF WORK ONLY LIKED BY SIARLY-MD JERK JOCKS. SATELLE CHARACTER: TO KAROFSKY, PRR TO HIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MOE?: HE WASN'T NEARLY AS VELOPED AS KAROFSKY, AND DISAPPEARED AFTER APPEARG SPORADILLY THE SEND SEASON. ALL WE HEARD WAS KAROFSKY MENTNG THAT HIS BT IEND CUT NTACT AFTER HE WAS OUTED, AND FOR ALL WE KNOW THAT ULD HAVE BEEN SOMEONE AT HIS NEW SCHOOL.     JAB BEN ISRAEL JAB BEN ISRAELTECHNOLOGY HAS ALLOWED TO BE BTALLY CEL WHOUT SUFFERG ANY NSEQUENC. IN THE PAST, IF I WANTED TO TELL SOMEONE THEY SUCKED, I’D HAVE TO SAY TO THEIR FACE.THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER NEWS HOUND, WH A BLOG. PLAYED BY JOSH SSMAN. ABHORRENT ADMIRER: FOR RACHEL, OBVLY. ABHORRENT MORE DUE TO HIS REPULSIVE ACTNS THAN HIS NERDY LOOKS THOUGH. CGHT WH YOUR PANTS DOWN: ACTUALLY UGHT NAKED, THE LIBRARY, BY SUE. COMMUTG ON A B: HE WAS A EQUENT PRENCE THE FIRST SEASON, BUT ONLY SHOWED UP A FEW EPISOS SEASON 2, AND WASN'T SEEN AT ALL SEASON 3 SAVE FOR THE FIRST EPISO'S OPENG SEQUENCE. CYBER BULLYG: ONE OF HIS HOBBI, BETTER SUMMED UP BY THE QUOTE ABOVE... AS IF HE NEED MORE REASONS TO BE LOATHED. FAN DISSERVICE: GAH, WE REALLY DID NOT NEED TO SEE HIM NAKED "BRNEY/BRTANY". NO, NOR DID WE NEED TO HEAR ABOUT HIM MASTURBATG TO RACHEL. THE SWEATY BUTT MARK... JT THE SWEATY BUTT MARK. FUNNY AO: THIS LE SUMS UP BT. BRTANY: IT'S LIKE A JEWISH CLOUD. GEEK PHYSIQU: PUDGY, JEWISH AND NERDY, WH NERD GLASS AND THE OUTFS TO GO WH . GUILT BY COCINCE: BEG NAMED JAB MAK HIM A TARGET FOR THE SCHOOL'S TWIHARDS HATED BY ALL: REVILED BY EVERYONE. HE'S BARELY TOLERATED AT BT, AND FOR A VERY GOOD REASON. HYPOCRE: THIS GUY HAS THE NERVE TO MEAN PEOPLE AND TO TELL THEM THEY SUCK, WHOUT ANY WORTHWHILE ACPLISHMENTS TO HIS NAME. IMMORAL JOURNALIST: ONE THE MAKG, WH ALL THE FLAWS G WH THE PACKAGE WHOUT EVEN WORKG FOR ONE. THE ONLY PAPERS WILLG TO HIRE HIM WOULD BE TRASHY TABLOIDS, AND HE WOULD THRIVE . JEWISH AND NERDY: LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE. NERDY BULLY: A NERD THROUGH AND THROUGH WHO RELISH CYBER-BULLYG PEOPLE. NERD GLASS: WEARS THOSE AND IS FELY A NERD. NERDS ARE SEXY: HE VIEWS HIMSELF AS SUCH, BUT IS A THOROUGH AVERSN. GEEK PHYSIQU ASI, HE IS NOT THAT BAD LOOKG, BUT HIS OBNOX, CREEPY PERSONALY WOULD REVULSE EVEN THE MOST TOLERANT PEOPLE. PANTY THIEF: HE BLACKMAILS RACHEL TO THIS. SCHOOL NEWSPAPER NEWS HOUND: AN EXCEPTNALLY OBNOX ONE, ONLY TERTED GOSSIP AND MOR MONGERG, AT BT... SCREAMS LIKE A LTLE GIRL: OH DEAR GOD! SLIME BALL: NO REEMG TRA WHATSOEVER, HE STALKS PEOPLE FOR "SOPS" (I.E. PETTY, TSIVE GOSSIP), REVELS CYBER BULLYG, SEXUALLY HARASS RACHEL TO RTRAG ORR LEVELS, AND DO NOTHG THAT'S NOT SELF-SERVG. SMALL NAME, BIG EGO: ACTS LIKE A GREAT JOURNALIST WHEN NNG A DISMAL GOSSIP BLOG. STALKER WH A CSH: TO RACHEL, TO A REALLY DISTURBG GREE. THIS LOSER IS YOU: HE SEEMS TO BE A RITURE OF TER REVIEWERS.     SUNSHE CORAZON SUNSHE CORAZON I'M SUCH A BETTER SGER THAN EVERYONE ELSE SO I KNOW HOW FEELS. I'M ALL ALONE AT THE TOP. ALSO, I'M REALLY SHORT, SO EVEN WHEN I'M A GROUP OF PEOPLE I FEEL LIKE I'M WANRG ALONE A FORT.A FILIPA EXCHANGE-STUNT WH A VOICE TO MATCH RACHEL'S. RACHEL DON'T TAKE TOO WELL, THOUGH, AND SHE ENDS UP TRANSFERRG TO VOL ADRENALE STEAD. INTRODUCED SEASON 2. PLAYED BY JAKE ZYS NOTE PRR TO HIS G OUT AS TRANS 2017, ZYS WENT BY THE NAME CHARICE PEMPENG. BREAK THE CUTIE: SERLY, EVEN THE BIGGT DIE-HARD RACHEL FANS WOULD AGREE THAT SHE CROSSED THE LE WH HER TREATMENT OF SUNSHE. FROM THEIR DUET OF "TELEPHONE", WHERE RACHEL IS TRYG HER BT TO SHOW SUNSHE HOW TALENTED SHE IS, WHILE SUNSHE HAS THE LOOK OF SOMEONE THKG, "THIS IS REALLY FUN. SHE'S NICE TO BE SGG THIS SONG WH ME." TO RACHEL'S SENDG SUNSHE TO A CRACKHOE STEAD OF DNS. BAD FORM, BERRY, BAD FORM. THIS TROPE NTU ON TO "NEW YORK" AND WE DISVER HER EXPERIENCE VOL ADRENALE WAS SO HORRIBLE, SHE DIDN'T EVEN LIKE SGG ANYMORE AND WAS SO SPERATE TO GET OUT, SHE WAS TRYG TO GET HER VISA REVOKED TO GET SENT BACK TO THE PHILIPP. FOIL: TO RACHEL. ALL THE TALENT WHOUT THE EGO. ALSO, WHILE RACHEL LIK TO THK OF HERSELF AS THE INGENUE, SUNSHE ACTUALLY IS. ALTHOUGH APPEARS THAT SCE HER LONG B TRIP AS THE STAR OF VOL ADRENALE, SHE'S ACQUIRED SOMETHG OF AN EGO. FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUNT: FROM THE PHILIPP, WHERE 'S SUNNY EVERY DAY! GIRLISH PIGTAILS: IN THE BATHROOM SCENE. THE INGENUE: REALLY SE THE BT PEOPLE AND NNOT NCEIVE ANIMOSY... AT FIRST. LONELY AT THE TOP: SHE SAYS THIS TO NVCE NEW DIRECTNS TO LET HER SG AT THE BENEF. LONG B TRIP: MOST OF SEASON 2. THE B CAME BACK "A NIGHT OF NEGLECT." MEANGFUL NAME: LAMPSHAD BY RACHEL, WHO SNARKS THAT SHE IS NAMED SO BEE SHE OM THE PHILIPP WHERE 'S SUNNY EVERY DAY (EXCEPT FOR THE MONSOONS, OF URSE). ADDNALLY, "CORAZON" IS A SPANISH GIVEN NAME MON THE PHILIPP WHICH MEANS "HEART." NAïVE NEWER: IS NOTHG BUT WELL-MEANG AND IENDLY... IF ONLY SHE KNEW WHAT'S EXPECTG HER. NEW TRANSFER STUNT: AN EXCHANGE STUNT OM THE PHILIPP. PERFORMANCE ANXIETY: BEFORE PERFORMG AT NATNALS, SHE ADMS TO RACHEL THAT SHE DON'T THK SHE N DO BEE OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE. THE RIVAL: TO RACHEL, THOUGH THIS IS MALY HOW RACHEL PERCEIV HER. SIXTH RANGER TRAOR: SHE JOS NEW DIRECTNS BUT THEN LEAV TO JO VOL ADRENALE. WHAT MAK THIS AN UNUAL SE IS THAT HER CHOICE IS GIVEN A PERFECTLY VALID MOTIVATN, AND SHE DO SO WH NO MALICE. UNKNOWN RIVAL: REVERSED, SHE IS AT FIRST NOTHG BUT IENDLY TO RACHEL, AND ENJOYS TO FD SOMEONE SHE N SG WH, BUT RACHEL IS STANTLY THREATENED BY HER TALENT. TEENS ARE SHORT: SHORTER THAN RACHEL HERSELF.     "STONER" BRETT BUTKOWSKI BRETT "STONER BRETT" BUTKOWSKIA STONER KID WHO WANRS AROUND THE HALLS. PLAYED BY RYAN HEKE. HIS NAME REALLY IS "BARKEEP": WHEN HE DNS FOR NEW DIRECTNS SEASON FOUR, HE LISTS HIS NAME AS STONER BRETT. LATER 'S REVEALED THAT HE HAS A LAST NAME (BUTKOWSKI), THOUGH EVEN SCHOOL STAFF ACT AS THOUGH HIS FULL NAME CLUS "STONER". J'ACCE!: HE SHOUTS AT NEW DIRECTNS BRNEY 2.0 WHEN 'S REVEALED THAT THEY'RE LIP SYNCHG. RECURRG EXTRA: A FEW RANDOM APPEARANC SCE HIS IAL ONE, BUT NOTHG BY WAY OF PLOT OR CHARACTERIZATN. ASCEND EXTRA: THOUGH NOT VERY FAR, HE'S BEE MORE PROMENT AND WAS EVEN NOMATED FOR PROM KG. THE STONER: IT'S HIS NAME. HE SIGNS THE GLEE CLUB SIGN-UP SHEET THIS WAY. TAP ON THE HEAD: GETS H WH A FALLG BUCKET "TA THE SKY WH DIAMONDS" AFTER TA GETS SLHIED CARRIE-STYLE.     SHANE TSLEY  SHANE TSLEYMERCES' NEW BOYIEND SEASON 3 AFTER SAM MOV AWAY, AND ALSO A LEBACKER FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM. UNLIKE MOST OF THE OTHER JOCKS, HE IS SUPPORTIVE OF NEW DIRECTNS, OR AT LEAST MERCES. BIG EATER: HE EATS VERY UNHEALTHILY, AND ONE EPISO SHOWS HIM SELECTG TWO CHEEBURGERS, ONE HOT DOG, TATER TOTS, NACHOS WH CHEE, K AND SALSA ALL FOR ONE LUNCH. HUGE GUY, TY GIRL: HE'S AT LEAST AS TALL AS FN, AND TWICE AS WI. MANLY TEARS: AFTER FDG OUT ABOUT SAM AND MERCES' KISS. NICE GUY: QUE DIFFERENT OM THE OTHER JOCKS WE'VE SEEN; SHANE SUPPORTS THE GLEE CLUB AND EVEN ENURAG MERCES TO PETE AGAST RACHEL FOR THE ROLE OF MARIA. AND WHILE HE IS DISPLEASED WH MERCES LEAVG HIM, HE ACCEPTS AND MOV ON, AND SHOWS NO ILL WILL TOWARDS HER AND SAM BY THE TIME PROM ROLLS AROUND. LOVABLE JOCK: DOUBTLS THE NICT JOCK THE SERI, ASI OM HIS LOVE RIVAL SAM. ROMANTIC FALSE LEAD: WH SAM'S TRIUMPHANT RETURN TO MCKLEY (AKA CHORD'S RETURN TO GLEE), SHANE BEME ONE OF THE FOR SAMCES. TEMPORARY LOVE INTERT: FOR LS THAN FIVE EPISOS... TOKEN SHIPPG: TWO BLACK STUNTS GOG OUT. UNRSTANDG BOYIEND: HE DO NOT DISVERS A FLAW AND MERCES IS PROUD OF BEG GLEE CLUB, BUT HE IS NOTHG BUT SUPPORTIVE OF HER AND GENUELY LIK WATCHG HER PERFORM. CONSIRG THE SRN AND HATRED EVERY OTHER JOCK BEARS TOWARDS THE UNPOPULAR GLEEKS, THIS SPEAKS VOLUM.     HARMONY HARMONY"I'VE BEEN ACTG SCE I WAS A FET. LERALLY. AN ULTRASOUND OF ME WAS FEATURED ON MURR, SHE WROTE."A NEW YORK AMY OF DRAMATIC ARTS HOPEFUL WHO SEEMS TO BE MORE THAN A MATCH FOR RACHEL. PORTRAYED BY LDSAY PEARCE, ONE OF THE NNER-UPS OM THE GLEE PROJECT. THE ACE: AS TALENTED AND DRIVEN AS RACHEL, IF NOT MORE. ALWAYS SOMEONE BETTER: HER MIL NUMBER OF "ANYTHG GO/ANYTHG YOU CAN DO" EXEMPLIFI THIS. GRACEFUL LOSER: SHE SHOWS AN ODD AMOUNT OF JOY OVER WNG THIRD PLACE "HOLD ONTO SIXTEEN," SPE THE FACT THAT THERE WERE ONLY THREE TEAMS PETG. MEANGFUL ECHO: HER QUIP ABOUT BEG MURR SHE WROTE IS QUE SIAR TO RACHEL CLAIMG SHE WON HER FIRST DANCE PETN AT THREE MONTHS OLD. MEANGFUL NAME: A TREMENDOLY TALENTED SGER NAMED AFTER A MIL EFFECT. ONLY ONE NAME: HARMONY'S LAST NAME IS NEVER DISCLOSED. PROMOTED FANBOY: HER ACTRS. RAVEN HAIR, IVORY SK: HOW SHE LOOKS. THE RIVAL: TEASED AS RACHEL'S RIVAL, BUT ULTIMATELY SUBVERTED "HOLD ONTO SIXTEEN" WHEN WE FD OUT SHE'S JT A SOPHOMORE.    CHANDLER KIEHL CHANDLER KIEHL.A CAMP GAY BOY WHO GO TO LIMA NORTH HIGH SCHOOL. JT LIKE KURT, HE ENJOYS FASHN AND PLANS TO STUDY THEATRE NEW YORK. HE CSH ON KURT AND SENDS HIM OVER-THE-TOP FLIRTY TEXTS, STIRRG TROUBLE PARADISE FOR HIM AND BLAE THE EPISO DANCE FOR SOMEBODY. PLAYED BY JT CASTOR. ALL GAYS LOVE THEATER: THIS ONE DO, WANTG TO DN TO NO LS THAN THE NYU THEATRE PROGRAM, AND WH RABOW HIGH TO BOOT. THE GUY'S GOT AMBN. BPECTACLED CUTIE: HE'S GOOD LOOKG, NICE, AND HIS NERD GLASS HIGHLIGHT HIS ENARGLY DORKY ASPECT. BIRDS OF A FEATHER: HE AND KURT BOND THROUGH THEIR SIAR TAST AND THEIR MON WISH TO LIVE NEW YORK. AVERTED, AS NEVER GO ANYWHERE WH KURT BEG TAKEN, BUT HE DO FD HIM ENARG. WHETHER THERE WAS SOME ATTRACTN KURT'S PART REMAS THE EYE OF THE BEHOLR. CAMP GAY: CHANDLER'S FANCY OUTF, MANNERISM AND SPEECH PATTERN ARE QUE STEREOTYPIL. AND THEN, THERE IS HIS OBV CSH ON KURT. ENARGLY DORKY: HE'S OVERLY DRAMATIC BUT SWEET, AND KURT FDS HIS MANNERISMS QUE CHARMG. KURT: "YOU'RE JT REALLY ENTHIASTIC. IT'S REHG, FECT ACTUALLY." THE FASHNISTA: WEARS ELABORATE CLOTHG, AND HIS MENTS ON KURT'S OUTF HT AN EYE FOR FASHN. HAIR OF GOLD, HEART OF GOLD: CHANDLER IS BLOND AND ULD NOT BE KR. UNLIKE STALKER WH A CSH SEBASTIAN, CHANDLER TRI HIS LUCK BEE KURT NEVER TOLD HIM THAT HE HAD SOMEONE. HOPELS SUOR: CHANDLER CSH ON KURT, UNAWARE THAT HE IS TAKEN, BUT ONLY BEE KURT ENJOYS THE VALIDATN HIS BOYIEND NO LONGER GIV HIM DUE TO A NASTY SE OF POOR COMMUNITN KILLS. KURT HAS THE GOOD TASTE TO REALIZE WAS WRONG TO LEAD HIM ON, BUT STILL CUTS NTACTS WH HIM. KEET: OVERLY ENERGETIC, FAST-SPEAKG, TENDS TO SQUEAL LIGHT OFTEN, AND ADMS TO YELL WHEN HE GETS EXCED ABOUT SOMETHG. LARGE HAM: THE ACTOR NEVER BOTHERED WH SUBTLETY FOR THIS ROLE... NERD GLASS: WEARS OVERLY LARGE ON. ONE-SCENE WONR: CONTRARY TO SEBASTIAN, THE DRAMA CHANDLER IS SOLVED THE SPAN OF A SGLE EPISO. HE ONLY HAS TWO MUT OF SCREEN-TIME AND IS NEVER HEARD SGG. ALL ALL, IS OBV THAT THE CHARACTER ONLY EXISTS TO CREATE YET ANOTHER TEMPORARY ICTN FOR KLAE. ROMANTIC RUNNER-UP: TRI TO SCE KURT, GIVG HIM THE ATTENTN AND PRAIS HE CRAV FOR A LOW-POT OF HIS RELATNSHIP WH BLAE. THIS IS ENOUGH TO MAKE THEM REALIZE THEY NEED RELATNSHIP UNSELLG, BUT IS CLEAR OM START TO FISH THAT HE STOOD NO CHANCE WHATSOEVER. SUDNLY SHOUTG: BY CHANDLER'S OWN ADMISSN, THE MORE EXCED HE GETS, THE LOUR HIS VOICE GETS.. SPICLY SIAR SUBSTUTE: SERLY, BEG ANOTHER FLAMBOYANT GAY BOY WH VERY SIAR TAST CLOTHG AND MIC, SHARG HIS KNACK FOR SGG SONGS BY FEMALE PERFORMERS, HE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE "KURT 2.0" BRAND ON HIS FOREHEAD. HIS ROLE IS CLOSER TO SEBASTIAN'S. AFTER ONE GAY SUOR VERY SIAR TO THE GUY HE PURSU HAS BEEN ALT WH, ANOTHER ONE APPEARS, THIS ONE CSHG ON THE SEND HALF OF THE GAY UPLE. TERRIBLE PICK-UP L: SENDS LOTS OF THOSE TO KURT VIA TEXTS, WHICH KURT NI BEG SER AND BLAE NATURALLY ENDS UP DISVERG. CUE RULE OF DRAMA...     DOTTIE KAZATORI  DOTTIE KAZATORIA JAPANE-AMERIN HMAN WHO ACTS AS TA'S PERSONAL ASSISTANT STARTG SEASON FOUR. SHE IS VERY JTERY AND UALLY MS UP HER TASKS SOME WAY. PORTRAYED BY PAMELA CHAN. ASIAN AND NERDY: HUGE GLASS, BIG BOW TI - THIS TROPE FOR CERTA. BUTT-MONKEY: TA, KTY, AND BREE HAVE ALL ABED OR BELTLED HER SOME WAY. FOR SOME REASON SHE PUTS UP WH MOST OF . FACE–HEEL TURN: HELPS BREE AND THE CHEERS GIVE TA THE CARRIE TREATMENT "TA THE SKY WH DIAMONDS". THOUGH SHE IS STILL WORKG FOR TA THE NEXT EPISO. NERD GLASS: WEARS THEM TO PLETE THE ASIAN AND NERDY TROPE. YOU, GET ME COFFEE: THIS FOR TA.     JORDAN STERN  JORDAN STERNMORE FAMOLY KNOWN AS THE NECKBRACE CHEER, AFTER THE NECK BRACE SHE IS ALWAYS SEEN WEARG. APPEARS SEVERAL BACKGROUND SHOTS SEASON FOUR, AND SEASON 5 SHE IS NAMED AND SEEMGLY BE ONE OF BREE'S MNS. PORTRAYED BY CHELSEA. BUNNY-EARS LAWYER: SHE IS SOMEHOW ON THE CHEERS SPE BEG STUCK A NECK BRACE WHICH WOULD, PRUMABLY, HAMPER HER ABILY TO CHEER. ONLY KNOWN BY THEIR NICKNAME: IN SEASON FOUR, SHE WAS ONLY KNOWN AS "THE NECKBRACE CHEER". RYAN MURPHY ACTUALLY SUGGTED HER NAME WAS CELTE, BUT WAS NFIRMED AS JORDAN "TA THE SKY WH DIAMONDS". RECURRG EXTRA: APPEARS THE BACKGROUND MOST SEASON 4 EPISOS. MANAG TO ASCEND SEASON FIVE AFTER BEG NOMATED FOR PROM QUEEN. ASCEND EXTRA: THOUGH LIKE BRETT, SHE HASN'T ASCEND VERY FAR. DPE THE PROM QUEEN NOMATN SHE'S YET TO RECEIVE A SGLE LE OR ANY BACKSTORY. APPARENTLY SHE WAS CLOSE ENOUGH TO BRTANY THAT SHE WAS A GUT AT BRTANY AND SANTANA'S WEDDG.     BREE  BREETHE NEW HEAD BCH OF MCKLEY SEASON FIVE. ABSOLUTELY THLS WHEN TO STROYG THE GLEE CLUB. PORTRAYED BY ERN WTBROOK. ALPHA BCH: THE LAST AND THE WORST, WHO NEVER TURNS OUT TO BE A LOVABLE ALPHA BCH LIKE ALL THOSE WHO ME BEFORE HER. BCH SHEEP'S CLOTHG: IN HER FIRST APPEARANCE, ARTIE LLS HER "NICE" AND KTY LLS HER "A STONE-LD BCH". KTY TURNS OUT TO BE TOTALLY RIGHT. CONVENIENT REPLACEMENT CHARACTER: IS OUTRIGHT LLED THE "NEW SANTANA LOPEZ" AT ONE POT. ICE QUEEN: COLD, UNRG, AND THLS. SHE CRACKS A LTLE "PUPPET MASTER" WHEN SHE BELIEV SHE'S PREGNANT. SHE'S VISIBLY EAKED OUT AND EVEN ASKS JAKE TO ACPANY HER TO THE HOSPAL. IN-SERI NICKNAME: SHE'S ALWAYS LLED "DEMON HELLSPAWN" DURG PREV EPISO BRIEFGS. KARMA HOUDI: THE LAST FIVE MUT OF 5X02 PRACTILLY SHE A SPOTLIGHT ON HOW FAR THE WRERS WERE STRETCHG TO JTIFY KEEPG HER AT THE SCHOOL AND CREATE A NEW SCHOOL VILLA. FOR ALL THE SH SHE THE SEND EPISO OF THE FIFTH SEASON, SHE'S PROMOTED TO HEAD CHEERLEAR OF THE CHEERS BY SUE - BEE SUE THKS THAT THE NEW DIRECTNS NEEDS SOMEONE TO CHALLENGE THEM. PROM WRECKER: DROPS RED GOO ON TA AFTER SHE GETS VOTED PROM QUEEN, BEE SHE ULDN'T STAND ANOTHER GLEE KID GETTG VOTED PROM QUEEN. REMEMBER THE NEW GUY?: AVERTED, SUE HAS NO IA WHO SHE IS. "THE REASON YOU SUCK" SPEECH: GIV ONE TO JAKE, LLG HIM OUT ON HIS SLUTTY BEHAVUR, POTG OUT HOW MISERABLE HE MAK GIRLS AROUND HIM AND WHAT ULD BE THE HARSH NSEQUENC THAT AWA HIM THE LONG TERM. TOKEN MORY: FROM PREV LOOKS AT THE CHEERS GROUP AS A WHOLE, SHE'S FAR OM BEG THE ONLY NON-WHE CHEERLEAR ON THE SQUAD (AFTER THE MA CHARACTERS, BRTANY PARKS IS THE MA CHEER AND MERCES WAS ONE FOR A WHILE), BUT SUE LERALLY DON'T REMEMBER EVER HAVG ACCEPTED A BLACK CHEERLEAR - WHICH MAK HER CEL ACTNS TOWARDS THE NEW DIRECTNS EVEN MORE MEMORABLE TO SUE.PARENTS AND OTHER FAY MEMBERS     CAROLE HUDSON CAROLE HUDSON-HUMMELWE DON'T NEED ANY MORE MEMORI OR GHOSTS. WE NEED A FAY. A HOME.FN'S MOTHER, WHO RAISED HER SON ALONE AFTER HER HBAND'S ATH. SHE AGRE TO TAKE QUN EARLY THE FIRST SEASON WHEN WAS BELIEVED THAT FN WAS THE FATHER OF QUN'S BABY. LATER, KURT SETS HER UP WH HIS OWN FATHER A PLOY TO BE ABLE TO LIVE WH FN. THE TWO OF THEM TIE THE KNOT "FURT." PLAYED BY ROMY ROSEMONT. EXPOSORY HAIRSTYLE CHANGE: ONCE SHE STARTS DATG BURT, SHE CHANG HER FORMERLY MSY HAIR TO SOMETHG SLEEKER. KURT'S ACTUALLY THE ONE THAT CHANGED . GOOD PARENTS: THE BT MOTHER FIGURE OF THE SHOW, NO QUTN ASKED. SHE IS A LIGHT TO BE RAISED AND RED FOR BY. HAPPILY MARRIED: BURT AND CAROLE. OPEN-MD PARENT: IS CREDIBLY SUPPORTIVE OF HER SON AND HIS TERTS, AND IS ONE OF THE FEW CHARACTERS WHO DO NOT PLETELY EAK OUT WHEN QUN GETS PREGNANT. PARENTAL SUBSTUTE: FOR KURT, WHO HAS APPARENTLY UN-SOURED ON HIS DAD'S ROMANCE WH CAROLE AND ACCEPTED HER WH OPEN ARMS. PARENT WH NEW PARAMOUR: KURT SETS HER UP WH HIS OWN DAD. BY THE TIME HE'S SOURED ON THE IA, 'S TOO LATE. SEND LOVE: WH KURT'S FATHER, BURT HUMMEL. STGGLG SGLE MOTHER: CAROLE IS SHOWN TO HAVE A HARD TIME JUGGLG FN AND HER MANY JOBS AT THE SAME TIME. THOUGH ENDS AFTER SHE MARRI BURT. SKIP TO THE END: BURT AND CAROLE CUT THE PRIT OFF WHILE HE SAYS THE VOWS AND SAY THEIR "I DO"S, BUT 'S OUT OF EXCEMENT AS OPPOSED TO JT SHG.     KENDRA GIARDI KENDRA GIARDIYOU WORRY TOO MUCH, TERRI. MOM SMOKED AND DRANK A BOTTLE OF RNE ON ICE EVERY NIGHT WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT WH AND WE'RE TOTALLY NORMAL!TERRI'S OLR SISTER AND THE ONE THAT E UP WH THE IA OF ADOPTG A BABY FOR TERRI. PLAYED BY JENNIFER ASPEN. ALHOLIC PARENT: SHE DRKS WH ABANDON, THOUGH NEVER LOOKS WORSE FOR WEAR. ALPHA BCH: SHE'S LIKE ONE OF THE WHO NEVER LEFT HIGH SCHOOL, EVEN PHG HER SISTER TO ACT THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE. ARTISTIC LICENSE – BLOGY: BELIEVG HER KIDS BEG REDHEADS AND ACTG OUT-OF-NTROL WAS SOMEHOW ED BY THE PRE-NATAL RE SHE RECEIVED. OR HER LE TO TERRI ABOUT NOT GETTG QUN'S BABY VACCATED - POSSIBLY A TAKE THAT! TO PARENTS WHO ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT VACC E VAR MALADI (MALY TISM). BIG BROTHER BULLY: GENR-FLIPPED, AS SHE IS EMOTNALLY AND SOMETIM OUTRIGHT VERBALLY ABIVE TO TERRI. SHE KEEPS MEANG HER THE GUISE OF NCERNED ADVICE AND IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY TERRI IS SO SCREWED-UP. CHILD HATER: SHOWS NO LOVE TOWARDS KIDS, LET ALONE HER OWN. CONTROL FREAK: PREDICTS DISASTER WHENEVER TERRI NTEMPLAT NFSG THE TTH TO WILL, AND MANIPULAT BOTH QUN AND HER FORMER OBSTETRICIAN THE PREGNANCY SCHEME. GOLD DIGGER: IT'S BRIEFLY MENTNED THAT SHE GOT MARRIED TO HER HBAND PHIL BEE HE'S RICH. HATE SK: ONLY THERE TO SHOW SOMEONE WORSE THAN TERRI, WHO PRSUR HER TO MAKE THE WORST POSSIBLE CHOIC WH LTLE REGARDS TO HER. JERK WH A HEART OF JERK: SHE'S AN UNPLEASANT PERSON MANY, WAYS WH NO REEMG QUALI SHOWN, AS SHE'S LAZY, SELFISH, ARROGANT, MANIPULATIVE AND NTROLLG. MANIPULATIVE BCH: EVEN TOWARDS HER OWN SISTER AND HBAND! OBNOX ENTLED HOEWIFE: SHE ACTS LIKE A SPOILED TEENAGE GIRL ANYTIME SHE WANTS SOMETHG, EVEN VERBALLY ABG OTHERS TO GET HER WAY. PARENTAL NEGLECT: COULD NOT GIVE TWO SH*TS ABOUT HER TRIPLETS, BEG THE SOLE REASON WHY THEY ARE SUCH HELLISH, SUFFERABLE BRATS. PUT ON A B: STARTG THE BACK NE OF SEASON ONE. SMUG SNAKE: HAS A NSIRABLY FLATED OPN OF HERSELF, SPE HER ONLY SUCCS BEG HAVG MARRIED AN UPPER-MIDDLE CLASS MAN A SMALL, RAL TOWN. ON TOP OF BEG AN ATROC PARENT, AND A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEG ALTOGHETHER... SMALL NAME, BIG EGO: MOR EXAMPLE, SHE ONCE SAID THAT TERRI GOT THE LOOKS AND SHE GOT "THE BRAS AND THE LOOKS".     JEAN SYLVTER JEAN SYLVTERSUE'S OLR SISTER, WHO HAPPENS TO HAVE DOWN'S SYNDROME. PLAYED BY ROB TROCKI. BURY YOUR DISABLED: "FUNERAL." SHE DIED OF NATURAL , THOUGH - SHE NTRACTED PNMONIA AND PASSED AWAY LS THAN A WEEK LATER. HOPE SPOT: SUE WAS TOLD JEAN PROBABLY WOULDN'T PASS THIRTY. AND THEN SHE TURNED THIRTY-FIVE, THEN FORTY, THEN FIFTY, SO MUCH THAT SUE THOUGHT THEY ULD GROW OLD TOGETHER. UNFORTUNATELY, JEAN PASS AWAY "FUNERAL." INSPIRATNALLY DISADVANTAGED: INSPIR THE BT OUT OF HER SISTER. MORALY PET: FOR SUE. HER NDN IS THE REASON SUE HAS A SOFT SPOT FOR THE DISABLED. TONIGHT, SOMEONE DI: THE TULAR "FUNERAL" WAS HERS.     RSELL & JUDY FABRAY RSELL & JUDY FABRAYQUN'S WEALTHY PARENTS, WHO DIDN'T TAKE THE NEWS OF HER PREGNANCY VERY WELL. PLAYED BY GREGG HENRY AND NYPD BLUE VET CHARLOTTE ROSS. ALPHA BCH: IT'S IMPLIED JUDY WAS ONE. HATE SK: RSEL'S ONLY PURPOSE IS TO MAKE THE VIEWER PY QUN, AND BY EXTENSN JUDY. HEEL–FACE TURN: JUDY EVENTUALLY BREAKS WH HER HBAND'S POSN AND SUPPORTS QUN. BROKEN AOP: THE RATNALE FOR HER DOG THIS IS THAT HE CHEATED ON HER, NOT BEE SHE CID QUN HAD BEEN TREATED UNFAIRLY.I HAVE NO DGHTER!: THEIR IAL REACTN TO FDG OUT ABOUT QUN'S PREGNANCY.--> OBFTG STUPIDY: JUDY MOST PROBABLY KNEW ABOUT QUN'S PREGNANCY, BUT DIDN'T SAY ANYTHG. PUT ON A B: RSELL'S OFF-SCREEN FILY THAT LED TO THE BREAKUP OF THEIR MARRIAGE. STEPFORD SER: BOTH OF THEM. STRAW CHARACTER: BOTH OF THEM, PARTICULARLY RSELL, ARE SHOTS AT ULTRANSERVATIVE EVANGELILS. STRAW HYPOCRE: RSELL, WHO THROWS HER DGHTER ON THE STREETS WHOUT BATTG AN EYELID FOR A DNKEN MISTAKE, BUT BLANTANLY AND SHAMELSLY CHEATS ON HIS WIFE. STRAWMAN POLIL: "HONEY, GLENN BECK IS ON!" TAKE THAT!: THE AFOREMENTNED EVANGELILS; AND RSELL'S FILY WAS A PARODY OF JSE JAM' CHEATG ON SANDRA BULLOCK. "WELL DONE, SON" GUY: QUN HAS VERY VERY D SHAS OF THIS. THE FACT THAT HER DAD BRGS UP HER SISTER FRANNIE, WHO WAS APPARENTLY MARRIED TO A GOOD CHRISTIAN MAN, HELPS RERCE THIS.     BETH CORRAN BETH CORRANQUN AND PUCK'S DGHTER, NCEIVED DURG A ONE-NIGHT STAND PRE-SEASON ONE. QUN GIV BIRTH TO HER "JOURNEY," WHERE SHE IS THEN ADOPTED BY SHELBY. BORN AN ELEVATOR: NOT REALLY, BUT BEG BORN RIGHT AFTER A REGNALS PERFORMANCE SEEMS TO HAVE THE SAME EFFECT. MORALY PET: FOR QUN AND PUCK. PUT ON A B: ALONG WH SHELBY. THE B CAME BACK: IN "I AM UNIRN." STRONG FAY REMBLANCE: IT'S MENTNED THAT SHE LOOKS VERY MUCH LIKE QUN NOTE ALTHOUGH PROBABLY NOT HER LUCY CABOOSEY SELF.     DORIS SYLVTER DORIS SYLVTERSUE'S EX-NAZI-HUNTER OF A MOTHER. AFTER FALLY TCHG THE LAST ONE, SHE RETURNS TO LIMA TO BE PART OF HER DUAGHTERS' LIV. SUE REBUFFS HER WHEN SHE FORC HERSELF AFTER BEG ABSENT FOR SO MANY YEARS. PORTRAYED BY CAROL BURT. CALLG THE OLD MAN OUT: WH THE MOTHER BEG THE RECIEVG END. SUE LLS HER OUT ON LEAVG THE TWO OF THEM AS CHILDREN TO HUNT NAZIS. DEADPAN SNARKER: SHARP TONGUED THAT ONE. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL: SHE HUNTED DOWN EVERY LAST NAZI THE WORLD. MISSG MOM: LEFT TO HUNT DOWN THE NAZIS WHILE SUE AND JEAN WERE LTLE GIRLS. SUE DID NOT TAKE THIS WELL. SUE [WHEN ASKED IF SHE WOULD VE DORIS TO JEAN'S FUNERAL]: AS FAR AS I'M NCERNED SHE SAID HER GOODBY TO YEARS AGO. MY BELOVED SMOTHER: SHE HAS THE NERVE TO E AND MENT ON HOW HER DGHTERS SHOULD LIVE THEIR LIV, AFTER BEG ABSENT FOR MOST OF . PARENTAL ABANDONMENT: SUE HAD TO PRACTILLY RAISE HER SISTER ON HER OWN BEE DORIS WAS NEVER THERE. SS OF OUR FATHERS: IT SEEMS MOST OF THE "NAZIS" SHE'S BEEN HUNTG AS OF LATE ARE THE SCENDANTS OF THE ORIGAL PARTY, WHO SEEM TO BE NORMAL PEOPLE THEIR 20'S-40'S, LIVG NORMAL LIV AND DISTANCG THEMSELV OM THE "FAY BS". DORIS HUNTG THEM DOWN BE FRIDGE HORROR WHEN YOU THK ABOUT . SKEWED PRRI: HUNTG WAR CRIMALS IS WELL AND GOOD, BUT TO THE POT OF PLETELY DUMPG HER DGHTERS, ONE BEG HANDIPPED TO MAKE WORSE, TO FEND OFF FOR THEMSELV ALL THEIR CHILDHOODS AND LIV, IS JT PLA CRAZY. ESPECIALLY NSIRG THE TROPE ABOVE. SPECIAL GUT: OH HI THERE, CAROL BURT. WHEN YOU COMG HOME, DAD?: MOM, BUT SAME DIFFERENCE. HER ABSENCE LEFT A HEAVY TOLL ON BOTH HER DGHTERS.     THE EVANS'S THE EVANS FAY, SAM’S MOM, DAD AND YOUNGER SIBLGSSAM'S FAY, POSED OF HIS PARENTS, DWIGHT AND MARY, AND HIS YOUNGER SIBLGS STEVIE AND STACY. PLAYED BY JOHN SCHNEIR, TANYA CLARKE, CODY HATON, AND AVA CHELSEA INGRAM RPECTIVELY. GIRLISH PIGTAILS: STACY. OPEN-MD PARENT: DWIGHT AND MARY APPROVE OF SAM GOG BACK TO MCKLEY AND STAYG WH IENDS. PARENTAL OBLIVNS: Y, MRS. EVANS, SAM GOT ALL THAT GLTER ON HIS FACE OM DAIRY QUEEN. GOOD THG SHE AND MR. EVANS NEVER THOUGHT TO ASK WHY SO MUCH OF SAM'S PAY WAS FIV.. SH AT ALL FOR THAT MATTER, GIVEN THAT MOST MERCIAL TABLISHMENTS GIVE PAYCHECKS OR DIRECT POSS. POTTERY BARN POOR: THEY SURE HAVE A PRETTY NICE HOE FOR A FAY THAT WAS HOMELS JT A FEW MONTHS PRR TO THEIR TRODUCTN... THEME NAMG: SAM (NICKNAMED SAMMY), STEVIE, AND STACY. ADORABLE. ALPHABETIL THEME NAMG: FOR THE THREE SIBLGS.     MIKE & JULIA CHANG MICHAEL "MIKE" ROBERT CHANG, SR. & JULIA CHANGTHE PARENTS OF MIKE CHANG, JR. PLAYED BY KEONG SIM AND TAMLYN TOMA. EDUTN MAMA: MIKE SR. WILL SETTLE FOR HARVARD, STANFORD, OR BT. FANTASY-FORBIDDG FATHER: MIKE SR. FOLLOW MY FOOTSTEPS: MIKE SR. WANTS HIS SON TO ABANDON HIS "UNREALISTIC" DREAM AND DO SOMETHG PRACTIL, LIKE HE DID. AVERTED WH JULIA, WHO ALSO ABANDONED HER DREAM (TO BE A DANCER, JT LIKE MIKE JR.), AND WANTS HER SON TO AVOID DOG WHAT SHE DID. HEEL–FACE TURN: MIKE SR. LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOG FOR THIS AFTER "HOLD ON TO SIXTEEN." HONOR BEFORE REASON: MIKE SR. I HAVE NO SON!: MIKE SR.'S REACTN TO LEARNG THAT HIS SON HAS TAKEN A STARRG ROLE THE SCHOOL MIL AND REF TO GO TO MEDIL SCHOOL. JERKASS: MIKE CHANG, SR. IS A FANTASY-FORBIDDG FATHER WHO HAS HIGH STANDARDS FOR HIS SON. ALTHOUGH, "HOLD ON TO SIXTEEN", IS OBV HE'S FAR MORE OF A JERK WH A HEART OF GOLD. OPEN-MD PARENT: JULIA, AFTER IALLY SUPPORTG HER HBAND'S POSN. SO PROUD OF YOU: UNLIKE HER HBAND, THIS IS JULIA'S REACTN TO LEARNG ABOUT MIKE'S ROLE THE MIL. MIKE SR. HIMSELF LOOKS LIKE HE'S HEADG THIS AFTER THE EVENTS OF "HOLD ON TO SIXTEEN." TOOK A LEVEL KDNS: MIKE SR, AFTER RENCILG WH HIS SON. TRAGIC DREAM: JULIA'S DREAM OF BEG A DANCER. WOMEN ARE WISER: JULIA IS MUCH, MUCH MORE UNRSTANDG OF HER SON'S REER AMBNS.     ALMA LOPEZ ALMA "ABUELA" LOPEZSANTANA'S PATERNAL GRANDMOTHER. PLAYED BY IVONNE COLL. ABIVE ABUELA: SHE'S APPARENTLY SO VENOMO THAT SANTANA THOUGHT HER OWN NAME WAS GARBAGE FACE UNTIL SHE WAS FIVE, WHICH IS BOTH EPLY UNSETTLG AND EXPLAS WHY SANTANA (AS A SELF-PROCLAIMED BCH) ADMIR HER SO MUCH. COOL OLD LADY: SANTANA CERTALY THOUGHT SO. ICE QUEEN: VERY MUCH SO. SHE IS ALWAYS LLECTED, SPEWG BARBS OR OUTRIGHT VENOM WHOUT EVER RAISG HER VOICE. I HAVE NO GRANDDGHTER: PULLS THIS ON SANTANA WHEN SHE OUT AS A LBIAN TO HER. ONLY KNOWN BY THEIR NICKNAME: EVERYONE REFERS TO HER AS IF "ABUELA" WAS HER ACTUAL NAME. PARENTAL SUBSTUTE: SHE'S IMPLIED TO HAVE BEEN SANTANA'S PRIMARY RETAKER WHEN SHE WAS A CHILD (CLUDG PUTTG HER TO BED AT NIGHT), AND 'S SUGGTED THAT HER SON AND DGHTER--LAW PRACTICE HANDS-OFF PARENTG. RACIST GRANDMA: HOMOPHOBIC, BUT SAME DIFFERENCE. PL, SEASON SIX, SANTANA REVEALS THAT ALMA IS RACIST TOO. THEY'RE CALLED "PERSONAL ISSU" FOR A REASON: BELIEV THIS. THE PROBLEM ISN'T SO MUCH THAT SANTANA IS A LBIAN, BUT MORE ON THE SNDAL WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT OUT LOUD.     HIRAM & LEROY BERRY HIRAM AND LEROY BERRYRACHEL'S FATHERS, WHO PAID SHELBY TO BE THEIR SURROGATE. THEIR LOVE FOR THEATER AND PERFORMG BBED OFF ON THEIR DGHTER A BIG WAY. PLAYED BY JEFF GOLDBLUM AND BRIAN STOK MCHELL. ACCENT UPON THE WRONG SYLLABLE: LEROY PREFERS HIS NAME PRONOUNCED "LEH-ROY", RATHER THAN THE MORE MON "LEE-ROY" SOME PEOPLE PREFER THIS PRONUNCIATN TO AVOID CERTA STEREOTYP. ALL GAYS LOVE THEATER: THEY EVEN MET WHILE PERFORMG A SHOW TOGETHER... A SHOW THAT'S AN EXPY OF "NAKED BOYS SGG". BUT NOT TOO GAY: AN EARLY CRICISM OF THE SHOW IS THAT RACHEL TALKED ABOUT HER DADS A LOT BUT WE NEVER ACTUALLY GOT TO MEET THEM. THEIR APPEARANCE THE THIRD SEASON FALLY PUT THIS TO RT. CAMP GAY: BOTH OF THEM. DOTG PARENT: THEY ARE EXCEEDGLY PROUD OF RACHEL AND WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT HER DREAMS. DENSTCTED THAT HAVG SPOILED HER WHOUT PUTTG LIMS DROVE HER TO BEE SO SELF-CENTRED AND PETIVE. THE GHOSTS: RACHEL'S DADS WERE OFTEN MENTNED BUT NEVER APPEARED ONSCREEN UNTIL THE THIRD SEASON EPISO "HEART". STAGE DAD: A BENEVOLENT VERSN. WHILE THEY'VE CERTALY PHED RACHEL TOWARDS PERFORMG AND ENURAGE HER DIVA-LIKE BEHAVR, SHE HAS A VERY GOOD RELATNSHIP WH THEM. TWOFER TOKEN MORY: A GAY, TERRACIAL, JEWISH UPLE.     COOPER ANRSON COOPER ANRSONBLAE'S OLR BROTHER, WHO DO CRED RD MERCIALS. PORTRAYED BY MATT BOMER. ALOOF BIG BROTHER: BLAE'S, WHO NOT HOW SEEMS LIKE ALL HE EVER DID WAS JT POTG OUT EVERYTHG BLAE DO WRONG. YOUNG COOPER: (AFTER WATCHG BLAE DANCE) YOUR BALANCE IS PLETELY OFF. YOUNG BLAE: BUT I JT LEARNED TO WALK THREE YEARS AGO! THE CHARMER: HE'S ABLE TO WRANGLE EE COK OUT OF THE NORMALLY-GMPY SANDY. GIVG SOMEONE THE POTER FGER COOPER: I’M SORRY, ARE YOU TALKG TO ME RIGHT NOW? BEE I N’T TELL IF YOU’RE TALKG TO ME IF YOU DON’T POT YOUR FGER. INFORMED FLAW: BLAE TREATS COOPER AS THOUGH HE WAS A REAL HARD ASS ON BLAE. COOPER IS ANNOYG AT WORST BUT CLEARLY THKS A LOT OF HIS BROTHER. IT'S ALL ABOUT ME: TENDS TO DRAW THE SPOTLIGHTS AT HIM. LARGE HAM: HE SUGGTS SHOUTING ALL OF YOUR LINES BEE THE CHARACTER IS REALLY INTENSE. METAPHOTTEN: COOPER: STANISLAVSKI SAYS THE FGERS ARE THE EY OF THE BODY, BUT HE NEVER MENTNED THAT THE TO…ARE THE EARS. PUNNY NAME: IT'S A REVERSAL OF NEWS JOURNALIST ANRSON COOPER. SHOUT-OUT: HIS NAME IS ONE TO ANRSON COOPER. TALL, DARK, AND SNARKY: VERY MUCH SO. SMALL NAME, BIG EGO: DURG HIS "MASTER CLASS" HE GIV OUT REALLY NONSENSIL ADVICE FOR SOMEONE WHO SHOULD KNOW WHAT HE'S DOG. THAT, OR HE'S JT A JERKASS. TURNS OUT HE'S ACTUALLY STGGLG LA AND IS ONLY A STAR OH, SO HE PLAYS UP WHENEVER HE'S BACK HOME. HE ACTUALLY THKS THAT HE'S A MASTER ACTOR BEE HE ADVERTIS SHODDY PANI.     MARIBEL LOPEZ MARIBEL LOPEZSANTANA'S MOTHER. PLAYED BY GLORIA ESTEFAN. EDUTN MAMA: NEVER GOT TO GO TO LLEGE HERSELF, AND WANTS HER DGHTER TO. OPEN-MD PARENT: IS ULTIMATELY FE WH SANTANA NOT GOG TO LLEGE AND FOLLOWG HER DREAMS. SPECIAL GUT: SANTANA'S MOM IS PLAYED BY ONE OF THE BIGGT NAM LAT POP MIC HISTORY.     MILLIE ROSE MILLIE ROSEMARLEY'S MOTHER AND THE SCHOOL LUNCH LADY. ALPHABETIL THEME NAMG: MARLEY AND MILLIE. AMAZGLY EMBARRASSG PARENT: PLAYED WH. SHE SE HERSELF THIS WAY AND DISTANC HERSELF OM MARLEY BEE OF , BUT MARLEY DON'T THK OF HER LIKE THIS. BETY EQUALS GOODNS: AN VERSN: SHE'S UGLY BY SOCIETAL STANDARDS, BUT IS AN ABSOLUTE SAT. GOOD PARENTS: CAROLE'S ONLY PETN FOR THE MOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD. MAMA BEAR: INVERTED: MARLEY IS FEROCLY (THOUGH NOT VLENTLY) PROTECTIVE OF HER, TO THE POT OF GIVG THE NEW DIRECTNS A SER TOUNGE-LASHG WHEN THEY JO ON MAKG FUN OF HER WH THE POPULAR KIDS. NO NAME GIVEN: UNTIL GLEE, ACTUALLY, WHEN WE LEARN THAT 'S MILLIE. STGGLG SGLE MOTHER: SHE WORKS AT A LOOKED DOWN UPON MIMUM WAGE JOB AND NO MENTN IS EVER MA OF MARLEY'S FATHER. SHE ADOR HER DGHTER, AND THE FEELG IS MUTUAL.     LORD TUBBGTON BRTANY'S T, WHO HAS A STRANGE AND WILD LIFE OFF-MERA. PLAYED BY ARAGORN. CLOUD CUCKOOLANR: HIS ANTICS AS NARRATED BY BRTANY. FORMALLY-NAMED PET : LORD TUBBGTON SLIDG SLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM: THE ANIMAL SLE. ON-MERA, LORD TUBBGTON BEHAV LIKE A NORMAL, LAZY T. OFF MERA, HE'S ADDICTED TO CIGARETT AND ECSTASY, NS A GANG, IS A SLUMLORD, AND TRI TO HAVE BRTANY MTED. HE'S ALSO ON ATKS. SPECIAL GUT: IN-UNIVERSE, EQUENTLY ON FONDUE FOR TWO.OTHER ADULTS
• YOU’RE HUNKY, AND I’M WHAT THEY CALL ‘PREDATORY GAY’
• THE PREDATORY PART OF GAY CULTURE

THE GAY ONE OM GLEE – POSIVE ROLE MOL OR DANGERO CLICHé?

Glee is too gay, seems, for the edors of Vany Fair's webse, who apologised this week when a wrer fot where he was and ed the word "fags" – a postmorn, ironic way of urse – to scribe a recent episo of the h US edy seri. But while the gratuo e of culturally-load words is fe for a be-sized bate on Twter, there is a much bigger problem that gay wrers don't discs: the whoppg headache of a tired gay cliché that Glee self embodi.

Leavg asi the brilliance of Sue Sylvter, my own gay-Glee-gripe is wh Kurt Hummel, Ameri's poster boy for Fox-approved homosexualy wh his wholome goodns, a dazzlg Colgate se and a passn for Madge. Devised by Ryan Murphy, a gay wrer his forti, "Kurt" om The Sound of Mic's wi-eyed jailba Kurt Von Trapp, while "Hummel" pays homage to a eakish rosy-cheeked le of youthful figur that were popular Nazi Germany.

Swap the lerhosen for hs of Gaga and you get the stock-gay sensatn that is Kurt Hummel. But what about the majory of gay men who aren't reprented on TV?

THE GAY GUI TO GLEE: SEASON 2, EPISO 17, “A NIGHT OF NEGLECT”BY BRETT BERKAPRIL 20, 2011SAVE THIS STORYSAVESAVE THIS STORYSAVECOURTY OF FOX.YOU MIGHT THK THAT, AFTER OUR WEEKS-LONG MEANR THE GLEE-EE SERT, A STEAMG, H NEW EPISO THAT FOCED ON THE CHARACTERS ACTG LIKE A BUNCH OF HECKLG, HATG BCH MIGHT APPEAL TO SOMEONE LIKE ME—A HECKLG, HATG BCH. BUT WHILE I DID ENJOY THE RA OF FEAT THAT SURROUND THE GLEE CLUB’S EFFORTS TO HELP THEIR IENDS AND THEMSELV, THE EPISO AS A WHOLE SUCKED AS HARD AS A HERD OF BOWHEAD WHAL WH THE MUNCHI. WHY? WELL, FOR ONE THG, WAS ALL ABOUT THE ADULTS AND THEIR ANE DRAMAS. (NEWS FLASH: SUE STILL HAT WILL!) AND ON THE FLIP SI OF THE SAME DROLL , —TO BORROW A WORD OM THE SENSELS TLE—NEGLECTED TO ADVANCE ANY OF THE KIDS’ STORY L EXCEPT ONE. THAT DON’T MEAN THAT THERE WEREN’T SOME FUNNY BS. THERE WERE. BUT THEY WERE AS FEW AND FAR BETWEEN AS A PAIR OF HONEYW-SECRETG APHID RECTUMS HIDN THE WORLD’S LARGT ANT LONY. LET’S REP WHO WAS BEG HATED ON.WILL: WE ALL KNOW THAT NOTHG ADDS PLEXY TO THE SOUND OF ONE PERSON TUNELSLY DRONG “I HATE YOU!” AT THE TOP OF THEIR METAPHORIL LUNGS LIKE THE ADDN OF A TR OF OTHER PEOPLE TUNELSLY DRONG “I HATE YOU!” AT THE TOP OF THEIR METAPHORIL LUNGS. SO SUE, AFOREMENTNED CHEER-TATER-FOR-LIFE, ASSEMBL A TEAM OF EVIL HENCH-PUPPETS TO HELP HER UNRME THE GLEE CLUB’S GLEE. THE CLU MY FAVORE ADULT CHARACTER OM THE ENTIRE SHOW, THE BE-SWEATERED SANDY RYERSON; MY LEAST FAVORE ADULT CHARACTER OM THE ENTIRE SHOW, THE HATCHET-FACED TERRI SCHUTER; AND RECENT TERVIEW SUBJECT CHEYENNE JACKSON—WHO, SPE TEASERS TO THE NTRARY, DO NOT GET TO HAVE SEX WH WILL. BUT JT LIKE THE RTOON T FOR WHOM SHE IS NAMED, MS. SYLVTER SOMEHOW FAILS TO NAB HER NARIAL PREY. WHICH SADNED ME—I ALWAYS WISHED THE LOONY PSY WOULD EAT THE DAMN BIRD AND END THE SENSELS CHASE FOR GOOD.MERCES: HALLELUJAH, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, AS THE SHOW’S JUMPED SHARK CIRCLED THE BLEEDG CHUM OF THIS NEGLECTED CHARACTER. MY SEND-GREATT GLEE PRAYER HAS FALLY BEEN ANSWERED, AND MS. JON IS GOG TO GET A CHANCE TO MANUM HER VIL AND RECEIVE A DAMN PLOT. BUT SCE THE SHOW IS WRTEN BY A BUNCH OF HAMSTERS, STEAD OF ACTUALLY PROVIDG THE GIRL WH A REAL NARRATIVE (HT: THIS UALLY VOLV THGS LIKE NFLICT, STAK, RISK, AND ENGAGEMENT WH OTHER CHARACTERS), THEY JT TURN HER TO A SENSELS RITURE OF A MANDG DIVA. AND THE ONE MOMENT WHEN FEELS LIKE THE PLOT MAY ACTUALLY GO SOMEWHERE—WHEN MERCES NFS THAT, LIKE ALL OF , SHE DON’T UNRSTAND WHY RACHEL IS A BIGGER STAR— CHICKENS OUT, NYG ANY ANALYSIS OR NTEXT, AND TH ROUNDGLY ANSWERG MERCES’S QUTN: BEE THE WRERS DON’T GIVE A SH ABOUT YOU, AND APPARENTLY THEY NEVER WILL.SMART PEOPLE: IT AS NO SURPRISE TO THOSE OF WHO WERE BRILLIANT, STEAD OF POPULAR, HIGH SCHOOL, THAT KIDS HATE SMART PEOPLE. SO THERE’S NO SHOCKER THE IA THAT THE MEMBERS OF THE AMIC-THLON TEAM NEED RCUG OM THEIR PATHETIC PLACE THE SOCIAL HIERARCHY. (THEY ALSO NEED MONEY TO GO TO DETRO.) WHAT IS SURPRISG IS THAT THEY ASK THE GLEE CLUB FOR HELP, WHICH IS ABOUT AS SMART AS ASKG A RABID BEAVER FOR ASSISTANCE SHARPENG YOUR PENCIL. FORTUNATELY FOR THAT SUNSHE GIRL, SCE SHE’S ASIAN, THE EXISTENCE OF A BRAIAC PETN LUR HER BACK ONTO THE SHOW, WHERE SHE PLAYS THE MEMBER OF A RIVAL TEAM, AS WELL AS THE LIVERY VICE FOR ANOTHER TECHNILLY PROFICIENT BUT UNSPIRED PERFORMANCE. OH, AND THERE WAS SOMETHG ABOUT A NCERT, BEE THEY NEVER HAVE ANY EXC TO SG ON THIS SHOW.KURT: KAROFSKY STILL HAT HIMSELF, AND KURT, FOR BEG A BIG NANCY HOMOSEXUAL. AND NOW HE HAT BLAE FOR BEG ONE TOO! SO WHEN HE SE THE TWO VERTS SKIPPG HAND--HAND THROUGH THE HALLS OF MCKLEY ON A BLANKET OF RABOW-LORED ROSE PETALS, EN ROUTE TO THE ROOM WHERE THEY HI THE UNIRNS, HE GO TO A PK RAGE AND PREPAR TO BEAT THE GAY OUT OF THEM. (OR MAYBE JT ASK THEM FOR THE NAME OF THE PRODUCT THEY E TO MAKE THEIR VERY DIFFERENT HAIR TYP APPEAR SO REMARKABLY SIAR.) FORTUNATELY, SANTANA APPEARS AND WARDS THEM OFF WH HER RA OF SAPPHIC BUTCHNS, WHICH PROV THE WELL-KNOWN LE: IF YOU’RE GAY, GET A LBIAN IEND.MOST POPULARVANY FAIR’S “IT’S RAG TEENS” COVER AT 20: WHERE ARE THEY NOW?BY SAVANNAH WALSHTHE CAST OF OPPENHEIMER AND THE REAL PEOPLE THEY PLAYBY HILLARY BISREMEMBERG SéAD O’CONNOR’S SUBLIME MIC AND RIGHTEO RAGEBY MIKE HOGANWILL’S CAST-OFFS: YOU THOUGHT THE FACT THAT HE WAS DATG GWYNNY, AND EMMA WAS GETTG DRILLED BY A NTIST, MEANT THAT DROOPY MCCARDIGAN AND THEYEROID WERE SAFE OM EACH OTHER’S MSALLY STULTIFYG ALLURE? THEN YOU FOT THAT THIS WAS GLEE, A SHOW WHERE NSISTENCY AND PLOT ARE TO BE DISPENSED WH WHENEVER THE MOOD STRIK. VOILà! DR. CARL VANISH A PUFF OF UTERIZED ORAL-NERVE SMOKE, AND GWYNNY GETS LLED TO “RUMORS,” CLEVELAND’S PREMIER GAY BAR, TO WORK AS A WALLIS SIMPSON IMPERSONATOR A FASCIST-THEMED DRAG REVUE. WHICH MAK SAFE FOR THE TWO TO GET BACK TOGETHER AGA, WHATEVER THAT MEANS. WAKE ME WHEN THE SEASON’S OVER.SONG RATG (* TO *****)• “ALL BY MYSELF” (ERIC CARMEN) *** SUNSHE IS A SGG MACHE. AND SHE HAS ALL THE STAGE PRENCE OF ONE.• “I FOLLOW RIVERS” (LYKKE LI) ** I HATE TO SAY , BUT I’M WH THE HECKLERS.• “BUBBLE TO” (JACK JOHNSON) **** ALL FOUR STARS ARE FOR MIKE CHANG’S DANCG, LEAVG EXACTLY NONE FOR THIS SH SONG.• “TURNG TABL” (ALE) ** ENOUGH WH THE FUCKG ALE, O.K.?• “A’T NO WAY” (ARETHA FRANKL) **** YOU KNOW I’M A SUCKER FOR A GOSPEL CHOIR.GAYT MOMENT• SANDY RYERSON FLIRTG WH DT GOOLSBY: “YOU’RE HUNKY AND I’M WHAT THEY LL ‘PREDATORY GAY.’”RELATED: SEE ALL OF ’S GLEE VERAGE, CLUDG EXCLIVE TERVIEWS, VIOS, FEATUR, AND OUR WEEKLY REPS.BRETT BERK WR GAILY ABOUT CULTURE, POLICS, AND RS FOR , AND IS THE THOR OF THE GAY UNCLE’S GUI TO PARENTG. VIS HIM AT OR FOLLOW HIM ON TWTER.BRETT BERK

Gay teenagers mt gulp wh fear when they see Kurt, as he nf the closet-door wh a piano lid and mak beg gay look like a full-time job. In seri one, Kurt relentlsly pursued his straight classmate Fn, a dangero storyle that rerced to a young dience that gay men are predatory, won't take no for an answer and will do anythg to sce any straight boy sight. And Kurt seems to embody the ethos that gay kids mt prove themselv by excellg at somethg as if to jtify the tragedy of their sexualy.

But unlike Kurt his life didn't revolve around fightg gay battl. The wrers of Sks foced stead on the stggl of Anwar, a Mlim boy who felt that his strict upbrgg ma difficult for him to get along wh gay pupils, spe them beg iendly towards him and a fellow mory the classroom. You might say that any gay character that gets past the Fox filter is a triumph.

It as no surprise that he has a vast gay followg – the webse AfterElton named Kurt the seventh bt gay character of all time. It's also a personal achievement for Colfer, wner of a Goln Globe, a lnaire, only 20 and openly gay.

PREDATORY GAY

He shar the red rpet wh gay men twice his age who never their award-stuffed reers dared to e out. Perhaps Kurt Hummel is jt the spoonful of sugar that Hollywood needs right now, but I n't wa for the day when we don't need the irratg tt-tube gay hero on TV.

THE EVOLUTN OF THE GAY

How about a new seri lled Gloom, set Southend-on-Sea, which the gay protagonist is a kleptomaniac BMX biker who meets his teenage boyiend a young offenrs home after beg jailed for nng tourists? Standout Quote: "Odds are by the end of the school year, I'll have Blae and a Natnals trophy, and you'll have khakis and a Lima Bean apron, and that gay face. Not only did he fy tradnal gay stereotyp by beg a football team ultra-jock, but Spencer was pletely shamels about his inty.

He is revealed to be gay Season Two, but Season One he claimed he had a long distance girliend. His tast often seem to lean towards men much younger than he (touchg a young boy appropriately durg choir practice), llg to qutn whether he is only a closeted homosexual or, furthermore, a pedophile.

YOU'RE HUNKY AND I'M WHAT THEY LL PREDATORY GAY.

He asks Dt Goolsby if he is sgle, explag that, spe Dt's heterosexualy, he fds him "hunky" and he nsirs himself a "predatory gay. Ironilly, Stephen Tobolowsky is real life a straight man, whereas Cheyenne Jackson (who plays Dt Goolsby) is a gay man. In the uncut versn of the Pilot, he ni the fact that he is gay when Figgs fir him.

TEACHERS AND STAFF    BRAD THE PIANIST BRAD THE PIANISTAN ACPANIST FOR THE GLEE CLUB AT REHEARSALS. IT TOOK HIM 4 SEASONS TO SPEAK. PLAYED BY GLEE'S ACTUAL MIL DIRECTOR, BRAD ELLIS. FACE–HEEL TURN: IS ABSOLUTELY THRILLED AT NEW DIRECTNS BEG DISBAND "SWAN SONG" AFTER THEIR LOSS SECTNALS. HE EVEN HUGS SUE FOR GETTG THEM SHUT DOWN. INVISIBLE BACKUP BAND: BRAD SOMETIM FALLS UPON THIS AND THIS IS HILARLY LAMPSHAD "THEATRILY". LIVG PROP: HILARLY LAMPSHAD "RUMOURS".BRTANY: WHAT ABOUT HIM?SANTANA: HE'S JT FURNURE. SORRY, NO OFFENSE. (BRAD SHGS) NO-RPECT GUY: NO-ONE THE CLUB ULD PERFORM WHOUT HIM, AND THEY ALL TREAT HIM LIKE AN AFTERTHOUGHT AT BT. ONLY ONE NAME: WE DON'T KNOW HIS LAST NAME. THE DANZA: NAMED AFTER HIS ACTOR. THE PIANO PLAYER: HIS ONLY FUNCTN FOR THE SHOW. SUDNLY VOICED: AFTER SPENDG FOUR SEASONS THE RNER OF THE SCREEN WH NO OPPORTUNY TO GET A LE, HE FALLY SPOKE "SWAN SONG" FOR A GAG.    SANDY RYERSON SANDY RYERSONNO, WILLIAM, I AM NOT ALLOWED WH FIFTY FEET OF CHILDREN.THE FORMER TEACHER CHARGE OF GLEE CLUB, HE WAS FIRED WHEN RACHEL POTED OUT HIS APPROPRIATE BEHAVR WH MALE STUNTS. HE THEN TEAMED UP WH SUE TO HELP BRG NEW DIRECTNS DOWN, BEG REHIRED TO THE SCHOOL AS THE NEW HEAD OF THE ART PARTMENT. PLAYED BY STEPHEN TOBOLOWSKY. ALL GAYS LOVE THEATER: PLAYED WH, HE LOV MIC AND SGG, BUT FOR HIS SELF-PROMOTN. ALL GAYS ARE PEDOPHIL: HIS ESTABLISHG CHARACTER MOMENT SHOWS HIM APPROPRIATELY TOUCHG AN UNRAGE TEENAGE BOY. HOW LIGHTFUL. NO WONR WHY THE POOR KID STEERED CLEAR OF THE GLEE CLUB FOR THE RT OF THE SERI. CAMP GAY: AFTER HE EMBRAC HIS SEXUALY. COMMUTG ON A B: HE PLAYED A MAJOR ROLE THE FIRST FIVE EPISOS, BUT EVER SCE THEN, HE'S ONLY DRAGGED OUT ABOUT ONCE OR TWICE A SEASON. CREEPY BLUE EY: SLIGHT SE OF THE "LIGHT AND WATERY" VARIETY. DEPRAVED HOMOSEXUAL: AS NVERSED "A NIGHT OF NEGLECT", HE EMBODI PRETTY MUCH EVERY NEGATIVE STEREOTYPE ABOUT GAYS.SANDY: "I'M WHAT THEY LL A PREDATORY GAY." DS EX MACHA: HE VOLUNTEERS TO PAY FOR THE BRAIACS' AND NEW DIRECTNS' TRIPS G HIS DG MONEY. THE FRIEND NOBODY LIK: HIS REPELLENT PERSONALY AND ATTU EVERYONE HE ASSOCIAT WH TO PUT HIM AT ARM'S LENGTH. GIRLIEND CANADA: HE CLAIMS HIS JOB-ENDG SNDAL ST HIM HIS LONG-DISTANCE GIRLIEND CLEVELAND. WILL LOOKS UNNVCED. RUL LAWYER: WHEN WILL SAYS HE THOUGHT SANDY WASN'T ALLOWED SCHOOL BEE OF A URT ORR, SANDY UNTERS THAT THE URT ORR ONLY FORBIDS HIM OM BEG "WH FIFTY FEET OF CHILDREN." SLIME BALL: LET'S FACE , HE IS A JERK AND A CREEP. UNABASHEDLY SO. STALKER WH A CSH: FOR JOSH GROBAN AFELLAS. SO BAD THAT JOSH GROBAN GAVE HIM A RTRAG ORR. TRANSPARENT CLOSET: THOUGH HE SEEMS TO HAVE E TO TERMS WH AS OF "A NIGHT OF NEGLECT."     KEN TANAKA KEN TANAKATHE SCHOOL'S FOOTBALL ACH WHO WAS ENGAGED TO EMMA. HIS IENDSHIP WH WILL IS STRAED BY EMMA'S AFFECTNS. HAS SHOWN HIMSELF TO BE A NICE GUY SPE THE WAY THE PLOT IS AGAST HIM. HE SEEMS TO HONTLY AND EPLY RE FOR EMMA AND HER WISH, SPE THEM BEG MORE THAN A B SANE. PLAYED BY PATRICK GALLAGHER. ONLY LASTED ONE SEASON. ALL LOVE IS UNREQUED: POOR KEN NEVER STOOD A CHANCE. BETTY AND VERONI: AN TERTG SE, AS IF WE ANALYZE THE SE CLOSELY HE ULD BE NSIRED TO BE EHER THE BETTY OR THE VERONI TO WILL, WHO WOULD BEE THE OPPOSG FORCE PENDG ON WHAT YOU NSIR KEN TO BE, ALTHOUGH AMONG THE FANDOM HE IS UNIVERSALLY NSIRED THE VERONI TO WILL'S BETTY DEMOTED TO EXTRA: IN THE BACK NE OF SEASON 1. DISPOSABLE FIANCé: THE "MOR FLAWS" TYPE. COMPLETE WH THE "QUIETLY SLIPPG AWAY" PART. LIMED WARDROBE: HE SAID HIMSELF THAT HE OWNS ONLY ONE PAIR OF REGULAR PANTS. NICE GUY: FOR ALL THE CRAP THAT HIS WAY, HE EPLY LOV EMMA, SPE HER BEG MORE THAN A B SANE. EVEN AFTER HIS FALLOUT WH WILL, HE WAS STILL RPECTFUL ENOUGH TO GIVE HIM A WISE PIECE OF ADVICE ABOUT EMMA WH SEEMGLY NO BTERNS. OUT OF FOC: IN THE SEND HALF OF SEASON 1. PUT ON A B TO HELL: FOR SEASON 2. HE HAS A "NERVO BREAKDOWN" WHICH LEADS TO HIM NOT G BACK TO MCKLEY, MAKG WAY FOR COACH BEISTE. ROMANTIC FALSE LEAD: A SUBVERSN ACTUALLY SCE EMMA WAS NEVER REALLY TO HIM. SENSIVE GUY AND MANLY MAN: ARGUABLE, BUT KEN IS NSIRED TO BE THE MANLY MAN TO WILL’S SENSIVE GUY. WHAT THE HELL, HERO?: KEN LLS WILL OUT ON HIS FLIRTATN WH EMMA, THOUGH HAS LTLE EFFECT. WILL TRI TO GENTLY DISURAGE EMMA, BUT SHE ONLY SWOONS OVER HIM ALL THE MORE.     GRACE HCHENS GRACE HCHENSTHE ACH FOR THE JANE ADAMS AMY GLEE CLUB, AND THE PETN FOR NEW DIRECTNS' FIRST SECTNALS PETN. CAR EPLY FOR HER GIRLS AND ONLY WANTS TO SEE THEM SUCCEED. STOLE HALF OF THE NEW DIRECTNS' SETLIST, ALONG WH DALTON RUMBA. PLAYED BY EVE. PUT ON A B: NEHER SHE NOR HER CLUB ARE SEEN AFTER SECTNALS. SASSY BLACK WOMAN: THE BASIS OF HER CHARACTER. SCREW THE MONEY, I HAVE RUL!: AFTER STEALG THE NEW DIRECTNS' SETLIST DURG SECTNALS, SHE GO TO TELL THE JUDG. LATER, SHE RMS FIGGS OF SUE'S CHEATG. WHAT THE HELL, HERO?: EMMA TELLS HER THAT BY CHEATG SHE ISN'T HELPG HER GIRLS, JT TELLG THEM THAT THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THEY ULD W.     DALTON RUMBA DALTON RUMBATHE ACH OF THE HAVERBROOK SCHOOL FOR THE DEAF GLEE CLUB, AND THE PETN FOR NEW DIRECTNS' FIRST SECTNALS PETN. HE HIMSELF IS AF ONE EAR OM SRLET FEVER. STOLE HALF OF THE NEW DIRECTNS' SETLIST, ALONG WH GRACE HCHENS. PLAYED BY MICHAEL HCHCK. CATCHPHRASE: "SRLET FEVER!" CREATOR CAMEO: THOUGH TECHNILLY ONLY UNTS SEASON FOUR, AS MICHAEL HAD NOT YET JOED THE WRG STAFF WHEN HE APPEARED SEASON ONE. EVERYTHG IS ABLEIST: ACC ANYBODY WHO DISAGRE WH HIM TO BE PREJUDICED AGAST THE AF. PUT ON A B: NEHER HE NOR HIS GLEE CLUB APPEARED AFTER SECTNALS. THE B CAME BACK: HE MA A BRIEF APPEARANCE SEASON FOUR TO RM THAT DUE TO LACK OF FUNDG TO THE ARTS, THE HAVERBROOK GLEE CLUB WOULD HAVE TO BE DISBAND.     DT GOOLSBY DT GOOLSBY THIS HAIRLE IS 85% MY OWN AND MY SPERM UNT IS OFF THE CHARTS.THE NEW ACH OF VOL ADRENALE FOR SEASON 2, REPLACG FORMER ACH SHELBY CORRAN. PORTRAYED BY CHEYENNE JACKSON. BAD BOSS: OPENLY SPIS HIS STUNTS. JUDGG HOW SUNSH TO LOATHE HIS GUTS TO THE POT OF NSIRG RETURNG HOME, SAYG THAT IS NOT THE NICT ACH IS ONE BIG UNRSTATEMENT. BAD SAMARAN: OFFERS SUNSHE AND HER MOTHER A GREEN RD, BUT ONLY TO GET THE EXTREMELY TALENTED SGER HIS CHOIR. SEE BAD BOSS ABOVE... CAMP STRAIGHT: TO THE POT THAT DEPRAVED HOMOSEXUAL SANDY HS ON HIM. COLOR-COD FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE: HE WEARS DARK LORS ALL THE TIME, SO HE PROBABLY ISN'T ON NEW DIRECTNS' SI. DEPARTMENT OF RNDANCY DEPARTMENT: DT GOOLSBY: "ADM . I'M HANDSOME, I'M GOOD LOOKG AND I'M EASY ON THE EY. ALSO, I'M GEO." DRILL SERGEANT NASTY: CARMEL HIGH'S AN IS PATHOLOGILLY PILED TO REC THOSE AS ACH. EVIL COUNTERPART: TO WILL. HE HAT HIS VOL ADRENALE KIDS BEE EVERY TIME HE SE THEM ACHIEVE SOMETHG HE'S REMD OF EVERYTHG HE MISSED OUT ON. WILL LOV HIS KIDS, FOR ALMOST THE EXACT SAME REASONS. JERKASS: NO REEMG QUALY WHATSOEVER. LONG B TRIP: WE DIDN'T SEE HI NOR HAIR OF HIM OM "AUDN" ALL THE WAY UP TO "A NIGHT OF NEGLECT" (ALTHOUGH HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SCENE "SPECIAL EDUTN.") MANIPULATIVE BASTARD: SELF-ADMTED "A NIGHT OF NEGLECT". THIS SEEMS MORE OF A INFORMED ABILY AS WE NEVER SEE THIS E TO UN. PUT ON A B: SCE VOL ADRENALE DIDN'T W FIRST PLACE AT NATNALS, THEIR SPONSORS FIRED HIM. REAL MEN WEAR PK: HAD NO PROBLEM RRYG SUNSHE'S HELLO KTY BACKPACK WH HIM. SMUG SNAKE: HE IS VERY GOOD AT HIS JOB, BUT EXTREMELY ARROGANT AND CERTA OF HIS SUPERRY. TRAG OM HELL: SUBMS HIS KIDS TO THIS. JSE: DO YOU KNOW WHAT VOL ADRENALE IS DOG RIGHT NOW? THEY'RE ON THEIR THIRD WEEK OF TWENTY-FOUR-HOUR-A-DAY REHEARSALS. THEY'RE ON AN IV DRIP.     HOLLY HOLIDAY HOLLY HOLIDAY THE KIDS FEEL SPECIAL; THEY HAVE A VOICE, AND IF WE DON'T LISTEN TO , THEY JT TUNE OUT.A PERKY SUBSTUTE TEACHER WHO NNECTS TO THE KIDS BY BEG MORN AND MELLOW. SHE TOOK OVER THE GLEE CLUB WHILE WILL WAS SICK, AND WAS EVEN GIVEN THE JOB AFTER SUE FIRED HIM. HOWEVER, SHE ISN'T THE BT AT ALG WH THE KIDS' SER ISSU. PORTRAYED BY GWYH PALTROW. ALLERATIVE NAME: HOLLY HOLLYDAY. BETTY AND VERONI: THE NFNT AND OUTGOG LOVE TERT TO WILL, BY NTRAST TO THE MURE, SECURE EMMA. THE CAST SHOWOFF: HER SPANISH IS MUCH BETTER THAN WILL'S. GWYH PALTROW ACTUALLY LIVED SPA FOR AWHILE AND SPEAKS THE LANGUAGE PERFECTLY. CATCHPHRASE: "I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK." CHEKHOV'S CLASSROOM: IN THE BEGNG OF "A NIGHT OF NEGLECT," SHE TEACH THE KIDS ABOUT HERMAPHRODIC NAZI SYMPATHIZERS. GUS WHAT THE LAST QUTN THE AMIC THLON IS? COOL TEACHER: SGS, DRS UP, AND GOSSIPS TO HELP TEACH THE KIDS VAR SUBJECTS. SHE ALSO ASKED THE GLEE KIDS SPECIFILLY WHAT THEY WANT TO SG. ARGUABLY A NSTCTN, HOWEVER, BEE SHE IS SO LAX AND MELLOW THAT SHE ONLY R ABOUT HERSELF AND N'T PROPERLY DISCIPLE THE STUNTS WHEN NECSARY. I WANT MY BELOVED TO BE HAPPY: IN "A NIGHT OF NEGLECT," SHE LEAV WILL SPE HAVG FEELGS FOR HIM BEE SHE KNOWS HE STILL LOV EMMA. MEANGFUL NAME: HER LAST NAME IS HOLLYDAY, AND SHE EMPHASIZ HEAVILY ON THE FUN AND RELAXED WAY... TOO HEAVILY FACT. NERD GLASS: HAD THEM A FLASHBACK. NICE JOB BREAKG IT, HERO: HOLLY MENTNS SUNSHE PUTTG AN APPEARANCE AT THEIR FUNDRAISER TO DT GOOLSBY, WHO THEN STOPS HER AND HER FOLLOWERS OM ATTENDG. ROMANTIC FALSE LEAD: INTRODUCED AS A LOVE TERT FOR WILL, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT SHE DO NOT HOLD A NDLE TO EMMA, EVEN WH THE LATTER BEG MARRIED. TOTALLY RADIL: ZIG-ZAGGED. SEXY MENTOR: SHE'S A COOL TEACHER PLAYED BY GWYH PALTROW, WHAT ELSE ULD BE EXPECTED? UNFORTUNATE NAM: "SO, ARE YOU A STRIPPER OR A DRAG QUEEN?" YOU NEED TO GET LAID: BASILLY SUMS UP HER OPN OF EMMA PILLSBURY. EVEN WHEN EMMA GO TO HER FOR MARRIAGE UNSELLG, SHE C THEIR LACK OF SEX AS A BIG REASON AS TO WHY 'S FAILG - WHILE THIS IS TE, HOLLY DON'T SEEM TO RE ABOUT EMMA'S CRIPPLG OCD BEG A BIG PART OF THE PROBLEM, AND DON'T SEEM TO SYMPATHIZE WH HER AT ALL.     ROZ WASHGTON ROZ WASHGTONA FORMER OLYMPIAN WHO NOW WORKS AS MCKLEY'S SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMG ACH, THOUGH RECENTLY SHE'S BEGUN VYG FOR SUE'S CHEERLEADG POSN. SHE IS BROUGHT BACK AFTER "SHOOTG STAR" AFTER SUE IS FIRED. PLAYED BY NENE LEAK. CLOUD CUCKOOLANR: IN CHARGE OF THE CHEERS, HER TENURE IS FILLED WH SUCH NONSENSE AS GETTG EVERYONE SIGNED UP FOR RIB REMOVAL TREATMENT. EPIC FAIL: SHE THKS THAT BECKY IS ROB SYLVTER, SUE'S NEWBORN DGHTER, WHO OBVLY GREW UP TO BE A TEENAGER AND IS A -PTA OF THE CHEERS. EVEN EVIL HAS STANDARDS: SHE’S DISGTED OVERHEARG THE ND GIRLSNOTE SANS RACHEL AND QUN JOKE ABOUT BEISTE BEG DOMTILLY ABEDNOTE WHICH TURNED OUT TO BE TE AND ALONG WH SUE TAK UP TEACHG THEM ABOUT VERY SERLY. HER REACTN TO BREE'S PRANK ON TA AT PROM. GLORY DAYS: SHE WILL NOT HATE TO BRAG ABOUT THE BRONZE MEDAL SHE WON 2008.I WON THIS BRONZE DAMN OLYMPIC MEDAL BEIJG, CHA! I HAD NOODL WH THE PRINT, AND A THREOME WH MICHAEL PHELPS. INFORMED ABILY: YOU WILL PROBABLY NEVER ACTUALLY SEE ROZ THE WATER, AS NENE LEAK N'T SWIM REAL LIFE. LARGE HAM: OVER THE TOP MANNERS AND SPEECH. "THE REASON YOU SUCK" SPEECH: GIV ONE TO SUE "THE SPANISH TEACHER." THE RIVAL: TO SUE. SASSY BLACK WOMAN: SHE IS NEVER AAID TO SPEAK HER MD. SER BS: SWIMMG, AND BY EXTENSN THE POOL.I'M GONNA SAY ONE THG TO YOU, SAM EVANS, AND I'M ONLY GONNA SAY ONCE. IF YOU PEE MY POOL, I WILL KILL YOU. SMALL NAME, BIG EGO: Y, WNG A MEDAL AT THE OLYMPICS IS A BIG AL. BUT EVEN GOLD MEDAL WNERS SOLO EVENTS ARE UNLIKELY TO MENTN TWELVE TIM A DAY AND WEAR EVERYWHERE THEY GO. ESPECIALLY 5 YEARS LATER.     DAVID MARTEZ DAVID MARTEZTHE NIGHT CLASS SPANISH TEACHER AT MCKLEY, WHO HELPS NEW DIRECTNS (AND WILL) TO LEARN SOME SPANISH. FORMER TEETH MOL AND RIDICULOLY ATTRACTIVE. BE THE OFFICIAL SPANISH TEACHER AFTER WILL RIGNS SEASON 3. PLAYED BY RICKY MART. COOL TEACHER ETERNALLY PEARLY-WHE TEETH: JTIFIED, AS HE ED TO BE A TOP TOOTH MOL. EVEN THE GUYS WANT HIM: SEVERAL MALE MEMBERS (THAT AREN'T KURT WHO'S GAY) OF NEW DIRECTNS ARE UNWTGLY ATTRACTED TO HIM.RACHEL: CUTTSUGAR: SEARTIE: EVER MR. FANSERVICE: HE IS VERY GOOD LOOKG AND THE SERI DO NOT SHI AWAY OM SHOWG . TALL, DARK, AND HANDSOME: HIS LOOKS.OTHER STUNTS     WILLIAM MCKLEY HIGH SCHOOL JAZZ BAND WILLIAM MCKLEY HIGH SCHOOL JAZZ BANDARTIE'S IENDS WHO PLAY BACK-UP FOR NEW DIRECTNS, THOUGH NOT OFFICIAL MEMBERS. HOWEVER, TWO MEMBERS TEMPORARILY JO "HOLD ON TO SIXTEEN" ORR TO FILL THE MEMBERSHIP REQUIREMENTS. THERE ARE SEVERAL MEMBERS WHO N ALL PLAY AN STMENT OR TWO. THE MOST REGNIZABLE MEMBERS ARE THE BASSIST, PLAYED BY STT HENSON, AND THE DMMER, PLAYED BY JOHN LOCK. LIVG PROP: THEY RARELY TERACT WH ANY OF THE OTHER NEW DIRECTN MEMBERS. 11TH-HOUR RANGER: BASSIST AND DMMER JO "HOLD ON TO SIXTEEN" SO THAT NEW DIRECTNS HAS ENOUGH MEMBERS TO PERFORM. EVERYONE CALLS HIM "BARKEEP": NONE OF THE MEMBERS HAVE NAM; THEY ARE SIMPLY REFERRED TO AS THE STMENT THEY UALLY PLAY ("BASSIST", "DMMER", ETC). RECURRG EXTRAS: THEY'RE DISPENSABLE TO EACH AND EVERY GLEE CLUB NUMBER, BUT NEVER OUT OF THE BACKGROUND. THE VOICELS: NEVER UTTER A SGLE LE FOR SIX SEASONS.     AZIM ADAMS AZIM ADAMS I A'T SGG NO SHOW TUN. THAT IS THE MIC OF MY OPPRSORS.A MEATHEAD FOOTBALL JOCK WHO, WH KAROFSKY, TOOK OVER AS THE SCHOOL'S CHIEF BULLY ONCE PUCK STOPPED HARASSG THE OTHER MEMBERS OF NEW DIRECTNS. PLAYED BY JAM EARL III. BARBARIC BULLY: THE BASIS (AND SOLE FUNCTN) OF HIS CHARACTER. DUMB JOCK: IGNORANT, STUPID, A WORTHLS STUNT, AND PROUD OF . HE GLEEFULLY AB THE PASS GIVEN TO JOCKS AND FORC PEOPLE TO DO HIS HOMEWORK. EVEN EVIL HAS STANDARDS: ACRDG TO HIM, PICKG ON CRIPPLED PEOPLE SUCH AS ARTIE IS BELOW THEM AND AZIM EVEN MENTNS HIS SUPPOSED MORAL . INVALIDATED GIVEN HE LOCKED HIM A PORT-A-POTTY EARLY THE SERI AND SLHI HIM WHOUT REMORSE LATTER. FLAT CHARACTER: ONLY THERE TO BE A ONE-NOTE, VLENT, AND SPIBLE NUISANCE, MAKG EVERYONE'S LIFE HELL. FUTURE LOSER: IF ANYONE THE SHOW IS STED TO BE A NO-LIFE "LIMA LOSER" 'S HIM. AND LET'S FACE , HE SERV NOTHG NICE. HATE SK: HE SOLELY EXISTS TO BULLY STUNTS, AND IS THE MEANT, NASTIT OF THE BUNCH. JERK JOCK: HE EVEN TARGETS OTHER JOCKS. JOKER IMMUNY: THERE'S APPARENTLY NOTHG ANYONE N DO ABOUT HIM. HE AND DAVE ASSLT STUNTS THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLS, ONE STANCE WH A TEACHER WATCHG, AND SUFFER NO NSEQUENC. POLILLY INRRECT VILLA: HE'S EXTREMELY HOMOPHOBIC. HIS HOMOPHOBIA IS IMPLIED TO BE DIRECTED AT KAROFSKY AS WELL. AFTER KAROFSKY'S SUICI ATTEMPT, KAROFSKY TELLS KURT: KAROFSKY: .. MOM TOLD ME THAT [BEG GAY] IS A DISEASE AND MY SUPPOSED BT IEND TOLD ME HE NEVER WANTS TO TALK TO ME AGA... POPULAR IS DUMB: DUMB AS A SACK OF BRICKS AND POPULAR NOHELS, THIS GUY IS A LIVG ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE SHEER IMBECILY OF THE POPULARY FOOD CHA. POPULAR IS EVIL: AT THE TOP OF THE POPULARY FOOD CHA BY VIRTUE OF BEG A JOCK, SPE BEG A LOATHSOME PIECE OF WORK ONLY LIKED BY SIARLY-MD JERK JOCKS. SATELLE CHARACTER: TO KAROFSKY, PRR TO HIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MOE?: HE WASN'T NEARLY AS VELOPED AS KAROFSKY, AND DISAPPEARED AFTER APPEARG SPORADILLY THE SEND SEASON. ALL WE HEARD WAS KAROFSKY MENTNG THAT HIS BT IEND CUT NTACT AFTER HE WAS OUTED, AND FOR ALL WE KNOW THAT ULD HAVE BEEN SOMEONE AT HIS NEW SCHOOL.     JAB BEN ISRAEL JAB BEN ISRAELTECHNOLOGY HAS ALLOWED TO BE BTALLY CEL WHOUT SUFFERG ANY NSEQUENC. IN THE PAST, IF I WANTED TO TELL SOMEONE THEY SUCKED, I’D HAVE TO SAY TO THEIR FACE.THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER NEWS HOUND, WH A BLOG. PLAYED BY JOSH SSMAN. ABHORRENT ADMIRER: FOR RACHEL, OBVLY. ABHORRENT MORE DUE TO HIS REPULSIVE ACTNS THAN HIS NERDY LOOKS THOUGH. CGHT WH YOUR PANTS DOWN: ACTUALLY UGHT NAKED, THE LIBRARY, BY SUE. COMMUTG ON A B: HE WAS A EQUENT PRENCE THE FIRST SEASON, BUT ONLY SHOWED UP A FEW EPISOS SEASON 2, AND WASN'T SEEN AT ALL SEASON 3 SAVE FOR THE FIRST EPISO'S OPENG SEQUENCE. CYBER BULLYG: ONE OF HIS HOBBI, BETTER SUMMED UP BY THE QUOTE ABOVE... AS IF HE NEED MORE REASONS TO BE LOATHED. FAN DISSERVICE: GAH, WE REALLY DID NOT NEED TO SEE HIM NAKED "BRNEY/BRTANY". NO, NOR DID WE NEED TO HEAR ABOUT HIM MASTURBATG TO RACHEL. THE SWEATY BUTT MARK... JT THE SWEATY BUTT MARK. FUNNY AO: THIS LE SUMS UP BT. BRTANY: IT'S LIKE A JEWISH CLOUD. GEEK PHYSIQU: PUDGY, JEWISH AND NERDY, WH NERD GLASS AND THE OUTFS TO GO WH . GUILT BY COCINCE: BEG NAMED JAB MAK HIM A TARGET FOR THE SCHOOL'S TWIHARDS HATED BY ALL: REVILED BY EVERYONE. HE'S BARELY TOLERATED AT BT, AND FOR A VERY GOOD REASON. HYPOCRE: THIS GUY HAS THE NERVE TO MEAN PEOPLE AND TO TELL THEM THEY SUCK, WHOUT ANY WORTHWHILE ACPLISHMENTS TO HIS NAME. IMMORAL JOURNALIST: ONE THE MAKG, WH ALL THE FLAWS G WH THE PACKAGE WHOUT EVEN WORKG FOR ONE. THE ONLY PAPERS WILLG TO HIRE HIM WOULD BE TRASHY TABLOIDS, AND HE WOULD THRIVE . JEWISH AND NERDY: LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE. NERDY BULLY: A NERD THROUGH AND THROUGH WHO RELISH CYBER-BULLYG PEOPLE. NERD GLASS: WEARS THOSE AND IS FELY A NERD. NERDS ARE SEXY: HE VIEWS HIMSELF AS SUCH, BUT IS A THOROUGH AVERSN. GEEK PHYSIQU ASI, HE IS NOT THAT BAD LOOKG, BUT HIS OBNOX, CREEPY PERSONALY WOULD REVULSE EVEN THE MOST TOLERANT PEOPLE. PANTY THIEF: HE BLACKMAILS RACHEL TO THIS. SCHOOL NEWSPAPER NEWS HOUND: AN EXCEPTNALLY OBNOX ONE, ONLY TERTED GOSSIP AND MOR MONGERG, AT BT... SCREAMS LIKE A LTLE GIRL: OH DEAR GOD! SLIME BALL: NO REEMG TRA WHATSOEVER, HE STALKS PEOPLE FOR "SOPS" (I.E. PETTY, TSIVE GOSSIP), REVELS CYBER BULLYG, SEXUALLY HARASS RACHEL TO RTRAG ORR LEVELS, AND DO NOTHG THAT'S NOT SELF-SERVG. SMALL NAME, BIG EGO: ACTS LIKE A GREAT JOURNALIST WHEN NNG A DISMAL GOSSIP BLOG. STALKER WH A CSH: TO RACHEL, TO A REALLY DISTURBG GREE. THIS LOSER IS YOU: HE SEEMS TO BE A RITURE OF TER REVIEWERS.     SUNSHE CORAZON SUNSHE CORAZON I'M SUCH A BETTER SGER THAN EVERYONE ELSE SO I KNOW HOW FEELS. I'M ALL ALONE AT THE TOP. ALSO, I'M REALLY SHORT, SO EVEN WHEN I'M A GROUP OF PEOPLE I FEEL LIKE I'M WANRG ALONE A FORT.A FILIPA EXCHANGE-STUNT WH A VOICE TO MATCH RACHEL'S. RACHEL DON'T TAKE TOO WELL, THOUGH, AND SHE ENDS UP TRANSFERRG TO VOL ADRENALE STEAD. INTRODUCED SEASON 2. PLAYED BY JAKE ZYS NOTE PRR TO HIS G OUT AS TRANS 2017, ZYS WENT BY THE NAME CHARICE PEMPENG. BREAK THE CUTIE: SERLY, EVEN THE BIGGT DIE-HARD RACHEL FANS WOULD AGREE THAT SHE CROSSED THE LE WH HER TREATMENT OF SUNSHE. FROM THEIR DUET OF "TELEPHONE", WHERE RACHEL IS TRYG HER BT TO SHOW SUNSHE HOW TALENTED SHE IS, WHILE SUNSHE HAS THE LOOK OF SOMEONE THKG, "THIS IS REALLY FUN. SHE'S NICE TO BE SGG THIS SONG WH ME." TO RACHEL'S SENDG SUNSHE TO A CRACKHOE STEAD OF DNS. BAD FORM, BERRY, BAD FORM. THIS TROPE NTU ON TO "NEW YORK" AND WE DISVER HER EXPERIENCE VOL ADRENALE WAS SO HORRIBLE, SHE DIDN'T EVEN LIKE SGG ANYMORE AND WAS SO SPERATE TO GET OUT, SHE WAS TRYG TO GET HER VISA REVOKED TO GET SENT BACK TO THE PHILIPP. FOIL: TO RACHEL. ALL THE TALENT WHOUT THE EGO. ALSO, WHILE RACHEL LIK TO THK OF HERSELF AS THE INGENUE, SUNSHE ACTUALLY IS. ALTHOUGH APPEARS THAT SCE HER LONG B TRIP AS THE STAR OF VOL ADRENALE, SHE'S ACQUIRED SOMETHG OF AN EGO. FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUNT: FROM THE PHILIPP, WHERE 'S SUNNY EVERY DAY! GIRLISH PIGTAILS: IN THE BATHROOM SCENE. THE INGENUE: REALLY SE THE BT PEOPLE AND NNOT NCEIVE ANIMOSY... AT FIRST. LONELY AT THE TOP: SHE SAYS THIS TO NVCE NEW DIRECTNS TO LET HER SG AT THE BENEF. LONG B TRIP: MOST OF SEASON 2. THE B CAME BACK "A NIGHT OF NEGLECT." MEANGFUL NAME: LAMPSHAD BY RACHEL, WHO SNARKS THAT SHE IS NAMED SO BEE SHE OM THE PHILIPP WHERE 'S SUNNY EVERY DAY (EXCEPT FOR THE MONSOONS, OF URSE). ADDNALLY, "CORAZON" IS A SPANISH GIVEN NAME MON THE PHILIPP WHICH MEANS "HEART." NAïVE NEWER: IS NOTHG BUT WELL-MEANG AND IENDLY... IF ONLY SHE KNEW WHAT'S EXPECTG HER. NEW TRANSFER STUNT: AN EXCHANGE STUNT OM THE PHILIPP. PERFORMANCE ANXIETY: BEFORE PERFORMG AT NATNALS, SHE ADMS TO RACHEL THAT SHE DON'T THK SHE N DO BEE OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE. THE RIVAL: TO RACHEL, THOUGH THIS IS MALY HOW RACHEL PERCEIV HER. SIXTH RANGER TRAOR: SHE JOS NEW DIRECTNS BUT THEN LEAV TO JO VOL ADRENALE. WHAT MAK THIS AN UNUAL SE IS THAT HER CHOICE IS GIVEN A PERFECTLY VALID MOTIVATN, AND SHE DO SO WH NO MALICE. UNKNOWN RIVAL: REVERSED, SHE IS AT FIRST NOTHG BUT IENDLY TO RACHEL, AND ENJOYS TO FD SOMEONE SHE N SG WH, BUT RACHEL IS STANTLY THREATENED BY HER TALENT. TEENS ARE SHORT: SHORTER THAN RACHEL HERSELF.     "STONER" BRETT BUTKOWSKI BRETT "STONER BRETT" BUTKOWSKIA STONER KID WHO WANRS AROUND THE HALLS. PLAYED BY RYAN HEKE. HIS NAME REALLY IS "BARKEEP": WHEN HE DNS FOR NEW DIRECTNS SEASON FOUR, HE LISTS HIS NAME AS STONER BRETT. LATER 'S REVEALED THAT HE HAS A LAST NAME (BUTKOWSKI), THOUGH EVEN SCHOOL STAFF ACT AS THOUGH HIS FULL NAME CLUS "STONER". J'ACCE!: HE SHOUTS AT NEW DIRECTNS BRNEY 2.0 WHEN 'S REVEALED THAT THEY'RE LIP SYNCHG. RECURRG EXTRA: A FEW RANDOM APPEARANC SCE HIS IAL ONE, BUT NOTHG BY WAY OF PLOT OR CHARACTERIZATN. ASCEND EXTRA: THOUGH NOT VERY FAR, HE'S BEE MORE PROMENT AND WAS EVEN NOMATED FOR PROM KG. THE STONER: IT'S HIS NAME. HE SIGNS THE GLEE CLUB SIGN-UP SHEET THIS WAY. TAP ON THE HEAD: GETS H WH A FALLG BUCKET "TA THE SKY WH DIAMONDS" AFTER TA GETS SLHIED CARRIE-STYLE.     SHANE TSLEY  SHANE TSLEYMERCES' NEW BOYIEND SEASON 3 AFTER SAM MOV AWAY, AND ALSO A LEBACKER FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM. UNLIKE MOST OF THE OTHER JOCKS, HE IS SUPPORTIVE OF NEW DIRECTNS, OR AT LEAST MERCES. BIG EATER: HE EATS VERY UNHEALTHILY, AND ONE EPISO SHOWS HIM SELECTG TWO CHEEBURGERS, ONE HOT DOG, TATER TOTS, NACHOS WH CHEE, K AND SALSA ALL FOR ONE LUNCH. HUGE GUY, TY GIRL: HE'S AT LEAST AS TALL AS FN, AND TWICE AS WI. MANLY TEARS: AFTER FDG OUT ABOUT SAM AND MERCES' KISS. NICE GUY: QUE DIFFERENT OM THE OTHER JOCKS WE'VE SEEN; SHANE SUPPORTS THE GLEE CLUB AND EVEN ENURAG MERCES TO PETE AGAST RACHEL FOR THE ROLE OF MARIA. AND WHILE HE IS DISPLEASED WH MERCES LEAVG HIM, HE ACCEPTS AND MOV ON, AND SHOWS NO ILL WILL TOWARDS HER AND SAM BY THE TIME PROM ROLLS AROUND. LOVABLE JOCK: DOUBTLS THE NICT JOCK THE SERI, ASI OM HIS LOVE RIVAL SAM. ROMANTIC FALSE LEAD: WH SAM'S TRIUMPHANT RETURN TO MCKLEY (AKA CHORD'S RETURN TO GLEE), SHANE BEME ONE OF THE FOR SAMCES. TEMPORARY LOVE INTERT: FOR LS THAN FIVE EPISOS... TOKEN SHIPPG: TWO BLACK STUNTS GOG OUT. UNRSTANDG BOYIEND: HE DO NOT DISVERS A FLAW AND MERCES IS PROUD OF BEG GLEE CLUB, BUT HE IS NOTHG BUT SUPPORTIVE OF HER AND GENUELY LIK WATCHG HER PERFORM. CONSIRG THE SRN AND HATRED EVERY OTHER JOCK BEARS TOWARDS THE UNPOPULAR GLEEKS, THIS SPEAKS VOLUM.     HARMONY HARMONY"I'VE BEEN ACTG SCE I WAS A FET. LERALLY. AN ULTRASOUND OF ME WAS FEATURED ON MURR, SHE WROTE."A NEW YORK AMY OF DRAMATIC ARTS HOPEFUL WHO SEEMS TO BE MORE THAN A MATCH FOR RACHEL. PORTRAYED BY LDSAY PEARCE, ONE OF THE NNER-UPS OM THE GLEE PROJECT. THE ACE: AS TALENTED AND DRIVEN AS RACHEL, IF NOT MORE. ALWAYS SOMEONE BETTER: HER MIL NUMBER OF "ANYTHG GO/ANYTHG YOU CAN DO" EXEMPLIFI THIS. GRACEFUL LOSER: SHE SHOWS AN ODD AMOUNT OF JOY OVER WNG THIRD PLACE "HOLD ONTO SIXTEEN," SPE THE FACT THAT THERE WERE ONLY THREE TEAMS PETG. MEANGFUL ECHO: HER QUIP ABOUT BEG MURR SHE WROTE IS QUE SIAR TO RACHEL CLAIMG SHE WON HER FIRST DANCE PETN AT THREE MONTHS OLD. MEANGFUL NAME: A TREMENDOLY TALENTED SGER NAMED AFTER A MIL EFFECT. ONLY ONE NAME: HARMONY'S LAST NAME IS NEVER DISCLOSED. PROMOTED FANBOY: HER ACTRS. RAVEN HAIR, IVORY SK: HOW SHE LOOKS. THE RIVAL: TEASED AS RACHEL'S RIVAL, BUT ULTIMATELY SUBVERTED "HOLD ONTO SIXTEEN" WHEN WE FD OUT SHE'S JT A SOPHOMORE.    CHANDLER KIEHL CHANDLER KIEHL.A CAMP GAY BOY WHO GO TO LIMA NORTH HIGH SCHOOL. JT LIKE KURT, HE ENJOYS FASHN AND PLANS TO STUDY THEATRE NEW YORK. HE CSH ON KURT AND SENDS HIM OVER-THE-TOP FLIRTY TEXTS, STIRRG TROUBLE PARADISE FOR HIM AND BLAE THE EPISO DANCE FOR SOMEBODY. PLAYED BY JT CASTOR. ALL GAYS LOVE THEATER: THIS ONE DO, WANTG TO DN TO NO LS THAN THE NYU THEATRE PROGRAM, AND WH RABOW HIGH TO BOOT. THE GUY'S GOT AMBN. BPECTACLED CUTIE: HE'S GOOD LOOKG, NICE, AND HIS NERD GLASS HIGHLIGHT HIS ENARGLY DORKY ASPECT. BIRDS OF A FEATHER: HE AND KURT BOND THROUGH THEIR SIAR TAST AND THEIR MON WISH TO LIVE NEW YORK. AVERTED, AS NEVER GO ANYWHERE WH KURT BEG TAKEN, BUT HE DO FD HIM ENARG. WHETHER THERE WAS SOME ATTRACTN KURT'S PART REMAS THE EYE OF THE BEHOLR. CAMP GAY: CHANDLER'S FANCY OUTF, MANNERISM AND SPEECH PATTERN ARE QUE STEREOTYPIL. AND THEN, THERE IS HIS OBV CSH ON KURT. ENARGLY DORKY: HE'S OVERLY DRAMATIC BUT SWEET, AND KURT FDS HIS MANNERISMS QUE CHARMG. KURT: "YOU'RE JT REALLY ENTHIASTIC. IT'S REHG, FECT ACTUALLY." THE FASHNISTA: WEARS ELABORATE CLOTHG, AND HIS MENTS ON KURT'S OUTF HT AN EYE FOR FASHN. HAIR OF GOLD, HEART OF GOLD: CHANDLER IS BLOND AND ULD NOT BE KR. UNLIKE STALKER WH A CSH SEBASTIAN, CHANDLER TRI HIS LUCK BEE KURT NEVER TOLD HIM THAT HE HAD SOMEONE. HOPELS SUOR: CHANDLER CSH ON KURT, UNAWARE THAT HE IS TAKEN, BUT ONLY BEE KURT ENJOYS THE VALIDATN HIS BOYIEND NO LONGER GIV HIM DUE TO A NASTY SE OF POOR COMMUNITN KILLS. KURT HAS THE GOOD TASTE TO REALIZE WAS WRONG TO LEAD HIM ON, BUT STILL CUTS NTACTS WH HIM. KEET: OVERLY ENERGETIC, FAST-SPEAKG, TENDS TO SQUEAL LIGHT OFTEN, AND ADMS TO YELL WHEN HE GETS EXCED ABOUT SOMETHG. LARGE HAM: THE ACTOR NEVER BOTHERED WH SUBTLETY FOR THIS ROLE... NERD GLASS: WEARS OVERLY LARGE ON. ONE-SCENE WONR: CONTRARY TO SEBASTIAN, THE DRAMA CHANDLER IS SOLVED THE SPAN OF A SGLE EPISO. HE ONLY HAS TWO MUT OF SCREEN-TIME AND IS NEVER HEARD SGG. ALL ALL, IS OBV THAT THE CHARACTER ONLY EXISTS TO CREATE YET ANOTHER TEMPORARY ICTN FOR KLAE. ROMANTIC RUNNER-UP: TRI TO SCE KURT, GIVG HIM THE ATTENTN AND PRAIS HE CRAV FOR A LOW-POT OF HIS RELATNSHIP WH BLAE. THIS IS ENOUGH TO MAKE THEM REALIZE THEY NEED RELATNSHIP UNSELLG, BUT IS CLEAR OM START TO FISH THAT HE STOOD NO CHANCE WHATSOEVER. SUDNLY SHOUTG: BY CHANDLER'S OWN ADMISSN, THE MORE EXCED HE GETS, THE LOUR HIS VOICE GETS.. SPICLY SIAR SUBSTUTE: SERLY, BEG ANOTHER FLAMBOYANT GAY BOY WH VERY SIAR TAST CLOTHG AND MIC, SHARG HIS KNACK FOR SGG SONGS BY FEMALE PERFORMERS, HE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE "KURT 2.0" BRAND ON HIS FOREHEAD. HIS ROLE IS CLOSER TO SEBASTIAN'S. AFTER ONE GAY SUOR VERY SIAR TO THE GUY HE PURSU HAS BEEN ALT WH, ANOTHER ONE APPEARS, THIS ONE CSHG ON THE SEND HALF OF THE GAY UPLE. TERRIBLE PICK-UP L: SENDS LOTS OF THOSE TO KURT VIA TEXTS, WHICH KURT NI BEG SER AND BLAE NATURALLY ENDS UP DISVERG. CUE RULE OF DRAMA...     DOTTIE KAZATORI  DOTTIE KAZATORIA JAPANE-AMERIN HMAN WHO ACTS AS TA'S PERSONAL ASSISTANT STARTG SEASON FOUR. SHE IS VERY JTERY AND UALLY MS UP HER TASKS SOME WAY. PORTRAYED BY PAMELA CHAN. ASIAN AND NERDY: HUGE GLASS, BIG BOW TI - THIS TROPE FOR CERTA. BUTT-MONKEY: TA, KTY, AND BREE HAVE ALL ABED OR BELTLED HER SOME WAY. FOR SOME REASON SHE PUTS UP WH MOST OF . FACE–HEEL TURN: HELPS BREE AND THE CHEERS GIVE TA THE CARRIE TREATMENT "TA THE SKY WH DIAMONDS". THOUGH SHE IS STILL WORKG FOR TA THE NEXT EPISO. NERD GLASS: WEARS THEM TO PLETE THE ASIAN AND NERDY TROPE. YOU, GET ME COFFEE: THIS FOR TA.     JORDAN STERN  JORDAN STERNMORE FAMOLY KNOWN AS THE NECKBRACE CHEER, AFTER THE NECK BRACE SHE IS ALWAYS SEEN WEARG. APPEARS SEVERAL BACKGROUND SHOTS SEASON FOUR, AND SEASON 5 SHE IS NAMED AND SEEMGLY BE ONE OF BREE'S MNS. PORTRAYED BY CHELSEA. BUNNY-EARS LAWYER: SHE IS SOMEHOW ON THE CHEERS SPE BEG STUCK A NECK BRACE WHICH WOULD, PRUMABLY, HAMPER HER ABILY TO CHEER. ONLY KNOWN BY THEIR NICKNAME: IN SEASON FOUR, SHE WAS ONLY KNOWN AS "THE NECKBRACE CHEER". RYAN MURPHY ACTUALLY SUGGTED HER NAME WAS CELTE, BUT WAS NFIRMED AS JORDAN "TA THE SKY WH DIAMONDS". RECURRG EXTRA: APPEARS THE BACKGROUND MOST SEASON 4 EPISOS. MANAG TO ASCEND SEASON FIVE AFTER BEG NOMATED FOR PROM QUEEN. ASCEND EXTRA: THOUGH LIKE BRETT, SHE HASN'T ASCEND VERY FAR. DPE THE PROM QUEEN NOMATN SHE'S YET TO RECEIVE A SGLE LE OR ANY BACKSTORY. APPARENTLY SHE WAS CLOSE ENOUGH TO BRTANY THAT SHE WAS A GUT AT BRTANY AND SANTANA'S WEDDG.     BREE  BREETHE NEW HEAD BCH OF MCKLEY SEASON FIVE. ABSOLUTELY THLS WHEN TO STROYG THE GLEE CLUB. PORTRAYED BY ERN WTBROOK. ALPHA BCH: THE LAST AND THE WORST, WHO NEVER TURNS OUT TO BE A LOVABLE ALPHA BCH LIKE ALL THOSE WHO ME BEFORE HER. BCH SHEEP'S CLOTHG: IN HER FIRST APPEARANCE, ARTIE LLS HER "NICE" AND KTY LLS HER "A STONE-LD BCH". KTY TURNS OUT TO BE TOTALLY RIGHT. CONVENIENT REPLACEMENT CHARACTER: IS OUTRIGHT LLED THE "NEW SANTANA LOPEZ" AT ONE POT. ICE QUEEN: COLD, UNRG, AND THLS. SHE CRACKS A LTLE "PUPPET MASTER" WHEN SHE BELIEV SHE'S PREGNANT. SHE'S VISIBLY EAKED OUT AND EVEN ASKS JAKE TO ACPANY HER TO THE HOSPAL. IN-SERI NICKNAME: SHE'S ALWAYS LLED "DEMON HELLSPAWN" DURG PREV EPISO BRIEFGS. KARMA HOUDI: THE LAST FIVE MUT OF 5X02 PRACTILLY SHE A SPOTLIGHT ON HOW FAR THE WRERS WERE STRETCHG TO JTIFY KEEPG HER AT THE SCHOOL AND CREATE A NEW SCHOOL VILLA. FOR ALL THE SH SHE THE SEND EPISO OF THE FIFTH SEASON, SHE'S PROMOTED TO HEAD CHEERLEAR OF THE CHEERS BY SUE - BEE SUE THKS THAT THE NEW DIRECTNS NEEDS SOMEONE TO CHALLENGE THEM. PROM WRECKER: DROPS RED GOO ON TA AFTER SHE GETS VOTED PROM QUEEN, BEE SHE ULDN'T STAND ANOTHER GLEE KID GETTG VOTED PROM QUEEN. REMEMBER THE NEW GUY?: AVERTED, SUE HAS NO IA WHO SHE IS. "THE REASON YOU SUCK" SPEECH: GIV ONE TO JAKE, LLG HIM OUT ON HIS SLUTTY BEHAVUR, POTG OUT HOW MISERABLE HE MAK GIRLS AROUND HIM AND WHAT ULD BE THE HARSH NSEQUENC THAT AWA HIM THE LONG TERM. TOKEN MORY: FROM PREV LOOKS AT THE CHEERS GROUP AS A WHOLE, SHE'S FAR OM BEG THE ONLY NON-WHE CHEERLEAR ON THE SQUAD (AFTER THE MA CHARACTERS, BRTANY PARKS IS THE MA CHEER AND MERCES WAS ONE FOR A WHILE), BUT SUE LERALLY DON'T REMEMBER EVER HAVG ACCEPTED A BLACK CHEERLEAR - WHICH MAK HER CEL ACTNS TOWARDS THE NEW DIRECTNS EVEN MORE MEMORABLE TO SUE.PARENTS AND OTHER FAY MEMBERS     CAROLE HUDSON CAROLE HUDSON-HUMMELWE DON'T NEED ANY MORE MEMORI OR GHOSTS. WE NEED A FAY. A HOME.FN'S MOTHER, WHO RAISED HER SON ALONE AFTER HER HBAND'S ATH. SHE AGRE TO TAKE QUN EARLY THE FIRST SEASON WHEN WAS BELIEVED THAT FN WAS THE FATHER OF QUN'S BABY. LATER, KURT SETS HER UP WH HIS OWN FATHER A PLOY TO BE ABLE TO LIVE WH FN. THE TWO OF THEM TIE THE KNOT "FURT." PLAYED BY ROMY ROSEMONT. EXPOSORY HAIRSTYLE CHANGE: ONCE SHE STARTS DATG BURT, SHE CHANG HER FORMERLY MSY HAIR TO SOMETHG SLEEKER. KURT'S ACTUALLY THE ONE THAT CHANGED . GOOD PARENTS: THE BT MOTHER FIGURE OF THE SHOW, NO QUTN ASKED. SHE IS A LIGHT TO BE RAISED AND RED FOR BY. HAPPILY MARRIED: BURT AND CAROLE. OPEN-MD PARENT: IS CREDIBLY SUPPORTIVE OF HER SON AND HIS TERTS, AND IS ONE OF THE FEW CHARACTERS WHO DO NOT PLETELY EAK OUT WHEN QUN GETS PREGNANT. PARENTAL SUBSTUTE: FOR KURT, WHO HAS APPARENTLY UN-SOURED ON HIS DAD'S ROMANCE WH CAROLE AND ACCEPTED HER WH OPEN ARMS. PARENT WH NEW PARAMOUR: KURT SETS HER UP WH HIS OWN DAD. BY THE TIME HE'S SOURED ON THE IA, 'S TOO LATE. SEND LOVE: WH KURT'S FATHER, BURT HUMMEL. STGGLG SGLE MOTHER: CAROLE IS SHOWN TO HAVE A HARD TIME JUGGLG FN AND HER MANY JOBS AT THE SAME TIME. THOUGH ENDS AFTER SHE MARRI BURT. SKIP TO THE END: BURT AND CAROLE CUT THE PRIT OFF WHILE HE SAYS THE VOWS AND SAY THEIR "I DO"S, BUT 'S OUT OF EXCEMENT AS OPPOSED TO JT SHG.     KENDRA GIARDI KENDRA GIARDIYOU WORRY TOO MUCH, TERRI. MOM SMOKED AND DRANK A BOTTLE OF RNE ON ICE EVERY NIGHT WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT WH AND WE'RE TOTALLY NORMAL!TERRI'S OLR SISTER AND THE ONE THAT E UP WH THE IA OF ADOPTG A BABY FOR TERRI. PLAYED BY JENNIFER ASPEN. ALHOLIC PARENT: SHE DRKS WH ABANDON, THOUGH NEVER LOOKS WORSE FOR WEAR. ALPHA BCH: SHE'S LIKE ONE OF THE WHO NEVER LEFT HIGH SCHOOL, EVEN PHG HER SISTER TO ACT THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE. ARTISTIC LICENSE – BLOGY: BELIEVG HER KIDS BEG REDHEADS AND ACTG OUT-OF-NTROL WAS SOMEHOW ED BY THE PRE-NATAL RE SHE RECEIVED. OR HER LE TO TERRI ABOUT NOT GETTG QUN'S BABY VACCATED - POSSIBLY A TAKE THAT! TO PARENTS WHO ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT VACC E VAR MALADI (MALY TISM). BIG BROTHER BULLY: GENR-FLIPPED, AS SHE IS EMOTNALLY AND SOMETIM OUTRIGHT VERBALLY ABIVE TO TERRI. SHE KEEPS MEANG HER THE GUISE OF NCERNED ADVICE AND IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY TERRI IS SO SCREWED-UP. CHILD HATER: SHOWS NO LOVE TOWARDS KIDS, LET ALONE HER OWN. CONTROL FREAK: PREDICTS DISASTER WHENEVER TERRI NTEMPLAT NFSG THE TTH TO WILL, AND MANIPULAT BOTH QUN AND HER FORMER OBSTETRICIAN THE PREGNANCY SCHEME. GOLD DIGGER: IT'S BRIEFLY MENTNED THAT SHE GOT MARRIED TO HER HBAND PHIL BEE HE'S RICH. HATE SK: ONLY THERE TO SHOW SOMEONE WORSE THAN TERRI, WHO PRSUR HER TO MAKE THE WORST POSSIBLE CHOIC WH LTLE REGARDS TO HER. JERK WH A HEART OF JERK: SHE'S AN UNPLEASANT PERSON MANY, WAYS WH NO REEMG QUALI SHOWN, AS SHE'S LAZY, SELFISH, ARROGANT, MANIPULATIVE AND NTROLLG. MANIPULATIVE BCH: EVEN TOWARDS HER OWN SISTER AND HBAND! OBNOX ENTLED HOEWIFE: SHE ACTS LIKE A SPOILED TEENAGE GIRL ANYTIME SHE WANTS SOMETHG, EVEN VERBALLY ABG OTHERS TO GET HER WAY. PARENTAL NEGLECT: COULD NOT GIVE TWO SH*TS ABOUT HER TRIPLETS, BEG THE SOLE REASON WHY THEY ARE SUCH HELLISH, SUFFERABLE BRATS. PUT ON A B: STARTG THE BACK NE OF SEASON ONE. SMUG SNAKE: HAS A NSIRABLY FLATED OPN OF HERSELF, SPE HER ONLY SUCCS BEG HAVG MARRIED AN UPPER-MIDDLE CLASS MAN A SMALL, RAL TOWN. ON TOP OF BEG AN ATROC PARENT, AND A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEG ALTOGHETHER... SMALL NAME, BIG EGO: MOR EXAMPLE, SHE ONCE SAID THAT TERRI GOT THE LOOKS AND SHE GOT "THE BRAS AND THE LOOKS".     JEAN SYLVTER JEAN SYLVTERSUE'S OLR SISTER, WHO HAPPENS TO HAVE DOWN'S SYNDROME. PLAYED BY ROB TROCKI. BURY YOUR DISABLED: "FUNERAL." SHE DIED OF NATURAL , THOUGH - SHE NTRACTED PNMONIA AND PASSED AWAY LS THAN A WEEK LATER. HOPE SPOT: SUE WAS TOLD JEAN PROBABLY WOULDN'T PASS THIRTY. AND THEN SHE TURNED THIRTY-FIVE, THEN FORTY, THEN FIFTY, SO MUCH THAT SUE THOUGHT THEY ULD GROW OLD TOGETHER. UNFORTUNATELY, JEAN PASS AWAY "FUNERAL." INSPIRATNALLY DISADVANTAGED: INSPIR THE BT OUT OF HER SISTER. MORALY PET: FOR SUE. HER NDN IS THE REASON SUE HAS A SOFT SPOT FOR THE DISABLED. TONIGHT, SOMEONE DI: THE TULAR "FUNERAL" WAS HERS.     RSELL & JUDY FABRAY RSELL & JUDY FABRAYQUN'S WEALTHY PARENTS, WHO DIDN'T TAKE THE NEWS OF HER PREGNANCY VERY WELL. PLAYED BY GREGG HENRY AND NYPD BLUE VET CHARLOTTE ROSS. ALPHA BCH: IT'S IMPLIED JUDY WAS ONE. HATE SK: RSEL'S ONLY PURPOSE IS TO MAKE THE VIEWER PY QUN, AND BY EXTENSN JUDY. HEEL–FACE TURN: JUDY EVENTUALLY BREAKS WH HER HBAND'S POSN AND SUPPORTS QUN. BROKEN AOP: THE RATNALE FOR HER DOG THIS IS THAT HE CHEATED ON HER, NOT BEE SHE CID QUN HAD BEEN TREATED UNFAIRLY.I HAVE NO DGHTER!: THEIR IAL REACTN TO FDG OUT ABOUT QUN'S PREGNANCY.--> OBFTG STUPIDY: JUDY MOST PROBABLY KNEW ABOUT QUN'S PREGNANCY, BUT DIDN'T SAY ANYTHG. PUT ON A B: RSELL'S OFF-SCREEN FILY THAT LED TO THE BREAKUP OF THEIR MARRIAGE. STEPFORD SER: BOTH OF THEM. STRAW CHARACTER: BOTH OF THEM, PARTICULARLY RSELL, ARE SHOTS AT ULTRANSERVATIVE EVANGELILS. STRAW HYPOCRE: RSELL, WHO THROWS HER DGHTER ON THE STREETS WHOUT BATTG AN EYELID FOR A DNKEN MISTAKE, BUT BLANTANLY AND SHAMELSLY CHEATS ON HIS WIFE. STRAWMAN POLIL: "HONEY, GLENN BECK IS ON!" TAKE THAT!: THE AFOREMENTNED EVANGELILS; AND RSELL'S FILY WAS A PARODY OF JSE JAM' CHEATG ON SANDRA BULLOCK. "WELL DONE, SON" GUY: QUN HAS VERY VERY D SHAS OF THIS. THE FACT THAT HER DAD BRGS UP HER SISTER FRANNIE, WHO WAS APPARENTLY MARRIED TO A GOOD CHRISTIAN MAN, HELPS RERCE THIS.     BETH CORRAN BETH CORRANQUN AND PUCK'S DGHTER, NCEIVED DURG A ONE-NIGHT STAND PRE-SEASON ONE. QUN GIV BIRTH TO HER "JOURNEY," WHERE SHE IS THEN ADOPTED BY SHELBY. BORN AN ELEVATOR: NOT REALLY, BUT BEG BORN RIGHT AFTER A REGNALS PERFORMANCE SEEMS TO HAVE THE SAME EFFECT. MORALY PET: FOR QUN AND PUCK. PUT ON A B: ALONG WH SHELBY. THE B CAME BACK: IN "I AM UNIRN." STRONG FAY REMBLANCE: IT'S MENTNED THAT SHE LOOKS VERY MUCH LIKE QUN NOTE ALTHOUGH PROBABLY NOT HER LUCY CABOOSEY SELF.     DORIS SYLVTER DORIS SYLVTERSUE'S EX-NAZI-HUNTER OF A MOTHER. AFTER FALLY TCHG THE LAST ONE, SHE RETURNS TO LIMA TO BE PART OF HER DUAGHTERS' LIV. SUE REBUFFS HER WHEN SHE FORC HERSELF AFTER BEG ABSENT FOR SO MANY YEARS. PORTRAYED BY CAROL BURT. CALLG THE OLD MAN OUT: WH THE MOTHER BEG THE RECIEVG END. SUE LLS HER OUT ON LEAVG THE TWO OF THEM AS CHILDREN TO HUNT NAZIS. DEADPAN SNARKER: SHARP TONGUED THAT ONE. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL: SHE HUNTED DOWN EVERY LAST NAZI THE WORLD. MISSG MOM: LEFT TO HUNT DOWN THE NAZIS WHILE SUE AND JEAN WERE LTLE GIRLS. SUE DID NOT TAKE THIS WELL. SUE [WHEN ASKED IF SHE WOULD VE DORIS TO JEAN'S FUNERAL]: AS FAR AS I'M NCERNED SHE SAID HER GOODBY TO YEARS AGO. MY BELOVED SMOTHER: SHE HAS THE NERVE TO E AND MENT ON HOW HER DGHTERS SHOULD LIVE THEIR LIV, AFTER BEG ABSENT FOR MOST OF . PARENTAL ABANDONMENT: SUE HAD TO PRACTILLY RAISE HER SISTER ON HER OWN BEE DORIS WAS NEVER THERE. SS OF OUR FATHERS: IT SEEMS MOST OF THE "NAZIS" SHE'S BEEN HUNTG AS OF LATE ARE THE SCENDANTS OF THE ORIGAL PARTY, WHO SEEM TO BE NORMAL PEOPLE THEIR 20'S-40'S, LIVG NORMAL LIV AND DISTANCG THEMSELV OM THE "FAY BS". DORIS HUNTG THEM DOWN BE FRIDGE HORROR WHEN YOU THK ABOUT . SKEWED PRRI: HUNTG WAR CRIMALS IS WELL AND GOOD, BUT TO THE POT OF PLETELY DUMPG HER DGHTERS, ONE BEG HANDIPPED TO MAKE WORSE, TO FEND OFF FOR THEMSELV ALL THEIR CHILDHOODS AND LIV, IS JT PLA CRAZY. ESPECIALLY NSIRG THE TROPE ABOVE. SPECIAL GUT: OH HI THERE, CAROL BURT. WHEN YOU COMG HOME, DAD?: MOM, BUT SAME DIFFERENCE. HER ABSENCE LEFT A HEAVY TOLL ON BOTH HER DGHTERS.     THE EVANS'S THE EVANS FAY, SAM’S MOM, DAD AND YOUNGER SIBLGSSAM'S FAY, POSED OF HIS PARENTS, DWIGHT AND MARY, AND HIS YOUNGER SIBLGS STEVIE AND STACY. PLAYED BY JOHN SCHNEIR, TANYA CLARKE, CODY HATON, AND AVA CHELSEA INGRAM RPECTIVELY. GIRLISH PIGTAILS: STACY. OPEN-MD PARENT: DWIGHT AND MARY APPROVE OF SAM GOG BACK TO MCKLEY AND STAYG WH IENDS. PARENTAL OBLIVNS: Y, MRS. EVANS, SAM GOT ALL THAT GLTER ON HIS FACE OM DAIRY QUEEN. GOOD THG SHE AND MR. EVANS NEVER THOUGHT TO ASK WHY SO MUCH OF SAM'S PAY WAS FIV.. SH AT ALL FOR THAT MATTER, GIVEN THAT MOST MERCIAL TABLISHMENTS GIVE PAYCHECKS OR DIRECT POSS. POTTERY BARN POOR: THEY SURE HAVE A PRETTY NICE HOE FOR A FAY THAT WAS HOMELS JT A FEW MONTHS PRR TO THEIR TRODUCTN... THEME NAMG: SAM (NICKNAMED SAMMY), STEVIE, AND STACY. ADORABLE. ALPHABETIL THEME NAMG: FOR THE THREE SIBLGS.     MIKE & JULIA CHANG MICHAEL "MIKE" ROBERT CHANG, SR. & JULIA CHANGTHE PARENTS OF MIKE CHANG, JR. PLAYED BY KEONG SIM AND TAMLYN TOMA. EDUTN MAMA: MIKE SR. WILL SETTLE FOR HARVARD, STANFORD, OR BT. FANTASY-FORBIDDG FATHER: MIKE SR. FOLLOW MY FOOTSTEPS: MIKE SR. WANTS HIS SON TO ABANDON HIS "UNREALISTIC" DREAM AND DO SOMETHG PRACTIL, LIKE HE DID. AVERTED WH JULIA, WHO ALSO ABANDONED HER DREAM (TO BE A DANCER, JT LIKE MIKE JR.), AND WANTS HER SON TO AVOID DOG WHAT SHE DID. HEEL–FACE TURN: MIKE SR. LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOG FOR THIS AFTER "HOLD ON TO SIXTEEN." HONOR BEFORE REASON: MIKE SR. I HAVE NO SON!: MIKE SR.'S REACTN TO LEARNG THAT HIS SON HAS TAKEN A STARRG ROLE THE SCHOOL MIL AND REF TO GO TO MEDIL SCHOOL. JERKASS: MIKE CHANG, SR. IS A FANTASY-FORBIDDG FATHER WHO HAS HIGH STANDARDS FOR HIS SON. ALTHOUGH, "HOLD ON TO SIXTEEN", IS OBV HE'S FAR MORE OF A JERK WH A HEART OF GOLD. OPEN-MD PARENT: JULIA, AFTER IALLY SUPPORTG HER HBAND'S POSN. SO PROUD OF YOU: UNLIKE HER HBAND, THIS IS JULIA'S REACTN TO LEARNG ABOUT MIKE'S ROLE THE MIL. MIKE SR. HIMSELF LOOKS LIKE HE'S HEADG THIS AFTER THE EVENTS OF "HOLD ON TO SIXTEEN." TOOK A LEVEL KDNS: MIKE SR, AFTER RENCILG WH HIS SON. TRAGIC DREAM: JULIA'S DREAM OF BEG A DANCER. WOMEN ARE WISER: JULIA IS MUCH, MUCH MORE UNRSTANDG OF HER SON'S REER AMBNS.     ALMA LOPEZ ALMA "ABUELA" LOPEZSANTANA'S PATERNAL GRANDMOTHER. PLAYED BY IVONNE COLL. ABIVE ABUELA: SHE'S APPARENTLY SO VENOMO THAT SANTANA THOUGHT HER OWN NAME WAS GARBAGE FACE UNTIL SHE WAS FIVE, WHICH IS BOTH EPLY UNSETTLG AND EXPLAS WHY SANTANA (AS A SELF-PROCLAIMED BCH) ADMIR HER SO MUCH. COOL OLD LADY: SANTANA CERTALY THOUGHT SO. ICE QUEEN: VERY MUCH SO. SHE IS ALWAYS LLECTED, SPEWG BARBS OR OUTRIGHT VENOM WHOUT EVER RAISG HER VOICE. I HAVE NO GRANDDGHTER: PULLS THIS ON SANTANA WHEN SHE OUT AS A LBIAN TO HER. ONLY KNOWN BY THEIR NICKNAME: EVERYONE REFERS TO HER AS IF "ABUELA" WAS HER ACTUAL NAME. PARENTAL SUBSTUTE: SHE'S IMPLIED TO HAVE BEEN SANTANA'S PRIMARY RETAKER WHEN SHE WAS A CHILD (CLUDG PUTTG HER TO BED AT NIGHT), AND 'S SUGGTED THAT HER SON AND DGHTER--LAW PRACTICE HANDS-OFF PARENTG. RACIST GRANDMA: HOMOPHOBIC, BUT SAME DIFFERENCE. PL, SEASON SIX, SANTANA REVEALS THAT ALMA IS RACIST TOO. THEY'RE CALLED "PERSONAL ISSU" FOR A REASON: BELIEV THIS. THE PROBLEM ISN'T SO MUCH THAT SANTANA IS A LBIAN, BUT MORE ON THE SNDAL WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT OUT LOUD.     HIRAM & LEROY BERRY HIRAM AND LEROY BERRYRACHEL'S FATHERS, WHO PAID SHELBY TO BE THEIR SURROGATE. THEIR LOVE FOR THEATER AND PERFORMG BBED OFF ON THEIR DGHTER A BIG WAY. PLAYED BY JEFF GOLDBLUM AND BRIAN STOK MCHELL. ACCENT UPON THE WRONG SYLLABLE: LEROY PREFERS HIS NAME PRONOUNCED "LEH-ROY", RATHER THAN THE MORE MON "LEE-ROY" SOME PEOPLE PREFER THIS PRONUNCIATN TO AVOID CERTA STEREOTYP. ALL GAYS LOVE THEATER: THEY EVEN MET WHILE PERFORMG A SHOW TOGETHER... A SHOW THAT'S AN EXPY OF "NAKED BOYS SGG". BUT NOT TOO GAY: AN EARLY CRICISM OF THE SHOW IS THAT RACHEL TALKED ABOUT HER DADS A LOT BUT WE NEVER ACTUALLY GOT TO MEET THEM. THEIR APPEARANCE THE THIRD SEASON FALLY PUT THIS TO RT. CAMP GAY: BOTH OF THEM. DOTG PARENT: THEY ARE EXCEEDGLY PROUD OF RACHEL AND WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT HER DREAMS. DENSTCTED THAT HAVG SPOILED HER WHOUT PUTTG LIMS DROVE HER TO BEE SO SELF-CENTRED AND PETIVE. THE GHOSTS: RACHEL'S DADS WERE OFTEN MENTNED BUT NEVER APPEARED ONSCREEN UNTIL THE THIRD SEASON EPISO "HEART". STAGE DAD: A BENEVOLENT VERSN. WHILE THEY'VE CERTALY PHED RACHEL TOWARDS PERFORMG AND ENURAGE HER DIVA-LIKE BEHAVR, SHE HAS A VERY GOOD RELATNSHIP WH THEM. TWOFER TOKEN MORY: A GAY, TERRACIAL, JEWISH UPLE.     COOPER ANRSON COOPER ANRSONBLAE'S OLR BROTHER, WHO DO CRED RD MERCIALS. PORTRAYED BY MATT BOMER. ALOOF BIG BROTHER: BLAE'S, WHO NOT HOW SEEMS LIKE ALL HE EVER DID WAS JT POTG OUT EVERYTHG BLAE DO WRONG. YOUNG COOPER: (AFTER WATCHG BLAE DANCE) YOUR BALANCE IS PLETELY OFF. YOUNG BLAE: BUT I JT LEARNED TO WALK THREE YEARS AGO! THE CHARMER: HE'S ABLE TO WRANGLE EE COK OUT OF THE NORMALLY-GMPY SANDY. GIVG SOMEONE THE POTER FGER COOPER: I’M SORRY, ARE YOU TALKG TO ME RIGHT NOW? BEE I N’T TELL IF YOU’RE TALKG TO ME IF YOU DON’T POT YOUR FGER. INFORMED FLAW: BLAE TREATS COOPER AS THOUGH HE WAS A REAL HARD ASS ON BLAE. COOPER IS ANNOYG AT WORST BUT CLEARLY THKS A LOT OF HIS BROTHER. IT'S ALL ABOUT ME: TENDS TO DRAW THE SPOTLIGHTS AT HIM. LARGE HAM: HE SUGGTS SHOUTING ALL OF YOUR LINES BEE THE CHARACTER IS REALLY INTENSE. METAPHOTTEN: COOPER: STANISLAVSKI SAYS THE FGERS ARE THE EY OF THE BODY, BUT HE NEVER MENTNED THAT THE TO…ARE THE EARS. PUNNY NAME: IT'S A REVERSAL OF NEWS JOURNALIST ANRSON COOPER. SHOUT-OUT: HIS NAME IS ONE TO ANRSON COOPER. TALL, DARK, AND SNARKY: VERY MUCH SO. SMALL NAME, BIG EGO: DURG HIS "MASTER CLASS" HE GIV OUT REALLY NONSENSIL ADVICE FOR SOMEONE WHO SHOULD KNOW WHAT HE'S DOG. THAT, OR HE'S JT A JERKASS. TURNS OUT HE'S ACTUALLY STGGLG LA AND IS ONLY A STAR OH, SO HE PLAYS UP WHENEVER HE'S BACK HOME. HE ACTUALLY THKS THAT HE'S A MASTER ACTOR BEE HE ADVERTIS SHODDY PANI.     MARIBEL LOPEZ MARIBEL LOPEZSANTANA'S MOTHER. PLAYED BY GLORIA ESTEFAN. EDUTN MAMA: NEVER GOT TO GO TO LLEGE HERSELF, AND WANTS HER DGHTER TO. OPEN-MD PARENT: IS ULTIMATELY FE WH SANTANA NOT GOG TO LLEGE AND FOLLOWG HER DREAMS. SPECIAL GUT: SANTANA'S MOM IS PLAYED BY ONE OF THE BIGGT NAM LAT POP MIC HISTORY.     MILLIE ROSE MILLIE ROSEMARLEY'S MOTHER AND THE SCHOOL LUNCH LADY. ALPHABETIL THEME NAMG: MARLEY AND MILLIE. AMAZGLY EMBARRASSG PARENT: PLAYED WH. SHE SE HERSELF THIS WAY AND DISTANC HERSELF OM MARLEY BEE OF , BUT MARLEY DON'T THK OF HER LIKE THIS. BETY EQUALS GOODNS: AN VERSN: SHE'S UGLY BY SOCIETAL STANDARDS, BUT IS AN ABSOLUTE SAT. GOOD PARENTS: CAROLE'S ONLY PETN FOR THE MOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD. MAMA BEAR: INVERTED: MARLEY IS FEROCLY (THOUGH NOT VLENTLY) PROTECTIVE OF HER, TO THE POT OF GIVG THE NEW DIRECTNS A SER TOUNGE-LASHG WHEN THEY JO ON MAKG FUN OF HER WH THE POPULAR KIDS. NO NAME GIVEN: UNTIL GLEE, ACTUALLY, WHEN WE LEARN THAT 'S MILLIE. STGGLG SGLE MOTHER: SHE WORKS AT A LOOKED DOWN UPON MIMUM WAGE JOB AND NO MENTN IS EVER MA OF MARLEY'S FATHER. SHE ADOR HER DGHTER, AND THE FEELG IS MUTUAL.     LORD TUBBGTON BRTANY'S T, WHO HAS A STRANGE AND WILD LIFE OFF-MERA. PLAYED BY ARAGORN. CLOUD CUCKOOLANR: HIS ANTICS AS NARRATED BY BRTANY. FORMALLY-NAMED PET : LORD TUBBGTON SLIDG SLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM: THE ANIMAL SLE. ON-MERA, LORD TUBBGTON BEHAV LIKE A NORMAL, LAZY T. OFF MERA, HE'S ADDICTED TO CIGARETT AND ECSTASY, NS A GANG, IS A SLUMLORD, AND TRI TO HAVE BRTANY MTED. HE'S ALSO ON ATKS. SPECIAL GUT: IN-UNIVERSE, EQUENTLY ON FONDUE FOR TWO.OTHER ADULTS

Sandy: (cryg) I'm not even GAY!

I'm not gay.

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YOU’RE HUNKY, AND I’M WHAT THEY CALL ‘PREDATORY GAY’

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THE PREDATORY PART OF GAY CULTURE

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