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GAY LIZARD
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TIL how homosexual tck drivers summon each other for random man on man sex. ) It is not a big secret that there is a fairly large homosexual muny wh the tckg dtry. Needls to say most of them are the closet for whatever reason gay people ci not to e out.
Ok, so gay tcker #1 (we will ll him larrry) pulls to rt area (they are lled pickle parks for a reason. Right about this time gay tcker #2 (well ll him jimmy) along and is gettg closer to the rt area. Chemils the water are turng ogs gayOne of Jon' most notor nspiracy theori is that the ernment is g chemils orr to turn people gay, g a myster "gay bomb" vised by the Pentagon.
"The reason there's so many gay people now is bee 's a chemil warfare operatn, and I have the ernment documents where they said they're gog to enurage homosexualy wh chemils so that people don't have children, " he said on his broadst 2010, acrdg to NBC years later, the theory took a turn.
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In a rant that has sce bee a meme and a le of t-shirts, Jon said he didn't like the ernment "puttg chemils the water that turn the igg' ogs gay. ""The majory of ogs most areas of the Uned Stat are now gay, " Jon said 2017.
The claim was whout 1994, a ernment lab did requt funds to pursue the velopment of a weapon that would turn enemy batants gay, though the project was quickly shelved and no such weapon was veloped.
A 2013 report Gizmodo not that the same lab also requted fundg for "bad-breath bombs, flatulence bombs and bombs signed to attract swarms of stgg sects to enemy batants, " notg that "the gay bomb is certaly the most novel.