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GAY LIZARD
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TIL how homosexual tck drivers summon each other for random man on man sex. ) It is not a big secret that there is a fairly large homosexual muny wh the tckg dtry. Needls to say most of them are the closet for whatever reason gay people ci not to e out.
Ok, so gay tcker #1 (we will ll him larrry) pulls to rt area (they are lled pickle parks for a reason. Right about this time gay tcker #2 (well ll him jimmy) along and is gettg closer to the rt area.
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Chemils the water are turng ogs gayOne of Jon' most notor nspiracy theori is that the ernment is g chemils orr to turn people gay, g a myster "gay bomb" vised by the Pentagon.
"The reason there's so many gay people now is bee 's a chemil warfare operatn, and I have the ernment documents where they said they're gog to enurage homosexualy wh chemils so that people don't have children, " he said on his broadst 2010, acrdg to NBC years later, the theory took a turn. In a rant that has sce bee a meme and a le of t-shirts, Jon said he didn't like the ernment "puttg chemils the water that turn the igg' ogs gay.
""The majory of ogs most areas of the Uned Stat are now gay, " Jon said 2017. The claim was whout 1994, a ernment lab did requt funds to pursue the velopment of a weapon that would turn enemy batants gay, though the project was quickly shelved and no such weapon was veloped. A 2013 report Gizmodo not that the same lab also requted fundg for "bad-breath bombs, flatulence bombs and bombs signed to attract swarms of stgg sects to enemy batants, " notg that "the gay bomb is certaly the most novel.