Urban Dictnary: Gay luigi

Contents:

• A BUNCH OF PEOPLE GOT TRICKED INTO THKG MAR & LUIGI ARE GAY. UM.
• A GOVERNMENT TWTER ACUNT APOLOGIZ FOR POST ABOUT SUPER MAR BROS. GAY LUIGI
• WATCH: MAR AND LUIGI GO GAY FOR ONE ANOTHER ON THE ELLEN SHOW
• GAY LUIGI
• THE OPPOSE OF GAY ITALIAN PLUMBERS: WAR AND WALUIGI’S HETEROSEXUAL GREEK ORIGS
• GAY LUIGI

A BUNCH OF PEOPLE GOT TRICKED INTO THKG MAR & LUIGI ARE GAY. UM.

Here's somethg that sure lated quickly: neoGAF er sphx noticed that at current, there are an absurd number of Spanish webs that report some variatn of the ia that Mar and Luigi are gay. As far as I n tell, the earlit thg related to this ms om Ciencia Semal, who, on July 16th, wrote that on July 12th, Sato Iwata, print of Ntendo, spoke of some "vtigatn rults" where players unr 10 years tend to thk that Luigi & Mar are a gay uple stead of simply beg brothers.

(For those of you rollg your ey: my time here has tght me to never say somethg is for certa unls I n verify wh absolute certaty) any se, a follow-up article then appeared on July 19th, allegg that Mar creator Shige Miyamoto stated that Super Mar Bros was always tend as an allegory for the gay muny—and, get this, that they weren't brothers, but actualy, gay. It was a game charged wh the signs of gay culture, and Luigi and Mar were a gay uple tryg to brave a society that rejects them, " Miyamoto supposedly once se go on to say that this premise later changed when the game was brought to an ternatnal market. Then go on show possible "evince" of gay culture the game, like how the flagpole at the end of the levels are phallic symbols and Goombas reprent somethg like that.

The game also featur a memorable gay character, Tony. Screenshot: IllumatnEarlier this week, Colombia’s Mistry of the Interr tweeted, “I hope Luigi is gay” rponse to a tweet that appeared to claim Mar was heterosexual.

A GOVERNMENT TWTER ACUNT APOLOGIZ FOR POST ABOUT SUPER MAR BROS. GAY LUIGI

The tweet was leted, but screenshots rurfaced some time after—wh many cricizg the e of a gay slur. Whoever ns the ernment partment’s social media acunt issued a sort-of apology on You Should Know About Mar Strikers' Big Free UpdateOffEnglish“We know they weren’t the right words, but we are aware that homophobia kills, ” tweeted the acunt.

But what upset a lot of people was the way that the acunt lled Luigi gay.

I don’t know what’s worse: Beg outed as a homophobe, or possibly accintally g out of the closet at work before you’re ready. ” God willg, this was jt some queer worker gay-postg about The Super Mar Bros. On a recent episo of The Ellen Show, Mar and Luigi me out as gay lovers.

WATCH: MAR AND LUIGI GO GAY FOR ONE ANOTHER ON THE ELLEN SHOW

It jos Last Week Tonight  gay’ up Ntendo’s beloved characters. Gay Luigi. Beg gay, of urse.

Gay Luigi is the gayt form of Luigi and the father of Salami Luigi. Gay Luigi 1990.

Gay Luigi was born 1990, shortly after Brooklyn Mar nonted Mama Luigi over the latter's homosexual tennci durg the urse of events that led to the Mhroom Civil War. ) Gay Luigi was origally ashamed of his sexual orientatn and tried to hi , and Fat Mar would nstantly mock him for not beg straight. This changed when one day, Kg Harkian sudnly showed up and punched Fat Mar out jt as Mar was about to ll Luigi gay yet aga.

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Havg the Kg's support fally gave Gay Luigi the self-nfince to e out of the closet, and the Kg even offered Luigi an arranged marriage wh a male member of his urt. Gay Luigi cid to marry the Kg's scribe Gwonam, much to Gwonam's dismay (and Lk's disappotment). Gay Luigi and a relor.

THE OPPOSE OF GAY ITALIAN PLUMBERS: WAR AND WALUIGI’S HETEROSEXUAL GREEK ORIGS

When Philips cid to make a CD-i Mar game, they hired Gay Luigi and Fat Mar to portray the real Mar brothers s cutscen. In the aftermath of the release of Hotel Mar, the Kg beme a closer iend to Fat Mar than to Gay Luigi. Gay Luigi grew creasgly rentful of this over the years, and he eventually broke off his relatnship wh Fat Mar entirely and started hangg out wh a lookalike lled Mary-O stead.

Gay Luigi, about to kick the Baker to ath. Like all forms of Luigi, Gay Luigi participated the famo "Form Wars". He was a lead general of the Forms, although he never joed the Mama Luigi Army, as he didn't fully tst Mama Luigi due to his anti-gay Nazi beliefs.

However, he did provi valuable support to Mama Luigi's forc as the lear of the Gay Luigi Brigas. Gay Luigi survived the Form Wars, leavg him and Debrotherized Luigi as the only two livg forms of Luigi (or three if you unt Stone Luigi II as a form, and Weegee, Ragamiicho, and Guiyii don't unt as forms of Luigi), but didn't survive the Poopolypse.

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Gay Luigi was eventually revived and cloned by Evil Lk.

He was hypnotized, too, and some mors say that a Gay Waluigi was even created. He was later killed aga, but his clon liked the origal and began to create their own state, which they lled Gayland. The Gay Luigi clon rivalled the other Hylian speci (by 8000 all Hylian elv had eher left Eluryh or died), and they began to fight what is now known as the Gay Wars.

Gay Luigi was once a gay relatnship wh Mama Luigi, but after that he beme straight. He also got raped by Morshu and was gay wh I. He permanently reverted to gayns when he fathered Salami Luigi and realized that his AIDS is severe enough to e any blogil offsprg of his to be horrifilly malformed.