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Super Mar 3D All-Stars land on Swch today, but wh that ocsn some bad news: Mar no longer says, “So long, gay Bowser!” durg the Super Mar 64 boss fights. A travty, for sure, but there’s a good reason the inic voice le is missg.

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Super Mar 3D All-Stars chang Mar’s inic le om "so long, gay Bowser" to "buh-bye," and while the actual voice actg was likely "so long Kg Bowser," the ter is cshed about this tweak the Ntendo Swch versn of Super Mar 64. * super mario gay 4 *

A joke ‘gay marriage’ ceremony showg Mar wh Lk a sk om ‘Last Week Tonight wh John Oliver’ (HBO).

‘So long, gay Bowser! Thanks to the dodgy Italian accent of Charl Martet, sound more like “so long, gay Bowser”. Rather than an act of homophobia, ’s likely the change was due to the game beg based off the Japane 1997 re-release of the game lled Super Mar 64 Shdou Pak Tau Versn.

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Still, hurlg Bowser wh a loud cry of “so long, gay Bowser” will forever rema our hearts. Durg this heroic act, sounds like Mar says, “So long, gay Bowser” — but that inic misheard le is no longer prent the versn of the game that appears Super Mar 3D All-Stars on Ntendo Swch.

To be clear, Mar never actually lls Bowser gay. There is a lot of fan nostalgia and love for the “gay Bowser” le that ’s pretty much a meme.

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Super Mar 64 Bloopers: Operatn G.A.Y is the seventh episo of Season 2 and the fifty-seventh overall to be upload on the SMG4 channel. This episo was aired on November 5, 2011. Luigi drops a membership rd for the Gay and Lbian Club, so SuperMarGlchy4 and Xboxfan997 go to return... * super mario gay 4 *

Former gay in Bowser did not rpond time for prs. The game also featur a memorable gay character, Tony. Leon, of Fire Emblem Gain and s remake, Shadows of Valentia, was actually wrten as a gay man the remake.

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A peek to an alternate realy where Charlize Theron plays Sam, Luigi is a gay in, and nobody watch ic book movi. * super mario gay 4 *

Byleth might not speak, but they sure n be gay if that is what your heart sir. Don't that kd of brg up gay isn't okay but lbians are mentaly?

Sharg a flat wh keen rival Mar sets the scene for an unexpected love affair, but the path of gay love this macho world is not an easy one. Luigi drops a membership rd for the Gay and Lbian Club, so SuperMarGlchy4 and Xboxfan997 go to return to him.

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Here's somethg that sure lated quickly: neoGAF er sphx noticed that at current, there are an absurd number of Spanish webs that report some variatn of the ia that Mar and Luigi are gay. Upon further spectn, seems like 's dozens of s who believe this. * super mario gay 4 *

However, they unver who they thk is Luigi workg for an evil boss who wants to unleash an army of Luigis to make the whole world gay. X fds that 's a membership rd for the Gay and Lbian Club.

His boss begs to speak, but poorly nceals himself by not only claimg that he is a door but also warns people not to go near the crouchg guy bee "he's gay.

Y: a plan to e cloned Luigis to make everyone gay.

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Mar's voice actor fally tells the tth behd the famo le "So long gay Bowser!" durg boss fights Super Mar 64. What was he really sayg? * super mario gay 4 *

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Here's somethg that sure lated quickly: neoGAF er sphx noticed that at current, there are an absurd number of Spanish webs that report some variatn of the ia that Mar and Luigi are gay.

As far as I n tell, the earlit thg related to this ms om Ciencia Semal, who, on July 16th, wrote that on July 12th, Sato Iwata, print of Ntendo, spoke of some "vtigatn rults" where players unr 10 years tend to thk that Luigi & Mar are a gay uple stead of simply beg brothers.

(For those of you rollg your ey: my time here has tght me to never say somethg is for certa unls I n verify wh absolute certaty) any se, a follow-up article then appeared on July 19th, allegg that Mar creator Shige Miyamoto stated that Super Mar Bros was always tend as an allegory for the gay muny—and, get this, that they weren't brothers, but actualy, gay.

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It was a game charged wh the signs of gay culture, and Luigi and Mar were a gay uple tryg to brave a society that rejects them, " Miyamoto supposedly once se go on to say that this premise later changed when the game was brought to an ternatnal market.

Then go on show possible "evince" of gay culture the game, like how the flagpole at the end of the levels are phallic symbols and Goombas reprent somethg like that. So long gay Bowser! Obvly, Ntendo would never approve of Mar llg Bowser gay, so I thought that Mar was jt sayg wh his exaggerated Italian accent.

In the end, I gus will always be “So long gay Bowser” our hearts. Mar's voice actor fally tells the tth behd the famo le "So long gay Bowser! Related: Marvel’s gay Spir-Man flirts wh “tratgly hot” crimefighter this steamy preview.

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Super Mar 64’s Weird 'Gay Bowser' Le Isn’t In Super Mar 3D All-Stars.

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